Ten days passed in the blink of an eye, and the last self-study class of the afternoon was held. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info I sit on a chair and fish. In the past ten days, I have almost lost sleep every night, for no other reason, and the snoring of the big bull and the second tiger is more terrifying than the ghost scream. In desperation, I had to drink a few bottles of coffee every day, but I still couldn't hold it anymore, and finally lay on the table and got confused.

I don't know how long it was, but I opened my eyes and looked at my watch, and it was still more than ten minutes before school ended. I just wanted to sleep for a while, but I saw Shi Xiaohui sitting over.

I asked, "Shi Xiaohui, is there anything wrong with you?" ”

Shi Xiaohui said proudly: "It's finally time for you to stay in your self-study class and not sleep." ”

I didn't understand this, so I asked, "That... I don't snore when I sleep, do I? There shouldn't be any students studying. ”

Shi Xiaohui nodded and said, "Don't snore, but didn't you promise me last time that I can ask you any questions at any time?" But you lie on the table when you get out of class, and you lie on the table when you take a self-study class. As soon as school is over, it will disappear in a puff of smoke. I want to ask you that you don't have a chance. You can't mean it, do you? ”

I scratched my head and said, "I'm so sorry. I've been busy lately, and I don't have time to sleep at night. So buy time to rest. ”

Shi Xiaohui probably didn't expect me to say this, and she couldn't imagine what to say at once. After a moment, he said, "Okay, now you're free, right?" I have a question for you. ”

I rubbed my temples, shook my head vigorously, felt clearer, and said, "Well, okay." If there is any question, you ask. ”

Shi Xiaohui took out the English book, opened a few pages, put it in front of me and said to me: "I don't understand the translation of this text, and I feel that there are some problems with the translation of the reference book. ”

I looked at it and pulled out my English textbook. Flip to that text, and inside is the text that I have already translated. handed it to Shi Xiaohui and said, "Then you can take a look at this first, and then ask me if you don't understand anything." ”

Shi Xiaohui looked at me in surprise and said, "You actually translated the entire English textbook?" That's an exaggeration, right? With that, his mouth grew into an O-shape.

I smiled and said, "It's okay, I just can't sleep at night, so I'll find something to do." In fact, there is no trick in translation, read more, translate more, and over time it will be like reading Chinese. As he spoke, the bell rang for the end of class. Seeing that Shi Xiaohui didn't speak, I quickly packed up my things and was about to get up and leave.

When Shi Xiaohui saw me getting up to leave, she reacted and said, "Hey, Zhang Shiyi, your translator." ”

I didn't look back and said, "You can refer to it first." I still have something, if there is anything I don't understand, I'll answer it to you tomorrow for self-study. ”

In the evening, after the previous ten days of lessons, I decided to adjust the order of the vigil. You must not sleep at the same time as one of the big bulls or two tigers. I said to the two, "Starting today, there will be no three shifts. We're working two shifts. Sleep with you again, and I'll be schizophrenic by your snoring. After that, you will keep watch for the first half of the night, and I will keep watch for the second half of the night. ”

The big bull and the tiger have no opinion, anyway, they are used to going to bed late.

Watching "The Legend of the Ping Demon", it was eleven o'clock before I knew it, I yawned and said, "Da Niu, I'll sleep first." Call me up at three o'clock. ”

Da Niu was playing a game, nodded and said, "It's okay, senior brother, you can sleep." It doesn't matter if we stay up all night. Anyway, I can sleep in class tomorrow. ”

I don't know how long it took, but I felt like someone was pushing me. I sat up excitedly, and when I saw that it was a big cow, I asked, "What's the matter, is there a situation?" ”

Da Niu shook his head and said, "No, senior brother, Erhu and I just have a question I want to ask you." ”

I looked at my watch, and at half past eleven, I said angrily, "Ask, what's the problem?" I'm sleepy, I'm not like you, I can sleep on my desk all the time during the day. ”

Erhu smiled and said, "Senior brother, we just want to ask you, is this cow very powerful, or is it a big hemp?" ”

I was stunned and asked, "What is Niu Da?" What is Mada? ”

Da Niu said a little proudly: "Senior brother, it turns out that there are still things you don't know!" This Oxford University is the University of Oxford, and this Massachusetts University is the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. ”

I burst out laughing and said, "Big Niu, who told you that." ”

Erhu looked at me with a look of disdain and said, "Senior brother, you are smart. Just because we're stupid doesn't mean we're stupid. You see, this Peking University is called Peking University, right? This TV university is called the University of Electricity, right? Then you say, this Oxford University is called Oxford, and the Massachusetts Institute of Technology is Massachusetts University, is there anything wrong? ”

I was speechless, but when I thought about what Erhu said, it was not unreasonable, so I said, "Well, you can say that." ”

Da Niu continued: "I told Erhu that Niu Da is more powerful, but Erhu said that Ma Da is more powerful. Senior brother, you say, this cow is big, it was opened by Newton, Newton, do you know who it is? It's the apple that fell and smashed into a genius. And just listen to the name, you will know, the cow is big, the cow is big, and the cow is definitely the cow. ”

Not to be outdone, Erhu said: "Da Niu, let you read more books." How could this Oxford University be opened by Newton, if you want to say that it was also opened by Oxford. Ma Da is different, you haven't watched those cows in American films, aren't they all Ma Da. ”

I really couldn't get any interest in explaining, so I said, "Okay, stop arguing." This cow marijuana has its own merits. Just as powerful. I'm going to sleep, don't bother me. ”

Not long after I lay down, I was pushed awake again. I said angrily, "Are you two idle?" Believe it or not, I'm waiting. ”

Da Niu said innocently: "Senior brother, we didn't mean it, we just have a question for you." You also know that the two of us can't hide words in our hearts, and we have to do whatever comes to mind. Otherwise, you won't be able to sleep. ”

I was speechless, took a deep breath and said, "Okay, one last time." If you wake me up again, don't blame me. ”

Erhu asked with a serious face: "Senior brother, we just want to know what university you want to go to in the future." You are so smart, relying on Niu Da and Ma Da must be like playing. When the time comes, we won't be able to pass the exam again. I won't be able to see you. ”

It can be seen that Da Niu and Erhu are really reluctant to me because of this. I didn't get angry anymore and said, "Okay, why am I going to go to a foreign university?" Foreigners believe in God. With the cross and the Bible, it is ghosts and vampires that are caught. Our Taoist priest's set can't be eaten in foreign countries. If I go to a foreign country and use this set, I will be caught as a psychopath. ”

The big cow grinned and said, "That's right. Senior brother, I think it's good to stay in China. If you really go to a foreign country, if you find a foreign devil's wife, then we can't stand it. Master will definitely disagree. ”

Erhu nodded and said, "Yes, senior brother, although that foreign girl has a good figure and is blonde and blue-eyed." However, we can't communicate. I won't be able to get along with each other from now on. ”

I gave one of them a violent shudder and said, "I'm not young, and I have a lot of ideas." I'm a senior brother, so you don't have to worry about my wife. Besides, even if you really marry a wife, it's my wife, why worry about getting along with you? Hurry up and keep vigil. ”