As the old saying goes, the land of Yan Zhao has produced many heroes since ancient times, and there are many generous and tragic people. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Su Dongpo also once said that the land of Youyan has been known as many heroes since ancient times, and those who are famous in national history often say such things.

It can be seen that the land of Yanzhao is really a place where heroes are born.

Guojiabao is located in a remote village near Taihang Mountain in Hebei Province.

The reason why Guojiabao is called Guojiabao is probably because most of the people in the village are surnamed Guo, and as for the source, there is no way to verify it.

It was the spring of March, and everything in Hebei was recovering, and the mountains and forests behind the village were luxuriant, full of spring.

There is a threshing floor at the east end of the village, and a young man in cloth is lying on a pile of corn stalks lazily basking in the sun, and a pair of straw sandals with two holes are worn on his feet, which makes it easier for him to rub the dirt on his feet.

The boy was about seventeen or eighteen years old, and his height and body shape completely inherited the standard of the northern Han Dynasty, and he had a strong physique, and his height was already more than one meter seventy-five.

The facial features are upright, and the appearance is not outstanding, but it is not harmful to the eyes.

To be precise, the boy does not belong to this era, his soul comes from the 21st century, he was still in high school in his previous life, his family background is average, and he is an ordinary member of the thousands of people.

There is nothing outstanding in his life, if you have to find one or two things, it is to have a common hobby like all righteous gentlemen, and the civilized word is my fair lady, and the gentleman is good.

In layman's terms, it is to like women, especially beautiful women with big butts, round and straight tits, and white skin.

Didn't some literati say that men have a natural desire to explore and conquer women, especially beautiful women? It's like dogs like animals like to eat some kind of excrement with a special taste, that's nature.

It's a little rougher, but the principle is the same.

Opposites attract, no one is exempt from vulgarity, and the teenager is not a monk, and he is obviously among them. In fact, even a monk may also masturbate himself to Guanyin Bodhisattva, or find a female companion from a nunnery.

Therefore, even if he was drunk by a bear child with a rich father at home and drove a BMW (don't touch me) luxury car, which is called the Republic of China period of the old society, he did not change his nature, and just became familiar with his current identity The big rural baby A few days later, he went to peek at the widow Liu in the east of the village taking a bath.

This will come to this unmanned threshing floor, and I am planning to find an opportunity to fantasize about Widow Liu's snow-white body and masturbate.

The young man's current family is a tenant, in fact, the entire Guojiabao is basically a tenant except for the big landlord Guo Papi, the old man Guo.

Everyone rents and plants the land of Guo Papi's family, because it is located in a remote area, the general war does not affect here, and although Guo Papi is a little stingy, it is not like the landlord bullies in some film and television works who exploit and oppress the local villagers, so the people of Guojiabao can basically get by.

This is also Guo Papi's shrewdness, knowing that he and the people of this village are fish and water, if the people are forced to have no way to live, who will farm for him?

Suddenly, two people ran to the sheep intestine path leading to the village, and one of the boys of the same age as a teenager in the distance pulled his throat and beckoned and shouted: "Brother Guoren, Brother Guoren, there is a lively scene in the village!" ”

Xu Guoren is his name in this world, according to his own fusion memory, this is still his uneducated father with a half-pot of burning knives to ask Mr. Shu, their Xu family should be a group of foreign households in Guojiabao, and there are very few people who are not surnamed Guo, as for the age, there is no way to verify.

Xu Guoren was irradiated by the sun's rays and turned one eye open and looked at the kid who shouted at him, named Guo Danian, who was his playmate who had played since he was a child in this world, and asked, "Look at you guys panicking, what's so lively?" When he thought of Widow Liu's big 2 and 2 sons and the fat buttocks of the grinding plate, Xu Guoren couldn't help but swallow his saliva, no way, the livestock will always be beaten like this.

"Guo Papi's family has a happy event, and the opera troupe has been invited from the county seat, and everyone from all over the country has come to our Guojiabao to wait to listen to the play." It was another person who spoke, named Guo Hu, and Xu Guoren and Guo Danian were all good brothers who grew up wearing open crotch pants, peeing and mud playing together, and their relationship was very good.

Guo Hu's height is shorter than Guo Danian, and he is also thinner, Guo Danian belongs to the type of big guy, although he is the same age as Xu Guoren, but his height is taller than Xu Guoren, because he can eat, and he often goes to the field to do heavy work, so the tendons and flesh on his body are all piece by piece.

"Troupe? What kind of happy event does Guo Papi's family do? So grand? Xu Guoren asked.

Guo Hu hurriedly said: "I heard that Guo Papi's eldest daughter came back from graduating from Shanghai Egg University, in short, it was very lively." ”

Guo Danian nodded again and again.

"Guo Papi's eldest daughter? The one who peeked at me peeing when I was a kid? Xu Guoren remembered a beautiful little Lori with pigtails and big watery eyes, who may have been a few years older than him at the time, maybe out of curiosity, once peeked at Xu Guoren peeing, Xu Guoren remembered this very clearly.

