Chapter 11: If you don't do it, you won't die

"What is this?" Aoki stared at the two giant Transformers in front of the gate of the pedestrian street with a curious look on his face. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

"Transformers." Mu Xiaoxiao replied with a smile, and then suddenly thought: Should I take a photo of this guy? Anyway, this is also his first time shopping.

"What are Transformers?" A certain fox was still curious.

"It's the iron lump in front of you." A certain Ah Piao, who had been sulking, replied in a super stinky tone.

“......”

"Hey, Aoki, look over here!" Mu Xiaoxiao took the phone and adjusted the direction, and then quickly pressed the camera button when Aoki looked at her.

"Click." Immediately after the ring, a photo of a fox with half of his face covered by a hat appeared on the phone.

"Oh, the hats are blacked out." Mu Xiaoxiao said it was a pity. I wanted to say it on his face, but I couldn't take his hat off. After all, they have two fox ears on their heads.

"Idiot, wouldn't you just put his hat on the other side." Su Bei still had a stinky face, but when he saw Mu Xiaoxiao's expression of pity, pity, pity, pity. I still couldn't help but remind her.

"That's right! How are you so smart! Mu Xiaoxiao flew an appreciative look at her, and then ran to Aoki with a fart, stretched out his hands and turned the hat on his head in a different direction.

Aoki looked at the woman in front of him who pulled his hat with a smile on her face, and suddenly remembered the woman in the demon capital that he had loved for thousands of years and finally wiped him out with his own hands. She has also smiled countless times to arrange her hair and clothes.

In Aoki's eyes at this time, Mu Xiaoxiao's face had overlapped with that woman's. The rage burned his mind in one fell swoop.

"Fuck off! Don't touch me! ”

"Huh?" The human who hadn't had time to put down a certain hand was thundered by his sudden words, and he couldn't react for a while.

"You guys are the most damned! What a gentle and considerate is all pretended! Don't think I'm going to be fooled! Aoki roared a little uncontrollably at Mu Xiaoxiao.

"......" Mu Xiaoxiao reacted this time, but didn't know how to respond.

Why did this guy react like this suddenly?

"Hey! Are you sick? What kind of nerves are you doing? "Subei can't get used to it, what kind of wind is this stinky fox smoking, do you really think you are a big man?

"Get out! Don't talk to this king! You hypocritical disgusting things! With that, Aoki turned around and rushed into the pedestrian street.

Mu Xiaoxiao stood in front of the huge transformer with a blank expression. I think it's inexplicable.

Then she was slightly distracted, and her attention was pulled back into reality by the fingers of the people around her.

"Hey, why is that young man talking so impulsively."

"That is, although this woman is hypocritical and loves money, you don't have to scold her like this on the street."

"This woman must have done something excessive, otherwise how could people have such an attitude towards her."

When Su Bei saw the mist slowly gathering in Mu Xiaoxiao's eyes, he couldn't help but roar at those who were discussing while walking.

"Shut up! You bastards who don't understand anything! ”

But none of those people felt it, and they still pointed at Mu Xiaoxiao as they walked.

"Bastard!" Su Bei was angry and wanted to directly possess one of them, and then fight with those gossip guys. Finally, let them eat dogs.

"Northern Jiangsu. Don't mess around. Mu Xiaoxiao, who discovered her intentions, warned her softly.

"! The dead fox! Su Bei jumped to his feet angrily when he heard this. Then I scolded Mu Xiaoxiao in my heart, you stupid pig must have grass in his head!

"Okay, you go and follow Aoki first, it's the first time he's outside alone, and no one will take care of him." Mu Xiaoxiao walked in front of Su Bei, who was thundering, and then stretched out his hand and sassafras his eyes.

"Don't go! That ungrateful stinky fox better die outside! ”

"Don't do that, I don't think he meant it. Maybe my actions just aroused his sadness. ”

"Shit sad! Anyway, I just don't go, who cares about that kind of bastard! ”

"Hey, it's not you who scolded, why are you so annoyed?" Mu Xiaoxiao said that she was going to vomit blood, and she was scolded by the fox for some reason, why did this Ah Piao also fight with her?

