Chapter 7: The Lady
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Huang Doudou only felt that he had a long dream, the dream was messy, heaven and earth, and when he woke up, he was sore, and his stomach had already sung about the empty city plan. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Alas!" Sighing, Huang Doudou stared at the roof, the mushroom in the corner of the wall is growing well, how good it would be if it could be eaten!
Touched her neck, the red rope is still there, what the hell, why did she say in her dream that the red rope was lost, and she was so scared that she almost peed her pants, isn't this good?
The hand continued to touch down, and the stomach was there, high as a basketball, no, the hand returned to the red rope, and when he fished it out, the soul talisman was gone?!
Huang Doudou sat up excitedly, lifted the sheets on the bed and rummaged around, even the three-foot-thick dust under the bed was raised, and there was nothing.
"Ahem, Doudou, Doudou?" As soon as the door opened, a frightened voice called out to her.
It was like a sandstorm in the house, Tian Erniu covered his mouth and nose and ran to the window, pushed open the window and inhaled the air outside, this house is too dirty!
"Brother Erniu, ...... you" Huang Doudou just wanted to ask Erniu if he had seen a red talisman, but the words came to his mouth and swallowed back, this Han Niu wants to know that he has lost something, I am afraid that he will catch the demon again.
"What? Are you looking for something? Turning around, Tian Erniu, who was wiping his tears, stared at Huang Doudou with big eyes like light bulbs.
"No, haha, I don't look at the sky very well, don't you clean up!"
Hehe, it's drizzling outside, Huang Doudou looked confused, and looked up at the mushroom on the roof of the shed, no wonder it looks so watery!
"Dad, you broadcast, Doudou lost something, let everyone help find it, it's raining anyway, there's nothing else." Just when Huang Doudou was embarrassed, Erniu's phone was already in her ear, "Tell my dad what you lost?" ”
Huang Doudou shouted incoherently, "Uncle Tian, don't listen to Brother Erniu, he listens to the wind is the rain, I'm fine, I didn't lose anything." ”
As the village chief and women's director of Tianjiawan, Tian Erniu often uses his power for personal gain, looking for this and that for Huang Doudou, who has lost everything, so far, only the house photo with her name has not been found, which has become his heart disease.
"Brother Erniu, I want to eat!" People are iron, rice is steel, and this major matter is also what Tian Erniu cares about, "Let's go, I'll fry chicken legs for you, go to the kitchen." Tian Erniu happily took Huang Doudou's hand and ran to the kitchen downstairs.
There was a yellow-haired pug squatting at the door, and when he saw Doudou, he ran over with his tail wagging and a long harp dripping from his mouth.
"Stop!" Huang Doudou roared, and Tian Erniu and the pug were not moved.
Tian Erniu just walked into the kitchen with his front feet, his back feet were sandwiched in the crack of the door, and he turned around and asked, "Doudou, what are you doing?" ”
Huang Doudou pointed to the pug and asked in surprise, "Where did it come from?" ”
The living creatures that survived in her house, except for Huang Laosan's family and her, there was only a litter of rats left, and suddenly a dog popped out, and he looked flattering, can you not surprise Huang Doudou!
"Didn't you bring it back last night? Said to have picked it up near Lao Ye Ling. After Erniu set the table, he beckoned her to come over for dinner.
Huang Doudou was stunned and looked at Erniu in disbelief, "Brother Erniu, did I really go to Laoyeling?" Today...... Lunar Sixteen? ”
"Huang Doudou, are you hungry and stupid? If you hadn't locked me in the house yesterday, could I have left you alone? Come and eat. Tian Erniu was not happy, but still came over with a fried chicken leg, "This puppy doesn't need to be fed, it's a miracle that he didn't die if he caught a mouse all night." ”
Erniu simply cleaned up the kitchen and said to the gobbling Huang Doudou, "There is something else going on in the village today, my dad came over when the rain stopped, don't run around, remember that you are a pregnant woman." ”
Huang Doudou nodded in his mouth and agreed, and as soon as Erniu left the house, he threw down the chicken leg in his hand and rushed upstairs, it turned out that everything in the dream was true.
What about Gintama?
Every room on the second floor has been searched, except for the worthless dilapidated furniture, empty, nothing, the same is true downstairs, Huang Doudou was stunned, annoyed leaning against the door, staring blankly at the rain outside.
