It's an old neighborhood, with pothos crawling on the mottled facades of the buildings, rusty burglar fences on the windows along the street, and rust on the screws washed away by the rain all year round, leaving black-brown marks on the walls and canopies underneath. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 One of the walls along the street on the ground floor of info is often made with a hole more than one person high, and a door is formed by installing a door panel or pulling it with a cloth curtain, and billboards such as "sex toys", "health massage", and "high-priced recycling of cordyceps" are erected at the door. It's evening, and the lights on these billboards are starting to come on, but most of the bulbs have broken their filaments, and the original strings of lights are now struggling with only a few as if the wind blows and goes out.

Ah Yan ran up the stairs to the second floor with a grocery bag in his hand, took out the key and knocked on the door, and casually threw the grocery bag on the kitchen stove, and several frozen dumplings slipped out of the bag. Unable to care about cooking, Ah Yan first came to a small object and knelt down to the spiritual seat on the table.

"Grandpa, Ah Yan is going to change jobs, this time the job is better than being a policeman, it is to be a host, and you can go to work tomorrow night. Grandpa, don't worry, Ah Yan will live a good life alone, he can support himself, and maybe he will have a chance to become famous. When I come out on the show, the whole world will shout 'Ah Yan, Ah Yan...... 'Grandpa, maybe you can hear it in the sky.'" …… Grandpa, look at me, I'm so happy, tears come out as I speak. You're happy for me, aren't you? …… Grandpa, Ah Yan misses you so much......" Ah Yan finished speaking, lowered his head and wiped his eyes.

9 p.m. the next day. The basement of the heavenly and earthly clubhouse.

"Sister Lian, can you not wear this?" A Yan's voice came from a room.

"Don't talk nonsense, wait a minute, what are you supposed to do, do you remember everything?" A hoarse voice said.

"Remember,...... But that ......" - Yan's voice.

"Just remember it, and we'll talk about the rest later." - Hoarse male voice.

"Oh." - Yan's voice.

At this time, the basement was crowded with people.

"Ladies and gentlemen...... Oh, I'm sorry, my bad. There are no women and no men here! A hoarse but provocative voice came from the loudspeaker on the big screen, "There is only one kind of person here, are you all there—the happy forgotten one?" ”

Immediately erupted in the basement.

"Are you all here—those who have been abandoned by pleasure?"

Another burst of chanting.

"Welcome, welcome to Elysium!!!

People cheered unwillingly, and the voices rose higher and higher. The dynamic heavy metal sounded at the right time, and people began to writhe their bodies, and many people began to drink special drinks or swallow pills of various colors, and then writhed and shook wildly to join the party.

After a few minutes, the music suddenly stopped, and then the hoarse voice sounded again: "Leave your physical friends." Tonight is destined to be one of the most memorable evenings for you, whether you're an old guest or a new friend, as we'll be arranging a special program today. Before that, let me tell you the good news: our star, our heart, our lover, the messenger of happiness we miss day and night—our big mi, she's back!! ”

With a heart-rending roar of a hoarse voice, a dazzling light shone on the staircase of the basement, and I saw Ah Yan, who was wearing a bunny girl costume, being carried into the house by 4 strong men.

"That's right, friends, she's not Big Mi, she doesn't have Big Mi's wildness, she doesn't have Big Mi's elasticity, but it doesn't matter, she's younger and more energetic, isn't she? Let's welcome Da Mi's sister - Jade Rabbit!! ”

Originally, Ah Yan was still embarrassed because of his outfit, but when he saw so many people crazily embracing him, he kept shouting "Jade Rabbit, Jade Rabbit". gradually began to forget his shyness and waved his hand generously.

"Today, we should thank the gods and thank the heavens," and after Ah Yan entered the iron cage and stood on the stage, the hoarse voice sounded again, "In order to make up for our lost happiness, in addition to the Jade Rabbit, it also gives us a gift, a new fighter." oh，no！ Not a fighter! Tell you a secret - he is not a man, he is a beast, a devil, a killing machine made of bone and flesh. We call him the King of Warcraft!! ”

With the roar, the skylight on the iron cage gradually opened, and a lift sent a man with iron chains all over his body into the iron cage.

"WoW King! With a height of 182cm and a weight of 79kg, his absolute strength is ominous, his explosiveness is unknown, and his preferences are unknown. Ah Yan held the microphone in his hand and introduced, "And his opponent is the 'meat grinder', one of our four demon kings." ”

"Meat grinder! Height 189cm, weight 91 kg, bench press 120 kg, squat 460 kg, explosive power A," Ah Yan continued, just looking a little nervous, "The record is 18 fights and 18 wins, and I like chainsaws the most of the seven toys, and I like ...... Like...... Cut people into (swallow) dumpling fillings! Yan remembered last night's dinner.

