The first chapter of the hooligans is coming

What does it feel like to hang yourself?

The chest cavity was suffocated, holding back the fire, and it was about to explode at any moment. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info his throat was strangled, and he tried his best to open his mouth and stick out his tongue, so that he could continue to breathe, but his eyes almost rolled into his head, and his ears could not hear much sound, only buzzing and roaring......

Grass!

Zhou Shao struggled to straighten his neck that was numb to pain, and his hands grasped the rope that strangled his chin, struggling before he died.

Did he Lao Tzu obviously fall into the sewer, why did he become hanged?

"Help......

Master, I can't throw my name on this rope, he tried his best to pull his hoarse throat and call for help, but unfortunately his voice was too weak, and he couldn't even get out of this room, especially after shouting, the last breath in his chest was also released, and the oppression of death was like a flood beast, fiercely pounced on his mind.

"Xiao Shao really can't think about it, hang himself!"

Suddenly, he heard a pig-killing roar, and then the door was kicked open, and several people poured in, grabbed his legs and feet in a panic, and dragged him down-

Originally, he was not unconscious, but after being dragged twice, his eyes rolled up and he passed out.

These guys are going to kill someone!

It's late autumn, this is the benefit of the countryside, the breath is tranquil, quiet and peaceful, there is no impetuousness and sultry heat of the big city, and there is no noise and spicy of the stinky woman.

Comfortable, really comfortable!

"Sabi girl, come on, come and beat Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu has crossed! From now on, Lao Tzu will open a harem, marry many, many women, and push many, many goddesses, why do you care about me! Grass mud horse! Force Lao Tzu to be your boyfriend! Who wants to have a rough girlfriend like you? ”

Zhou Shao, whose lips were blackened by the cold wind, faced the cold wind and roared hoarsely.

Shouting and shouting, he cried.

Is it easy for me, a beautiful woman in stockings on the street passes by me, you want to beat me, the waitress brings me food and you beat me, and even the female pig's feet in the TV series say to the male pig's feet I love you, and you have to beat me too!

If I hadn't been able to beat you, Lao Tzu would have flattened your pair of big breasts!

The villagers in the distance pointed at him and whispered:

"You say he's stupid or not, his family's land has long been planted by the second master, and he actually wants to sell it, not to mention that Old Lady Zhou is not allowed to sell the land, and it is impossible for the second master to agree."

"I heard that Xiao Shao sold his land to raise money, and went to Sifang City to fight for the quota of the Lingyun Sword Sect, how high is the Sword Sect, that is an immortal, what can we farmers think?"

"Although the Lingyun Sword Sect gave us two places in the county seat, they were all occupied by the county lord, they ate the elixir, the martial arts taught them, and the future is limitless.

"Xiao Shao was beaten by the Zhou family the day before yesterday, I heard that he almost broke his bones, and yesterday he was beaten by Zhou Xuanming, and he was forced to drill his crotch, but he couldn't think about it today and hanged himself. But looking at the stupid appearance of him talking to the air today, it is better to be beaten to death by the old lady the day before yesterday. ”

Along with the wind, Zhou Shao also heard what he said, but he couldn't hear it clearly in a daze, he wanted to find someone to ask about the situation in this era, but unfortunately the villagers didn't know what was going on, and always deliberately avoided him.

You people!

In the desolation of the four walls of the house, he groped out two copper plates from under the stepping bricks at the lintel, and then found a "lonely" little girl in the corner of the village.

This little girl is a neighbor's child, seven or eight years old, and everyone else calls her Nizi, with a long tiger head and a tiger brain, and slightly dark skin - in fact, rural children are like this, tanned by the sun, and only those rich daughters who have long hidden boudoirs can raise pink and white skin.

"Nizi come here, Uncle wants to ask you a few questions." Zhou Shao hooked his finger at Nizi.

Nizi subconsciously took two steps back: "My mother said, I can't talk to you, you are a psychopath, a big fool, and you will infect me with madness." ”

The corners of Zhou Shao's mouth twitched twice, he actually slandered me in front of children who was kind-hearted and loved by everyone, and there was no humanity! He ravaged Nizi and her mother in his heart, and then found the two copper plates that he had touched countless times with pain, and smiled harmlessly: "Do you want to eat sugar gourds, as long as you answer me a few questions, I will give you money to buy sugar gourds." ”

"Sugar gourd ......" Nizi tilted her head and thought for a moment, nodded and said, "You ask, I won't tell my mother." ”

Children are just easy to coax, Zhou Shao was proud, and asked the first question: "Which era, which country, and what places are nearby?" What's my name? ”

What a fool!

