Chapter 385: somersault cloud
An Xiaoyu applauded: "Xiaobai, it's so beautiful, it's such a big marshmallow." ”
The somersault cloud proudly flipped two somersaults and said, "Of course, I am the most beautiful cloud in the sky, as white as cotton." ”
Then he reacted and said dissatisfiedly: "Stinky monkey, is Xiaobai your name? Only Sister Nuwa can call me Xiaobai." ”
An Xiaoyu said: "Okay, Xiaobai." ”
somersault cloud said angrily: "Stinky monkey, don't call me Xiaobai." ”
An Xiaoyu said: "How nice the name Xiaobai is, it is both poetic and elegant, and it can also bring out your handsomeness and chic." ”
The somersault cloud was obviously beaten in the head during the battle, and after a while, he felt that what An Xiaoyu said made sense, so he turned into a little boy again, lay back on the bed, and said: "They all call me little white brother, I will accept you as a little brother, you call me little white brother, I will cover you in the future." ”
An Xiaoyu got off the donkey, which was a title inside and out, and he didn't suffer a loss, so he said, "Brother Xiaobai, what are you doing?"
somersault cloud said: "I caught the thunder god, let him thunder and lightning, and send me thunder energy." ”
An Xiaoyu said: "These white chains turned out to be a thunder god?"
somersault cloud said: "It's not a thunder god, every chain is locked with a thunder god." ”
An Xiaoyu was shocked in his heart, and immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother Xiaobai is really amazing, you can at least catch forty or fifty thunder gods." ”
somersault cloud said proudly: "I caught ninety-nine eighty-one thunder gods." ”
An Xiaoyu moved his body and said, "Brother Xiaobai, you let me go, let me also see your Shepherd Thunder God Technique." ”
"Okay, it's boring to be alone anyway, so I'll let you see my methods." ”
didn't see the somersault cloud movement, and the chains on An Xiaoyu's body were loosened and retracted.
An Xiaoyu jumped on the white jade bed, lay down beside the somersault cloud, and said, "Brother Xiaobai, your big bed is really comfortable." ”
"Little monkey, don't leave my brother's big bed, otherwise I won't care, I'll let Thor perform for you now." ”
The somersault cloud stretched out his hand and stroked, and the chains beside the jade bed shook violently, and then the sky lit up with golden lightning, like countless fireworks blooming, and then a crisp thunder sounded.
Countless bucket-thick golden thunderbolts poured down, absorbed by the white jade bed, and the pure thunder energy entered An Xiaoyu's body, but An Xiaoyu's body did not have a trace of pain and discomfort.
The thunder and lightning fell for three days and three nights in a row, beginning with the thickness of a bucket, gradually becoming the thickness of a thigh, and then the thickness of an arm, the thickness of a finger, and the thickness of chopsticks.
Somersault Cloud complained: "These thunder god cultivation is too weak, too wasteful, it took dozens of days to accumulate this thunder energy, I don't know what monkey year Ma Yue if I want to recover to the peak state." ”
An Xiaoyu's eyes lit up and said, "Brother Xiaobai, can you absorb other energy besides thunder and lightning?"
somersault cloud said: "Of course I can, I can absorb gold, wood, water, fire, earth, wind and rain, thunder and lightning." ”
An Xiaoyu said: "Brother Xiaobai, then you go outside with me to see."
Look, there's all kinds of energy out there. ”
Somersault Cloud said: "The energy of the mortal realm and the immortal cultivation realm is too thin, and it is not interesting to absorb, so I just went to the entrance of the god realm and grabbed the thunder god, but I didn't expect them to cultivate too rubbish." ”
An Xiaoyu said: "There are also some places in the mortal world and the immortal cultivation world that are rich in energy, I can help you find it, in a few days, I will go to Wuzhuang Guan with my brothers to steal ginseng fruit and taste it, I heard that ginseng fruit is rich in energy, and you can live forever if you eat one." ”
Somersault Cloud said: "The ginseng fruit is a good thing, Zhenyuan Daxian is my apprentice grandson, I asked for it in the past, but he can give me a few tastes." ”
An Xiaoyu said: "It's better to steal, you haven't stolen, how do you know that the stolen things taste very sweet." ”
"That's what I said, I feel very happy to grab energy from Thor, and if they give it to me, I don't think I cherish these things." ”
An Xiaoyu continued to say: "Brother Xiaobai, you see that your cultivation is so profound, and your ability is so great, what does it mean to hide in this cloudy poor mountain and remote land, it is better to go out with me for a walk, I can hide behind you and be majestic." ”
A smile appeared on his face and said, "Little monkey, what you said is right, my old man has disappeared for so many years, and the outside world may have forgotten who I am, so I will go out for a walk with you." ”
An Xiaoyu said: "Brother Xiaobai is out of the horse, one top two." ”
Standing on the white jade bed, somersault cloud shouted to the sky above: "Let you go today, don't hang around at the entrance of the god realm in the future, lest Bai Xiaoye catch you again next time, and Bai Xiaoye will play in a different place." ”
As soon as the somersault cloud god moved, the eighty-one white chains were withdrawn, and dozens of voices came from the sky: "Thank you Master Bai for your kindness, the little god is grateful." ”
The somersault cloud waved his little fat hand and said, "Don't grind, get out." ”
The dark clouds in the sky quickly dispersed, and no lightning fell, and it was clear that the thunder gods had fled.
An Xiaoyu gave a thumbs up and said, "Brother Xiaobai is mighty, and he scared Thor to the point of urine." ”
An Xiaoyu's sycophants and top hats flew all over the sky, satisfying the vanity of somersault clouds, and the little fart child proudly put away the white jade bed, and then followed An Xiaoyu to fly in the direction of Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.
