Chapter Twenty-Four: A Fish Dollar
When the time comes, the master deliberately goes against the will of the military. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Shen Yiluo must listen to the master. If the military wanted Shen Yiluo to change his mind, he had to bribe his master.
This is the truth that the master will have a long life and a few fishes. He paid the expenses, changed his outfit, Shi Shiran came to the side of the ridge, he had the strength of his feet, he had wine and meat, needless to say, he had nothing to say for a long time, and he saw that it was half an afternoon, and a stream in front of him was blocking the road.
When the master saw that there was a fishing boat, he called for it to come over. The fishing boat babbled and swayed closer, and the master looked at the one who was holding the boat, it turned out to be a mother and daughter. Although the daughter's face was slightly dark, she was also pretty.
When the master saw that he was happy, he smiled and said, "This fisherman! Do you rent this boat? ”
The fisherwoman, who was the mother, replied, "Master, my boat is for fishing, not for carrying passengers. The power of the master's feet must not be carried for miles! The old man still took a detour ahead, and there was a big ship half a mile away. ”
The master said: "Who is impatient to go around it for half a mile?" The boat was originally sitting on my own, so what did it matter if the livestock didn't sit? So he told the mules to lead the mules forward.
The mule had a look of embarrassment on his face. The master said: "You are a killer! The lord is short, you can't make money? It was the same payment. Don't be lazy, come and go! ”
When the mule heard that the money was being paid, he rejoiced, and took the reins.
The fisherwoman heard him speak heroically, but she didn't know that she really had any money, so she asked tentatively: "Master, you are alone, although you can carry it, but you missed me and waited for fishing, and I hope that the master will reward you with fish money." ”
The master smiled and said, "Forgive me for fishing for a day, how much can you earn?" Hugh Tongue! You just have to take the master. Lord gives you ten big money. If you serve well, you will have all your miles! ”
When the fisherwoman heard this, she was also glad and let him into the boat.
The boat was small, and the draft was deep. When the master got on the boat, he saw some cages piled up in the cabin, and quipped, "These many things? Is it possible to go back to your parents' home? ”
The young fisherwoman's face was tender, and when she heard him say this, she turned her face back and did not say a word.
Seeing that she didn't scold, the master thought that it was already a little funny. The fisherwoman said, "The master makes fun of it! Where did our family get married? The contents of this ship belonged to relatives. Helping relatives move. Then he asked, "Did the master come here to visit relatives?" ”
The master deliberately showed off, opened the folding fan, and said, "No, no, no!" I came to visit the mountains and rivers, read thousands of miles of books, travel thousands of miles, and appreciate the scenery. ”
The fisherwoman didn't understand, but she responded. The fisherwoman was rocking the oars at the stern of the cabin, and she couldn't help laughing when she listened to him pull the sour text.
The master's heart became more and more itchy, and he saw that there was an iron flute at the foot of the cabin next to him, and he took it casually, and the meaning was still to be shown. It's just that when I got it in my hand, I found that this flute was old and a little dirty, so I didn't blow it. The fisherwoman had already glanced at him, and the fisherwoman raised her voice and said, "Don't touch this flute." ”
The master put down the flute, accosted her to the stern of the cabin, and said with a smile: "Little lady, you have worked hard." Shake tired or not? Do you want to take a break? I'll shake it for you. ”
The fisherwoman shook her head and said, "Master, how can you do this?" Hurry up. ”
The master didn't insist on refusing when he heard her, and thought he had entered the port, and said, "It's okay." "The man has come to the edge of the oar. The boat was so small that he almost held the fisherwoman in his arms, but the fisherwoman hurriedly avoided it. The master then put his hand on the oar, thinking that there was nothing difficult, but before he could exert his strength on the oar, his subordinates were shaken, and he felt that the oar pushed him, and the boat shook up.
The fisherwoman's face was already angry. The fisherwoman also hurriedly took over and grabbed the oar, and said angrily: "Uncle is reckless." If you can't hold it this time, let's go down to the Crystal Palace to see the Dragon King! ”
The fisherwoman also said: "Be careful, this is not a trick." ”
The master didn't dare to act rashly. After another half an hour floated, the fisherwoman was old and sleepy, and she snoozed with her eyes closed. The master thought that there was an opportunity to take advantage of it, so he quietly dropped a silver coin from his sleeve, meaning to ask the fisherwoman to see.
The fisherwoman just held the oar steady, and kept her face facing the waves, as if she didn't notice it at all.
The master was in a hurry, so he threw two more of them, and this time they were at her feet. Only then did she turn her face and look at him, obviously frowning, but smiling a little. The three souls of the master walked seven souls, only to pick silver, crawled at the feet of the fisherwoman, and pinched her shoes.
The fisherwoman shrunk her feet and said, "What are you doing?" "It's not loud either.
