Chapter 1 A Guide to Life Experience

Psychic mediums refer to people who are spiritual, psychic, and ghostly, and are given by God to be born with them, and these people are called psychic mediums. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info priests, celestial masters, gurus, etc., with the different regional cultures, our names are naturally different. Some people respect us, some will scoff, we are born with a sense of two worlds, and naturally there will be people who are destined not to see.

Of course, there are some people who are doubtful, curious, and afraid, for all kinds of reasons, but it is nothing more than forcibly opening the door to another world for themselves or others through cultivation and training, or strange tricks of foreign paths.

I sometimes meet these devotionals and usually ask them why they do it. You must know that those who have no talent can force their own talents by going against the sky, which can be understood as stealing or robbing; As a permanent trial, God naturally wants to give them a relatively equal punishment, which is nothing more than the routine of reducing life expectancy, eliminating blessings, and bringing disasters to disasters, but as human beings, nature cannot be compared with heaven, and in a limited life, these great sufferings and tribulations are too easy for people.

However, just like the society in which human beings live, whether it is the death penalty or life imprisonment, the evil never stops. Everyone knows that it is illegal to be naked or forcibly copulated on the street, but they don't care, what is in front of them is the most important thing, and it is true that they are cool first. The same can be transferred to the side of the spiritualists, who don't care, if they can confirm the second world, what is the value of life in this life?

Self-made, it took time to get money; The swift tiger gains food and consumes stamina. You have to pay a price to have it, don't you? These spiritualists come in with worldly and ignorant thoughts, and don't they think that gaining is the same as losing? With this talent, you lose the right to choose other talents.

In contrast, our spirit mediums are much simpler, especially like me, often helping the wandering ghosts on the side of the road when they have nothing to do, to see if there are any unfulfilled wishes, and sometimes seeing some fierce ghosts and evil gods living in people's mansions, they will secretly drive away the transcendence for them. Anyway, it's a good thing, and if I can do what I can and help spirits or people, I'm very satisfied.

"Okay, cut! It was perfect. After the director finished speaking, he came over from outside the studio and wanted to shake my hand.

My name is Zhou Zibai, and I am a psychic medium, and I just assisted in a supernatural show. After so many years in this industry, I have every reason to believe that most of the people who come up to shake hands with me first have asked for me. Without thinking about it, I immediately laughed and said, "It's hard work, it's hard, hey?" Director, your complexion is wrong, is something happening? ”

Of course, I'm a medium, I don't know if any other medium will be, but I don't know if I'm a prophet. The reason why I say this is because of my professional relationship, firstly, to prove that I have high professional experience; Second, let the customer think that I have insight into the prophet and can trust me; Third, I want to express my meticulous concern for him, so that he can remember it in my heart, so that I can keep my job.

But the words can't be full, there are many kinds of things, he buys a lottery ticket and doesn't win this kind of thing I can't help, so I can't ask him if he hit the evil when I condole, and the scope of the words must be broadened, otherwise you ask him if he hit the ghost, and he tells you that his toilet is broken, isn't it embarrassing?

I saw that the director's tightly locked brows were slightly closed, his mouth was bent downward fifteen degrees, and his head was sideways at a downward angle, he really deserved to be a director, and his textbook-style troubled expression was vividly interpreted by him. I secretly admired this exaggerated acting skills in my heart, and I was clearly asked to answer. Then I could only follow his wishes and ask, "What's wrong?" Can I help you? ”

Here I have to say, the psychic medium is also a person, people are to eat, although after the founding of the People's Republic of China, in addition to the relationship between the four olds, led to the death of many peers, so that the value of our remaining people soared, but at the same time, those cows, ghosts, snakes, gods and the like were also suppressed, this is very bad, there are a lot of ghosts in this world, but there are really not many ghosts that harm people, otherwise I still need to sell my art to open a lecture hall?

After that, the director naturally said what happened to his new home, judging from his words, it should be just a kinder earth bound spirit, right? Otherwise, nothing will help him turn off the electrical appliances that he forgot to turn off? If you forget to flush the toilet, it will also help you? Isn't it nice to send a ghost maid to a new home? But then again, director, are you okay? Brains are fine, right? I feel like you've been turned into a wreck by that ghost at home, but if I drive it away, will you be able to live alone in the world?

