--

-->

The bald strange old man is not an ordinary character, his name is Li Shantong. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Reading this, you don't have to laugh, he doesn't have a son named Li Gang, let alone a grandson like "my dad is Li Gang", he is a Taoist priest.

It's the Taoist priest who interpreted Hu Yangon's mother's dream!

Why does he have so much ability?

Because he has a very good relationship with Zhang Guo!

Speaking of Zhang Guo, you may not know, but when it comes to Zhang Guolao, you must know that he is not one of the eight immortals who rode a donkey upside down!

There are poems as proof: how many people in the world are not as good as this old man.

It's not about riding a donkey upside down, looking back at everything.

"Lao" is an honorific title for Zhang Guo, just like calling Confucius Confucius.

Zhang Guo is indeed a person in history, Tang Wu Zetian was more than 100 years old, and was summoned by Empress Wu and Tang Xuanzong many times, and was also awarded the Silver Qingguanglu Doctor by Tang Xuanzong, and was given the name Mr. Tongxuan.

Later, on the grounds of "old age and sickness", he returned to Xianweng Mountain (now Zhangguo Lao Mountain) to live in seclusion.

There is also a legend about how Zhang Guolao became an immortal: there is an ancient temple on the slope of Caili Mountain, and a long time ago, there was an old monk with three monks in the temple.

The youngest monk is named Zhang Guo, and in addition to waiting for the old monks, he also does chores such as chopping wood and carrying water.

One night, Zhang Guo filled the tank with water, and the next day, not a drop was used, and there was no water in the tank.

The old monk scolded him for being lazy. Zhang Guo didn't know the reason, so he had to fill the water tank again.

The next day, when the tank of water was exhausted, the old monk was angry and beat the little apprentice.

Zhang Guo felt very aggrieved, surprised in his heart, and determined to find out.

At night, he picked up a tank full of water and hid in the dark to peep.

In the middle of the night, two white fat and bare-chested children suddenly ran in from outside the temple, came to the front of the tank, and stretched out their heads into the tank to drink water.

stepped forward to arrest him, but he disappeared in an instant.

Zhang Guo truthfully told the old monk what he saw.

The old monk ordered Zhang Guo to fill the jar with water and not to make a noise.

At night, the old monk took a steel needle, sewed a long velvet thread, and hid it with Zhang Guo in a dark place not far from the water tank.

Soon, the two bare-chested children came to the tank to drink water again.

The old monk took advantage of the fact that they put their heads into the jar, ran forward, and plunged the steel needle into the child's mouth, only to hear a scream of "wow", and the child disappeared again.

Follow the velvet line to find it, to the corner of the outer wall of the temple, and the line enters the ground.

The old monk ordered Zhang Guo to bring a shovel to excavate, and as a result, he dug up two things that resembled human bodies.

The old monk knew that it was ginseng, so he ordered Zhang Guo to cook it on a fire, and told him that he was not allowed to taste it.

Zhang Guo put the dug things in the pot, lit a fire and boiled for a while, the aroma was fragrant, the mouth was salivating, and he couldn't bear it, so he took it out and tasted it, it was delicious.

Still salivating, I simply took it out and ate it.

Zhang Guo was afraid of the old monk and blamed the beating, and wanted to escape.

When he went out of the temple gate, he saw a donkey tied to the tree, turned around and took out the soup left in the pot and gave it to the donkey to drink, then rode on the donkey's back and fled eastward.

Afraid that the old monk would come to chase after him, he rode a donkey backwards to watch.

Later generations said that Zhang Guo had become an immortal by eating fairy ginseng, and the donkey had become a god donkey after drinking the soup.

It is said that in the Kaiyuan period, a person named Li Xin asked Zhang Guo for a lesson in astrology, and the questions and answers of the two were recorded and passed down to future generations, that is, the "Guo Xin Q&A" included in "Zhang Guo Xingzong", which became the basis for the prediction of astrology in later generations.

It is said that the person who recorded this book was Li Shantong's master, named Ye Fashan.

Li Shantong is also a real person in history, and he is definitely not fabricated out of thin air.

