Leng Xiaochou looked at the 'luxury cruise ship' that was about to land with a tangled face. The dilapidated facilities www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion are not the same as the "luxury cruise" in the supermarket poster.

With such a cruise ship sailing on the sea, can her safety be guaranteed?

Leng Xiaochou is hesitating whether he should risk his life and participate in this opportunity to go to sea.

"Little sorrow! Are you teaching kindergarten children stupidly, it's really bad to be in a daze when you're young. Auntie told you that you want to go out for activities.

This time the girl is really good, in our supermarket downstairs, only one of the special prize places have been drawn by you. Boss Mei really made a bloody investment this time. Not only the grand prize of the anniversary raffle, but also a free three-day luxury cruise.

Even those of us who have worked hard for him for 25 years can play for free with him. Auntie, I've lived most of my life, and I've never been on such a big boat, so get on the boat with my aunt."

After speaking, the landlord's fat aunt enthusiastically pulled Leng Xiaochou's arm and happily dragged Leng Xiaochou onto the cruise ship.

Now Leng Xiaochou doesn't have to worry about getting on the cruise, since he has already been on the ship, the next three days will be fun.

When I go back, I can give the little buns in the bean class and tell them about the beautiful scenery of the sea.

Follow the fat aunt to the cabin first to find her room. Hey, an ordinary room where you can't even see a little sea view. Sure enough, it is the style of Boss Mei who has always been 'generous'.

Put away your carry-on bag. Leng Xiaochou went to the deck. I found a place with few people and slept on a recliner.

While waiting, I listened to the chatter of the uncle and aunt with great interest, and praised the rare generosity of Boss Mei. Leng Xiaochou twitched the corner of his mouth. I always feel that I am old, and I have stepped into the ranks of aunts in advance.

I was in a daze, and before I knew it, I fell asleep to the gentle sound of the waves. Until the sound of a green-headed fly buzzing in my ears came from my ears.

"The little girl is alone, it just so happens that the eldest brother is also alone, let's have a companion, the eldest brother has traveled a few times on this route, and he is very familiar with this area."

Leng Xiaochou opened his slightly squinted eyes. The face that looks like a Buddha. It's time to go to the super parody show. She, a mortal, doesn't dare to climb up to your big brother. And 'Buddha', didn't you notice that your mother, Wukong, was glaring at you?

"Amitabha, Buddha, your Wukong is naughty again, go and clean it up~!" After speaking, he squinted and didn't care.

The tonnage of ...... 'Buddha' is high, but the consciousness is still very high, and I feel that I have found my mother 'Wukong'~! It is estimated that his Wukong's mana is strong, and he doesn't dare to entangle himself more, otherwise it will be very difficult to fight against the heavyweight 'Buddha Rulai' with her size.

This side has just walked the 'Buddha', and in the blink of an eye, a toad essence immediately popped out, and he looked at Leng Xiaochou with the thief's hula eyes. "Beauty, alone, add a WeChat, make a friend and play together." The toad's father flashed his waist before setting off and couldn't go to play, his mother was afraid of wasting the cruise ship that forced him to catch up, and he thought that the old man and aunt on a boatload were really boring.

I didn't expect there to be a superb sleeping beauty on the deck, it seems that he is a little blessed.

Leng Xiaochou touched his face helplessly. She has been a house god for many years, and she doesn't know much about her charm index, and now that she is an old red flower, mixed in a group of green leaf uncles and aunts, has the charm index skyrocketed. also has a special physique to attract demons.

Looking at the toad spirit with a face full of acne, Leng Xiaochou sighed that the discrimination of this face is really strong, and he really remembered his special fairy face with his magical face blindness.