The thief who barked in the yard remembered that Erniu said that it caught a mouse, and Huang Doudou hurriedly stretched his neck to look out, and the beast was scratching the door of the warehouse.
The soybean bean shouted and called it back, and the beast that didn't know how it appeared, didn't need to be so dedicated.
The pug barked more happily, whimpered in his mouth, and looked back at Doudoudou from time to time, pitiful Baba.
It's really speechless, it's not a cat, and he does cross-bank business, this guy is worth ...... Encourage?
"I'm afraid of you! Rats in the warehouse, be careful to bite off your tail. "It's really sullen, the coat color is not good, and the tail is very beautiful.
Huang Doudou pushed open the door of the warehouse, and he couldn't help but shiver, the temperature here was obviously much lower than outside.
The warehouse was full of clutter, there was no light, and Huang Doudou fumbled to get the flashlight on the windowsill, "Woo woo..."
No way? Really let the rat bite?
I finally touched the flashlight, and when I turned it on, it was a bean-sized light, "Dog, where are you?" Following its wailing, Huang Doudou, who was going inside, paused, stiffened, and stared blankly at the scene in front of him.
On the ice stone of "Do Not Disturb If You Are Honest", there was a beautiful silver-haired man with fairy posture and jade.
“…… Gintama? Huang Doudou's voice trembled and screamed, and he reached out to pull him, but he stirred up a mist out of thin air, enveloping the silver soul inside, and he couldn't touch it at all.
Huang Doudou's frightened flashlight didn't know where to go, turned around and was about to run, but before her legs could be opened, her trouser legs were bitten by the pug, dragging her to the back of the ice stone.
"Son of a bitch, let me go, I'm going to go out and find someone to help!" Huang Doudou is naturally not the kind of ungrateful person, thinking of what happened to the big back, she thought that the silver soul was also sucked by the ice stone, so she would lie there unconscious.
The dog's strength is quite big, and it seems that the rat meat is not lacking. Huang Doudou was dragged to the back by it, and found that there was a large gap in the water mist here,...... Enough for her to get in!
Do you want to go in? Huang Doudou thought for a moment, carefully stretched out a leg, and did not have the terrifying cold in his impression, he was slightly stunned, his body squeezed in, and his little hand "snapped" on the face of the silver soul.
Simple and crude, with immediate results! Silver Soul looked at her aggrievedly and said, "Lady, you are so cruel to your husband!" ”
This is the biggest joke that Huang Doudou has ever heard in his life, but unfortunately it's not funny," said ...... What to say? Who are you...... You lady? ”
Huang Doudou blushed with shame, this damn whore just covered his robe, sat up, and looked at her naked and smiled.
"I've seen it all, we're even!" Gintama looked at Huang Doudou who was covering his face amusedly, and teased.
Tsk, really gentlemanly.
Huang Doudou was shy on his face, and he was really happy in his heart, my God, this guy has six-pack abs, sexy and perfect, does the underworld also advocate fitness sports?
Squatting on the ground all kinds of yy, I didn't pay attention to the silver soul and picked her up, "Squatting like this is not good for the fetus, he was injured yesterday, and he has to be careful to take care of it." The tone was full of pampering.
Huang Doudou was stunned, thought about it, and said seriously, "Lewd, forgive you for living underground all day long, you don't understand the world, this lady is called, please don't scream casually!" After all, you and I have only known each other for a short time. ”
If you let Brother Erniu know, you will definitely feel that you are superficial, water-based poplars, no, absolutely not!
Silver Soul was stunned, and gently put her on the ground, a little overwhelmed, and looked at her crampedly, "Give me your red rope." ”
Huang Doudou didn't know why, but seeing that his eyes were firm, he was stunned, and took it out and asked carefully, "Are you okay?" He glanced at the Ice Stone.
Gintama shook his head and said, "It's okay! "Hand her a piece of talisman paper, which was obviously different from the previous soul talisman, shining with golden light and a treasure gourd-shaped.
"This ......?"
"Eighth-level soul suppression talisman, no evil thing dares to get close, to keep you safe for the rest of your life." Gintama said calmly.
It's worth the money! Huang Doudou originally wanted to say this, when he bought that fifth-level talisman almost bankrupted Huang Dami, this adult, the pen is so big!
"Want Want!" The pug began to bark frantically in the yard again, the big iron gate was pushed open, and Uncle Tian shouted anxiously, "Doudou, come out quickly!" ”