The people around caught Ah Yan's action of swallowing saliva, and mistakenly thought that it was a manifestation of human hope. became excited for a while, and began to shout the names "meat grinder" and "jade rabbit" frantically.

When Ah Yan had been subjected to this crazy adoration, she was a little flattered for a while, but she soon began to enjoy the feeling of being valued, and a confident smile gradually appeared on her face: "Now, we are starting to choose toys. What kind of toys can make us reach the pinnacle of happiness, everyone, use the quotation in your hands, make a price for your preferences, and use the toys you buy to start tonight's game! ”

Ah Yan's words once again ignited the passion of the audience, and the excited shouts from the audience continued for a long time, and everyone frantically picked up the selector in their hands and began to bid. At the same time, the images on the big screen began to flicker incessantly, and several images were constantly changing alternately like slot machines. Among them are fists, pencil sharpeners, pans, baseball bats, piano wires, hammers, and chainsaws. The voices of the people faded into silence, and they all looked up at the flickering images on the big screen.

Eventually, the flickering picture stopped—it was a frying pan with a price written next to it: 896,000 yuan.

"When~" Ah Yan took the two stainless steel pans sent from outside the venue and knocked them hard: "It's been a long time, our kitchen symphony, friends, I want to thank you, because of your generous bid, tonight, the beautiful melody will be played in Elysium!" She explained loudly waving a steel pot. Her performance immediately elicited a strong response from the audience, and the deafening cheers rang out again.

"Nice little girl!" In the observation room on the second floor, Brother Hong said to the people around him.

"It's okay, although it's still far from Da Mi." Brother Wu said.

"I remember the first time Da Mi was just like that." Brother Hong said.

"Let's watch, I want to replace Da Mi, he's still early." Brother Wu said.

Brother Hong smiled and didn't speak.

Ah Yan waved the kitchen utensils: "I've been waiting for you, our time of bliss - start now!" With that, he threw the pan to the ground. The door of the cage gradually closed, probably because she was so excited, she actually forgot to exit the cage.

"What is she doing? Get her out! In the observation room on the second floor, Brother Wu looked at the situation in the cage and said.

"Wait!" Brother Hong stopped Brother Wu's hand from holding the microphone, "You see the audience's reaction, just let her stay inside." ”

"But......" Brother Wu wanted to say something.

"Wu, what's wrong with you? You forget, she's not a big mi, what are you nervous about? Brother Hong said with a smile.

Brother Wu looked at Brother Hong's face, wanted to say something and held back.

The chains on the "Warcraft King" gradually loosened, and the door of the cage was locked with a "bell" at this time. Ah Yan suddenly remembered that he hadn't gone out yet.

"No, open the door, I haven't gone out yet." Ah Yan shouted in panic.

The audience applauded and thought her performance was very good.

"Open the door, I beg you......" Ah Yan shouted vigorously.

At the same time, the iron chains on the body of the "Warcraft King" have been loosened, I saw that he was wrapped in a few rags as clothes, and there was no clean place on his body, but it was really like a beast running out of the mountains.

There was a sudden silence for a few seconds, and then an unprecedented cheer erupted. The "meat grinder" also showed a look of surprise, but he immediately regained his composure, rushed over to pick up the steel pot on the ground, and waved it at the head of the "Warcraft King".

"The King of Warcraft" was throwing a tantrum at those chains, and he didn't expect someone to attack. With a loud bang of "dang~", the "Warcraft King" was knocked down and fell to the barbed wire. The audience immediately erupted in a burst of shouting and shouting to kill.

The "Warcraft King" shook his head and looked up at the person who had attacked him just now, his eyes shining with anger. The "meat grinder" didn't wait for him to get up, and another pot passed by. As soon as the "King of Warcraft" stretched out his right hand, the blow was blocked by a "dang", and then a punch of his left hand blasted out, hitting the right hand of the "meat grinder" holding a weapon, only to hear a scream accompanied by a "click" sound, and the right hand of the "meat grinder" suddenly turned into a strange shape. Hung limply.

"Warcraft" grabbed the frying pan and waved it in the face of the "meat grinder" from the bottom left to the top right, and the sound that the audience expected to be crisp did not sound, but was replaced by a muffled sound of "bang". I saw that the head of the "meat grinder" exploded like fireworks, red, white, and black...... The colorful objects shot straight into the air, and then fell down in beautiful arcs. Ah Yan bore the brunt of it, and was drenched all over by those sticky things, and many nearby viewers were also splashed on their faces.

Ah Yan, who was shouting, suddenly lost her voice, only to see her standing there in a daze, her eyes were not focused, her body slowly slipped off the edge of the cage, and finally "plopped", and the headless corpse fell to the ground at the same time in the blood and brains. Stimulated by the bloody scene just now, Ah Yan once again launched her trick.

The people in the audience were silent for a long time, and then they roared and screamed like crazy. "WoW King! WoW King! The call instantly resounded throughout the audience.