Chapter 3 There are guests who come to the masters, and they are all pretending

With Uncle Qin's help, Qin Aide followed Uncle Qin back to Uncle Qin's hometown, and after obtaining a household registration under the identity of "Qin Aide" in a small village within the jurisdiction of Mianyang City, Sichuan Province, he began to learn the 'Sun Wu Taoism' with Uncle Qin. Pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info 4 months down, in fact, Uncle Qin also entrusted a lot of connections to help Qin Ed find his relatives, but when Liang Yifu found him at that time, he had nothing on him, no money, no ID card, which was equivalent to a black household, but he had a 'One Piece Logo' necklace in his pocket, this thing searched for a treasure, and you could find a lot of things with the same style, all rotten on the street. Uncle Qin has always been obsessed with Qin Aide's affairs, but when he recalled the situation when he met him in the underworld, Uncle Qin found another problem, that is, his soul seems to have amnesia, and it is the kind of amnesia that is very even, that is, he can live by himself, and he knows everything in modern society, but he has forgotten all the past memories related to the characters, even his own identity.

At this time, Uncle Qin was sitting behind the somewhat dilapidated computer desk in the store, playing solitaire in neutral, while thinking that he had been wise all his life, and he was ruined by carelessness for a while, and he was ashamed of his wife and his daughter in Singapore in his life. Now it also ruined the life of a young man, and when I think of his 'ghost heart'. Uncle Qin couldn't help but sigh again, then he raised his head and saw Liang Yifu who was sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and he was extremely unhappy, why didn't this big apprentice have this time to practice spells well, but he just spent playing games here. He said dissatisfiedly: "Stinky boy, if you have nothing to do, go to the yard to sweep the floor, or go to the inner room to cultivate your internal qi with your junior brother, don't always play games in the house."

Liang Yifu hurriedly put his mobile phone in his trouser pocket, looked at Uncle Qin and said with a smile: "What did I say... I swept the ground as soon as I came in the morning, Uncle Qin, weren't you playing a game just now...". Uncle Qin glared at Liang Yifu and said, "Your uncle and I are thinking about the problem, understand." After Uncle Qin finished speaking, he stood up and walked towards the back room.

Liang Yifu looked at Uncle Qin's back with disdain, stood up and came to the yard to pick up a broom and sweep up the fallen leaves. When he swept hard, suddenly a south wind blew, blowing away the leaves he had just swept into a pile, Liang Yifu shouted with a sad face: ", don't let me get better, Nima is hot this day." At this time, an uncle about forty years old with a Mediterranean hairstyle on his head walked in at the door, followed by a girl about twenty-four or five-year-old. The uncle happened to hear Liang Yifu complaining, so he smiled and said, "Xiao Liang, what's wrong with you kid?" Alas, the master scolded".

Liang Yifu looked up and found that it was a big acquaintance, he smiled and said, "Hey, isn't this Lao Jin, what kind of wind blew you over, you are the master of the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, what's wrong?" Haunted at home? ”

Lao Jin hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Go, go, your house is haunted, don't talk about this, is your master here?" Lao Jin said as he glanced at Liang Yifu.

Liang Yifu knew in his heart that there was business coming to the door. "Here, he's in there" Liang Yifu casually threw the broom into the corner of the wall and accurately threw the broom into the trash.

Liang Yifu went to the yard to sweep the leaves, and Uncle Qin was in the inner room to check the situation of Qin Aide's painting talisman, at this time, Uncle Qin was holding the 'Fire Breaking Talisman' that Qin Aide had just drawn, and said in amazement: "I only learned the Fire Breaking Talisman today, and after practicing for such a short time, I can draw a talisman with spiritual power, well, it's very good!" ”。 Qin Ide sat at the table and kept drawing more than 30 talismans with different uses that he had just comprehended in the 'Sun Wu Dao Fa-Fu Chapter' in the past four months.

Hearing Uncle Qin speak, he stopped his pen and looked up at Uncle Qin, and asked a little embarrassedly, "Uncle Qin... What kind of spiritual power are you talking about? Isn't this how these talismans are drawn? You taught me to draw this the other day, so I guess I'm right."

Uncle Qin smiled with relief, suddenly felt an itch in his chest, he quickly took out a handkerchief to cover his mouth, coughed dryly, he removed the handkerchief, and it was dyed bright red. He hurriedly wrapped his handkerchief and threw it at the trash can beside him. Then he looked at Qin Ide and said: "That's right, it's not wrong, on the contrary, you draw it very well, the aura in this talisman is generated by how you have mastered how to use your own mental power, and when you draw a talisman, you must inject a little mental power into the process, well, simply put, you must concentrate on drawing without distractions, but your kid has a very high level of understanding, have you ever practiced a method of other schools before, or a method to control mental power."

