"Is He Shao crazy? What a smirk! Onlooker A is whispering. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

No one saw Ji Jida pop out of the sleeve of his right hand a crystal ice pick, this is the ability of Ji Jida's right hand to instantly compress and freeze the water vapor in the air into an ice pick, which has nothing to do with the ice pick technique of the immortal cultivator, and it is not as powerful as the ice pick technique, but it is still more than enough to deal with this somewhat strange function of He Shao.

This He Shao is really strong-willed, and he can continue to attack Ji Jida while laughing wildly, it seems that he can't end this funny fight if he doesn't give him a little bit of power.

Ji Jida used the elegant body of the ghost skill to avoid He Shao's stormy attack very strangely, and popped an ice pick from the sleeve of his right hand, which was directly inserted into He Shao's sphincter, if his sphincter failed, hehe, he should be incontinent.

Oops!

He Shao suddenly covered his **** and Xiao Jiji with his hands in the clouds, because the feeling of urinating and urinating in the crotch of his pants at any time was getting stronger and stronger, and he was about to hold back it.

"Hahaha...... Walk! ”

He Shao gritted his teeth and laughed wildly and called his subordinates to start retreating, those dog-legged people saw that their boss had been laughing and attacking wildly, and they thought that their boss had the upper hand, how could they go? Don't want your reputation?

Whoa......

"Ahh It stinks! ”

"Why don't you pull the in your crotch......"

Hahaha......

This is the ridicule of the onlookers, the glory of He Shao's four evil young children is lost, once that aura is lost, this He Shao is a water dog that can be beaten by others, to be precise, a dog that fell into the dung pit.

The onlookers all covered their noses, "pop", He Shao saw that his dog-legged armor was actually covering his nose, and he was really angry before he took out the hand covering his ass and slapped him, bang......

From the rooftop to the downstairs bathroom, it's all!

He Shao was hit so hard, and he didn't know if it was a real illness or a fake illness, anyway, he went to the hospital, and he never returned to school later, it is said that he was employed in his own casino, and he also became a new generation of gambling kings!

Da Shao Kunxing and Si Shao Er Ya have not returned to the campus, the third Shaotian Jinzhong is low-key Taoguang Yanghui, the second Shao He Shi pulled a crotch and dropped out of school directly, the current Huaining Middle School is a group of dragons without a leader, although some students have taken refuge in Ji Jida's friend Li Huanhuan, but Lao Fei is indeed not a big brother, and Ji Jida is not only tranquil by nature, but also has the task of protecting flowers, and he can't go back to school at night.

However, since the disappearance of the four evils, Lao Fei's protection fee has been collected smoothly, but most of them treat him as a fool, and it is also for the sake of his boss Ji Jida's face, and share a little leftover soup with him, Li Huanhuan, who has nothing to pursue, is now the most satisfying time to live.

That Zhao Liang has no experience in the rivers and lakes, and he is currently Li Huanhuan's super follower, but sometimes he sighs in a daze inexplicably, and whenever this time comes, Li Huanhuan will teach him a hard lesson.

The most speechless thing is that Shui Hong couldn't bear the loneliness, and actually set up a "Hehe Gate", gathered a large number of followers, and attracted the first beauty Yelu Huahong, so that the boys who like to play in the school also joined, and Yanran became the first big gang in Huaining Middle School. However, it is said that the addition of Xiao Yao and Yelu Hua Bonus was with the consent of Ji Jida.

In fact, under Ji Jida's cold eyes, he naturally knew that this Hehemen was actually following the routine of Hehuanmen, and this Shui Hong was originally a disciple of Hehuanmen.

This Hehemen looks like hee-hee all day long, but all of them are some peripheral disciples, these disciples are cannon fodder, and the real core disciples are all in accordance with the rules of Hehuanmen.

Of course, the reason why Ji Jida would allow Shui Hong to mess around so unscrupulously is that Shui Hong is willing to be controlled by Ji Jida, and this Shui Hong doesn't know what stimulation she is in, she is willing to be controlled by Ji Ji Da and develop her own power, maybe she doesn't want to live so hard and humble anymore after losing her mana.

Compared with the chaotic melee of the princes in the school, Wufu is better, at most it is the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Ji Jida and those two beauties can't finish talking, Ji Jida is looking for every opportunity to peep at Wu Meimei and Wen Yueyue, as long as they find out, they will beat Ji Jida violently, and Ji Jida, who is practicing body alchemy, doesn't look at these pink fists and legs at all, and bears all of them as body refining.

Such a noisy and warm night seems to make them very intoxicated, and when they are tired of playing, they will eat supper in the middle of the night, and that supper is naturally instant noodles, and Ji Jida has already hidden a box of instant noodles under the bed.

The aromatic smell of instant noodles every night finally caused trouble, and I don't know what it was in the old mansion of this martial arts, anyway, there are many such unclean things.

This night, the three of them giggled and played until late at night, and after the three of them took turns to take a bath, they were going to have a bedtime supper instant noodles as usual, and Ji Ji soaked three buckets of instant noodles.

After filling the boiling water and covering the lid, they naturally have to wait for three or two minutes, and they also have programs in these three or two minutes, from meat jokes to ghost stories, they will naturally not be idle.

"Ji Jida, tell a joke and be appetizing!" Wen Yueyue said with a mouthful of instant noodles.

"Okay! It is said that there is a person who is constipated and squatted in the toilet cubicle for a long time and did not pull it out. Suddenly, there was a sloppy sound from the next compartment, and this person sniffed his nose and said enviously, I really envy you, you so heartily. As a result, the man next door sighed and said, what are you envious, I haven't taken off my pants yet! Ji Ji sniffed wildly and said.

Hahaha......

"Disgusting to death! Wen Yueyue, punish you for telling a little story related to instant noodles! Wu Meimei said in an exaggerated disgusting manner.

Wen Yueyue pouted and said, Okay, let me tell you a true story, my brother doesn't like my mother's cooking very much, but likes to eat instant noodles. One day my mother didn't cook, and my brother wanted to eat instant noodles again, so my mother scolded him: "Mom didn't cook vegetables, you won't go out to buy bento?" Eating instant noodles is not nutritious! My brother said, "I just like instant noodles, whatever!" "Alas! Mom told you that instant noodles are really not a good thing, and that there is a young lady in your father's company, so in order to save money, she eats instant noodles in the morning, instant noodles at noon, and instant noodles at night. I ate instant noodles every day, but she died three months later! The younger brother was shocked and said, "Really? Mom's face sank and said, "How could Mom lie to you?" Really! The younger brother asked weakly, "Then how did she die?" My mother said insidiously: "This, I had a car accident while buying instant noodles......"

Hahaha......

"Hehe, it turns out that someone still remembers me......" A female voice came from the direction of the bathroom.