Chapter Thirty-Eight: Why Scissors Aren't Hammers
The two argued for a long time about the topic of scissors and dung forks, and the golden Jiaojiao scissors in Li Baifeng's dantian gradually took shapeβalthough they were a little ugly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
"Why do you have to make it look like scissors?" Li Baifeng complained: "Isn't it a lot more convenient to make a machete." β
"Where did you come up with all these inexplicable thoughts?" Bai Gu stretched out his trembling index finger and pointed at Li Baifeng, almost poking his head: "You all said Jin Jiao scissors, Jin Jiao scissors, make it into a machete?" Like words? β
"But after all, as long as it can be used, is it?" Li Baifeng asked with innocent eyes in his eyes.
"Why did the Xuanshan Sect come up with such a strange thing as you?" Bai Gu said indignantly: "What do you mean to be able to use it? A hammer is more convenient, why don't you make it a hammer? β
"yes, it's more convenient with a hammer." Li Baifeng clapped his fist high-fives, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
"I'm mad at you!" Bai Gu was furious when he heard this: "Then don't use scissors when you cut your nails, can you give you a hammer?" β
"I use nail clippers to cut my nails, although Uncle Eight taught me how to use scissors when I was a child, I still think nail clippers are more convenient." Li Baifeng scratched his head and corrected seriously.
Bai Gu promised that if he didn't have blood, he would definitely be able to spray the face of the guy who was angry and didn't pay for his life on the other side, why couldn't he understand him?
"I'm not talking to you about cutting nails," Bai Gu patiently explained, "I'm talking to you about scissors and hammers, there are some things that scissors can do, but hammers can't." β
"Like cutting your nails?" Li Baifeng was quick to accept new knowledge.
"I'm not telling you this, can you not hold on to it!" The bones are going crazy.
"Alright, let's stop playing." Li Baifeng saw that it was about to explode, so he stopped teasing it, and said, "But I really don't think I have to stick to scissors." β
Only then did Bai Gu understand that he was pretending just now, and he couldn't help but be angry, and slapped him on the head, but was caught by Li Baifeng's arms, who had been on guard.
It had no choice but to withdraw its hand and explain hatefully: "The reason why I use scissors makes sense. I told you before, what is the biggest feature of this Imperial Treasure Technique? β
"Sharp?" Li Baifeng replied tentatively.
"That's right, it's Sharp." The white bone dots the neck bone, which means correct. "So in order to ensure this, the person who created the Lingbao [Golden Jiao Scissors] and the corresponding Imperial Treasure chose the scissors."
"But wouldn't it be sharper with a razor?" Li Baifeng asked with a confused face.
"Not really." Bai Gu categorically denied: "The reason why you think this way is because you don't understand what the sharpness of the [Golden Jiao Scissors] comes from. β
Speaking of this, it paused for a moment, saw the doubt and expectation in Li Baifeng's eyes, and then continued contentedly: "The combination of rigidity and softness of the dragon and the scissors, as well as the mutual cooperation of the two dragons, have created this unusual sharpness. β
"Rigidity and softness......" Li Baifeng muttered subconsciously.
"Yes, you think, if it were just for the sake of sharpness, wouldn't it be better to make a needle out of the beak of a divine bird? But in fact, this kind of sharpness is only a temporary advantage, and the stamina is insufficient. It's like a dart stuck in a cloth, and although it is easy to penetrate, it is difficult to penetrate. While Bai Gu explained, he also stretched out his hand bones and gestured up and down.
"The scissors are different, although the blade is not very sharp, but the strength is long, even if it is not broken for a moment, the continuous stamina will push it to cut." Bai Gu posed with a stupid-looking scissor hand, cut it twice, and said: "The choice of Jiaolong is also for this consideration, Jiaolong's body is flexible, but it can burst out with fierce and unwieldy strength, which is in line with the principle of combining rigidity and softness." The pair of Jiaojiao are intertwined into scissors, borrowing from each other, and playing the effect of one plus one is greater than two. β
Speaking of this, Bai Gu exclaimed: "In this way, the person who created [Golden Jiao Scissors] is really a genius. β
Li Baifeng raised his hand and asked, "That, I roughly understand, but I still have a question." β
White Bone raised his hand and motioned for him to continue.
"Why use Jiao instead of Dragon? Aren't dragons also creatures that are both rigid and soft? The person who can create such a spiritual treasure must be a giant, and it shouldn't be too difficult for him to catch two dragons, right? β
"Actually, I've thought about this question too......" Bai Gu muttered, "I guessed a few possible reasons, first, he may have some friendship with the dragon clan, and it is not convenient for him to catch the dragon refining treasure. Second, the dragon is not as vicious as Jiao, Jiao is fierce and good at fighting, which is more suitable for this fierce soldier. Thirdly, this reason is a bit idealistic, I guess he may prefer Jiao, after all, people's preferences have a considerable impact on a person. β
Li Baifeng rubbed his chin while listening, and suddenly, his eyes lit up, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Hearing you say this, I suddenly thought of a possibility." β
"Oh?" When Bai Gu heard this, he urged with great interest: "Quick, let's hear it." β
"You say, will it be because the dragon has horns, grab it and prick your hands, it is smooth and comfortable to hold?"
"......" Bai Gu was silent for a moment, and suddenly smiled: "Sounds ...... It seems to make sense. β
"yes, yes." Li Baifeng nodded proudly.
"It's right for you." Bai Gu immediately turned his face, and his backhand was a slap, Li Baifeng didn't expect it to say that he would do it, and he was caught off guard on the head.
Bai Gu shook his hand in satisfaction and mocked, "Do you think that such a powerful person will be as naΓ―ve as you?" β
"I said don't hit me on the head." Li Baifeng muttered angrily. "You must be jealous that I have it, and you don't."
"Jealous of you? You weird head, I don't even want it for me. Bai Gu complained, "But I found that the blow is not bad, and I will fight more in the future." β
"Hmph." Li Baifeng snorted softly, and found that he had unconsciously digressed again, and the golden Jiaojiao scissors he had just formed were still floating boredly in the dantian.
"That," Li Baifeng patted the dantian and asked, "Put aside the matter about the head first, and tell me what to do next?" β
"What's next...... Bai Gu muttered, "Use mana to push the Jin Jiao scissors and go up to the Jiang Palace along the Du vein?" β
"Why an interrogative sentence?" Li Baifeng's eyes widened.
"That's along the duodenum?" Bai Gu scratched his non-existent head suspiciously, not knowing whether he was recalling or conjecturing.
"Alright, I'd better go to the Governor's Pulse." Li Baifeng said weakly. Then, he closed his eyes, looked inwardly at the dantian, and controlled the golden Jiao scissors, which had been neglected for a long time, to slowly ascend along the Du vein.
"What if these scissors pierce my vein......" Li Baifeng muttered. Of course, this is just casual talk, in fact, the flow of mana in the meridians is a very mysterious state, neither is real, and both are real. How to explain it is necessary to resort to metaphysics or quantum physics.