For these men with special looks, Leng Xiaochou is generally treated more gently;

"Young man, according to the stubborn disease that my sister learned in the ancestral Chinese medicine secret scriptures, the acne on your face is a stubborn and complex internal poison, and ordinary treatment has no possibility of curing it at all, but it will become more and more serious. Meeting is fate, sister, there is a secret recipe here, which can be given to you for free. ”

"The beauty is so kind, let's talk about the secret recipe. If it works, I will thank you! As he spoke, he leaned towards Leng Xiaoyou as if he had no bones.

Le Xiaochou twitched the corner of his mouth at the soft-boned goblin, and shook the delicate dagger in his hand, the dagger that flashed with cold light seemed to have a soul, flying back and forth on Leng Xiaochou's palm, which was very wonderful and beautiful.

The toad spirit stood up straight in an instant, and his overall height grew by one centimeter.

"I don't tell ordinary people, I will tell you if you are very suitable for my eyes, your internal poison is not only to fight poison with poison, but also to have the most effective method of taking care of both internal and external aspects.

Later, at about 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, you can go to the grave field or near the rural thatched toilet to look for about three or two toads, and it is best to catch the female toad for the best effect. If you catch the male, you castrate it yourself, and the efficacy is slightly worse, so just add a little more to supplement it.

Put it in a container other than metal and mash it whole alive. Be careful to connect skin, bones, flesh, and viscera. After pounding together into a fine puree. Take two-and-a-half thirds of the way inside, and wipe the rest outside.

For three months in a row. Avoid smoking and drinking, female. It works wonders. Remember that it must be in the middle of the night, when the toad eats the pests in the stomach, there are many varieties and large quantities, and the medicinal effect is the best. Of course, you can also choose to get more, mash and steam, and then take three meals a day as the main ......" The words are not finished.

For. For. For. The toad mirror sprinted for a while, and the sound of vomiting came, Leng Xiaochou shook his head and sighed, the toad essence reacted so much, could it be that the kind-hearted people couldn't bear to eat the same kind?

"Hehe, woman, you are so bad, I like it very much" What kind of activity did my cousin do, and getting a boatload of old immortals on the boat made him very depressed, but when he came out to breathe, he found that such an interesting woman can have a good time.

Listen to the flirtatious words in your ears with a bit of alternative charm and confidence. Hey, she regretted being cheap, and thought that they were all aunts and uncles traveling together, and they could enjoy the beauty and tranquility of the sea quietly.

Why do male animals always appear in spring, could it be that the peach blossoms that she has been living for several years are in full bloom on this broken cruise ship?

Looking up, I saw a man in the uniform of a cruise ship's staff. Comrade, don't you want to stay at your post and jump in front of her to show some uniform temptation? Her face blindness failed to recognize her appearance, and she hung a uniform model face. No wonder he is so confident and coquettish, and he has a lot of money.

It's a pity that my sister only has the urge to insert a knife in her coquettish model face.

"Bad man, my sister likes it too"

"Both men and women are bad, and everyone talks about love. It's good for a woman to come to my room at night and talk about love."

"Do you think love is important, or is life important?"

"Hehe, woman, you are still discussing this with me, of course love is important, it will make you fluttering. You can see how wonderful and happy it is when you try it at night."

"I'm glad we have the same point of view, and I also feel that love is more important. You have put the delicate dagger my favorite, ready to give it to the person I love the most. I don't feel any pain when I cut it on my skin.

There will never be a trace of blood in the flesh. Hey, it's a pity, I always don't meet men who think love is important, they all think life is more important. I didn't expect to meet my bosom friend today. ”

After speaking, he rotated the dagger, lightly gestured at the coquettish man a few times, and finally aimed at the three inches below the umbilicus, and made a cross with the dagger. Looking at the trembling legs of the coquettish man, Leng Xiaochou smiled even more charmingly.

"Don't be afraid, don't tremble! I have a legal license. Everyone said that the person who had this certificate was not responsible. I haven't tried love in a long time."

Qianqianyu played with a delicate dagger in one hand, and held a psychiatric certificate issued by a certain hospital, looking at the coquettish man with regret, giving up the fiasco of love and leaving.