Chapter 063: Too Unlucky
When Huo Zhen heard this, he almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
What do you mean that I am still a human being, and my brother is originally a good person?
muttering in his heart, Huo Zhen didn't bother with the eldest lady, he also knew that he had exploded a little fiercely just now, which might have frightened Chen Xin'er's little heart.
"Huo Zhen, when did you become so powerful? It's like Superman! Chen Xin'er's mood stabilized and asked curiously, and little stars flashed in her bright eyes.
"Tsk, what? Fascinated by my peerless style, right? Huo Zhen didn't intend to explain what happened just now, so he shifted his gaze and said.
Chen Xin'er glanced at Huo Zhen with disdain, "It's less smelly and beautiful, the old lady is obsessed with a pig, and she won't be obsessed with you!" ”
"Really? Come hum, my big piggy! Huo Zhen couldn't help but laugh.
"Ah, you're a pig, and a stinky rogue pig!" Chen Xin'er retorted angrily.
Huo Zhen spread his hands and said helplessly: "Okay, then I, a rogue pig, will reluctantly ask for your sow!" ”
"Ah, scoundrels, stinky rascals, will take advantage of others!" Chen Xin'er's face turned red, and she smashed into Huo Zhen with a pink fist.
Hiss!
Huo Zhen couldn't help but take a breath, and the corners of his mouth tugged.
"Huo Zhen, you, are you okay!" The eldest lady's little face immediately became nervous, and she remembered that Huo Zhen had a gunshot wound in the shoulder, and there were several wounds on her chest.
Huo Zhen didn't speak, but there was blood on his body again.
This frightened Chen Xin'er.
"Woo, it's all my fault for being careless, Huo Zhen, you hit me, it will be a little better!" Chen Xin'er's tears fell again, and her white and tender little hands took a towel to plug the wound in a panic.
Huo Zhen was really funny, when he used the dragon form true qi, all the wounds on his body were healed, even the bullet in his shoulder was forced out, how could he be smashed by the eldest lady's pink fist and bleed.
However, Chen Xin'er's nervousness and admitting mistakes still made Huo Zhen feel a little warm, it seems that the efforts of these days have not been in vain, the eldest lady still cares about herself.
"Xin'er, I am reluctant to beat you, but if you kiss me, my wound will not hurt!" When Huo Zhen said this, he was very nervous.
This is already the third time to take the initiative to kiss, and if it doesn't succeed, this great milestone plan may have to be put on hold for the time being.
"Kiss it, it really doesn't hurt?" Chen Xin'er bit her lip lightly, her face hesitant.
Huo Zhen looked at it, there was a play!
nodded hurriedly and said in a flickering manner: "Of course, didn't you see that the male protagonists in the movie were injured, and the female protagonists would give a kiss?" The power of love is beyond all else! ”
"Really? Don't lie to me! "Chen Xin'er, a fawn, is still making the last struggle.
"Xin'er, if I lie to you, let me ......" Before Huo Zhen finished speaking, Chen Xin'er blocked his mouth with his little hand.
The eldest lady shook her head, "Don't swear, I'll just believe you!" ”
Haha, it seems that this time it's really, really, really going to take off the eldest lady's first kiss!
Huo Zhen's heart blossomed, and he also looked around cautiously, making sure that no one would disturb him this time, so he was completely relieved.
Come on, make the first kiss more intense!
"Close your eyes, this is the first time for people, they will be shy!" Chen Xin'er was shy.
Yes, I understand!
Huo Zhen closed his eyes excitedly, it was not easy, he was finally about to achieve a positive result.
Smelling the unique lip fragrance of his heart between his snorts, Huo Zhen settled down.
There will be no surprises this time.
Syllable!
A slap slapped on Huo Zhen's head, "Kiss you big-headed ghost, stinky rascal!" ”
When Huo Zhen opened his eyes, he saw that the eldest lady had already stepped out of the van, and he immediately wanted to cry without tears.
Oh my God, I just want a kiss, how can it be so difficult!
Huo Zhen hurried to catch up with Chen Xin'er, and was about to speak, when he saw the eldest lady turn her head sharply and look at her with a playful face.
"What, do you want to continue to fool the old lady?" Chen Xin'er hugged her chest with both hands, and her breasts, which were not yet fully developed, held up an attractive arc.
Huo Zhen secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said cheekily: "I'm not fooling, I'm just adjusting the atmosphere, besides, Xin'er, you Bingxue are smart, how can you be fooled by me." ”
"Hehe, the first half of the sentence is nonsense, and the second half of the sentence is not bad." Chen Xin'er was content.
"Okay, it's far away from the school, let's call Moyu and ask her to drive to pick us up!" Huo Zhen put away his joking mentality and got down to business.
Chen Xin'er didn't hesitate, took out her beautiful white mobile phone, and made a call to Shen Moyu.
"Hehe, Xin'er, how was the party?" Shen Moyu has been in a good mood recently, and with the help of Mr. Bush, the group has not only solved the problem of overstocked goods, but also got rid of the economic siege of the Golden Dynasty in one fell swoop.
"Woo, Sister Moyu, Huo Zhen was shot, he kept shouting your name, I want to see you before I die, hurry up and drive!" Chen Xin'er whimpered.
Huo Zhen rolled his eyes speechlessly, needless to say, this eldest lady is taking revenge on herself.
