The three of them stayed in the hospital for a night, Qin Ed was already able to get out of bed and walk around at this time, Uncle Qin didn't know why, the waist that was sprained last night became very painful this morning, as for Liang Yifu's kid, although he had woken up, he still looked a little weak, but he was clamoring to eat bananas, Qin Ed had no choice but to wear a hospital gown and go outside the hospital to buy him bananas. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the ward that can accommodate 6 people, only Uncle Qin and Liang Yifu are left at this time, Uncle Qin is eating the breakfast just sent by the nurse, and complains: "It's all you stinky boy, look at what your broken banana peel has made your uncle and me?" If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have eaten such a nasty breakfast."

Liang Yifu looked at the two steamed buns, a bottle of milk, and the egg in his tableware; Swallowing his saliva, he looked at Uncle Qin, who was sitting on the opposite bed, and said embarrassedly, "What, I think this breakfast is also very good."

"Fart, if it's good, why do you want Xiaode to buy you bananas, you kid really doesn't let Uncle worry about it." Uncle Qin was very unhappy with the egg shell, and said while opening it: "What kind of service is this, I don't get some soy sauce for such a boiled egg, and this broken milk, Nima Laozi and I have been out of milk for decades, and I will make such a thing for Uncle I."

Liang Yifu knew that Uncle Qin never drank milk, so he got down from the hospital bed, walked to Uncle Qin and took the milk away, and said at the same time: "I haven't been weaned yet, I'll help you drink it." After speaking, he quickly returned to his hospital bed, and Uncle Qin glanced at him dissatisfiedly, and didn't say anything.

After being silent for a moment, Uncle Qin said, "Let me tell you something, you kid has to listen to me this time."

Liang Yifu chewed the steamed bun and said vaguely: "Uncle Qin, you say, what are you still polite to me about, when I don't listen to you, I'm not afraid that you will beat me."

Uncle Qin looked at Liang Yifu and didn't know why he wasn't angry, smiled and said: "You kid, you know the poor mouth, what's that, I remember that your kid didn't go to college, I think, let you and Xiaode go back to college, your uncle and I have also accumulated a lot of contacts over the years, and it will be no problem for you two to enter a university."

When Liang Yifu heard Uncle Qin's words, he squirted out as soon as he drank a mouthful of milk in his mouth, and a little nurse girl just walked in at the door, and when he saw Liang Yifu's white liquid squirting out of his mouth, he immediately felt embarrassed. Then she said in a dissatisfied tone: "Eh, I said you, pay attention to hygiene, don't squirt milk everywhere."

Liang Yifu looked at what the nurse standing at the door said and was not happy, he hurriedly said: "Stop, how can I squirt milk everywhere, I was obviously spraying in a straight line just now, can you have a little common sense, you said where have you read all these books, you are lucky to meet me today, I will tell you about the physical laws of this linear jet."

When the little nurse heard Liang Yifu's words that were very subtle on the outside but very dirty on the inside, his face was red and blue for a while, Uncle Qin looked at the little nurse's expression, looked at Liang Yifu with a dry cough and said: "Stinky boy, are you embarrassed to say any laws of physics, you think that you study a lot, and your kid doesn't even have a bachelor's degree."

Liang Yifu turned his head to look at Uncle Qin, thinking that it was not good, forgetting that there was such an old man here, and he couldn't tease the little girl. The little nurse ignored the old and the young, walked straight to Liang Yifu's hospital bed, changed his medical record card, and left quickly.

At the same time, Qin Aide bought bananas back, and at the request of his senior brother Liang Yifu, Nima really bought twenty bananas back. Qin Ide was sweating profusely, came to Liang Yifu's bed, put a bag of bananas in his arms and said, "The bananas you want, there are no fruit sellers around here, I can go to the market next door to buy them for you."

Liang Yifu looked at Qin Aide, who is so easy to use, and said: "Senior brother, look at your character, this discipline, this person is so good, it's really a don't want one, if I were a woman, I would absolutely..." "Okay, don't be poor, don't let your junior brother eat breakfast? You'll have to agree to what I just said."

