Chapter 148: Riding a White Dog Successfully Returns to the Sun
Qin Ide and Uncle Qin were sent by Lao Deng and several other bull-headed ghosts to the front of a very simple ancient courtyard house style building under the 'Seventeen-Story Hell Mountain', there is a bull-headed ghost handle in front of the door, which looks quite powerful, but to say that this house is the mansion of the 'Bull-headed General', this is too simple, this is the general's mansion. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Qin Ide and Uncle Qin were taken into the underworld, and walked through the backyard to a public hall similar to the ancient yamen, only to see a burly man wearing a big hat in the shape of a yak head, wearing pitch black armor and whispering to a strange-looking monk, why did Qin Ed say that the strange-looking man was a monk, because he was wearing a white robe, and Qin Ed felt that the monk was a foreigner no matter how he looked at it, why, because his skin was so white...
Lao Deng took a step forward and said loudly: "Report to the general, Mr. Qin and the 'Liangguang Ghost Sorrow' are brought!" ”。 When General Niutou heard this, he turned his head to look at Lao Deng, and then glanced at Qin Ide and Uncle Qin, he waved his hand without saying anything and said, "You go out first, I have something to talk to Mr. Qin."
The words of this 'bull-headed general' made Uncle Qin wonder, didn't he say that he wanted to be interrogated? Why did it become a conversation, and look at his calm and relaxed appearance, not like angry.
However, at this moment, the strange-looking monk saw Qin Aide and hurriedly walked up to Qin Aide and shouted: "Disciple 'listen', I have seen Uncle Shi!" ”。 Then he 'plopped' and gave a five-body bow to Qin Aide, which stunned all the ghosts present, Uncle Qin looked at Qin Aide with wide eyes, thinking what was going on!?
Qin Ide said with an embarrassed face: "What? ”。 Uncle Qin looked at Qin Ed and hurriedly asked, "Xiaode, what's going on?" ”。 Qin Ed shook his head, looking dazed.
Qin Ide moved his steps, but he didn't think that this monk's head had been aimed at Qin Ide, and he refused to get up; The 'bull-headed general' hurriedly walked over, helped the monk up, and said at the same time: "Venerable, please get up quickly, don't mistake the ghost as your uncle."
Qin Ed was shocked by the words of the 'bull-headed general', what!? This guy is 'Di Ting', it's the rumored 'Jizo King Bodhisattva' who sits down and likes to play with eavesdropping equipment!?
Di Ting looked at the 'bull-headed general' and said with a serious face: "This person is my uncle, and the poor monk is not mistaken." General Niutou looked shocked, pointed at Qin Ide and said, "But this person is Liang Yifu, who is a warlock in the yang world, how can he be your uncle?" ”。
Di Ting waved his hand and said: "No, no, he is the poor monk's uncle Qin Ide, not 'Liangguang ghosts see sorrow' Liang Yifu, the poor monk's uncle is fun by nature, so he pretended to be 'Liangguang ghosts see sorrow', and wanted to make it convenient in hell."
After hearing this, General Niutou asked, "This time I understand, what you just told me, Venerable, must be just to find your uncle..." Di Ting gave a deep Buddha salute to General Niutou, and at the same time said, "Exactly."
Qin Ed looked at Di Ting and asked in disbelief, "What did you call me just now?" You recognize the wrong person, I'm not a monk."
Di Ting smiled and said, "I wonder if Uncle Shi still remembers what you said in the 'Listening to the Scriptures'...". When Qin Ide heard this, he hurriedly recalled what he had said, but he just thought of what he had said, and smiled bitterly, Nima, isn't this a trick on me?
Uncle Qin looked at Qin Ed and asked, "What did you say?" ”。
Qin Ide looked embarrassed and didn't reply to Uncle Qin's words, and at this moment, the 'bull-headed general' walked up to Uncle Qin and said: "Mr. Qin, I just misunderstood, Bai is wrong to blame Mr. Qin, please follow Bai to the apse to talk." Then he took Uncle Qin to talk behind the screen.
Only Qin Ide and Di Ting were left in the hall, and Qin Ide smiled bitterly: "I said monk... Don't take it seriously, I'm joking, and you're not kind, how can you eavesdrop on others."
Di Ting said very politely: "The monks don't speak, how can what Uncle Shi said be a joke, and the disciple is by no means intentional to eavesdrop, but the disciple's ears can hear the sound of a hundred miles, it just so happens that the disciple is not far from the 'Listening to the Scriptures' at that time, otherwise I really don't know that Uncle Shi came here, please redeem the disciple for not being able to welcome the arrival of Uncle Shi."