The master was overjoyed, and when the cabin covered the fisherwoman's eyes, he reached out and touched the fisherwoman's whole body, and said indiscriminately: "Good lady! You have obeyed me, and I will give you both silver and silver to wear jewelry, and silk and satin to wear. ”
said that it was too late, and then it was too fast, and the fisherwoman's hand moved. The boat shook to the side. Before the master's hand touched her body, he rolled out. The fisherwoman raised two willow eyebrows, pointed at the master and scolded: "! ”
The fisherwoman woke up and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
The fisherwoman's halberd pointed and scolded: "Mother, look at this lard that has blinded the heart of the five thunders and thunder of the sky, thinking that we are his sisters and aunts who leaned on the door and laughed and had sores and pus!" Throw two white things that can't be found in the water and dare to bully the door. And you wrapped the wontons overnight, took out the knife and cut the noodles, and you recognized that your aunt and grandmother spared you in the previous life! ”
This journey was crunchy, and the scolding made the master dizzy, so that he knew that this fishergirl was not easy to mess with. He was afraid that he would really be thrown into the water, so he had to apologize and said: "It was I who had no eyes and collided with the little lady." These silver taels are not a tribute, give the little lady-" The fisherwoman glared, and he turned to the fisherwoman and said, "Give the eldest sister a cup of tea." ”
The fisherwoman interceded with the fisherwoman, "Daughter, he doesn't understand the stranger. You laughed and laughed at the beginning, but there was something wrong with ......."
When the fisherwoman heard this, she said angrily: "I laughed at me, what is the ****?" I laughed, he was going to kill people and set fires? If you don't hunt cats and fish, it's really unreasonable! ”
The master was so amused by her scolding that he couldn't help but smile. The fisherwoman immediately pointed at him and said, "Look at you! He laughs too! Should I rip off his pants and cut his intestines? ”
The fisherwoman lowered her face and said, "The girl's family." What do you hear from you! ”
The fisherwoman pursed her lips and stopped talking. The fisherwoman said again: "Thinking of other people's first offenses, this late autumn is cold, don't really take them down." ”
The fisherwoman said, "Then I won't take him anymore." The fisherwoman was helpless, so she pointed to the side and said, "The shore is shallow, so you can moor the boat." Guest officer, up here, there is a road, go down a mile, is a large village. You can buy another car and boat over there! ”
The master could only agree. The fisherwoman turned the oar. The boat anchored the shore, and the fisherwoman held the penny against it and said, "The guest officer is better." "When the master went ashore, he had already copied the reins of the ship in his hand.
The fisherwoman turned her face and snorted. The master had changed his face and shouted, "Good for you pair of thieves!" Dare to invest in the enemy and rebel, can't I let you go this time?! ”
The fisherwoman, mother and daughter were taken by surprise and froze. The master said loudly: "Look at the thieves in your cabin!" I bow down to the government! ”
According to his meaning, he used words to scare the fisherwoman, mother and daughter. He thought that he was afraid of their mother and daughter in the water, but he was not afraid when he went ashore. He is a big man, his strength is always greater than theirs, and he grabbed the ship cable in his hand, and he was afraid that they would fly to the sky?
When the fisherwoman and daughter heard him shouting like this, they looked at each other, and they jumped into the water with two sounds. The master was also anxious when he saw it, and hurriedly said, "What are you looking for to die?" I have no grudge against you, and I will not take your life. Come on! If you have something to discuss. ”
As he spoke, the master suddenly felt that something was wrong: why did this mother and daughter suddenly seek death? There must be something else going on in there. He looked out in all directions, and sure enough, he heard the sound of splashing water. The mother and daughter had come ashore from somewhere else.
Turns out they wanted to sneak up on him! The master saw the fisherwoman rushing towards him. He sneered: Just you, a woman, still want to fight me? He wanted to deal with it with his fists, but suddenly felt that the fisherwoman was vigorous and very disciplined, like a practitioner, and his heart moved, and he changed his way of coping.
The so-called cute things have a housekeeping skill. "Keep your head down and squat"!
The master found that something was wrong, and in a hurry, he squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, and shouted: "Admit defeat, stop fighting!" ”
The sound of the wind passed over his head. Hey, the fisherwoman fell?
The master was overjoyed, stood up, thinking that he was so lucky, and reached out to pick the cheapest.
But the fisherwoman saw that he had admitted defeat and wanted to let him go. Who knew that the master would come to beat her when she wrestled! The fisherwoman sneered and stumbled. The master "cooed" and fell into the stream.
The fisherwoman took a long penny, played the master in the water like a leather ball, pressed it for a while, picked it up for a while, and shouted: "This time I will beat you so that you can no longer recognize me." ”
The master was being picked out of the water, and when he heard this, he asked in a hurry, "Shouldn't you beat me until you can't recognize me anymore?" ”
The fisherwoman really explained to him: "Beat you to ashes, and see what you use to know me." ”
The master couldn't help but laugh when he heard it. The fisherwoman laughed and pushed him back into the water.
The master's stomach was filled with water, and he finally fainted.
The fisherwoman and the fisherwoman pulled him back into the boat, tied him firmly, and went down the stream into the ridge.