"Humph! Are you a pig's head? People scolded you for no reason, and you're still worried about him? Besides, I'm mad at you! Aren't you angry? Su Bei also said that he was going to vomit blood, he had never seen such a stupid guy.

"Of course I'm angry, that's why I asked you to watch him, otherwise how would I be angry if he ran away." Mu Xiaoxiao pretended to grind her teeth angrily.

"......" Nima! Do you think I'm a little kid? The acting is so bad. Forget it, the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuchs are in a hurry. Alas? Wrong... It's human beings who are not in a hurry. It's none of my business!

A certain Ah Piao, who was thinking about it, disappeared in front of Mu Xiaoxiao with a depressed face.

Mu Xiaoxiao smiled helplessly, she knew that Subei was looking for Aoki.

Actually, it was false to say that she wasn't angry, but she remembered the scene when she first met Aoki.

At that time, the tattered groom dress on his body made her secretly feel distressed for a long time, because she knew with her toes that he was framed when she was newly married.

Being framed when you are married is either deliberately avenged by a rival or enemy, or betrayed by your bride.

From the half month he lived with her, she felt that the probability of being betrayed by the bride was relatively high. Because I've never heard him say that he's going back to get revenge or something. was betrayed by the person she loved the most, that kind of pain she had experienced, that's why she felt so sorry for him.

"Hey, did you just see that? The guy seemed to be talking to himself in the air. ”

"See, see, see, this guy isn't crazy, right? But judging by her dress, she should be a normal person. ”

The above conversation floated gorgeously into the ears of Mu Xiaoxiao, who was thinking about things very quickly, and then she bared her teeth at the two women who pointed at her.

You're crazy!

Here, Su Bei floated to Aoki with a gloomy face and a person squatting in the lump on the corner of the street.

"Grandma's!" An angry Ah Piao raised his slap very fiercely and slapped him in the face. Aoki looked at her slap and didn't dodge.

Then, Subei's palm passed directly through Aoki's face.

"Pride! I'm so angry with my mother! "A Piao who was unsuccessful in beating people howled at Tianchang.

After waiting for Ah Piao, who was flying around angrily, to calm down, Aoki cautiously asked her how Mu Xiaoxiao was.

"You're too embarrassed to ask! I said, do you have a conscience?! Even if you're a fox, you're a fox in human form! Can't you write the word gratitude? You're a mean, shameless, nasty bastard! Su Bei didn't answer his question directly, but scolded him with a scolding face.

"......" Aoki didn't dare to snort after calming down, but just drooped his head in annoyance.

Why are you so stupid!

"Hmph, now you know you regret it? What did you do earlier? Su Bei saw his expression of knowing his mistake, and he still couldn't help but murder him.

"I didn't mean to." A fox who realized his mistake explained in a whisper.

"I didn't mean to be your sister! In the future, if you spray feces casually, the old lady will possess a super muscular man and beat you flat! ”

"......Actually, Aoki wanted to ask what a super muscular man was, but when he saw the other party's grinning appearance, he had to silently suppress his curiosity.

"Hey, you're here? Let's go! Let's go shopping for clothes! Just as the two non-humans were silent for a while, Mu Xiaoxiao's voice came from afar.

Then, as soon as Aoki looked up, he saw the casual-looking woman running towards him with a smile. The little uneasiness in my heart disappeared in a flash.

"Humph!" Su Bei snorted coldly at Mu Xiaoxiao, who was smiling, and he didn't know if he was dissatisfied with Aoki or Mu Xiaoxiao. Or are you unhappy with both?

"I'm sorry." Aoki felt a little embarrassed, so he turned his head away as he spoke.

"It's okay." Mu Xiaoxiao replied with a grin.

"Idiot!" This is the words of Su Bei.