When Qin Ide heard this, he thought to himself that you monks are really good, you just left a 'Maitreya Buddha', and now there is another 'Listening to the Divine Monarch' to fool me, right, do you like to find joy so much? But don't get caught up with me, I don't want to become a monk.
Qin Ide coughed dryly and said, "So you're still eavesdropping."
Di Ting said: "No, no, no, the disciple did not eavesdrop, but his hearing is better than ordinary people, please don't be surprised."
Qin Ide said: "It's not surprising, and I'm not a monk, don't call me uncle, in terms of age, your 'big white dog' is much older than me."
Di heard that Qin Ide called him a big white dog instead of being angry, he smiled and said: "What Uncle Shi said is very true, the disciple is stupid and has no ability to understand the mystery of what Uncle Shi said."
Qin Ide took a deep breath, thinking that if you weren't a celebrity, I would want to punch you a few times now, but Qin Ed knew too well that he couldn't talk too much about these monks, otherwise it would be difficult to bargain in his mouth; I haven't been fooled by the 'Maitreya Buddha' this year, I don't know how many times, and I don't know if he is secretly fooling himself, and now there is such a 'Di Ting', it seems that I still have to leave the place of right and wrong quickly, otherwise I am afraid that I will be unlucky again.
Qin Ide said: "What, you didn't come here to play tricks on me."
Di Ting said calmly: "No, no, no, the disciple is here to bring Uncle Shi to return Yang, Uncle Shi has been in the underworld for more than 20 days, and if he doesn't return Yang, I'm afraid that his body will be damaged."
When Qin Ed heard this, he couldn't help but shout: "What!? 20 days!? it! Haven't I been in this place for 60 days! Why don't I feel it? Hurry up, send me back quickly."
Di Ting said very calmly: "Uncle don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, monks should not be rude." Qin Ed was so depressed and very puzzled, thinking that you are an Aries! It's an Aries wearing a 'sacred garment', right, how can he be so 'stupid and cute'?
Qin Ide hurriedly walked behind the screen of the public hall, looked at Uncle Qin and said, "Uncle Qin, I heard that Nadi is going to take me back, you two talk slowly, I have to go back quickly, I have time to come and visit your old man...". Uncle Qin looked at Qin Ide with a stunned expression, then nodded and said, "Go, go, don't come back when you have time."
Then Qin Ide walked up to Di Ting and said, "Hurry up, send me back!" ”。 Di listened to the Buddha salute to Qin Aide, and then said: "Uncle don't worry, wait for the disciple to change back to his original form." Qin Ide was almost angry with him, don't worry, I'm very anxious, you know!? You have such a slow and methodical personality, do you know that 'Jizo Bodhisattva'?
Di Ting's body turned into a burst of white light, and then changed back to its original appearance, a big white dog with a length of three meters and a height of about one and a half meters, what breed Qin Ide doesn't know, anyway, it's quite big, and it looks like a lazy dog.
Di Ting lay on the ground and motioned for Qin Ed to ride on his back, Qin Ed was not polite to him, and sat on his back, Di Ting stood up, roared, and broke a glowing passage in front of him, and then he rushed in with Qin Ed on his back.
This person rode on the back of the dog, the white dog galloped in the passage, and it didn't take long to return to the door of the 'Listening Office', and then Di Ting roared here, and a faint passage appeared in front of him, and so on many times, Di Ting took Qin Ed from the Niutou General's Mansion through the 'Listening Office' and then to the 'Fengdu City' and then came to the door of the 'Hades Palace'.
All the way over can be described as a huge momentum, scared the ghosts of the land passing through, Hades and a group of little ghosts came out to take a look, but just arrived outside the door, but no one was seen.
Qin Ide was also thundered by Di Ting's act of running and roaring once, Qin Ed didn't know, in fact, since Di Ting returned to the underworld, the roar was nothing more than telling Liu Qingqing and the ghosts who were running around to find Qin Ide that he had taken Qin Ed to the way back to the soul.
When they came to the gate of 'Tongyou City', they saw that Lu Qingfeng, Zhao Yunyun, and Wang Xiaocui were already waiting for them there. Di Ting leaned down and let Qin Ide come down, and then turned into a white light and changed back to his original human appearance, Lu Qingfeng and Zhao Yunyun saluted Di Ting.
