Chapter 40: The King of Pig's Kidney

"The Dao heart has been broken, I am just returning to the Yuan Realm to cultivate now, you bastard, Dao Master, I will fight with you!"

Lu Zhanming was so sad and indignant that he cried so much, he waved the broom in his hand, a hermit style of a peerless master, but unfortunately he just ran two steps, but he tripped over the bluestone on the ground, snapped his mouth and gnawed on the mud, he was stunned, and immediately hugged the ground and cried, and he didn't want to kill Zhou Shao with a broom again. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I've been humiliated so much, isn't it enough that you will continue to humiliate me?

"Huh? Isn't this Brother Lu? I just saw a divine light appear, almost blinding my titanium alloy eyes, but when I looked carefully, it turned out to be Brother Lu Zhanming, Lu Daxia, and Brother Lu, who was disrespectful and disrespectful. Oh yes, what are you doing lying on the ground, Lu Daxia, have you comprehended some kind of trick? Wonderful, wonderful! Brother Lu is really a model for my generation, and he is on the road of enlightenment all the time. ”

Zhou Shao and Qingyun slowly walked in front of Lu Zhanming, and hurriedly reached out to help Lu Zhanming up and patted the dirt on his body.

"I'll fight with you!"

Lu Zhanming's whole body trembled, his face was pale, and he even bit his lips, he waved a broom to hit Zhou Shao, but Zhou Shao grabbed his wrist and couldn't move, he raised one leg and wanted to hit again, but was kicked by Zhou Shao in the other leg, he was unsteady on his feet, and immediately fell backwards.

"Poof!"

Zhou Shao pretended to be seriously injured, opened his mouth and spit out phlegm, stroked his chest with one hand, and took a few steps back, he pointed at Lu Zhanming with a shocked face, and exclaimed: "When did you cultivate the Divine Eye Heaven Destroying Palm!" I was glared at by Brother Lu's eyes, it was like receiving the Celestial Destroying Palm, and even the concentric liver, spleen, stomach and lungs were broken, fortunately, my little Ding Ding was strong enough to be preserved under the power of the Celestial Destroying Palm. Xiao Yun'er, you are blessed, my little Ding Ding is so strong, Xiao Yun'er should be happy for me. ”

Bah! Whether your little Tintin is strong or not, what does it matter to me! Qingyun rolled her eyes at Uncle Zhou, which made Uncle Zhou's heart and liver flutter, this style made Uncle Zhou want to strip off Xiao Yun'er naked here.

"You...... Murder and heartbreaking! Didn't I just misunderstand that you were a demon? You kill people, I won't get up! Kill me and don't get up! ”

Lu Zhanming was lying on the ground on all fours, playing a scoundrel, and his brothers and sisters were all stunned when they saw him look like this.

Others don't know Lu Zhanming, but they know very well that the personal disciple of the Elder of the Heavenly Punishment Platform of the Sword Sect, and even the son of the Elder of the Heavenly Punishment Table, he has been taking pills since he was a child, which is like eating jelly beans, and when he grows up, he has cultivated countless sword tricks and spells, and has become the most prominent handsome of the younger generation, and his prestige among the younger generation of the Sword Sect is extremely high, and even the disciples of the previous generations have to shout Senior Brother Lu when they see Lu Zhanming!

It's reverence and worship of power.

But Lu Zhanming was lying on the ground like a scoundrel at the moment, it seemed that this man and woman were the objects of Lu Zhanming's most panic, they couldn't help but be stunned, who are these men and women?

Zhou Shao sat next to Lu Zhanming's head, stretched out his hand to pat his tearful face, and looked at him with a heartfelt expression: "Seriously, I really envy you for meeting such a broad-minded person as me." At the beginning, you kept saying that you wanted to kill me, and you even used your strength to kill me, but I didn't pay attention to you at all, didn't even beat you, and became friends with you. You say, aren't there many good people like me left? ”

Good?