In fact, in the past few days, the village has been rumored that Zhou Xiaoshao has made stupid news, such as he brushes his teeth with sand when he doesn't use green salt, for example, he runs around with his underwear and only wears strange-shaped big pants......

Hey, poor Uncle Zhou.

Since it's so pitiful, for the sake of the lollipop, I'll help him, Nizi said with pity: "It's the tenth year of Hongwu in the Liujin Empire, and our village is called Zhoujia Village, and thirty miles away is the county seat Sifang City." Your name is Zhou Xiaoshao, and you are a member of the Zhou family. ”

Zhou Shao was very trustworthy and divided the copper plate and put it in the palm of Nizi's hand: "Let me ask the second question, why did I hang myself, and what happened before I hanged myself?" ”

The pity in Nizi's eyes became even stronger: "Actually, this matter is because of the two entry places allocated by the Lingyun Sword Sect to the Sifang City. ”

From Nizi's detailed and patient explanation, Zhou Shao understood that the Lingyun Sword Sect was an immortal sect of the Liujin Empire, one of the two pillars of the empire, and there were many cultivators in it, with millions of disciples, all of whom cultivated immortal methods, had superior strength, and were the pillars of the empire.

The Lingyun Sword Sect will recruit disciples in the world every five years, and Sifang City has been allocated two "examination places", which can participate in the Lingyun Sword Sect's "Introductory Disciple Assessment", and once they pass the assessment, they can enter the Lingyun Sword Sect to cultivate the Fa.

The owner of this body is called Zhou Xiaoshao, Zhou Xiaoshao's father and mother died early, he was very cowardly in the village, he was bullied everywhere, and even the land was occupied by the same clan, so he had to repair the law to change his fate, but he had to pay money to participate in the assessment, he had no money, so he could only sell the land, and then he was scolded by the patriarch and the old man, and was beaten and humiliated by others......

I'm so pathetic!

Even I was moved to tears by my poor background.

Zhou Shao squinted his eyes and sneered, Lao Tzu had never been bullied in his previous life and present life, even if that barbarian girl was in the hands of Lao Tzu, she would lose more and earn less, where was her body not touched by Lao Tzu?

Touch your life, touch your death, touch your desire to die!

Thinking of this, he drifted a little again.

Without that mother-in-law, Lao Tzu would be able to show his strength in the other world!

Immortal Dao! Harem! I'm here!

"In fact, there are really immortals in this world, people can become immortals through cultivation, you old lady Zhou is an immortal, and now you have lived for more than two hundred years! I heard your Zhou family say, cultivating immortals is not a simple matter, it seems to be divided into seven realms, what is it called the foundation building realm, the Guiyuan realm, the yin and yang realm, the supernatural realm, the wonderful law realm, the Xuantian realm, oh yes, and the Mahayana realm. ”

"Although they don't believe that Uncle Zhou can become an immortal, I believe that Uncle Zhou will definitely be able to achieve his wish, but as for why Old Lady Zhou didn't teach you spells, this is not something I can know," Nizi glanced at each word, and obediently stretched out her little hand: "Uncle, I have told you everything I know, give me another copper plate, I will never tell my mother." ”

"Of course you can, uncle is the most trustworthy."

Zhou Shao smiled honestly, what a simple, innocent, and cute little girl, I thought I was so pure back then.

In Nizi's desolate cry, Zhou Shaoyang walked away, hiding his merit and fame.

Although he had just gone through the autumn harvest, there was no rice in the rice bowl, because the land was occupied by the same clan, he had no land, Zhou Shao tightly strangled the gurgling hunger with his belt, looked at the empty home, and planned to pawn something out, and then make a living.

But everything that could be sold at home had been sold in advance, and many things such as tables, chairs, coffee tables and other things were secretly removed by the villagers when he was unconscious......

"Yes, I can sell this heirloom painting and make a living. This painting seems to be of a high level, and the age seems to be very old, and the paper is yellow, even if it is a fake, it can be worth a lot of silver. ”

Zhou Shao was attracted by the ancient paintings hanging on the wall.

The picture is painted with a beautiful woman with a graceful demeanor and a beautiful posture, with cherry mouths, pink eyebrows, fair faces, and tasseled hair......

This girl is beautiful!

If you have nothing to do with her, the five girls are here......

Phew!

Lao Tzu has long gotten rid of this low-level taste!