Wang Xiaocui saw that Qin Aide came back safe and sound, and rushed over to Qin Aide's arms, and said at the same time: "Dear~ You frightened the slave family, how could you run into hell?" ”。 Qin Ed sighed and said: "Accident, it's purely an accident, I have to rush back now, otherwise my body will be out of breath."
Wang Xiaocui was very reluctant, hugged Qin Ide tightly and refused to let go, Qin Ide looked at Zhao Yunyun and Lu Qingfeng and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect to encounter these things, let you worry about it."
Lu Qingfeng smiled and waved his hand, and said, "It's okay, it's the dereliction of duty with the insiders that made the Xiao Qin brothers suffer." Qin Ide said: "Brother Lu, I don't have time to chat with you, I still have to go back, by the way, how can I return the yang?" ”。
Zhao Yunyun said: "I'll take you back." Qin Ide hurriedly shook his head and said, "Don't, Sister Zhao, you look like you're going to beat someone." Zhao Yunyun's expression was indeed a little serious at this time, she shrugged her shoulders and said, "It's not because I'm looking for you kid, we haven't rested for dozens of days in a row, and we're almost exhausted."
After Zhao Yunyun finished speaking, she walked over and pulled Wang Xiaocui away, and said at the same time: "Okay, don't get tired, I'll let you go to the world to perform official duties another day, and you two can meet again." When Wang Xiaocui heard this, she said with a smile: "Really? ”。 Zhao Yunyun nodded.
Wang Xiaocui hurriedly looked at Qin Aide and said, "My dear~ you have to wait for the slave family~." Before she finished speaking, she was pulled away by Zhao Yunyun. Qin Ide looked embarrassed, thinking to himself how dare I talk to you in the yang world, I'm really not afraid of damaging my body.
Lu Qingfeng walked up to Qin Ide and said, "Let me send you back?" ”。
Qin Ide nodded, but he thought that Di Ting interjected and said, "Let's let the disciple send Uncle Hui Yang." Qin Ed turned his head to look at Di Ting and said, "It's better not to!" You almost turned me upside down, prostate inflammation, you know? ”。 Di Ting was slightly stunned and said, "Uncle Shi, what is prostate inflammation?" ”。
Lu Qingfeng stood aside and looked at Qin Aide with a stunned expression and asked, "Why does His Holiness call Brother Xiao Qin his uncle?" That's not right." Qin Ide looked at Lu Qingfeng helplessly and said: "Yes, did you hear it, it really doesn't make sense, I'm not a monk, I'm really afraid that you will call me uncle a few more times, I really became a monk."
Lu Qingfeng looked surprised and said to Qin Aide, "Brother Xiao Qin, how can you be rude to Venerable? ”。
Di Ting smiled and said: "It's okay, my uncle has an easy-going and debauched personality, and the poor monk is used to it."
Qin Ide shrugged his shoulders and said, "I heard it, I can't do anything about it, and this guy also overheard me talking to Liu Qingqing, it's too tasteless." Lu Qingfeng looked depressed, thinking to himself, Brother Xiao Qin, you are really open-mouthed, how can you be so powerless against the Bodhisattva's disciples?
Di Ting hurriedly said: "Uncle Shi, the disciple really didn't eavesdrop...". Qin Ide hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, you have good hearing, you don't need to install a monitor to hear what's going on in the yang world, right, let's go."
Hearing this, Di smiled and said: "No, no, no, I can only distinguish between good and evil, not hear the voice thousands of miles away." Qin Ide frowned and said, "I said that you can't leave or not, if you want to go, hurry up, don't wait."
Di Ting nodded, and hurriedly turned back into a big white dog, Qin Ide rode on it, looked at Lu Qingfeng and said, "Brother Lu, I'm leaving, I'm free, come over for tea." Lu Qingfeng saluted Qin Aide, and said at the same time: "It's easy to say, I will definitely go to get together when I have time."
After speaking, Di listened to the roar, and set off towards the world with Qin Ide on his back, this Di Ting's roar actually has another ability, which is to break through the space channel, but it is not his unique skill, like Lu Qingfeng and Zhao Yunyun, these 'ghosts and immortals' also have this ability, but the form is a little different, but the effect is the same.
Qin Aide really regretted letting this guy take him back, and he also regretted not telling this guy not to carry himself on his back, because it was really bumpy, if he hadn't grabbed the two ears of Di Ting, he would definitely have been thrown out by him.