After flying for dozens of miles, somersault cloud was anxious, and said: "Little monkey, why are you so slow, you are not flying clouds and fog, just climbing clouds." ”
An Xiaoyu's old face flushed, and he said, "My cultivation is to drill the clouds, and now I am only cultivating to the first stage, stepping on the clouds." ”
somersault cloud said: "Your body method is as slow as a snail, when you enter the realm of immortal cultivators, I will teach you a trick." ”
An Xiaoyu waited for this sentence, and hurriedly said, "Thank you, Brother Xiaobai." ”
somersault cloud said: "Come to me, I'll take you for a ride." ”
Maybe I haven't been a mount for a long time, and the somersault cloud is in interest and turns into a white cloud the size of dozens of zhang.
An Xiaoyu was not polite, jumped up, and landed on the somersault cloud.
"Whoosh!"
The somersault cloud flew forward like a bolt of lightning.
An Xiaoyu had no handrails everywhere and was almost thrown to the ground
went up, in a hurry, the whole body lay on the somersault cloud, and did not dare to move.
The somersault cloud drifted and came to the front of the Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.
The somersault cloud regained its cloud and changed into a little boy again.
An Xiaoyu fell to the ground and fell to the ground.
Douyun said disdainfully: "Little monkey, your strength is really scummy." ”
An Xiaoyu was speechless for a while, he was dignified as the Monkey King, but let a cloud laugh at him.
However, An Xiaoyu thought about it, the somersault cloud was a creature born at the beginning of chaos, and he didn't know how many generations older than himself, so he was indifferent.
An Xiaoyu first went to Patriarch Subodhi to give his life.
Seeing that An Xiaoyu had broken through to the sixth-order Demon Emperor realm, and the marrow refining technique had also been completed, Su Bodhi Patriarch had no surprise, as if it was expected, but he was a little surprised by the arrival of the somersault cloud.
Patriarch Su Bodhi sent An Xiaoyu back to the Lingcao Garden first, and he and the somersault cloud got along alone.
There were only two people left in the bamboo building, and Patriarch Su Bodhi stood up, bowed deeply to the somersault cloud sitting on the stool, and said, "Uncle, don't come unharmed." ”
The somersault cloud said dissatisfiedly: "Xiao Su, did you deliberately let that little monkey go to my place to make trouble?"
Patriarch Su Bodhi smiled all over his face and said, "Uncle Shi is really clever, and he can't hide anything from you." ”
somersault cloud said: "You old boys, all of them beat me up, Taishang sent someone to send me a golden pill if he was fine, and the Emperor of Heaven sent some thunder gods to hang out at the gate of the god realm, deliberately let me catch them to replenish my energy, such as sending two unlucky apprentices, and the stumbling ones also came to annoy me." ”
Patriarch Su Bodhi said with a smile: "In the end, Senior Brother still chose this little monkey. ”
somersault cloud said: "Xiao Xu, you said that this little monkey is really a variable?"
Su Bodhi Patriarch wisped his beard and said: "Uncle, I haven't calculated its origin, the Mandate of Heaven shows that it does not belong to this world, but it appeared, and appeared 1,500 years earlier than my real apprentice, my good apprentice is still sleeping in another immortal stone, however, if it comes, it will be safe, we can also use this greater variable to disturb the heavens. ”
The somersault cloud put away his cynical smile and said with a gloomy expression: "If Sun Wukong can pacify the demon clan and avenge my master, Nuwa Niangniang, I am willing to be its mount and carry it straight for nine days." ”
Patriarch Su Bodhi said: "Uncle Shi, we have to rely on ourselves on the way of cultivation, and we can't interfere, otherwise it will disrupt Wukong's own path." ”
Douyun said: "Don't worry about this, I will wait and see what happens, and everything will go naturally." ”
Patriarch Su Bodhi said, "Uncle Shi, will I arrange a place for you to live?"
The somersault cloud waved his hand and refused: "I'll follow that little monkey for the time being, see if it's worth my follow, if it weren't for that piece of material, I'd leave as soon as possible." ”
Patriarch Su Bodhi arched his hand and said: "Everything is arranged by my uncle." ”
The somersault cloud's body changed and disappeared in an instant, and Patriarch Su Bodhi sat back in his seat, closing his eyes and recuperating.
Before An Xiaoyu could walk to the Spirit Grass Garden, the somersault cloud flew in
Beside it, he opened his hands and said, "Little monkey, I have carried you all the way, and you should also carry me." ”
An Xiaoyu said: "Brother Xiaobai, your cultivation is so profound, do you still use me to carry it?"
somersault cloud said: "I'm tired, if you don't carry me, I won't help you next time." ”
An Xiaoyu said: "Okay, I can't carry it." ”
An Xiaoyu leaned down, the somersault cloud jumped onto its back, and the two of them walked towards the Spirit Grass Garden.
Along the way, from time to time, there were senior brothers and sisters passing by, looking at somersault clouds curiously, and even gossipy brothers and sisters quipped: "Little brother Wukong, where did you pick up the child?"
"Senior Brother Wukong, he won't be your illegitimate son, right?"
"Senior Brother Wukong, which female monkey did you have a white fat boy with?"
An Xiaoyu's face was flushed, and he was embarrassed.
But somersault clouds didn't care, and fought with those Taoist priests all the way.
"I am not its son, I am your ancestor. ”
"Beauty, your ass is so big, it's easy to give birth, be my daughter-in-law. ”
The angry male Taoist priests blew their beards one by one and stared at their eyes, and the female Taoist priests were ashamed and crimson.
As soon as he entered the Spirit Grass Garden, Wuqing asked curiously, "Wukong, is this your son?"
(End of this chapter) I want to talk about "The Supreme Demon Saint of the Other World" with more like-minded people,