Chapter 10: The Old Man with the Goatee
If a bullet is fired, I am afraid that it will not pose any threat to this zombie, Uncle Tian naturally can't let Huang Doudou mess around here, not to mention that the whereabouts of the mutated son are unknown now. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Doudou, what are you doing in a daze?" Uncle Tian, who ran out of the distance, shouted at the top of his voice.
Huang Doudou can't go, the jade plate given to him by Gintama is now sticking to the skull of the zombie ghost, no matter what, he must take it back.
What is this? Is it the phrase "Nan Wu Ah Ni Dova Night" that lowered it, or is it the mysterious jade plaque of the silver soul?
Huang Doudou thought too much, probably the guy thought it was cool to have a jade plaque on his head, and he didn't care about the black smoke coming out of his head, he paused for a moment and moved forward stiffly.
Huang Doudou is very sad, why does he become a joke every time?
And what's even more tragic is that without the protection of the jade plate, she is now terribly scared, and her legs are shaking again. One step, two steps,...... The zombie ghost is getting closer and closer, Gintama, you bastard, there is a ghost who wants to eat your wife and son!
(Huh?) Wife? Huang Doudou, you are so shameless, and you taught the ghosts and gods not to call the lady in the morning. )
There was a shoe on the ground that had been lost, and while the monster didn't come, Huang Doudou picked it up and held it in his hand, ready to attack.
The reason why she didn't run away was because the ghost son comforted her out of the voice, and Huang Doudou burst into tears. Son, my mother will never let others snatch you away, not even your own father.
Most of the people who originally watched the excitement ran away, and the rest of the brave ones hid in the corners and continued to watch, Huang Doudou's eyes were closed, and the soles of his shoes were slapped against the head of the zombie ghost, like kicking an old fox.
There was a cheer from somewhere, followed by a scream, Huang Doudou hurriedly opened his eyes, the zombie ghost didn't do anything, missed her, and then moved forward.
See, this is the power of the eighth-level soul suppression talisman, all demons and monsters are automatically far away, and now she is Xiao Xuan.
"Don't go, return my jade plate!" It is said that impulse is the devil, and it is rare for a ghost to be afraid of her, how can Miss Huang, who has seen the world, miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?
The zombie ghost moved faster, like a rusty machine, the bones were clattering, rushing left and right, trying to get rid of the beans.
The melon-eating masses who didn't know the truth were completely dumbfounded, dancing the yellow rice of the gods, and his daughter was chasing a water ghost who had cheated the corpse with a big belly.
"Beanie, Beanie?" Uncle Tian raised his heart in his throat, looking at the soybeans grinding in the woods, and his eyes were so anxious that his eyes were full of stars.
"Uncle, go get some red thread, whoever has fresh glutinous rice also needs some, hurry up!" As a descendant of the shamanic witch sect, Mr. Yin and Yang's biological daughter, she has been exposed to it all day long, and she still knows this means, although it is not a serious rice dumpling that jumped out of the ancient tomb, it can only be treated like this.
Uncle Tian was extremely efficient, and when the soybeans were about to turn confused, a basket of fresh glutinous rice was handed over, and all the soybeans were splashed on the back of the zombies.
One thing descends one thing, and this thing is the most special. The zombie ghost fell to the ground, smoke billowing from its back, and Huang Doudou tried to wrap the red rope around its feet.
"Stop!" I heard a shout, and a sweaty little old man ran out from behind the fog.
"It's late, it's late, it's a pity, it's a pity." It was a thin old man less than 1.5 meters tall, with a white goatee on his chin, and he bent his waist to drag the zombies on the ground.
"I saw the anger here from afar, but unfortunately it was still a step too late, little girl, did you sprinkle this glutinous rice flour?" The goatee has a pair of small eyes but has a soul-like sharpness, Uncle Tian vigilantly protected the yellow bean behind him, "I sowed it, what do you want?" ”
Goatee snorted coldly and stood up, "Mountain villagers, don't blame those who don't know, let's hear it, which grave did this black zombie jump out of?" ”
The little old man's elite eyes swept back and forth at Uncle Tian and Huang Doudou, and when he saw that the two of them didn't squeak, he turned around to drag away the big guy on the ground.
"Wait, I'm going to get my stuff back." Huang Doudou was bold, ignoring the strange gaze of the goatee, and deducted his jade plate from the zombie's skull.
"Little girl, can you show me the jade in your hand?" The goatee's eyes lit up, his skinny fingers brushed the beard on his chin, and his tone was humble.
Huang Doudou's heart was alarmed, and now she understands the meaning of the jade plate given to her by Gintama, which is also a magic weapon for her to protect her life, how can she show it to strangers casually?
"No!" Miss Huang gave a cheerful answer, which made the goatee stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "Haha, no one has talked to me like this for a long time, interesting!" Interesting! ”
Huang Doudou pouted, and said in his heart This is a fart, I haven't seen anyone thicker than you!
Goatee also sensed the villagers' vigilance against him, and hurriedly lowered his posture and said to Uncle Tian with a smile, "May I ask this old brother, where did this black zombie come from?" ”
Uncle Tian hesitated, pointed to the ancient well behind him, and said, "Fished it out of it this morning." Seeing that the old man was not surprised, Uncle Tian then asked, "May I ask the old man's surname, how do you know that this is a black zombie?" ”
The old man suppressed his smile and waved his hand to Uncle Tian, "Nobody, the name is just a pronoun, it is not worth mentioning, but the feng shui of your land is not good, it is a treasure land, a treasure land." ”
The goatee snorted, avoiding the important and light, and did not answer Uncle Tian's question at all.
Seeing this, Uncle Tian stopped asking, turned around and called out to a few young adults hiding behind the house, "Carry the body to the village office, tie it up with red thread, and find someone to watch it." ”
"Slow down, big brother, let's discuss, let me take this corpse away, you can mention it if you want any benefits!" Goatee hurriedly stopped a few people and whispered begging.
"Hehe, this gentleman, this is unreasonable, we have the responsibility and obligation to report the body found in our village, you took him away like this, is it a relative of the big back?" Uncle Tian asked solemnly.
"Big back? Who is Big Back? The goatee looked down at the zombie in surprise, and when he saw the brand-name suit he was wearing, he exclaimed, ", isn't it a thousand-year-old corpse?" ”
Huang Doudou's heart was so happy that he was about to bloom, and his feelings were pretending to be forced for a long time, but he didn't figure out the truth, and suddenly had the idea of playing tricks on him, "What a corpse, I saw him half a month ago." ”
The goatee looked confused, and ran to the big tree by the well in a few steps, spit and foamed at the palm of his hand, and ran to the top of the tree in three or two strokes, like a monkey with his hands on the pergola, looking into the distance.
After watching for a long time, the old man came down from the tree, his sallow face was extremely ugly, and he didn't want the zombies on the ground, so he raised his legs and ran to the southwest of the mountain.
Several people stared at each other, not knowing which play this stranger was going to sing, and after a while, Huang Doudou looked around, "Uncle, where is my second brother?" "It's quiet in the village, could it be that Tian Erniu has been subdued?
Someone next to him replied, "At that time, Erniu rushed out of the crowd and ran to the back mountain, a few of us didn't stop him, this kid suddenly had infinite strength, and almost broke Erboy's arm, uncle, what do you think we should do?" ”
Uncle Tian kept staring at the figure of the goatee before it disappeared into the forest, and asked absentmindedly, "What should I do?" ”
Everyone looked at each other, and Huang Doudou looked at him worriedly, "Uncle, is there a forbidden land in the back mountain?" ”