Chapter 18: Derailment

When he came out of the room, Lu Wu's mood and expression were bursting....... hairstyle was also bursting. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

I cleaned up the house with a complicated mood, lost the burnt hair tips in the mirror with a more complicated mood, and gave myself a short flat head with an extremely complicated mood.

"It's just an accident, it's just an accident, I'm not going to be bald, well, definitely not going bald, even if my dad is bald, my grandfather is bald, and my brother is bald...... Lying grass, the more you talk about this, the more chilling it becomes, this won't really be inherited. ”

If there is anything in this world that scares Lu Wu more than being approached by his old family, I am afraid that the only choice is the young baldness.

And this is really not unfounded, practicing the family heirloom ink soul technique, you will use the "brush", and it is already a practice to stuff hair into the nib and barrel, and the failure rate of the soul pen is high, once it is damaged, it has to be done again, but there are two peerless studies in the family that also need to use hair, as long as you continue to do it in this line, it is only a matter of time before you pull yourself out bald.

Of course, except for a few monks and nun lovers, no one would want to take the initiative to be bald, but when your life is current, do you keep your head without hair, or do you keep your hair without your head?

Thinking of the bald head in his hometown, which was obviously a Confucian practice route, but was regarded as a Buddhist by outsiders....... Lu Wu became more and more determined to kill him and not do this business.

"I'm so bald, with an egg head, how can I be the protagonist."

cough, Comrade Lu Wu doesn't need to worry too much, in fact, the bald protagonist is also very popular these days, bald enough, strong, really bald, popular....... okay, I can't make it up, don't worry, even if you are really bald, you can still be the protagonist, isn't there a wig in the store next door.

Ahem, get back to business.

Lu Wu's mood is super explosive now, obviously he has a great hope of success for the last time, but he was blown up by a voice at the door, no wonder the martial arts masters in the novel and story like to find the so-called quiet room and cave retreat........ this is worried about being couriered at a critical moment?

Under this mentality, even the soul power is still enough, and it is impossible to make a medium soul pen, not to mention that the soul power has bottomed out.

To remake the soul pen, at least wait until you get back to your best condition, tomorrow at the earliest.

The facts are in front of him, Lu Wu is becoming more and more depressed, he has no soul power and no soul pen, he is basically no different from ordinary people, if Liuke comes to the door at this time, he will not even have a chance to resist.

Entrusting the chances of survival to fate and the imbecile of your opponents? How is it possible, this is definitely not Lu Wu's style.

"Hey, I don't want to look for it......."

As mentioned before, as the marginal gray fox Lu Wu, Lu Wu actually has some acquaintances in the industry, and several of them exist as "insurance".

But if you consider that the opponent will be six branches, and it is based on the premise that you become a wanted criminal, there are ....... people who can help, but there are only a few who are willing to help.

Those who are too close don't want to set themselves on fire, and dare to wade into this troubled water, that's it.

"Xiao Qianqian, are you free?"

Half-loud, the hoarse voice of the voice changer came from inside.

".......No, I was just going to kill you."

"Hey, don't do this, we're a friend who entrusts our lives......"

"Well, I'm going to kill you right now, you're at home. Well, have you urinated, have you prayed, if not, please hurry, death is coming. ”

Plain words and weird lines, but it is a young killer's favorite movie line, it is said that it was obsessed with the image of the killer in the movie back then, so it became more and more crooked.

"It's only been a long time since I've become more and more middle two........ okay, okay, Chikage, don't sharpen the knife, I have something to trouble you here."

Thousand Shadows, apparently a code name, "it" has an unknown life, an unknown age, and an unknown race, not that no one has ever seen its true body, but that the appearance and characteristics described by witnesses are so strange that it can't spell a complete image at all.

The Thousand Shadows, the "snake", this animal that lurks in the shadows and only fangs it when it waits for its prey to relax, bears a striking resemblance to an ancient profession.

The Shen snake in the twelve branches, is the code name of the killer, hunter and other professions that cannot see the light, although they are all used to hiding in the shadows, and their abilities are very similar, but the rats only want intelligence and money, and the poisonous snakes are only responsible for harvesting their lives.

By chance, Lu Wu knew Qianying's true body, and the relationship was not bad, and he would laugh at each meeting.

"No, I refuse, the master said that you are in big trouble now, and I suspect that the chief of life has caused trouble with the six branches, and I want to stay away from you."

"....... dog is really realistic."

Yes, Qianying's master is the dog master, and originally Qianying was taught as the successor of the dog master, but unfortunately something went wrong halfway, and the talent tree was accidentally crooked, and the disguise, fraud, and intelligence sorting of intelligence collection were eventually used in other places.

Although he has not been making his debut long and is very picky about his prey, the completion rate of Qianying's mission is still a terrible 100%, and if he really wants to fight, Lu Wu doesn't want to face such a guy.

But the rat actually raised a snake, which was ridiculed by the dog master on the road, and it was precisely because of this that the dog master would look for outstanding young people everywhere to succeed him.