The master was woken up and saw a group of people looking at him in surprise. A voice said, "Isn't this Shen Taishou's master?" As he spoke, the master also recognized it: it was actually a soldier of the Xuanwu Army.
It turned out that the Xuanwu Army and the Guangming Army both entered the mountains. This fisherwoman, mother and daughter also went into the mountains. They couldn't live anymore, and they heard that there were gods, heroes, and rebellious officers and soldiers in the ridge, and they were all corporal Lixian and tolerant of all rivers, so they packed up some belongings in the cabin and went into the ridge to take refuge.
Speaking of this pair of fisherwomen, mother and daughter, it is not idle - only that the iron flute was left by the fisherwoman's father, who was famous in the rivers and lakes back then, called the iron flute fisherman.
After the iron flute fisherman's father died of illness, the fisherwoman's mother and daughter fished and farmed and weaved, and never insulted the fisherman's family style. It's just a widow and an orphan daughter, and life is really difficult.
This time, they were also worried that there would be no good votes, and they were afraid that people would not be willing to take them in. Carrying the master, he only wanted to do personal favors, but seeing that he was arrogant and burdened, the mother and daughter already had some eyes in their eyes, and they didn't make up their minds to do it for a while, and they were not polite when he died by himself.
When he was caught in the ridge like this, he thought that his gold and silver would be used as a stepping stone, and that he could serve wine to the heroes with all his flesh and skin. Unexpectedly, the Xuanwu soldiers recognized the master and were overjoyed, so they sent people into the mountains to report Chenxing and Siling, saying that this enemy had come to the door and could be fried and fried.
The master was shocked, and hurriedly told him not to say anything, and took the initiative to ask for a confession of the military situation, so he said that the imperial court had dispatched an army to encircle and suppress Chenxing. He was originally Shen Yiluo's confidant, and he could tell some details and real hammers. The Xuanwu soldiers knew that it was powerful, and they made up for it to fly to the Chenxing.
The others here took the fisherwoman, mother and daughter, and carried the master, and had to torture the military information from the master's mouth, and walked a little slowly. The master was caught in the water again, and he asked the soup woman for spicy noodle soup, and he couldn't stop pleading.
These people are also inexperienced, and although the master is pitiful, although he also scolded him, he tried to take care of him as much as possible, and also loosened the restraint and supervision. was unprepared all night, and was fled by the master.
Chen Xing and Si Ling heard that they had captured the master, and they came together. By the time they arrived, the master was gone. The guards knelt on the ground and pleaded guilty, and the fisherwoman, mother and daughter also blamed themselves.
Chenxing is a person who understands, and first comforted the fisherwoman's mother and daughter and said, "You are here as a gift." The gift was slippery, and many of us big men didn't look at it, how can I blame you. "He himself and his men are martialized. Those soldiers did not do their jobs well, and there was no complaint about receiving responsibility.
Si Ling only hated the master's treachery, and felt that she couldn't blame the soldiers entirely, she wanted to ask for a favor, and it was inconvenient for her to intervene in Chenxing's punishment of his subordinates. She changed her head and said to Chenxing: "I have an idea when he runs." Either he doesn't tell the people over there that he confesses. If he says he's recruited, and the people over there are on guard, but I have an idea of what to do, do you want to listen? ”
When Chen Xing heard this, he realized: "It's really good." ”
The two men said their ideas, and they did the same, slapping their palms and laughing.
But it was said that the imperial court had sent a large army over, and there was a supply team to release grain and grass. The grain and grass army walked and walked, and heard the herald come to fly, saying that the Renling traitors were coming to rob the grain and grass, and told them to be on guard.
It turned out that the master fled back, although he didn't dare to say that he confessed the information, but he changed his rhetoric, saying that he desperately heard a piece of information from the enemy: the enemy had detected the route of the grain and grass army and was coming to rob the grain and grass!
In this way, the master did not miss a major event, and he had done his duty to call the officers and soldiers to be vigilant, and he also made a great contribution to spying on intelligence. This ghost idea, except for the master, few people can come up with it.
When the two grain and grass soldiers heard that someone was going to rob us, they were frightened to death, and complained: "Since we knew that someone was coming to rob, we should have sent troops to protect us, but they told us to be on guard." How can we be on guard? ”
The herald said: "The original backup, but it didn't go as fast as me." More than ten miles further on, someone will answer. The grain and grass team sneered: "Let's go! Walking is not as fast as you, I'm afraid that they are all old, weak, sick and disabled, how to respond? ”
The herald should not have spoken, and fled as if he were flying. The grain and grass team shouted, "Stop! I'm afraid that we will cause you to die? "Heralds run faster.
The grain and grass team scolded for a while, but they couldn't, shook their spirits, grabbed the blade, and continued to move forward. The advance soldiers were trembling and exploring the way, but they heard someone talking in the grass on the side of the road: "Brother Liu, you said that the leader asked us to ambush us here to rob the army food, what are the chances of winning?" (To be continued.) )