Lu Zhanming only felt that the corners of his eyes were hotter, and the tears were more fierce, and he cried: "Do you still want me to say sorry to you?" ”

"That's not enough, it's just that the clothes on my body are torn, I heard that some of your Sword Sect's clothes are very strong and can withstand fire, so I want to come and ask for hundreds and dozens of clothes." Zhou Shao smiled harmlessly.

Fireproof burning clothes?

It was the use of great supernatural powers to imprint the formation on the clothes, called the magic robe! Even in the Sword Sect, the number of robes is extremely small, only those few elders have them, and one hundred and eighty pieces?

Dao Ye, I really want to spit out a mouthful of old blood and spray it on your face: "No! ”

Zhou Shao smiled: "I can help you." ”

"Help me with what?" Lu Zhanming was stunned.

Zhou Shao smiled mysteriously: "I am an imperial person, worried about the future of the empire, I have cultivated the ability to pass through the mysteries, and I have never dared to forget to serve the motherland. We can use these underworld cultists to make a big fuss, and then destroy the demon cave, won't you become a hero? Such a good thing, brother, I took care of you, so I came to you, so you can steal the fun. ”

Are you worried about the Empire? Phew! You are being hunted down by the Underworld, so you want to use the hand of the Sword Sect to destroy the Demon Cave!

Well said!

But I have to say that Lu Zhanming's heart was moved, he was a defender, and his mission was to subdue demons and defend the way, he hesitated for a moment and said, "How to make a big fuss?" ”

"Oops! It's so cold! Zhou Shao pretended not to hear Lu Zhanming's words, he covered his chest with both hands, shivering from the cold wind, his lips were black, and even his face was frozen red, he said in a trembling voice: "Brother Lu, I'm about to freeze to death!" ”

Lu Zhanming had the urge to vomit blood again, he gritted his teeth and said to a disciple not far away: "Take the Jiaolong robe that Master gave me!" ”

"Huh?" The disciple of the Sword Sect exclaimed: "The Jiaolong robe is a magic robe given by the elder when the senior brother entered the world, it is extremely powerful, and the Jiaolong dragon soul is attached to it, and the defense is extremely strong, how can it be given to this scoundrel?" ”

"Do as I say!" Lu Zhanming glanced at the smug Zhou Shao, hey, when the bandits enter the city, what else can they do except give them up?

The robbery is so bold and temperamental, it is worthy of the man I fancied, Xiao Yun'er is so moved that she can't wait to pounce...... Let the little one kiss two!

After a while, the disciple of the Sword Sect reluctantly took the Jiaolong robe, Zhou Shao hurriedly snatched the Jiaolong robe, and said with a smile while changing clothes in front of everyone: "Brother Lu, you are too polite, how embarrassing is this, this dress is really extraordinary, obedient, warm, warm!" ”

As soon as the robe was put on, there was a dense flow of spiritual energy that penetrated into the body, connecting with its own qi, and the two dragon souls in the clothes were actually swimming on the cloth, as if they were patrolling the territory!

It's a nice dress.

"Xiao Yun'er, Brother Lu is so polite, let's give him a gift too, courtesy, courtesy."

Zhou Shao pointed to the string of pig kidneys in Qingyun's hand and smiled, Xiao Yun'er blushed, and couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, why did I fall in love with you! In the future, in front of people, you must pretend that you don't know him, and you can use a string of pig kidneys to exchange for a robe, which seems to be too ......

"Don't be reluctant, Brother Lu is so polite, how can we be shabby?" Zhou Shao took the pig's kidney from Xiao Yun'er's hand, stuffed it into Lu Zhanming's hand, and said with a smile: "Brother Lu, don't underestimate the pig's kidney, medicine has a saying that form complements form, I see that your face is burnt and your breath is short, it must be a sign of kidney deficiency, so I went to heaven and earth, searched all over nine cities and eleven towns, and finally found a few kings of pig kings, and took these pig kidneys!" You take it well, go back and fry it, it will be good for your kidneys. ”

Burst!

Lu Zhanming couldn't hold back any longer, and opened his mouth to spit out Dao essence blood.

Kill this demon, O God!