Qin Ed sat on his hospital bed, poured himself a glass of water and drank it all, and then looked at Uncle Qin with a curious expression, Uncle Qin looked at him and said: "I plan to let the two of you go to college, learn some knowledge and get a diploma back, after all, our industry is also a twilight profession, you two are still young, you can't just live like this for the rest of your life."

Liang Yifu said very reluctantly: "Uncle Qin, my uncle, I still go to college at this age, isn't it easy to get a diploma, just spend some money to buy it, can I run back there for four years, and I don't think there is any big problem with our profession, and we can make a lot of money."

Uncle Qin just wanted to open his mouth to give Liang Yifu a strict ideological counseling education, but was interrupted by Qin Aide's words, he said, "Go to college? I want to go, I want to go to college, maybe it reminds me of something, I always feel like I went to college before."

Uncle Qin pointed at Qin Ed and looked at Liang Yifu and said: "Look at it, Xiaode, this kid is so sensible, he knows what knowledge changes life, it's like you kid didn't see you working hard, he played games all day long when he was free, and he was a dead otaku to put it bluntly."

Liang Yifu was speechless and smiled awkwardly, he knew his master's temperament too well; Uncle Qin looked at his stunned appearance and continued: "That's it, you two will give me some knowledge to come back, as for the matter of Jishantang, I am here, you two can go to school with peace of mind, you know."

Qin Ed nodded, eating breakfast; And Liang Yifu was eating bananas, his expression was a little helpless, thinking to himself what the master was thinking, he was twenty-four years old, and his college entrance examination results were not good back then, wasn't it because he went to catch ghosts with him all day long to delay his studies, if he wanted me to go to college at that time, he would have used his network to arrange it for himself.

In fact, there is a reason for Uncle Qin's sudden arrangement. Just last night, when Ji Xiaolan got lost in the yin wind, when Ji Xiaolan and Uncle Qin talked about Qin Ide and the 'Yue Ling Mirror', the old smoker guessed that this was probably the Jizo King Bodhisattva's hint to let Qin Ide, this kid, go find this mirror.

The old smoker Ji Xiaolan came up with such an idea, and asked Uncle Qin to find a reason to let Qin Ed go over to see what the situation was, but it was best not to let the parties know the truth here, for fear that it would affect the development of the situation in the future. But Uncle Qin didn't agree to let his apprentice take the risk at first, even if he let his big apprentice accompany him to find that bullshit to break the 'Yue Ling Mirror', in case he ran into a kid who made a big fuss in the underworld, not to mention that they couldn't deal with it, I am afraid that his old bones and He Shanbao, who had already ruined half of his life, were not his opponents.

Ji Xiaolan later came up with the bullshit truth that 'all this has its own providence', but Uncle Qin was still unmoved. Ji Xiaolan saw that Uncle Qin's face was full of worry, so he changed the topic and talked about Qin Aide's 'ghost heart', although he had no way to separate the 'ghost heart' in the living body, as long as he could find the 'Yue Ling Mirror', he could open the passage and go to a place called 'Crossing the Immortal Bridge' that was connected to the earth immortal realm and the human world, and find an immortal who had lived there for many years to help get this 'ghost heart' out of his body safely. When Uncle Qin heard this, he felt that there was a door, and in order to solve Qin Ide's matter, he had to let his two apprentices go on this troubled water.

We pulled our thoughts back to the hospital, this Uncle Qin had just finished saying that he had forced Liang Yifu to go to college, there was a rush of footsteps outside the door, and several doctors in white coats came to the ward, and one of the doctors pointed to Qin Aide and said: "Doctor Ma, this is this patient, he obviously had no heartbeat last night, but he is alive, this is a special case."

The Doctor Ma walked up to Qin Ide, didn't care whether Qin Ide was willing or not, picked up the earpiece on his neck and pressed it to Qin Ide's chest, and after a while, Doctor Ma looked at Qin Ide and asked seriously: "Young man, do you know the condition of your body?" ”。 Qin Ed also knew that he was a living person with no heartbeat, he left cold sweat on his forehead, and said, "What...", he really didn't know how to explain this, he had to turn his head to look at Liang Yifu, Liang Yifu was holding half a banana, his mouth was dumbfounded, he turned his head to look at Uncle Qin on the opposite hospital bed, Uncle Qin patted his forehead, thinking that he was too negligent, he saw Xiaode vomiting blood last night, and only thought of sending him to the hospital, but he didn't expect this kid to have no 'heartbeat'.