Qin Ide smiled: "Uncle Qin, have you forgotten, I am the 'invincible amnesiac patient in the world' as my senior brother said, I have forgotten all the previous things, and I don't know if I have studied it." Uncle Qin nodded and said with emotion: "Yes... It's all a momentary negligence on the part of the teacher, I think you've been practicing kung fu for the past few months, it's time for you to find a chance to practice."

When Qin Ide heard Uncle Qin say this, he was at a loss, and asked, "Practice?" Do you want me to catch ghosts? But I haven't learned how to drive the power of this spell, I'm afraid the ghost won't catch it, but the ghost will catch it."

Uncle Qin came to Qin Aide's side, patted him on the shoulder, and said at the same time, "Are you kid afraid?" You follow the stinky boy first, you watch him do something, you can just draw a scoop according to the gourd, the power of the driving talisman is actually very simple, that is, when you want to use it, inject a little mental power into it again, and then stick it on the ghost's body; With your current cultivation, you can't directly activate the power of the talisman purely by telekinesis for the time being, but it's okay, take your time." After Uncle Qin finished speaking, he coughed twice.

"Uncle Qin, Uncle Qin! Lao Jin is here, he wants to see you" At this time, Liang Yifu's shout came from outside. Uncle Qin straightened up, put on a sanctimonious expression, and walked towards the store.

When Lao Jin saw Uncle Qin walking out, he introduced to the girl next to him: "This is the Mr. Qin I mentioned to you, he is a master of exorcism and ghost catching." The girl looked at Uncle Qin and nodded slightly, just about to introduce herself. Uncle Qin put on an unfathomable look and said: "Cheng En Yu Lu must meet the horse, tie the knot and pay attention to Bingshen, don't ask Jia to be restless at midnight, only sigh at the loss of others' morality."

When the girl heard such an inexplicable poem from Uncle Qin's mouth, she was immediately stunned. Uncle Qin didn't speak again after saying this poem. The people in the store didn't know how to answer his words, and even Qin Aide in the inner room felt strange after hearing it, in the past four months, Uncle Qin basically didn't take a single order related to catching ghosts and warding off evil spirits, and stayed in the store to teach Qin Aide how to master the knowledge in the 'Fu Gang Chapter'. Now that he finally saw his master start to do business, he kept thinking about the mystery in his master's words, could his master really be so powerful that he could predict the prophet?

At this point, only Liang Yifu knows what Uncle Qin wants to do, the poem Uncle Qin said is actually made up by himself, usually, Uncle Qin divides customers into three categories, the first category is suspicious, the second category is that something is clearly going wrong, but the heart is still half-convinced, and the third type is knowing and believing; No matter what kind of thing it is, Uncle Qin will come to a poem to bluff the other party when they meet for the first time, so that the other party will fall into thinking about the connotation of the poem, and stabilize the other party's heart first. Speaking of the connotation of these poems, I am afraid that even the old man himself does not know what the meaning of these poems is.

Uncle Qin saw that the atmosphere was almost over, so he continued: "This young lady, the old man sees that your face is bloodless, your eyes are not full of energy, you either work overtime and stay up late and your body is weak, or you are frightened by something." When Liang Yifu heard Uncle Qin say this, he couldn't help but secretly say in his heart, isn't this nonsense, can the customer Lao Jin find be a frightened person.

The girl stared at Uncle Qin with wide eyes, thinking that this master was really godly, and she could see her own faults by looking at her appearance, and the poem she just said when she entered the door, the first two sentences didn't seem to have anything to do with her, but the last two sentences seemed to point out the purpose of her coming today. The girl hurriedly said: "That, master, you are so powerful, I haven't said what happened to me, you have already figured it out."

Uncle Qin smiled slightly and said: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, the old man pinched his fingers this morning and knew that there was a distinguished guest coming to the door today, and this distinguished guest was in need of the meager help of the old man, and this distinguished guest is a man or a woman, and the old man is ashamed not to figure it out." When Uncle Qin said this, Qin Ide in the inner room was a little crying and laughing, in the past few months, Qin Ide has learned how to fool people under the brainwashing of Uncle Qin and Liang Yifu; Now what Uncle Qin said is clearly "I fooled you, fooled you hard, and fooled you to death." No matter whether it is a man or a woman who comes in, you have to talk to him like this, and only by retreating can you show your superior demeanor.

