Chapter 164: Jokes
The white bone paused, and the bone hand that stretched out to pull the drawer stopped in mid-air, and it didn't look back—though it didn't have a head to turn back, and replied in a low voice:
"Huh?"
Li Baifeng turned his whole body, faced it, and said seriously: "I don't know what happened to you, if you don't want to say it, I won't ask, but there is one thing, no matter what happens, you come to ask me if I believe in feelings, I have this answer, I believe it, but I don't believe it all." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Bai Gu turned around slowly, not making a sound, as if "looking" at him.
"People will always change, so things like feelings will not be static, but the original person, the original events, and the memories of the original year will not change. No matter what happens later, as long as the original feelings are genuine, we don't need to regret the sincerity we have paid. ”
"What's more—" Li Baifeng paused and showed a smile: "Sometimes, change is not necessarily a bad thing. ”
After saying the emotional words, he maintained a smiling posture and silently waited for Bai Gu's reaction. According to the routines in various film and television works, as an important companion (may or may not be one) of the white bones, triggered by some unknown reasons in the heart of the unforgettable event is falling into a deep depression, at this moment by the protagonist as a life mentor to enlighten, now should "wake up", or "immediately relieved", and then cry bitterly, say goodbye to the past self, embrace the new future. That's the normal process.
No matter how bad it is, you will be shocked and fall into deep thought, right?
But no.
The white bones didn't seem to fluctuate, and they even wanted to yawn.
Li Baifeng naturally couldn't keep smiling anymore, he snorted stupidly, and began to think about what went wrong with him: was his tone not impassioned enough? Or are the rhetoric not sensational enough? It can't be because your voice is not loud enough and the other party can't hear clearly, right?
Just as he began to question his ability to use his mouth cannon, Bai Gu suddenly let out a chuckle of "snort", and then the laughter became louder and louder, until he leaned forward and closed his back, and there was a great tendency to get out of control.
At that moment, Li Bai couldn't help but recall an old joke, saying that a boat carrying a bunch of animals was going to sink, everyone said no, this had to be sacrificed, so that each told a joke, and laughed everyone to live, otherwise jumped, and then the fish told a joke, everyone laughed, only the pig did not laugh, and the fish silently jumped down and drowned, and then Pi Pi Shrimp said, half of the pig suddenly laughed.
When I was young, every time it was hot, this joke always brought a little coolness to the two parts, which was a rare comfort in the heat.
Although this story is not particularly appropriate, looking at Bai Bone's belated smile, it is no wonder that he thinks of the body of the mammalian artiodactyl creature of the phylum chordates.
Looking at the skullless white bones that were holding their non-existent stomachs and laughing until they almost couldn't breathe and didn't need to breathe, Li Baifeng couldn't help but laugh when he was infected. So one person and one bone began to howl and laugh in the sacred and solemn place in the living room of the Genzi Department of the senior student dormitory of Chaoge University, facing the non-existent face.
Wait a minute.
Howling and laughing?
Li Baifeng laughed, and a smile like a river froze on his face.
Why? This laughter is like crying?
He straightened up slowly, and found that the white bones had squatted on the ground at some point, his bare neck bones hanging deep between the crooks of his arms, and his shoulder blades trembled, and he was crying inhumanly—though he wasn't at all.
Without the accompaniment of Li Baifeng, this cry became more and more pure and straightforward, and the momentum became more and more amazing, almost comparable to the cicadas in the midsummer afternoon, and the frogs in the late autumn night.
Seeing this, Li Baifeng breathed a sigh of relief, relieved his heart, crying is a good thing, and when his emotions are vented, there will be no more, and he will no longer be blocked in his heart. At the same time, a ray of pride came back to my heart.
"I just said, it's all played like this in TV series, it's not wrong, it's just that this guy is a little sluggish, so I thought my mouth cannon ability had regressed."
Not long after Li Baifeng fell into self-satisfied complacency, the white bone man was silent when he heard it, and the woman would cry when he heard it, and even the mountains collapsed and the rivers broke off, and finally weakened and gradually calmed down.
There was an awkward silence in the living room.
It stands to reason that the white bones who have cried enough at the moment should wipe the tears from the corners of their eyes, face the shining sun (the afterglow of the sunset that is about to fall is better but not forced), show a bright smile (mostly close-up shots but not sticking to it), and then say something relieved "Thank you, I've figured it out/put it down", if Xia Lingying is positioned like this, then she should be arrogant and say, "You guy usually looks so stupid, I didn't expect to be able to say this kind of thing at a critical moment." Or, "Who wants you to be nosy!" Big stupid! "Such.
However, none of the above happened, and the white bone just crouched in silence, solidifying itself into a statue.
"Well, even if you don't have a tool for smiling, can you nod your head? Sorry, you don't have a head, so why don't you just tap your bare neck bones! What's it to squat in silence and play mushroom? ”
Considering the obsessiveness that Bai Gu showed before, Li Baifeng stopped his silent cry and decided to give it a buffer time of three seconds and twenty-fifty-nine, if it was still so stubborn and ignorant of current affairs, then he could only be ruthless-
Give it another three seconds, twenty-fifty-nine.
After about 3:259 times the number of seconds and 259 seconds, Bai Gu finally stood up slowly in Li Baifeng's complicated eyes, returned to his usual tone, and said:
"You're not very good at comforting people."
Listening to this familiar tone, Li Baifeng showed a hint of a smile, but he could not agree with the content of this sentence, so he raised his head and sneered: "You are wrong, I am very good at comforting people, but I am not good at comforting bones." The brackets, still without a head, are finished. ”
"Hmph." Bai Gu chuckled, and then said seriously: "Thanks-"
"Excuse me." Without waiting for it to finish, Li Baifeng raised his palm high to interrupt the words, and said helplessly: "Say a few words of thanks, don't be depressed at every turn, you said that we have only known each other for a long time, and you have lost control of your emotions inexplicably how many times?" ”
The White Bone didn't answer, it was silent for a moment, and then suddenly said, "If you want to know, I can tell you about me." ”
When Li Baifeng heard this, his expression moved slightly. (To be continued.) )