"Li Xiucan, didn't you take medicine today? Bite everywhere! ”

"Brain damage can be treated, so be sure not to give up on treatment. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"What's wrong with girlhood? Is it bad at singing, or bad at dancing? I think it's my idol (idol) that's too popular, you guys. Company M can't stand it, right? ”

"Don't say anything, I'll **** the whole family! There's a kind of you biting me! ”

"Where is the young powder so that I can see your hands, okay? Yo, yo, sing with me, I say Li Xiucan, you say brain-dead, Li Xiucan, brain-dead! Li Xiucan, brain-dead! ”

The unsightly comments made Li Xiucan feel a rush of blood rushing to his brain, and the whole person was not good.

If it is put in reality, everyone may scold the street and save face, not to say how ugly it is, but on the Internet, netizens will scold as ugly as they are.

More than 90% of the more than 20,000 comments are scolding Li Xiucan, and every sentence is more and more ugly, especially the two sentences "Don't give up treatment" and "You didn't take medicine today, you feel cute" have been repeated more than 10,000 times.

When Li Xiucan saw this scene, he almost suffered a cerebral hemorrhage.

The most important thing is that netizens continue to forward Wang Xiaofan's god-like state, and they have always been Aite Li Xiucan.

The comments are constantly refreshing, 20,000, 30,000, 40,000, and more than 50,000 retweets and comments in just one day!

As for Huaxia's meager situation, netizens have already gone crazy!

"You didn't take your medicine today, and you feel cute?"

"Brain damage can be treated, please don't give up treatment."

These two sentences in Wang Xiaofan's meager began to spread wildly in Huaxia, and in just one day, they became the latest Internet red words!

And the jokers on the Internet have also begun to adapt the latest vocabulary invented by Wang Xiaofan.

"I didn't take any medicine today, I feel cute!" and "He abandons therapy", two meager words adapted from Wang Xiaofan, have been used by jokers on the Internet for a week, and they have not been tired of being played.

Li Xiucan was dissatisfied with Wang Xiaofan stealing his market share before, and now he can really use the words "hatred to the bone" to describe Wang Xiaofan.

After thinking about it for a long time, Li Xiucan posted on Facebook again: "Some people are really qualified! And ask the water army to scold me, is it useful? Let's talk about the facts, anyway, Girls' Generation's album sales are coming out soon, and I believe everyone will know who is right and who is wrong by then. ”

After Li Xiucan's words came out, TVXQ's fans also shouted.

"Our idol's album is about to be released, dare to collide with our idol, Girls' Generation is really beyond my strength!"

"It's the first time I've met an idol who scolds fans. Wang Xiaofan, I think the quality is like that. ”

"I heard that all the songs in the album of Girls' Generation were written by Wang Xiaofan, that's good, when the fairy queens all go to buy TVXQ's albums, let's use sales to scare Wang Xiaofan, who doesn't know the so-called Chinese!"

At this point, this vigorous online scolding war can be regarded as the end.

The next thing to see is how the sales of Girls' Generation's latest album are.

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In the living room, Wang Xiaofan was lying on Yang Chan's fleshy lap, tilting his head sideways, comfortably enjoying Yang Chan's softest ear plucking service.

Yang Chan seriously helped Wang Xiaofan pluck out his ears, and said with a smile: "Xiaofan, the meager article you wrote is simply too talented!" I looked at it and laughed for a long time, but I didn't close my mouth. I didn't take medicine today, and I feel cute...... Don't give up on treatment...... Haha, how did you come up with these funny words? ”

Wang Xiaofan gently sniffed the body fragrance on Yang Chan's fleshy thighs, and his face gently rubbed against the soft meat, which was extremely refreshing in his heart!

How did you come up with it?

These are all very famous Internet words in the previous life!

If it had been in the previous life, these words might have been used by people a long time ago, but now, it is definitely quite a new word!

After plucking out his ears, Wang Xiaofan lifted Yang Chan's shirt, took his favorite food in his mouth, and said arrogantly while sucking: "Don't look at who your husband is?" ”

The naïve Wang Xiaofan made Yang Chan always feel extremely cute, she smiled and nodded: "Yes, yes, our Xiaofan is the most powerful, just a few Internet popular words, that's not easy?!" ”

Just when the two of them were still kissing me and me, the sound of "popping" high heels sounded in the living room.

Wang Xiaofan looked up, and the sweet thing in his mouth fell out of his mouth in shock.

"The little slave is here!"

Yang Chan stood up with a smile, walked to Yang Xiaonu's side, held Yang Xiaonu's hand, and said to Wang Xiaofan with a smile: "Look, this is the clothes I bought for Xiaonu, it's beautiful, right?" ”

I saw that Yang Xiaonu was wearing a black and white maid suit, although there were a few straps squeezed on her chest, but the straps that were swollen because her breasts were too plump were almost about to burst, and the long skirt that was supposed to cover her knees was also turned into a small skirt because she was more than two meters tall.

How shocking do the two long legs of a beautiful woman more than two meters tall look?

Only those who go to see the Victoria's Secret live model show can understand this visual impact.

The main thing is......

Yang Xiaonu, the ghost king with fiery red hair and ghost patterns around his eyes, felt a sense of shame when he put on such a costume!

It's no wonder that Wang Xiaofan was surprised like this.

Wang Xiaofan glanced at Yang Xiaonu with cold eyes, and Yang Xiaonu immediately lowered his head in a cold sweat.

"If you haven't received today's punishment, let's continue to be punished."

Wang Xiaofan is still angry about the ghost king's cruelty to Yang Chan, whenever he remembers that day when she nailed the soul devouring nail to Yang Chan's body, Wang Xiaofan will torture Yang Xiaonu once.

As soon as Yang Xiaonu heard that the punishment of soul tearing was about to come, his arrogant face instantly turned pale.

Yang Chan hugged Yang Xiaonu, who was almost two heads taller than her, and begged Wang Xiaofan: "Xiaofan, otherwise, don't punish her." Isn't her life in your hands? There's no way I'm going to betray you anyway. ”

Yang Xiaonu showed a touched look on his face after hearing this, and hugged Yang Chan tightly and said, "Miss, you are so good to me." ”

"She hurt you so much at that time, and you still helped her speak...... Come on, even if you're right, it's impossible for this guy to betray me anyway, give my little Chanchan some face, and don't torture your subordinates in the future. She can do whatever you want, you have the final say! Wang Xiaofan shrugged his shoulders and said.

In fact, it's okay like this, he sings black face, let Yang Chan sing white face, so that Yang Xiaonu can really obey Yang Chan.