After Di Ting left with Qin Ide, in a small bamboo forest outside the listening hall, there was an old monk with a young monk, this young monk was the 'Maitreya Buddha' who had left Qin Ide's spiritual world for many days, and they were watching TV at this time. It was indeed a TV set produced by the underworld, and it was also a high-definition TV, which was placed on the stone table, and the two monks were watching Qin Ide's journey from hell to returning to Yang, referred to as surveillance.
Maitreya Buddha smiled: "I didn't expect that your apprentice would also be stupid, but this is an interesting thing."
The old monk said: "What the Buddha said is very true, the poor monk preaches the scriptures and talks in the underworld all day long, forgetting that this apprentice is a white dog who is enlightened, and he is slightly ignorant of human affairs, but this Qin Aide, I don't know if he really worships under the door of the Buddha Maitreya?" ”。
Maitreya Buddha smiled and said: "Yes or no, this person has Buddha nature, but he doesn't want to abandon the world, with his personality, let's go with him, but whether he can change the past as he wishes this time depends on his creation...".
The old monk nodded and said: "This person is the person who should be robbed, but when the poor monk returned to the Buddha country to meditate, he found that this person who should be robbed is not only this Qin Ide, I don't know if the Buddha knows about it."
Maitreya Buddha took a deep breath and said: "I said that the earth hides you, it's one thing less, but I can't blame you, you don't want to become a Buddha after all, in fact, there is a piece of heaven above our sky, that is not a place that we can touch, everything in this world has its omission, and Qin Ide is just a part of the omission, then there will naturally be another person in this world, nothing wrong."
This old monk turned out to be the head of the Netherworld in the Eastern Underworld, the 'Jizo King Bodhisattva', and the reason why he came back was because his old man had a strange problem, that is, he would schizophrenia every once in a while, and then enter meditation mode and start discussing Buddhism with himself. In the past, he had always spent this period in the underworld, but then he felt that it was inappropriate, so he ran back to the 'Pure Land of Bliss', that is, their Buddha kingdom to meditate, so that he was not afraid that the ghosts in the 'Seventeen-Layer Hell Mountain' would sense the change in his aura and start to make trouble in the hell.
King Jizo Bodhisattva nodded, thoughtful, and then smiled: "At the beginning, the Buddha, you gave me the eight characters, and asked me to tell the king of Yama that this is the eight characters of the person who should be robbed, and the poor monk felt strange at that time, why did the Buddha know about the living people making trouble in the underworld, it turned out that the Buddha you had already experienced this."
Maitreya Buddha laughed and said: "You guessed wrong, I didn't experience this, but there was a leak in this heaven and earth, when the poor monk sensed the appearance of this omission, he went to check, I was from Qin Ide lost his memory, I accidentally saw a trace of scattered pictures, I will deduce this catastrophe."
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King Jizo Bodhisattva raised his eyebrows, squinted at Maitreya Buddha and said, "Buddha, you are fooling the poor monk again... Huh". Maitreya Buddha laughed and said, "How can you learn from Qin Ide's kid, the monks don't speak." Maitreya Buddha paused and continued: "But there is another person who should be robbed, and the poor monk doesn't know where he is at this time, perhaps, Qin Aide's trip may have already been a difficult to fill calamity, and now I can only hope that this is not a dead loop...".
King Jizo Bodhisattva nodded and said: "The Buddha's concern is also unreasonable, the Buddha should be reincarnated as a human being, but he cannot be chosen by God as the person who should be robbed, and he will return to the Buddha country in a few years, I am afraid that it is inappropriate for us to interfere in the affairs of the world this time."
Maitreya Buddha smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, there is no harm in the sky, we have our arrangement, people will win the sky, although this is a man, but although we are Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, but before we were mortals, if we don't believe in miracles, then there is probably no way back in this world."
King Jizo Bodhisattva nodded, looked at Maitreya Buddha and said, "What the Buddha said is reasonable, the poor monk is really as the Buddha said, he has stayed in hell for too long... I almost forgot that I was a man of great faith in miracles." Maitreya Buddha smiled, patted the shoulder of the Jizo King Bodhisattva and said, "You haven't stayed too long, you have been using this old man for too long, and your mood has become old."
Maitreya Buddha said this, and then sighed: "Now the poor monk's worries, if this trip is unable to return to the sky, then I am afraid that the world will be in chaos, and human beings are now unable to rush out of the gate, will definitely be wiped out, if we help, I am afraid it will cause a war in the fairy world, and if we don't make a move, it will go against the original wish of my Buddhist family, it is really the palm of the hand, the back of the hand is also meat, this trip can only rely on Qin Ide He can realize as soon as possible, and comprehend a miracle I left him..." (To be continued.) )