However, it seems that luck is a little bad, and none of the three apprentices he taught became rats, and all of them went to do the rest.

Lu Wu knew that since Qianying refused, it was useless to say anything, he was not an object that words could impress, but he didn't expect Qianying to make a move in person in the first place.

"No, I didn't ask you to help kill people, I can't afford your price so expensive, what I need is the part of you as a makeup artist."

"Okay, I'll be there in 20 minutes, get ready."

Qianying instantly clarified Lu Wu's purpose, if it was just a commission of this level, he would still accept it.

As a hunter, Chikage is not good at frontal combat, what it is best at is changing its appearance and incarnating the target's relatives to strike a blow in the back.

And Qianying's other identity is Qianli, the gold medal makeup artist of Weicao Studio.

Its makeup skills have surpassed the disguise of legendary novels and reached the realm of PS....... yes, I'm not wrong, I've always felt that PS is much more magical than disguise, and the disguise technique also needs to be modified on the original appearance, PS doesn't matter what you look like, or even if you're a human being, you can be given a beautiful face, or the same!

The matter is already clear at this point, and Lu Wu is already preparing for the back road.

Lu Wu was already prepared for the worst, giving up everything in his hands and going straight away, as long as people live, there is always hope.

Although it has only been two days, too many things have happened around the loss of the Dragon King, the water is too muddy, and it is better to stay away from the small body of his little shrimp.

Suddenly, the mobile phone rang again, Lu Wu was a little surprised, this mobile phone has not been used many times, and there are not many people who know the number, and the other party's number displayed on the phone is a series of question marks.

And answering the phone is even stranger.

“…… Do you have a fake certificate? ID cards, degree certificates, driver's licenses, all sets are available, very cheap. ”

Lu Wu was stunned, where did this fake certificate dealer make the wrong call, listening to this strange synthesized sound, in the next moment, he suddenly realized.

Qianying also saw Lu Wu's plan to run away, and simply provided additional services directly, and according to the grapevine, more than forty percent of Jiangcheng's fake certificate figures are in the hands of the dog master....... is this considered a fertilizer that does not flow into the fields of outsiders?

The strange voice of the voice changer still made Lu Wu feel the pleasure and teasing behind the pretending serious voice, this guy is watching a joke.

Do you need to hesitate? Yes.....

"I want four sets, two men and two women, based on me and Zhu Qinglan, when will I be able to do it."

"....... you really bought it. Okay, it will be done for you at three or four o'clock in the afternoon, but you need to add 3% of the overtime pay. ”

Qianying didn't hide his surprise, it was just teasing Lu Wu for fun, the other party actually took it seriously, could it be that Lu Wu really planned to change his face and run away as an ordinary person?

"Well, the sooner the better."

After making the call, Lu Wu also relaxed a little, since he had been exposed, even if he temporarily avoided the limelight, it was a necessary safety measure.

But the next thing is the most troublesome, how to persuade Sister Lan to run away.

Liuke has never been a good man and a woman, if he runs away, it will be Zhu Qinglan's fate to be angry or used as bait, it is right to persuade her to slip away together, but the question is how to say better.

"That's right, courier."

Only then did Lu Wu think of the culprit who caused all this to happen, the "just right" courier that came.

"I shouldn't have bought anything lately...... Oh, yesterday's book arrived, and it was so fast. ”

Yesterday, when I was passing the time in the new chemical city, I bought a lot of books by the way, and the number was a lot and it was not easy to carry, so I asked the other party to mail it over, but I didn't expect it to come so quickly.

Lu Wu's room blew up just now, and Zhu Qinglan upstairs helped sign it by the way when she saw it, and Lu Wu recalled his book list while going upstairs.

But as soon as he arrived on the second floor, the sound that reached his ears made Lu Wu a little unbearable.

"Don't lick it, little one, do you want to eat potato chips and coke? It's delicious to mix it up and eat it together. Mmmmmmmm........mm

Lu Wu slammed open the door, surprising...... A scene of fear is in front of us.

The courier's box was thrown into the corner, and the books I bought were thrown to the ground, but there were obviously a lot less.

The naughty young dragon that I had only seen yesterday was munching on potato chips and drinking Coke while holding on to it, and when he saw Lu Wu coming, he also burped and spewed a little flame.

And the real owner of the room showed his girlish heart very rarely, holding the cute little dragon and not letting go.

"Ah Wu, is this the little monster you bought? I didn't expect that there were still little monsters for sale on the digging treasure network, and the courier brother was also responsible for mailing the service of the little monsters, heh, don't lick my face, little guy, little guy, it's so cute, Ah Wu, can you raise it for me for a few days. ”

The eyes full of longing and longing were in front of him, Lu Wu smiled, and then silently closed the door.

"Certainly, it's the wrong way I opened it......."

Closing the door, opening the door again, everything is no different, the little dragon is taking a bite of chocolate candy, eating happily.

"Surely, I've hallucinated from being too stressed lately and I need ....... Tinker Bell? Altman? Earth Protection Team, come and fight your little monsters! ”