"Well, it's her, Guo Shiyin, who went to the county seat to study in elementary school a few years ago, and I heard that she went to the provincial capital later, and then she went to the big Shanghai university." Guo Danian nodded.

"Fudan University?" Xu Guoren said thoughtfully.

Guo Danian nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, it's Fudan University, or Brother Guoren has the level, even Fudan University knows it." ”

", I'm blind." Xu Guoren raised his hand, hugged the two of them with one hand, and said, "Let's go, let's go and join in the fun." ”

The three of them walked side by side, singing a song taught by Xu Guoren, and walked towards the village.

There is a fork in the road leading to the threshing floor, which is connected with the official road, which is the way in and out of Guojiabao and the outside world, at this time, a carriage came on the official road, and there were two young women dressed in foreign style sitting in the carriage, and the two lifted the curtains on the carriage, revealing their beautiful faces.

The younger woman's big eyes were rolling, and her tone was full of joy: "Miss, look, I've already seen Guo Jiabao, we're home, and we're finally home." ”

"Really?" Another woman with a better appearance looked up and said with some emotion: "It's been seven years since I was gone, and I'm finally going home...... ”

"Yes, I don't know how the lord and the lady and the second lady are doing now." The beautiful maid said.

"Some time ago, my father mentioned my sister in a letter, saying that when we come back, my sister will also ask for leave from school and come back to reunite with us, presumably this will already be waiting for us at home." The beautiful woman said.

"If the motherland suffers an invasion, hot-blooded men should be self-reliant......" The brother was singing happily while walking, and unconsciously came to the three-way intersection leading to the official road, Xu Guoren suddenly stopped, stood on the side of the road and said: "No, I have to pee." After speaking, he untied the belt of his trousers made of burlap strips, took out the swarthy second brother and began to release water, still whistling in his mouth.

At this moment, the carriage came speeding from the official road, and when the coachman saw three people standing at the intersection, he couldn't help but be vigilant and slowed down.

"Brother, hurry up, someone is here." Guo Danian saw that the carriage was getting closer and closer, and reminded urgently.

"Oops, ruined! The carriage is coming, and there are female drops on it! Guo Hu covered his face a little embarrassed, because he had already seen the two women lying in the window.

Xu Guoren suddenly turned his head when he heard the sound, and happened to look at the two women in the carriage, and the three of them were stunned, Xu Guoren was still releasing water intermittently, fortunately he was facing away from the carriage, and the second daughter looked at him, and then looked at the water that appeared from time to time, and suddenly began to scream in a disgraced voice: Ah! Yes! Shameless, scum!

Two screaming female voices that absolutely exceeded the decibel standard suddenly sounded, Xu Guoren was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, and suddenly he was angry, lifted his pants as quickly as possible, and turned around to scold the second daughter while tying his trouser belt: "I said two beauties, what are you fussing about?" I've never seen a man untie his hands, have you? You don't call it right, what if I am scared of impotence and can't marry my mother-in-law? ”

The two girls were dumbfounded, not knowing how to deal with it for a while, although they were also people who had seen the world, different from ordinary country girls, but they had never encountered such a situation?

Looking at the slightly darker-skinned and sturdy man in front of them while making extremely indecent movements in their eyes, he yelled at them like a shrew, the two of them were deeply stunned, and a thought popped up in their hearts for a while, who is this man? How can it be so shameless? Such a scoundrel?

Xu Guoren didn't know that his image had been classified as a ruffian by the second daughter in an instant, and he thought that the two of them were speechless because they peeked at their own weak hearts, and they were scolded by themselves, and after fastening the belt of his trousers, he rubbed his nose with his thumb proudly: "Hmph, forget it this time, see that you are also first-time offenders, don't do this next time, Da Nian, Huzi, let's go!" ”

Xu Guoren's actions once again made the second daughter stunned, it was so disgusting, he seemed to have just done that... Vomiting .......

Xu Guoren didn't know how to read minds, so he naturally didn't know what was going on in the second daughter's head, so he walked towards the village with his arms around his two brothers who were also a little stupid.

"Big Year, Huzi, let's keep singing, I'll start up, if the motherland suffers invasion......"

"Huh? Why don't you two stinky boys sing? Dumb? ”

"Brother, why did you do that just now?" Guo Hu speaks in Hebei country.

"What's going on?" Xu Guoren asked puzzled.

"That's it?" Guo Hu didn't know how to express it, and he couldn't make a gesture with his hands.

"What this and that? Don't talk so much nonsense, sing with my brother, quick! Xu Guoren slapped them on the head.

"If the motherland suffers aggression, hot-blooded men should be self-reliant! Drink this bowl of hometown wine, and the strong man will never return......"

Under Xu Guoren's coercion, the two sang loudly with a voice comparable to a howl like killing a pig.