Then, the three non-humans walked into the first of that long line of clothing stores.

Aoki said that there was a thunderbolt. There are a lot of clothes here, and there are all kinds of patterns... Then he stared at a short-sleeved shirt with a wolf's head printed on it, and he couldn't move his legs.

"Do you like this? Aren't you a fox? Mu Xiaoxiao looked at the wolf head on the dress, and then tilted his head and asked Aoki.

"Because this wolf head is very imposing!" Aoki replied with a serious face.

"Okay. Well, please help me take that dress off for a while. Mu Xiaoxiao smiled and said to the salesperson next to him.

"Okay, your boyfriend has a good eye. It felt like it was right for him. The salesperson said with a grin.

"Hehe, he's not my boyfriend. It's my brother. ”

"Huh? It's true? Why doesn't it feel like it? ”

"yes, I'm more like my dad, he's a little more like my mom."

"Oh, that's it."

"Hey, what's your boyfriend?" Aoki moved to Su Bei, who was also looking around at his clothes, and asked her in a low voice.

"It's not anything, it's just a name. Well, the equivalent of a fiancé. Do you demons have the word unmarried? ”

"Yes, but no one on our side will ask casually, and they usually introduce themselves first." Aoki replied with a depressed face. What's going on with this human being? How can you be so ignorant of etiquette? Is it okay for a fiancé to ask casually?

"This is normal in the 21st century, to know that women or men in this world change boyfriend and girlfriend very quickly. In their words, changing boyfriends and girlfriends is the same frequency as changing clothes. ”

"......" After a certain fox understood a certain Ah Piao's words, he was instantly struck by lightning, and changing his fiancé was the same as changing clothes? Although the strong man can have several partners between them and the demon couple, once it is confirmed, it cannot be changed.

This 21st century is really strong...

"Hey, Aoki. Take this dress and try it on in the fitting room. Mu Xiaoxiao took the clothes from the salesman's hand, and then shouted at a certain fox who was obviously still in a state of shock.

"Oh." Aoki, who recovered from the lightning strike of 'changing her fiancé is the same as changing clothes', obediently took the clothes, and then obediently walked into the place designated by Mu Xiaoxiao.

"Hey, I want that!" Su Bei floated in front of Mu Xiaoxiao with a dog's face, then stretched out his finger and pointed to a blue skirt printed with small flowers and coquettishly to Mu Xiaoxiao.

"Aren't you a ghost? What's the use of the ghost asking for that? Mu Xiaoxiao looked at her with a black line on her face.

What kind of mess is this guy messing around?

"Who said ghosts can't ask for new clothes! Just burn it for me! "A certain Ah Piao is still coquettish.

"Are you kidding me? That dress looked like hundreds of materials. I'm full, what are I doing with my grandfather? ”

"But but, people like it!" Su Bei said that he was still rolling in the air, that is the real rolling and coquettishness.

Mu Xiaoxiao said that she was really sprung up by her little scoundrel. Then I gritted my teeth and really bought it for her.

The final result was that Mu Xiaoxiao looked at Aoki's large and small bags, and then touched the bank card that had been swiped several times by himself, and secretly grinded his teeth.

Nima! I'm going to pay for these two non-humans for Mao! Moreover, after buying it, you have to burn it. Woo woo woo, that's a real singeing grandfather.

However, her tragedy is still completely over.

"Wow, what is this? It smells so good! A fox drooled over a snack. So Mu Xiaoxiao bought it for him.

"This one looks delicious." A certain fox drooled over another kind of food. Mu Xiaoxiao grinds his teeth. But I bought it anyway.

"I want to eat this," a fox drooled.

"......" a human has the urge to squirt blood.

"Ahhhh Why do you keep buying it for the stinky fox to eat! I'm going to eat it too! A certain Ah Piao was not calm, so he kept circling Mu Xiaoxiao like a fly and told her to possess her.

So Mu Xiaoxiao finally understood a truth that day.

If you don't die, you really won't die! But the problem is that she died!