Fanyi: Be my daughter-in-law

PS: What happened in this chapter was after the Gintama Immortal unified the Six Realms. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Five thousand years have passed since the defeat of Yan Jun to restore the normal operation of the Yin Division, and at the same time establish the God Realm, the Demon Realm, the Immortal Realm, the Demon Realm, the Ghost Realm, and the Human Realm.

"If love is not heavy, it will not give birth to a woman, and if you don't think of one, you will not give birth to a pure land. These two sentences are a stepping stone into the feast, remember? Maruko shoved a crumpled invitation into Aunt Baozi's hand, and said again without waiting for her to speak.

"You behave well, I'll go and say something nice to Lord Gintama, the pills and talismans you want are all wrapped in me, all of them are top-notch, and I'll find you a place to survive the catastrophe when you hit the Great Yi Immortal, don't worry, I guarantee that it won't almost become a charcoal-grilled bun like last time."

On a desolate hill, the white moonlight shines through the sparse branches, casting mottled shadows, and in the shadows, a stumbling young man lowers his head to coax a chubby girl in front of him.

The handsome boy is none other than Maruko, the little prince of the Demon Realm---. At this time, he was already the ruler of the Demon Realm, and he was also the youngest leader in the history of the Demon Realm, but at this time, he was standing on the barren mountain outside the Land Temple, but he was doing the trick of coaxing mortal women.

"Why did you let me go?" Aunt Baozi reluctantly raised her face, and on her round face, a pair of big eyes like black grapes stared at the same pair of big black grape eyes.

"Oh, do you still want to practice? Go quickly, go quickly, and be careful of being beaten if you miss the time. Maruko snorted, afraid that the girl would grind again, and threw her a rune, "It's a thank you gift, go quickly, I'll find the Immortal Master to get you some more cultivation resources, just don't mess me up tonight." ”

While the girl was stunned, the balls had already slipped with oil on the soles of her feet, and she couldn't even see a shadow, so Aunt Baozi made a few strokes with her fists. However, it is useless, at this moment, the gloomy yin wind passes through the woods, with the weird atmosphere of "squirming", the girl in a green robe can't help but shudder, it's so terrible, every time she walks in the yin, it makes her miserable, so she must live, live to the wasteland, and never die, so that she doesn't have to report on it.

Tidying up the robe, Aunt Baozi put the talisman that the pill threw to her on the door of her head, hugged her shoulders and shook it step by step into the range of the Land Temple, the little soldiers guarding the city had already seen this woman from the mortal world, but it was very strange why she had a talisman with no aura at all on her head every time she came.

Aunt Baozi mustered up her courage and shook the invitation in her hand, and the soldiers guarding the city hurriedly withdrew their eyes and opened the city gate to let her in. There is a big event going on tonight in the Holy Lord's Mansion in the Netherworld, and those who are asked will hold a white invitation card with intricate patterns painted on it.

It is said to be the masterpiece of the lady of the Silver Soul Immortal, no one can understand what is painted on it, anyway, the little soldier has already been trained, and when he sees this complex pattern, he will be released immediately, otherwise he will be known by Lord Huang Dou Huang, and he will be pulled out alone to teach for three days and three nights.

Aunt Baozi took the invitation card and went inside, familiar with the road, after the land temple, you will see a black river, take out the unique paper armor horse of Maoshan and tie it to her legs, "whoosh" from the crowded black river over the sky, Aunt Baozi closed her eyes tightly, she didn't want to see the full mouth of the fangs of the three-foot-high devil fish jumping from the black river, every time these terrifying devil rays wanted to drag her into the river.

Maruki said that this kind of fish is very delicious, once it was specially sent to Maoshan Zong, but she meditated alone in the back mountain, and when she saw everyone eating the fish on the table at dinner, she couldn't help but eat a bite, and vomited most of the night.