Uncle Qin didn't know how to fool these white coats. Uncle Qin gave Liang Yifu a look, which meant "Hey, aren't you usually very good at fooling, this time it's up to you to do it."

Liang Yifu stared at Uncle Qin, turned his head to look at Qin Aide, who was surrounded by a white coat, and had no choice but to squeeze over and say, "What, let me explain why my brother doesn't have a heartbeat." Several doctors looked at Liang Yifu, and Dr. Ma, who was sitting upright in the chair, looked curious and asked, "What the hell is going on?" Why did your brother get such a strange disease? ”。

When Liang Yifu heard the strange disease that Dr. Ma said, he thought to himself, it's not just a strange disease, it's just a strange disease that you can't cure. Liang Yifu hurriedly pretended to have eaten Coptis chinensis and said, "My brother... This is not a strange disease, but it was caused by an accident when I was practicing martial arts in Shaolin Temple." When Liang Yifu said this, he desperately used the meager internal qi in his body to gather his eyes and moisten his eyes.

The doctor standing behind Dr. Ma who treated several of them last night asked with a puzzled expression, "What the hell is going on?" This martial arts practice can also practice the heartbeat? ”。

Liang Yifu said in a crying voice: "Isn't that it... Our family is a hard-working family, my parents died early, leaving us and my grandfather to rely on each other, my grandfather and his old man go out to set up a stall every morning, and at night to pick up the rags to feed the two of us, when my brother was twelve years old, the family was really poor, no way, my grandfather entrusted the help of an old monk in my hometown, and sent his younger brother to the Shaolin Temple to practice martial arts, I thought he could be a generation of martial arts superstars in the future, but I thought that there was an accident there...".

Liang Yifu's words made Qin Aide have a thought in his heart, how can he blow it, I have to study hard for this kind of acting! Otherwise, I'll be embarrassed again when I encounter this kind of thing in the future.

Doctor Ma paused when he heard Liang Yifu say this, making him anxious, he hurriedly said, "What happened to the accident?" Tell me, young man, I'm an expert in cardiac surgery, so I can rest assured that I'll leave it to our hospital for treatment."

Uncle Qin, who was sitting on the hospital bed at this moment, was amused when he heard Dr. Ma's words, Nima, you kid, this disease can't even be cured by Ji Xiaolan, the king of Yama, rely on you? Can it be done?

After Liang Yifu calmed down, he looked at Dr. Ma with a grateful look and said: "That thing, I listened to the little monk who practiced martial arts with my brother, it was a cloudy day, and they practiced golden rooster independence on the lawn of the back mountain, but I didn't expect Nima to rain and rain heavily, but the training of Shaolin Temple was very strict, and they didn't let them go back to the temple to hide from the rain. Split my hard-working brother to a solid knot, he was fine..."

All the doctors were stunned when they heard this, what is this, what is it like to be struck by lightning? I saw Liang Yifu continue to talk nonsense with a handful of snot and tears at the moment, he said: "The little monk saw that my brother was struck by lightning and could continue to stand on one leg, thinking that he was fine, he told me that he thought that my brother was blessed by the Buddha, but he didn't expect that a few thunderbolts came and split my brother again, and fell to the ground, especially the little monk didn't learn any first aid knowledge, he gave my brother artificial respiration...", Liang Yifu paused again when he said this, and several doctors present were about to shout in a hurry:" Can you just say that, kid? Pick the key points and say okay".

Liang Yifu actually wanted to hurry up, but he found that he was a bit outrageous, and he had to think carefully about how to make up the story. After swallowing his saliva, he looked at Dr. Ma and said, "My brother was blown by him like this, and then his heartbeat was gone."

All the doctors present immediately sweated profusely, and when Uncle Qin heard this, he sat on the hospital bed and forced himself not to laugh. This was struck by lightning a few times and didn't die, but he just fainted, but he was blown by the artificial respiration of this little monk and had no heartbeat, isn't this nonsense.