But being a man, what I think in my heart is inevitably different from what I say, I have to know how to be flexible, I am not the master who lacks heart, who will have nothing to do with picking up the rice bowl and smashing it on his feet, I naturally have to appease him first: "This matter, it's a little tricky, but it's just a little, I can still deal with it, why don't you make an appointment, I'll go to your house to see?" ”

This is the time when the price can be raised. On the surface, I want to help him for free, but as a director, he is also a character with a head and a face, so he may not be embarrassed not to pay, right? The word tricky becomes very valuable at this time, you may find me annoying at this time, my inner monologue is very nagging, but it shows that you are not capable of surviving in the bloody wind power, thunder, black lights and blind competition in the workplace.

As a master, nagging is completely the basic skill of this industry, do you know, that is, to say something long and smelly, so that others will be tired of hearing and hearing, right? Then he can throw out a lot of nouns that he doesn't understand but look professional, and the price is not increased, isn't it? Everybody does that, right? Isn't selling antiques like adding a long and fancy name to a rag thing, and the price will rise, isn't it?

From a certain point of view, I am at least a person with the most basic work ethic, and I will not make it up without a ghost, and I will persuade him to change to a transfer service.

After hearing this, the director looked grateful, took my hand and walked out, saying, "Without further ado, just now." ”

Big brother, it's past ten o'clock in the evening now, and I'm tired of tossing all night, not to mention that I'm human. I immediately stopped, and when he saw that he couldn't pull it, he immediately turned around, fortunately, I already had experience in dealing with this area, and said: "Ah director, I still have some things to do tonight, you know that I recently did a magic for others, I have to go back tonight to help those ghosts who have been caught back to overtake it, otherwise they will be wiped out, isn't this only increasing the evil consequences of the world?" ”

"So what should I do?" The director lifted his eye sockets.

"You don't have to be afraid, I definitely won't put you in danger, I calculated the bad luck before I went out today, and I had already predicted that something would happen, so I brought a treasure weapon out, and you can take it home to keep you safe for a while." After speaking, he took out a piece of gold leaf wrapped in transparent plastic from his trouser pocket, with a scripture engraved on it, which looked very high-end and atmospheric, but to tell you the truth, the cost of making this thing did not exceed ten yuan.

But! I have to say it out loud here, this thing is guaranteed to work! Is it wrong that the gorgeous appearance of gold foil plastic does not serve any purpose, but it is just a small package to increase the trust of users and increase the price of the product?

The director took the gold leaf talisman, held it in his hand and turned it back and forth, and said, "This is not good, the treasure weapon was given to me like this." ”

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, there are idioms that say that human life is a matter of heaven, and human life is as important as the sky, so why not lose a treasure."

"Master, don't worry, I will definitely return it to you when I am safe." The director was moved when he saw the righteousness I said, but he didn't know that this was also one of the routines.

I pretended to smile wryly, frowned slightly, and said, "No, no, once this talisman is used, it will only bless the user, even if you return it to me, I will have no effect." But it doesn't matter, you take it, go out, and ask for peace, isn't it? It's just a treasure, and I'm happy to be able to help people. ”

"This ......" the director's tears were about to fall when I said it, looking at the gold leaf talisman in his hand, he clenched it tighter and tighter, and said: "You can't let the master suffer, give me such a valuable thing, it's better to let me buy it." ”

"No, no, although it took me a month to make this gold leaf, and it took me another month to carve the scriptures on it, and another month to absorb the essence of the sun, moon, heaven and earth, but this is not as important as human life. If you must turn my affection into a transaction, it is equivalent to treating me as a mortal man. ”

How good, how good the acting. I spent less than ten dollars, which raised the price of my future exorcism by another notch, how cheap it was. He must be full of gratitude to me now, and after doing the Dharma for him in the future, he will give him a discount again, 99,000 and 8 will not run away, and he will willingly take out the money, how perfect it is.

However, he was not polite to me, and he did not give in anymore, so he put the gold leaf charm in his pocket. I walked to the parking lot and asked me if I wanted to have a supper and drink with him, but I definitely didn't! I'm a saint in his eyes now, okay? Am I going to be so worldly? What's more, if you drink and spit out the truth after drinking, won't it be in the soup?

I politely refused him, after all, I just told him that there are still a few ghosts in my house waiting for me to exceed, and he is not easy to force, so he agreed with me and drove away. As for me, I must be going home! What time is it, almost half past ten, okay? I'm so tired that I have to rush home to take a shower and sleep.