Sect Master Xiao had no choice but to send an urgent spirit to Lord Silver Soul in the fairy world, and as a result, he was diagnosed with an allergy to demonfish. This matter was laughed at by the apprentices and grandchildren on the mountain for several days, especially the bull-nosed trail, his nephew Xiao Ming, who almost burst his belly with laughter that day, "Little aunt, see if you are still hungry in the future!" ”

That was many years ago, she is now fourteen years old, and she has been practicing in the fairy world for 4,000 years, and she is no longer the little girl who is playing tricks, but the damage that the magic fish gave her will never be forgotten in this life.

Traveling all the way, not far from the Sect Master's Mansion, Aunt Baozi descended from the air and found a place to unload the paper armor horse and put it in the storage bag given by the pills.

As soon as she saw this, the girl was angry, when the nephew found her master at night, that is, Xiao Ming's master's uncle, the two muttered and discussed for most of the night, and the next day she was notified to go to a place to practice, and as a result, a little doll who rode a wooden stick and wore open crotch pants came, and when they met, they gave her this storage bag, and tricked her into staying in the demon world for a thousand years.

When I arrived at the gate of the Sect Master's Mansion, I saw people coming and going on the street, and people from all walks of life who were invited to the banquet were endless. There is a first-class red light building hanging on the tall gatehouse, compared with the overall black and white atmosphere in the Yin Si, it is even more weird here, Aunt Baozi is speechless, "Isn't this Zhonglihua too unreliable?" In addition to the fiery red flowers on the other side, the color here is the most conspicuous for her, it seems that Yan Jun was afraid of his wife Gu by Liuliu, and now he can't even control Zhonglihua. ”

Aunt Baozi slandered such a long paragraph in her heart, and she forgot all about the entrance order that Maruko told her.

"Saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter?" A ghost guarding the door looked at Aunt Baozi strangely, "What you said is the wrong password!" ”

"That is: put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot." Aunt Baozi was sweating profusely, and after a while, she told all the Buddhist classics she had heard.

"Still not right!" The ghost stared at her with big black eyes.

That's not right, that's not right, which one is it? Why does she, a Taoist monk, recite Buddhist quotations? I'm angry, this damn little demon king, relying on his own request for him, changed his way to torture her, if he didn't remember the master's teachings, he must master the method of how to give birth to a mortal spiritual root, so that she would not be like a qi bag here.

Aunt Baozi was discouraged, and she bent her ears to listen to what everyone said, but this perverted ghost "swooped" and made an isolation obstacle, and she was so angry that she wanted to go up and strangle him.

"Buns? Why don't you go in? "Thankfully, someone finally knows her.

Aunt Baozi turned around happily, behind her was a bicycle that only existed in the mortal world, and the owner of the car looked at her with a smile, sitting on a small longbao in the back seat of the car, eating marshmallows.

"Lord Huang." Aunt Baozi blessed her body with Huang Doudou, and people in the fairy world would salute like this when they saw Huang Doudou, so Bao Zi also did the same, although she felt very awkward, in private, she and the wife of the legendary god were ...... Girlfriends!

"I forgot the code words." Aunt Baozi squeezed her eyes with the little meat bun in the back seat of the car, but the little kid turned around in disgust, hid the marshmallow behind her and ate it quietly.

Aunt Baozi's greedy reputation has long been despised by this little meat bun more than a thousand times, no one wants to snatch the food from his hands, you must know that let his father buy him this marshmallow, he has been cultivating alone in the Chaos World for more than half a year.

"Come with me!" Huang Doudou patted her shoulder with a smile, pushed the car and went inside, the ghost at the door stood straight, and did not forget to salute Huang Doudou, Aunt Baozi smiled bitterly, "Why don't you say code words?" ”

"Don't you see what the banner says on the outside?"

"What?" Aunt Baozi ran her brain quickly, and just now she did see a long red banner on the gatehouse outside, because she complained about Zhong Lihua, she simply glanced at it, and now she recalls it carefully, and she is shocked.

"The first single man and woman blind date conference!" In the corner of the banner is a line of small letters, "Undertaker: Huang Doudou." ”

"Huh? Why should I go to a blind date? "Baozihua is discolored, this damn little demon king, his mother asked him to come on a blind date, but he lied to her.

"Hehe, Baozi, I don't mind if you kiss and kiss, how about being my daughter-in-law?" (To be continued.) )