Dr. Ma was embarrassed when he heard this, and Dr. Ma pretended to be calm and asked, "Is my heartbeat gone?" But dead? ”。

Liang Yifu nodded and continued: "Not dead." , the doctors present really want to kill Liang Yifu, this kid, this is not dead, you nodded your dry hair.

Liang Yifu looked at their expressions and continued: "But my brother was in a coma for several days, and then he was sent to the local hospital, when my brother was in a coma in the hospital, the doctor told me that he had no heartbeat, and he had to say that my brother was dead, and he wanted me to send him to the funeral home, but he obviously had a body temperature at the time, I didn't believe that my brother just left, on the way to the funeral home, I carried out ideological education and strong condemnation to my brother, and finally my brother opened his eyes, and he came back to life!" ”

Okay, Uncle Qin really can't listen to it anymore, but he can't go to Liang Yifu to play a round and can only rely on himself. Liang Yifu was also worried when he said this, because he was a little outrageous at the beginning, and he wanted to return to a normal trajectory, but the more he pulled it, the more unreliable it became. Liang Yifu turned his heart sideways, dispatched the last killing move, and looked at all the doctors present with very sincere eyes.

Dr. Ma sighed and said, "Young man, don't worry, your brother's matter is really extraordinary, and we have seen many bizarre cases, but you have to trust our hospital and rest assured that we will treat it."

When Liang Yifu heard this, he thought to himself that this was done, and finally fooled these guys. But he still didn't give up and continued acting, he quickly turned around and lay on his hospital bed and cried, while shouting: "I have no money, I can't afford to pay for treatment!" ”。 At this time, he also took the opportunity to secretly give Uncle Qin a look. Fortunately, Uncle Qin doesn't like to maintain on weekdays, his skin is dark, and he still has a little white hair on his head, so he can play the role of 'grandpa'.

Uncle Qin understood Liang Yifu's intentions, and he hurriedly cried and said, "My life is bitter, my poor grandson, how can I live... I... I," Uncle Qin immediately pretended to be unable to lift his breath and fainted on the bed.

All the doctors hurriedly gathered around Uncle Qin, ready to give him first aid. Liang Yifu glanced up, immediately got up and looked at Qin Aide and whispered, "Good opportunity, hurry up." Qin Ed couldn't care about it so much, so he put on his slippers and drove out.

Liang Yifu saw that Qin Ed had slipped away, and hurriedly rushed to the doctor's side and shouted at the same time: "Grandpa! Grandpa, you can't just leave us and leave! Grandpa! ”。 Liang Yifu lay on Uncle Qin's body, pretending, and hammered Uncle Qin's shoulder a few times from time to time. Uncle Qin was pretending to be a comatose person at the moment, unable to move, and secretly scolded Liang Yifu in his heart, this stinky boy, Nima acted too much! Dare to hammer you, uncle, and me? See how I'll clean you up when I go back!

Two days after the curtain of the seamless drama in the hospital, in Jishan Hall, Qin Ide was carefully flipping through the ancient books in the store, and Liang Yifu was greeting the aunt who lived nearby to buy paper money in the store. Uncle Qin went to go through some pre-school procedures for the two apprentices.

After the aunt left, Liang Yifu put the money in the drawer of the desk, and said at the same time: "Senior brother, I said what books you read so seriously, those broken books are full of classical Chinese, can you understand?" ”。

At this time, Qin Aide, who was sitting behind the computer desk, replied while reading the book: "I don't understand."

"Damn, you still read if you don't understand? Say you're stupid, you still don't admit it," Liang Yifu said with a smile. Qin Ide turned a page and said at the same time: "It's not that you look at the meaning, I can understand what classical Chinese is, it's just that the content in it seems to be some legends or something, and it has nothing to do with spells, it's just that the demons and monsters in it are so magical, it makes me a little confused."

Liang Yifu grabbed the book in Qin Aide's hand, looked at the tattered cover and said, "Isn't this the book "Strange Things", Uncle Qin said that the things in the second half of the content are true, and the front is all fooling, you kid read the wrong content."

Liang Yifu handed the book back, and at this time, the gate was pushed open, and a woman's voice came from the courtyard: "Is anyone there?" ”。 This woman's voice made Liang Yifu smart, and this sentence immediately appeared in his mind: "Hey, the rich man has come to pay!" ”。