Even if it is a small hall, Wang Peng feels that he is still worth a trip, some of the garbage of the heavenly court has become a treasure pimple when it reaches the mortal realm, and there may be something good in this free hall. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Having made up his mind, Wang Peng was ready to come out of the Taishang Laojun order.

Wang Xiaoxian: Laojun, I am a mortal, it is also a great honor to be able to go to the Xiaoyao Palace for a banquet, I am ready to go! Don't know how to get there?

Wang Pengxin said that there is no high-speed rail in that place, even if you want to buy a ticket, you don't know where to buy it, not to mention that that place is the place where the Jade Emperor's guy stole fish, it must be a bit secret, and the ordinary gods are estimated to be unable to find it.

Taishang Laojun: If you want to go to that place, it's actually very simple, as long as you are in a place with aura in the mortal world, chant the spell, and after a while, there will be a guy on duty to pick you up, but if you go like this, it is estimated that you will be kicked down by those lazy guys to the clouds.

Wang Xiaoxian: Why? I'll go, are those guys so bad?

Taishang Laojun: You are still too young, these people are the lowest soldiers of the Heavenly Court, even if you kick down a mortal like you who has not yet entered the stream, what can you say? Who will listen?

Wang Peng's good impression of Heavenly Court has depreciated! Good guy, it turns out that in the group of immortals who live nine days away and wander every day, there are such shameless guys mixed in, it is simply rat shit in the fairy world.

Wang Xiaoxian: What should I do? I can't be kicked down by those guys in the middle of the road, what a shame, besides, if I fall to my death, won't I die!

Taishang Laojun: I'll only tell you about this, don't sell me.

Wang Xiaoxian: Certainly, definitely, even if Lao Jun puts a hundred hearts, I can't sell you to anyone!

Taishang Laojun: ...... (I always feel weird in my heart), you really can't do it, just go alone, don't follow the group, let those who lead you find an excuse to go by yourself after taking you out of the mortal world.

Wang Xiaoxian: Laojun, are you joking internationally? I walk about the same, you let me fly in the sky, are you full and have nothing to do, then I have a pastime?

Taishang Laojun: What do you say, if I were your pastime, do you think you would still live well in the mortal world? Haven't you been played to death by me a long time ago?

Wang Peng's heart sank, and he said in his heart that this old man seems to be usually pretending to be kind and kind, if he really starts to be ruthless, it is estimated that he can slap to death dozens of millions of melon-eating people, and he will really pay attention to it when he speaks in the future.

Don't mess with anyone, let alone Taishang Laojun, who is still one of the three Qings.

Wang Xiaoxian: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry, don't take it to heart.

Taishang Laojun: Ahem, you are a little doll, I naturally don't mind you, I am thousands of years older than you, can I meet you in general? Am I not breaking my golden body?

Wang Peng thought about it like this, it was true, if Taishang Laojun really wanted to talk to himself about seniority, he would find it all the way, even if he found his ancestral roots, in front of Taishang Laojun, he was also an ant-like little character, and he was completely worthless in existence.

Wang Xiaoxian: What should I do? Tell me quickly, I'm going to jump off the building.

Taishang Laojun: Okay, okay, I won't mess with you, to be serious, if you want to go by yourself, you will definitely not be able to do it alone, you have to rely on external forces.

Wang Xiaoxian: External forces? What do you mean? Is there a flight path over there? If that's the case, I'll just get on a plane, and when I get to the area, I'll jump in a parachute.

Taishang Laojun: What are you talking about, the deity doesn't understand!

Wang Peng was a little embarrassed for a while, forgetting about this stubble, these immortals were ecstatic even with a bottle of iced tea and a bottle of beer, and the iconic objects of modernization, airplanes, were naturally even more unfamiliar.

Wang Peng repeatedly said that he was a slip of the tongue, a brushstroke, not ready to explain modern things to Taishang Laojun, if you explain it like this, it will not work at all for a while and a half, and it is good to be able to explain it clearly in three days and three nights, among them, as long as there is a point that Lao Jun did not hear clearly, Wang Peng has to explain for a long time.

Thankless work, resolutely do not do!

Wang Xiaoxian: It's just a big bird, don't be so serious.

Taishang Laojun: Oh, big bird, there are a lot of them here, and according to legend, the Buddha was born of a bird.

The black line on Wang Peng's face, this old gentleman is really crooked, the more you want to hear something, this old man has been circling outside, and he can make people die in a hurry.

Wang Xiaoxian: Laojun, say quickly, with the help of some external force, you can fly directly to the Xiaoyao Palace alone, don't say anything else, I am already about to collapse.

Taishang Laojun: Okay, okay, don't say anything else, don't say it. Let's get down to business, if you want to fly alone and fly so far, you must have a good external help, otherwise you will starve to death if you fly halfway!

Wang Peng felt that this picture was really terrifying, a mortal, flying in mid-air, because the road was far away, all the dry food and water on his body were gone, and he starved to death in the air, this is how much Lord Yama wants you to go down!

Wang Peng clasped his hands together and prayed that such a thing would never happen to him.

Wang Xiaoxian: Laojun, what is the best means, hurry up and say, I have already hit the wall with my head hundreds of times, if you don't say it again, I guess I can kill myself.

Taishang Laojun: Okay, okay, what an impatient guy, similar to that stinky monkey. Oh yes, it's a stinky monkey, I almost forgot about it just now.

Wang Xiaoxian: Are you talking about the Monkey King?

Taishang Laojun: It's him, a guy who doesn't like to wear pants, has been named the Buddha of Fighting and Defeating, and your sister is like a blind stream, showing off his back butt all day long, and the Jade Emperor doesn't like to see him anywhere.

Wang Xiaoxian: What is the direct connection between this and me going to the Xiaoyao Palace for a banquet, Laojun, what do you want me to say about you!

Taishang Laojun: Of course there is a connection, you have to borrow a pair of shoes from Sun Wukong, and after wearing them, you are guaranteed to make your guys who lead you a hundred times faster.

Monkey King's shoes? Wang Peng's eyes were stunned.

Wang Xiaoxian: Wearing Sun Wukong's shoes, can I also follow 108,000 miles?

Taishang Laojun: You think beautifully, people are apprentices taught by the Mixed Yuan Daxian himself, that ability is cultivated, if you wear a pair of shoes you can be 108,000 miles, the stinky monkey has already gone to sell shoes, more comfortable than being a fairy.

Wang Peng felt that he was thinking a little too much, but when he put on Sun Wukong's shoes, although he couldn't be as fast as him, at least there was a three-fold discount, and it was fast enough.

The key is how to get such shoes, Wang Peng is a little confused, he has nothing to do with Sun Wukong, so he just went on the pole to borrow a pair of shoes, which is somewhat out of place. (To be continued.) )