Chapter 187: Three Treasures of Otaku
This weird shape of the coffin itself is not too heavy, but it is unusually strong, under the full slapping of the big meat dumpling, every time there is a thousand catties of strength, but it can't break this coffin. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
And Ji Jida must hold this coffin with all his might, otherwise although the coffin can't be broken, it can be shot in, and the big meat dumpling can still enter this inner tomb.
Ji Jida's shoulder was sore and sore, but Ji Jida didn't dare to relax at all, and Wu Meimei was even more frightened and trembled, and couldn't help at all.
"What's the use of you squatting here and shivering? Hurry up and look around this tomb to see if there is anything that can be used, or if there are any other escape routes or something? Ji Jida said to Wu Meimei.
"Giggle...... Don't waste your efforts, this is a death hole, named after the place of death and the meaning of rebirth, but unfortunately, the palace has been resurrected, but this blood crystal skeleton monster has not been resurrected, hahaha......" The big meat dumpling laughed madly.
Although Wu Meimei was a little hesitant, she still listened to Ji Jida after all, and quickly got up and walked around in the dark tomb.
"Oops......" Wu Meimei screamed frantically.
Ji Ji took a big look at it, it turned out that Wu Meimei grabbed a skull, because this skull has not completely rotted, this Wu Meimei's fingers are inserted into the hole in the nose and mouth of the half-rotten skull, the reason why Wu Meimei screams is not that she can know that it is a skull, but that her fingers feel the slimy half-rotten pus and blood flesh.
Ji Ji naturally didn't want to remind her that it was a skull, otherwise it would definitely scare her crazy.
"Hehe, are you sluts going to smash that skull at Hongu?" The big meat dumpling began to sneer.
Yes!
While Wu Meimei shook off the skull, she was immediately stunned.
Ji Jida hated this big meat dumpling so much that the root of his teeth itched, this guy is too insidious, it seems that he can still hear his own transmission, and to be able to hear Ji Jida's transmission, at least he needs the divine consciousness above the foundation building period, Ji Jida doesn't believe that this big meat dumpling will have the cultivation of the foundation building period.
It is estimated that it is this strange ability that arises from the act of burial of living people through secret arts, and it is also possible that the soul of this big meat dumpling has been trapped alive in this foul-smelling coffin for thousands of years She unintentionally has the ability, but this ability is really terrifying.
Now Ji Jida not only didn't dare to transmit the sound anymore, but he didn't even dare to think much about it in his divine sense, but now fortunately, this coffin is extremely strong, and he can resist it for a while with brute force.
"Hehe, you kid is a person, you'll be thirsty, hungry and tired, if you want to pee and sleep, haha, then spend it with this palace, this palace has been idle for thousands of years, and I have long wanted to find someone to fight!" The big meat dumplings are calm and relaxed, and Ji Jida is excited.
Ji Jida finally understood at this time that he had met a master of Gong Dou, and he blamed himself for his usual hobby of watching TV too single, if he could usually watch more Gong Dou's TV series, he could also learn more about Gong Dou's routines.
"What is a TV?" The big meat dumpling couldn't help but ask curiously.
"Why do you want to tell you, even if I tell you, can you understand?" Ji Jida said casually.
"Okay, Bengong will give you a song "Phoenix Spreads Its Wings" with a crashing sound, and I won't tell you the rhythm in advance, hahaha......" The big meat dumplings are so versatile that they hit the rhythm of ancient music.
After the song "Phoenix Spreads Its Wings", it is followed by "Deep Night", "Autumn Moon on the Peaceful Lake", "Bird Language in the Empty Mountain", "Spring Dawn in the Green Lake", "Qin Palace Willow", "Eighteen Beats of the Crescent Moon", "Hate Lock Xiaoxiang", "Hundred Birds and Phoenix", ......
Ji Ji almost danced when he heard this, and the coffin was almost hit by the big meat dumpling.
"Da Ji Ji, what are you doing?" Wu Meimei couldn't help but remind.
This time Ji Ji came to his senses, and after a quick trick to clear his mind, he began to hit the coffin back with force, almost hitting the way of this big meat dumpling, it seems that for such a palace fighting master, he must be a little shameless.
Moreover, the title of the big Ji Ji of Wu Meimei just now also reminded Ji Ji Da from another aspect that his expertise still has to be played, and he can't be led by the nose by this big meat dumpling all the time!
Himeyoshi first remembered the most classic Cang teacher of the island country, and then Oi Maishi, Sawajiri Erika, and Fujiwara Kixiang...... Fortunately, Ji Jida has studied deeply in this regard, that is, the three treasures of otaku, cigarettes, instant noodles and pieces of the island country.
Ji Jida kept being obscene, kept swallowing saliva, and went crazy with the big meat dumpling opposite, and now she didn't care about singing any ancient music palace songs.
"Listen to the kid opposite, you are so obscene and shameless, this palace wants you to sleep with you!" The big meat dumpling began to roar frantically.
"Da Ji Ji, what did you say to that big meat dumpling?" Wu Meimei said curiously.
"You want to hear it too? Okay, I'll tell you again loudly now, let's start with Mr. Cang......" Ji Jida began to unscrupulously describe the films of the island country he had seen in his previous life.
"Boy, you're looking for death! Wait until this palace must castrate you! The big meat dumpling shouted wildly.
"Da Ji Ji, you are so perverted, it turns out that you watched so many forbidden movies behind my back!" Wu Meimei pouted.
Ji Jida really wants to free up his hands to fan Wu Meimei, a stupid girl, those are all films that he watched in his previous life, and the films of these island countries have not yet been filmed, to be precise, the beauties he talked about have not been born at all.
Such an explicit description, of course, the big meat dumpling couldn't stand it, but I didn't expect Wu Meimei to stand it either, she actually hugged Ji Jida from behind, making Ji Jida's back numb, and almost lost her position.
However, Ji Jida's current prefecture-level realm quickly kept his mind, and after a clear trick, Ji Jida began to use Wu Meimei's weight to fight against the impact of this crazy big meat dumpling.
Ji Jida and Wu Meimei together weigh close to three hundred catties, which really made Ji Jida much easier in the impact against the big meat dumplings, although Wu Meimei gave Ji Jida an old tree root from behind at the request of Ji Jida, but Wu Meimei's weight of one hundred or ten catties can't waste much of Ji Jida's physical energy at all, but because of the increase in weight, Ji Jida can easily resist the impact of the big meat dumplings.
However, the cunning big meat dumpling finally stabilized his mind and began to pull the coffin out suddenly, just when Ji Ji hit it violently.