At this time, Lao Jin stood beside the girl and smiled awkwardly, and said, "That, Mr. Qin, this kid has encountered something terrible, you must help... I still have some things to do today, so I won't stay..."Lao Jin finished speaking, and prepared to leave. Uncle Qin looked at Lao Jin and nodded, and Lao Jin walked quickly out of the courtyard. Speaking of this Mediterranean hairstyle uncle 'Lao Jin', he is an old friend who has known Uncle Qin for ten years, simply put, he is a master of bringing business to Uncle Qin, no matter whether the customer really encounters any supernatural events, he will bring his head here, because this old gold He has a commission, and occasionally gives Uncle Qin as a trust, pushing the atmosphere of Uncle Qin's master to a supreme point.

After Lao Jin left, Liang Yifu poured a glass of water from the inner room and handed it to the girl, asking her to sit down and slowly explain what happened to her. After the girl sat down, she looked at Uncle Qin with a tangled face, Uncle Qin had been standing still, she organized her language and said, "Actually, I, I met a ghost... Many colleagues in the company have also seen it working overtime at night, that... The ghost is smashing things in the office...". When the girl said this, she didn't know what to say.

Uncle Qin frowned, and gave Liang Yifu a look, Liang Yifu understood, looked at the girl and asked, "Don't be afraid, can you tell me in detail?" When did this ghost appear, did he do anything other than smash things, and did he tell you anything? ”。

The girl was very nervous at this time, and seemed to be very reluctant to recall those things, she clenched the cup in her hand and continued: "About half a month ago, there was a male colleague in my company who stayed there alone to work overtime, and at 9 o'clock in the evening, he was going to pack up and go home, but at this time he saw a person sitting on the chair on the opposite desk, he thought that a colleague came back to him to have supper, and by the way, he teased himself, he stood up and looked ahead, just... And he saw that the demon was staring at him."

The girl paused at this point and continued: "He... He fell ill the next day and didn't come to work, no matter how many people worked overtime in the office since that night, as long as it was 9 o'clock, the ghost would appear and smash the things in the office, and also, while saying that Sister Chen was a liar, a liar, and that Sister Chen was a fraud gang or something..."The girl spoke a little incoherently, but Uncle Qin and Liang Yifu already understood what the situation was.

Liang Yifu turned his head to look at Uncle Qin and asked, "Uncle Qin, it seems that this is acting." The 'acting' mentioned here is actually the code word spoken by Uncle Qin and Liang Yifu, and 'acting' means that the matter is a real thing, and you have to use real skills to solve it. On the contrary, if the matter is just the employer's own suspicion, it is called a 'water matter', and he can earn a lot of 'red envelope money' by making a few talismans for him to stick inside.

Uncle Qin pondered for a moment and said, "You said that this guy only shows up after 9 o'clock every time, and doesn't show up at other times of the night, huh?" Little girl, don't your leaders know about this? Why are you in charge of this matter yourself?"

The girl looked at Uncle Qin and said helplessly: "Of course I know, the ghost said that Sister Chen is the big leader of our company, I am his assistant, she asked me to find a master to come back and arrest the ghost, I inquired for a week, and finally found Uncle Jin to take me to Master Qin."

Uncle Qin nodded, and at this time Liang Yifu was puzzled, looked at the girl and asked, "Your leader knows that the office is haunted, so why don't you find someone to deal with it yourself, but let you find someone to deal with it?" ”。

The girl shook her head and said, "I don't know what she thinks, but Sister Chen said that whoever can get that ghost away, she is willing to pay 80,000 yuan." After the girl finished speaking, she looked at Uncle Qin with a wistful expression.

When Uncle Qin heard the key word '80,000 yuan', a subtle light flashed in his eyes. He sighed deeply and said: "It is the duty of a cultivator to subdue demons and subdue demons, this money is nothing more than something outside the body, the old man sees that you and your colleagues are also deeply troubled by this evil debt for a long time, this time you can find the old decay me, it can be regarded as the guidance of God, the old decay must do his best."

When the girl heard Uncle Qin say this, she showed a happy expression and said, "Master, it's good that you are willing to help, Sister Chen has been urging me for several days, and no one in the company dares to go back to work in the past few days, and said that if I can't find a master to catch ghosts, I will be dismissed."

Liang Yifu sweated profusely when he heard this girl's words, and knew that there was a strange leader, but this girl's leader was a 'bully flower in a strange way'. When my company is haunted, I don't personally find a master to deal with it, but embarrass an employee to do it, which is really speechless.

After Uncle Qin responded to this matter, the girl left the address of her office and the contact information of her strange leader, Sister Chen, and left in a hurry.

Liang Yifu looked at Uncle Qin with the note in his hand and asked: "I said Uncle Qin, you said that this matter, can you get the money after you finish it, I always think that her leader is not very reliable." Uncle Qin coughed dryly and said, "You kid has been with me for a long time, why are you still worrying about this kind of thing?" Who in this world do you say is not afraid of ghosts? ”。

"Yes, those who do our job are not afraid" Liang Yifu just said after that, and suddenly felt bad.