The ancient inscription of the 23rd year of the Kaiyuan Dynasty of the Tang Dynasty on the old mountain of Zhangguo in Xingtai City records that the immortal Weng Zhang is surnamed Guo, and the people of Guangzong in Xingzhou are also hidden in Xiangyang Tiaoshan, and often come and go between Xing. In the past, it was said that it took a white donkey, traveled thousands of miles a day, repaired it and folded it, and placed it in a towel box, which was as thick as paper. Multiply it by spraying it with water, as it is. At the beginning of Xingzhou, there is a mountain in the northwest thirty miles, Weng often plays, sees that there is a slippery water out, and sees the bitter water of the residents around the Yunmeng Mountain, Weng a finger, Gu Jingquan Yiyong, one party will always Lai, because the famous well is said to be "referring to the saint". One night I went to Zhaozhou to cross the bridge and asked the natives: Can the bridge be crossed? Everyone laughed and said: This bridge, carriage, horse, and rhino elephant walk like nothing, and it is difficult for a donkey? Weng to the bridge, the bridge is shaken, and then the step is dissolved! To this day, the traces of the hat and hooves are still there. In the twenty-third year of Kaiyuan, the divine benefit was significant, Xuanzong heard it, sent the scholar to meet Pei Xianchi to welcome him, entered the palace on his shoulder, and tried the immortal arts, but he could not be poor, and he was courteous. From time to time, there are Taoist priests who are good at the law, and they also know a lot, Xuanzong said: Who is the fruit? Fa Shan said: Chaos is not divided, that is, the god of fruit. Xuanzong said: Guoxin God has traveled with the south, and Guohua has turned into clouds. Then the decree was decreed to seal its mountain as Xianweng Mountain, build a view for the view of Qixia, set up a temple to worship, and the incense is endless. And for the abbot Taoist to burn three hectares of land, north to the holy well, 15 acres of land, 10 acres of land in the east of the well, 50 acres of land in the donkey ridge, southeast to Xiaogu Mountain, southwest to Baihua Mountain, northwest to Longmen Gorge, northeast to the mountain, four to the boundary annex. Taoist priest Ye Fashan, a member of the sect, Li Shantong, is the master of his worship!

After the death of Zhang Guo Lao Xian, "Taoist priest Ye Fashan Sect Li Shantong is the master of his worship!" ”

It is said that one day, Li Shantong watched the sky at night and found that the purple micro star was faint, the tengu star was strong, and he knew that there were strangers in the world.

Tengu Star, also known as "Dog Star", is the Sirius in Su Shi's "Look Northwest and Shoot the Sky Wolf".

Tengu is the brighter star in the sky, only the Sun, Moon, Venus, Jupiter, Mars, etc. are brighter than it.

When it approaches the horizon, it often shimmers with colorful light.

"Ahh

Li Shantong pinched his fingers again, and he had already broken through the heavenly secrets, but the heavenly secrets should not be leaked, so it was better to secretly look for someone who was destined.

Xiaoxing stayed overnight, hungry and thirsty, trekking through mountains and rivers, after several cold and heat, Li Shantong finally came from the Central Plains to Saiwai, and lived near the poor family, waiting for the opportunity and the arrival of auspicious time.

"In another six years, I will be his teacher and I will not charge a penny."

On that day, after Li Shantong interpreted the dream for his wife, he left such a sentence.

In the blink of an eye, six years have passed, and he discussed with his wife, since someone is so kind, why not do it?

Unexpectedly, Li Laodao was even more anxious, leaving the wife of a classmate of Xiaohu behind, and ran over in a hurry, maybe by driving the clouds, no one had seen it.

As a result, the teacher has not yet become a teacher, and he has ended up with a face full of flowers, although the broken appearance is considered a plastic surgery, but this face is a big loss, bleeding all over the ground, and almost put on a handful of old bones.

After saying a lot of good things, Xiaohu's parents persuaded Teacher Li to come back, but it was useless to send a few big red envelopes.

Make-up classes? Pay!

Seat adjustment? Pay!

The key is that Mr. Li still wants to be a teacher, and he still wants to be a teacher, unlike some so-called teachers, who are shameless to death, and mislead people's children for the sake of their own little sesame interests, and lose their conscience.

The bald strange man turned out to be his own teacher!

This is something that Xiaohu never dreamed of, how to deal with it?

Play stupid!