"I ......" Huo Zhen just wanted to speak, Chen Xin'er said a rough address, and hung up the phone.
"Hehe, Sister Moyu is here now, see how you explain it?" The eldest lady showed a hint of triumph in her eyes.
Huo Zhen shrugged his shoulders, "It's not what I said, I'm afraid of something." ”
"yes, hear what this is?" Chen Xin'er played with it on her mobile phone and put it in Huo Zhen's ear.
"Moyu...... Mo! Huo Zhen shouted weakly on the phone.
Huo Zhen's eyes widened suddenly, "This ......"
"Haha, people get stolen goods, see what you do!" Chen Xin'er was very happy.
"Xin'er, I was wrong, let me go!" Huo Zhen was caught in pigtails and had to bow his head.
The eldest lady enjoyed it very much: "Call my sister a few times!" ”
"No......" Huo Zhen smiled wryly.
Chen Xin'er pursed her lips, "Then you wait for me to let it go to Sister Moyu!" ”
"Okay." Huo Zhen had no choice but to compromise, glanced at the eldest lady, and said suddenly: "There are mice!" ”
"Ah, where, where?" Chen Xin'er screamed, and was so frightened that she hurriedly hid in Huo Zhen's arms.
Huo Zhen took this opportunity to snatch the phone.
Hey, fight me? I don't know if ginger is still old and spicy!
Chen Xin'er didn't know that she had been fooled, and wanted to snatch the phone, but she couldn't compete with Huo Zhen, so she could only chop her feet helplessly.
Huo Zhen flipped through it and suddenly came over, "It turned out to be voice imitation software, tsk, is the technology so developed now?" ”
"Tu Baozi, I don't know!" Chen Xin'er rolled her eyes.
Huo Zhen pursed his lips, he could hear the difference just now, but he pretended not to know if he wanted to tease Chen Xin'er, this little girl really thought that she had been fooled.
"Don't move, robbery!"
At this moment, a shout suddenly sounded in the woods next to the road, and then two sweaty men rushed out.
"That's unlucky!" Huo Zhen said speechlessly.
"Boy, don't blame yourself for being unlucky, who let the two of you have nothing to do in this wilderness and make love, who will you rob if you don't rob you?" One of them was a tall man, in his mid-thirties, with a fruit knife in his hand and a threatening look on his face.
Huo Zhen rolled his eyes, what Lao Tzu said is that you are unlucky, this understanding ability needs to be recharged!
"Brother dog, let's run away!" The other man was a young man with a slightly immature face with a panicked look.
The tall man waved his hand impatiently, "What are you afraid of, it's not too late to escape after making this order!" ”
Huo Zhen couldn't help but be a little curious, "Dare to ask the two of you if you have met a strip?" ”
"Yo, buddies are also like-minded?" A hint of surprise flashed across the tall man's face, and he continued, "Yes, just rape. Killed a beautiful woman and was targeted by the strip, otherwise he could run to a place where this bird doesn't? ”
"Brother dog, it's not so serious, didn't we just grab the bag, that beautiful sister looks like she fell!" The young man said puzzled.
The tall man glared at the young man in embarrassment, "Shut up!" ”
"Well, you two don't have to be so flustered, right?" Huo Zhen thought it was funny, this young man was really sincere.
"That beautiful sister fell to her death...... the young man said very depressedly.
Huo Zhen was stunned, this luck was also amazing.
Chen Xin'er on the side said angrily: "If you hadn't snatched the beautiful sister's bag, she wouldn't have fallen!" ”
"Nonsense, it was that beautiful sister who fell down first, and we snatched her bag!" The young man hurriedly retorted.
"Shut up!" The tall man glared at the young man fiercely again, he really regretted taking this kid with him, and he didn't say a few words before he got it all out.
Chen Xin'er still wanted to speak, but was directly interrupted by the tall man, "What nonsense is less, for the sake of fellow believers, it is not treacherous. Kill your woman, hand over all the valuable things on your body! ”
"You're trying to rob us with just one fruit knife?" Huo Zhen chuckled.
"What? Isn't it okay, hmph, don't look at this as a fruit knife, piercing your heart, it's still a white knife in and a red knife out! The tall man had a fierce face.
Huo Zhen clasped his hands to his chest and said with a smile: "Yes, I don't know if the fruit knife is faster than the gun?" ”
Gun?
The tall man was startled, and hurriedly looked Huo Zhen up and down again, making sure that he was scaring Huiji, and then sneered.
"Brother dog, gun...... Dead person! At this time, the young man's body trembled and pulled the corner of the tall man's clothes.
"What a soft egg, he scares ......" The tall man turned his head impatiently, and saw the submachine gun on the ground next to him, as well as the four people lying down, and his voice suddenly stuck in mid-air.
"Do you still want a white knife and a red knife come out" Huo Zhen's arm slid and snatched the fruit knife in the tall man's hand, with a hint of playfulness in his eyes.
The tall man was so scared that he was about to pee out, and he met a ruthless man!
"Big ...... Big brother, we have eyes...... I don't know Tarzan, I offended you, please let us go as farts! The tall man and the young man let out a loud noise, and fell to their knees, their bodies trembling, and their words became inarticulate.
Huo Zhen shrugged, his tone with a hint of remembrance, "I've not been a big brother for many years!" ”
"Don't move, raise your hands!"