Late off-topic love letters

preface

A few days ago, I showed my wife the letter I made, Lin Shu wrote to Nihuang, and wanted her to evaluate it, it didn't look like Lin Shu wrote it, but the answer was:

"You're good at writing love letters! I haven't seen you write it to me. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"That's not a love letter!" I retorted weakly.

"I don't care, you go and write me a love letter, otherwise you look good!"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Okay"

After receiving the task, I began to conceive, but I didn't know where to start making it up, and in the end I could only write about what we experienced between us, and after writing it, I looked at it again, and felt that it was off-topic, similar to the essay I wrote when I was in school, and I had to add the word 'off-topic' to the title.

Body:

We met on the marriage network, the first time we met, you pretended to be gentle and quiet, and then we got acquainted, you are lively and cheerful, like to speak loudly The essence of tuberculosis finally appeared, now I think about it, I really don't know how hard you were holding back in front of me. And what I want to say about this is that I actually prefer the real you.

You like to listen to me play the piano, but due to my limited ability, I can only play some simple ones, such as "The Mark of the Rain", "White Moonlight", or your favorite "Lucky", but your tears are too low, and you can cry when you listen to these, I am really speechless, and I also think of your argument with a strange logical relationship:

"You deceived me by playing the piano to prove that you are not a liar."

… I can only... Speechless.

Let's talk about the moths you have made, such as your ability to slip the tongue at critical moments.

My Taiwanese colleague Clark, who is still unmarried, would like to introduce him to a girlfriend.

"That colleague of yours, Clark, does he have a girlfriend? I know a guy, would you like to introduce him? ”

Looking at my stunned expression, you didn't realize that you had said a wrong word. Although after being reminded by me, you finally found out and laughed for a long time, but this is not the first time you have mistaken the gender.

My classic comment is still in my mind:

"I like the male number two in the TV series the most, generally the male number two loves the male number one deeply, and silently does a lot of things for him, so touching."

Looking at your deeply intoxicated appearance, I was stunned again, and after thinking about it, I understood that you said that the 'female' No. 1, whom the male No. 2 originally loved, was the 'male' No. 1, but seeing that you are still intoxicated, I can only reply to you:

"Rotten girl!"

"Huh? What does rotten girl mean? ”

When I explained, you realized that you had made a mistake, and I laughed again for a while.

Your memories of your wife are all these joys, because you have a deep impression of them, and this is all due to your ability to be a moth, and it is difficult to evaluate that you also passed it on to your daughter.

Mother-in-law's puppy cucumber and neighbor's kitten apple often play together, puppy cucumber also gives the kitten apple massage, Fan Fan sighed when he saw it:

"This is cross-racial love!"

You smile and answer,

"Why don't you get one in the future? Marrying a foreigner? ”

"No, foreigners are also humans, and I'm going to marry an alien."

…… Well, I admit that Fan Fan's ambition is very ambitious.

Both of you mother and daughter have left me speechless, but they are also a source of joy for me.

Last summer, we traveled to Hainan Island, and the three of us who were very lazy made a unanimous decision to stay in the hotel for three days, swim twice a day, play in the sand of the beach once, and not go out of the hotel except for eating.

When others know about it, they will only sigh: "This is also called tourism? ”

But the three of us are lazy, but we are very happy.

I just want to say that it's not like a family doesn't enter the door.

Then you remember to introduce your little niece to Clark, and after asking me, I tell the truth:

"Clark: He just wants to find Taiwan."

"Forget it, I don't want my little niece to marry in a remote mountainous area!"

I can only 'hehe', Taiwan is a remote mountainous area, but if you think about it carefully, it seems that the definition makes some sense.

I can only admire your unique opinions, which often bring me some unexpected happiness.

I once watched a movie that mentioned a kind of meaning in a man's life, and after I heard it, I thought it was very suitable for me.

β€œfindagirl,andholdheralife.”

"Find a girl and accompany her for the rest of her life."

I've always hoped that I could do it, in the vast sea of people, keep looking for the girl who made me willing to accompany and protect until you appeared.

Later, I always thought that I was doing well, but when my kidney stones appeared, I had other ideas.

Because the stone was stuck in the ureter, the pain was unbearable, you accompanied me to the hospital for a shot of demerol, during the effect of the drug, I could only lie on the hospital bed in a daze, and you have been taking care of me.

At that time, I couldn't help but think, who has been accompanied and guarded for so many years?

At this time, after thinking about it, I was shocked, in addition to the answer to this question, there are also the obvious differences between me before and after this injection of Demerol.

Whether it was before or after, you have always been very concerned about my health, and there are many advices, but before I only felt that you were nagging, but now I feel warm in my heart.

However, there is a difference in the content of your instructions before and after, which is quite obvious.

Before that stitch:

"You drink less beer....you're high in triglycerides... Do you want to check it out... If you die, who will pay the loan! ”

After that, as the pressure of the loan was reduced, the phrase "who will repay the loan if you die" was gone, and it sounded much more comfortable.

In addition, after that injection, you with low tears passed on the easy sadness to me.

When I watched "Charlotte's Troubles", I actually cried, which was very difficult before.

And when I watched "Langya Bang", the reunion between Lin Shu and Nihuang couldn't help but make my eyes moist, I was very strange, how did the science and engineering man, who has always been very rational, become so sentimental.

After that needle, I also found that I could make it up, and after seeing the beginning of "The Undead Doctor", I couldn't help but continue to write, and now it is more than 200,000 words.

Later, he opened "The Legend of the Tang Dynasty", about some female characters, when they are empathetic, they can occasionally be devoted.

Oh, my God! What the hell is going on with me?!

I used to hate Chinese classes, and the best Chinese score in high school was the college entrance examination, which was one point short of passing, and the most annoying thing about the Chinese test questions was to write essays out of nothing, and I had a headache at the thought of making up 800 words.

And now, what I used to hate has become a hobby. Could it really be that Du Lendin opened up a hole in my brain, or did I slowly transform under your influence?

You said that you like "Langya Bang" and want to watch the sequel, so I tried to make up a paragraph, but if you don't mix "Legend of the Frontier Wilderness", you really can't make it up, which also causes you to not understand, which makes me very regretful, so I can only pause.

But since we have this hobby, we can also use it in the right place, our memory is not as good as before, and I can't remember a lot of your whole moth.

It would be a good thing if I could record everything we experienced in the form of code words for more than 20 years from now until we were 60 years old.

Let's start today, when we go home, we will recall those interesting things together, and record them, what do you think?

But one thing I am sure of is that after so many years with you, I am the one who has really been accompanied and guarded.

Just wanted to say thank you to you!

I'm really glad to have met you,

I love you, wife.