It wasn't until the three of them drifted away that Guo Shiyin was shocked by the unpleasant singing voice and came back to her senses, and her pretty face was flushed, and she couldn't help but sigh softly: "Where is this person?" Why are you so shameless. ”

"Miss, they went to the village, are they also from our village?" Fluttershy, the maid on the side.

Looking at Xu Guoren's back, recalling his shrewd performance just now, Guo Shiyin said with some confusion: "I seem to be a little familiar with that person just now, as if I have seen it somewhere, but I can't remember for a while, who is he?" ”

At this time, the singing voice that was comparable to noise sounded again, and the three of them seemed to sing more and more, and before they knew it, their voices were raised a lot.

"If the motherland suffers from aggression, hot-blooded men should be self-reliant, drink this bowl of hometown wine, and the strong man will never ......"

"Hey, the song they sang ......" Guo Shiyin was once again awakened from her contemplation, a little curious.

"They sing badly, like wolves howling!" Fluttershy covers her ears with her little hands and mutters.

"It's hard to hear, but their lyrics ......" Guo Shiyin repeated softly: "If the motherland suffers an invasion, the hot-blooded man should be self-reliant, drink this bowl of hometown wine, and the strong man will never return...... It's so well written, how could the three of them be able to sing such a good song?

Such an impassioned and uplifting song must have been written by some patriotic music master, but it is a pity that these three incomplete guys have been ruined. ”

The more he thought about it, the more curious he became, Guo Shiyin gave an order to the groom, and the groom drove the carriage forward to chase forward, and caught up with Xu Guoren and the three of them who were still singing loudly when they entered the village.

Guo Shiyin shouted from the window: "You three, stop!" ”

"Huh?" Xu Guoren and the three of them stopped at the same time, and also stopped singing, all turned around, Xu Guoren looked curiously at the beautiful woman in front of him wearing a women's Western dress, he was angry just now, but he didn't pay attention, I didn't expect this woman to be really a beautiful woman with outstanding appearance, compared to those tender models in later generations, the car models are much more beautiful by makeup technology.

She has a delicate goose egg face, bright eyes and bright teeth, a brightly colored yellow flower pinned in the middle of her jet-black hair, her long sideburns are scattered and shawls, the collar of her suit exposes her slender neck, her skin is as white as a swan, and a pair of crisp breasts rise high below her neck, so that the buttons of the small dress almost collapse.

Since she was sitting in the car, she couldn't see what she was wearing on the lower half of her body, but just looking at her upper body, it was enough to conclude that this was a beautiful woman with a plump body.

may be a little resentful towards Xu Guoren, Guo Shiyin's face is quite domineering, which is as cute as anger in Xu Guoren's eyes, and it adds a bit of a different temperament to her.

"That, beauty, what's the matter with you stopping our brother?" After Xu Guoren looked at it carefully, especially the pair that was very strong, Xu Guoren dared to guarantee that most of his attention was attracted by it just now.

Guo Shiyin's eyebrows frowned slightly when she heard this, no one had ever called her so frivolously, but she didn't think too much about it, she just wanted to ask the answer she wanted to know, so she ignored the nasty ruffian in front of her, and asked, "What is the name of the song you sang just now, and where did the lyrics come from?" ”

"What we just sang?" Xu Guoren saw Guo Shiyin biting his lip and nodded seriously, and said something that made Guo Shiyin go berserk: "What did we sing just now?" After speaking, he pretended to be dazed and looked at Guo Danian and Guo Hu beside him.

Guo Shiyin resisted the urge to beat the person in front of him, and said: "It's the few sentences you just sang, if the motherland suffers an invasion, the hot-blooded man should be self-reliant, drink this bowl of hometown wine, and the strong man will never return!" Didn't you just sing it? ”

"You mean these words, I learned them from my grandfather!" Xu Guoren said without thinking.

"Your grandfather? What is your grandfather's name and where is he now? Guo Shiyin asked suspiciously.

Seeing Xu Guoren's fingers pointing down, she asked puzzledly, "What do you mean?" ”

Xu Guoren looked very bad, and said, "My grandfather, he is underground!" ”

Guo Shiyin's face suddenly turned cold when she heard this, she understood, the bastard boy in front of her was making fun of her and amusing herself, after giving Xu Guoren a white look, she said to the horseman angrily: "Enter the village!" Then he lowered the curtains.

Seeing the carriage ticking into the village, Guo Danian asked puzzledly: "Brother, didn't you say last time that this song was given to you by your grandmother?" Why did you become your grandfather again? ”

"Well, my grandmother and my grandfather gave me a dream together, saying that everyone is the same." Xu Guoren hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Okay, let's hurry up and go to Guo Papi's house to watch the play, it won't be able to grab the seat if it's too late." ”

Of course, Xu Guoren would not tell them that this song was the theme song of a certain military-themed TV series that he often watched before he crossed over, although he wanted to tell others that it was created by himself, but with his current identity, it is estimated that even his two good brothers would not believe it.