"Get out! If Nimana's customers are not afraid of ghosts and still come to us to dry their hair, go and go, go to the fruit store and buy a few bananas to eat, so as to make up for your pig's head" Uncle Qin roared angrily. Liang Yifu saw that his master was angry, and walked out of the door. After a while, he walked back and asked, "Uncle Qin, do you want to eat?" I'll buy more."

"Eat, eat, you know how to eat, you hurry up and contact that Sister Chen for me, and make an appointment to go up and get things done!" By the way, take Xiaode to an internship! Uncle Qin said dissatisfiedly. For him, a big apprentice, he didn't know why he had to be mentally prepared every time he heard him speak, lest he be angry with him.

Liang Yifu left and went to buy bananas, and at this time, Qin Aide in the inner house also walked out and followed. He caught up with Liang Yifu, Liang Yifu looked at him and asked, "Eh?" Why did you follow up if you didn't study well? ”。

Qin Ide smiled and said, "Hehe, I've been stuffy in it for a long time, come out and breathe." Liang Yifu hugged Qin Aide's shoulders and said, "Did you kid forget that I am your senior brother, Uncle Qin didn't come out to save the scene when he scolded me just now, and I was scolded by Uncle Qin again."

"Senior brother, how dare I come out, by the way, do I really want to go with you to catch ghosts tonight?" Liang Yifu asked curiously.

"I said if you kid want to be an 'NPC', forget it, alas, don't talk about it, the ghost catching thing, I'll call and ask later, it's best to work tonight, I'll finish it early so I can go back and masturbate, Nima will play in two months, and I need to practice" Liang Yifu said.

Liang Yifu walked and walked, looked at Liang Yifu with a lewd smile on his face, and asked, "Eh?" Are you scared, kid? Senior brother, let me tell you, this thing sounds scary, but when you see a lot of ghosts, you become numb, and so do you, just get used to it, you know, anyway, those ghosts basically look scary, and they don't have any skills." Liang Yifu changed his words and began to provide psychological counseling to Qin Ide before catching ghosts.

Qin Ide's personality is more easy-going, listening to his senior brother crackling endlessly along the way, but he listened very carefully, and the pedestrians on the road looked at this pair of strange friends from time to time; I thought it was a neurological patient who was harming a young man who had just entered the WTO.

After lunch, Uncle Qin left Jishantang, and he didn't explain where to go, before going out, he told Liang Yifu not to talk and be careless when he worked, and to take care of his junior brother at all times, and so on, and left. After Uncle Qin left, Liang Yifu had a phone call with the strange leader named Sister Chen, and hung up the phone after making an appointment and explaining some related matters.

The two brothers sat on the sofa and watched the TV series bored, and Nima turned out to be "The Natural World". According to Liang Yifu's method of treating amnesia that he heard from somewhere, saying that watching this show helps amnesiac people recall animal instincts? In other words, this person's amnesia has something to do with animal instincts? Anyway, he fooled his junior brother like this, and this junior brother fooled him stupidly.

"Okay, that strange woman said that she can go to work tonight, junior brother, remember to prepare a charm and a small bottle for ghosts, I think this thing is not difficult, it will be completed in less than half an hour" Liang Yifu finished speaking. walked into the inner room, took out two large bottles of Budweiser in the corner dedicated to storing sundries, and came to the sofa and handed one to Qin Ide. Qin Ed took the beer with a smile, took a sip and said, "That... Ghosts are really easy to catch, don't they go through walls or something?"

Liang Yifu took a sip of beer and looked at Qin Aide and said: "Senior brother, you don't understand this, don't look at them as ghosts, but under normal circumstances, I feel that I will become a superman when I am a ghost, and I will fight with us at the beginning, forget to escape, and finally be found in a small bottle." After Uncle Qin left, the two brothers were talking nonsense while drinking beer. But they didn't know what they were doing tonight, but they were stubble.

After Uncle Qin left Jishantang, he came to the bus stop to wait, at the station he took out his mobile phone and found a set of phones, hesitated, wanted to dial but did not dare to dial, after a moment he sighed and put the mobile phone back in his trouser pocket. Uncle Qin is going to the hospital for a follow-up visit today, the last time he went to the follow-up was about 20 days ago, Uncle Qin took medicine these days and secretly ran to Jishan Hall to eat, he didn't want his apprentice to know that he was terminally ill, after all, he and Liang Yifu have been together for 10 years, and he has already regarded this fatherless and motherless child as his own child, he was afraid that Liang Yifu would be sad when he learned about it, Uncle Qin sighed again, looked at the vehicles coming and going in the distance, and continued to wait for the arrival of the bus.