Chapter 34: Strange Calls
"Isn't that yours?"
Qin Xiao shook the courier in his hand, stood at the door and did not enter the house, the floor was really bright, and his shoes were covered with dust from the outside world, so it was naturally not good to stain other people's floors. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Summer ...... Small...... Little ......"
Qin Xiao read the name on the courier.
The little girl hurriedly jumped off the sofa, jumped in front of Qin Xiao with her cute little slippers, snatched the courier that was half the size of her head, and looked at the text on the courier.
The original puzzled expression gradually relaxed, turning into a kind of joy. "Hey, it's really my courier."
Looking at her appearance, she doesn't seem to know the existence of this express, so let's just say, this kind of well-behaved little girl shouldn't be so naughty to steal her parents' Alipay.
Could it be a gift from a precocious boy in their class to this little girl!
Xia Xiaoxiao was about to tear open the express, but was stopped by Qin Xiao, he took out a pen, pointed to the document attached to the express and said. "Sign ...... first"
Well, although little Lori is very cute and beautiful, her words are not very beautiful.
But after all, it was signed, and Xia Xiaoxiao couldn't wait to open the package...... However, the little girl's hands are too immature after all, and the three layers of super tape inside and three layers outside this package are really not covered.
The little girl couldn't open it, so she looked aggrieved and asked Qin Xiao for help.
Theoretically speaking, after the customer signed his name, Qin Xiao's duties were over, and now he was very busy, and there were countless follow-up couriers waiting for him to deliver, but looking at Xia Xiaoxiao's cute and dead expression, Qin Xiao really couldn't bear to leave so cruelly.
After all, Qin Xiao opened the package with his adult strength, and the remuneration was not bad, in exchange for Xia Xiaoxiao's sweet voice...... Big brother is so nice.
That's enough.
Inside the courier is a figure, a palm-sized adult man, wearing a black leather coat and black trousers, holding a package in his left hand and giving a thumbs up to him with his right hand......
Qin Xiao looked at it like this...... Isn't this a courier, there is actually a courier figure, it's so unexpected!
"Wow! It's Daddy! β
Oh! Her dad turned out to be a figurine.
Xia Xiaoxiao was extremely happy to see the figure, and hugged it to her chest, like a baby.
Little Lori is happy, Qin Xiao's mission is over, it's time to leave.
It's just that Qin Xiao was about to turn around and leave, Xia Xiaoxiao raised the little head of the cute dead man again, looked at Qin Xiao, and muttered resentfully. "Big brother is leaving, don't you play with Xiaoxiao, Mom won't come back until late from work, and she won't play with Xiaoxiao when she comes back, just let Xiaoxiao not go out, Dad is willing to play with Xiaoxiao, but Dad hasn't come back for a long time."
As she spoke, Xia Xiaoxiao actually cried, sadly making Qin Xiao at a loss, she didn't know what to do, she didn't leave, she didn't stay, she could only bite the bullet. "Have you finished your little homework, you can do your homework first."
"But there's a math problem that I can't do."
Oh! So that's the case, Qin Xiao nodded, then help Xiao Lori finish her homework before leaving, although Qin Xiao is a graduate of the scum university, but how can the problem of primary school students stump him?
Hearing that Qin Xiao was willing to tutor her homework, little Lori immediately stopped crying, jumped up happily, held the figure in her right hand, and pulled Qin Xiao with her left hand and walked to her small room.
It doesn't matter if Qin Xiao has changed his shoes or not.
Looking at the mud shoe prints on the smooth floor, Qin Xiao sighed secretly...... Iniquity.
Doesn't this make it clear that someone has entered, and when her mother comes back, she doesn't know how to feel.
Xia's small room was full of the smell of little girls, flowers and plants, ragdoll dolls, and the fragrance in the air, Qin Xiao, who was stained by the dust of the outside world, felt out of place.
This is the first time Qin Xiao has entered the little girl's boudoir, and it is still a cute Lori's boudoir, she is very excited, looking back and forth curiously.
Xia Xiaoxiao had already taken the exercise book off the table and handed it to Qin Xiao, turning to the page where she couldn't do it.
The last application question is...... Xiaomei is 7 years old this year, her grandfather is 48 years older than Xiaomei, and her mother is 36 years younger than her grandfather.
There are three problems.
First question, how old is Grandpa today?
This kind of pediatric thing, Qin Xiao snorted coldly, and the corners of his mouth slightly hooked up, it was too simple, and it was not even an Olympiad problem that required the brain.
Xia Xiaoxiao won't, it's probably difficult to understand the sentences of the application questions, after Qin Xiao's clicking, Xia Xiaoxiao quickly figured it out.
Use Xiaomei's age and grandpa's age to get grandpa's age...... 55 years old!
The second question, how old is my mother this year?
It's also very simple, Xia Xiaoxiao quickly figured it out.
19 years old!
Although the brains of the questioner were kicked by a donkey, with the experience of Qin Xiao's engineering students, this question is the answer!
The third question, how many years has Xiaomei's father been sentenced?
Belch? Such a profound question, a comprehensive problem that combines mathematics, ethics, law, and philosophy, but why does it appear in the problem of elementary school students?
Xia Xiaoxiao was looking forward to Qin Xiao's answer, Qin Xiao scratched his face, it was not good to fold his face in front of Xiao Lori, and said very deeply.
The answer is...... For several years! β
According to Qin Xiao's thoughts, the person who asked the question is fucked, and we have to fuck up more than him, of course, this kind of talk will not be used to pollute little Lori's ears.
"That's right, that's the right answer!"
The little girl is just a good deceitful, and quickly accepted Qin Xiao's opinion, and went to fill in the answer.
(This joke is not original by the author, but I think it is interesting to adapt it into the text, if there is dog blood, please forgive meβ_β)
"Big brother, can you pinch a plane for me?"
Xia Xiaoxiao's homework was the last question, and after dealing with it, she pestered Qin Xiao to play again, what kind of thing could she do this time.
Well, Xia Xiaoxiao took out a box of plasticine and handed it to Qin Xiao, looking at Qin Xiao again.
Your sister, can you not be so cute, Qin Xiao's heart is struggling, and she wants to refuse, but how can she bear it!
Well, for the last time, for the last time!
Qin Xiao secretly made up his mind, just pinching a plane, something that can be done in minutes, isn't airplanes something that boys like, and Meng Lori also likes it?
In addition, Qin Xiao has the impression that the plasticine that children play with now should be colorful, but why is the plasticine of Lori's house black one by one?
Forget it, I'm too lazy to worry about that.
Qin Xiao took the transparent box of plasticine, sat down at the table in Xia Xiaoxiao's room, opened the box, and reached out to grab it.
"Ahh It's ink! Qin Xiao looked at his blackened hands and shouted, no wonder these plasticines are all black, it turns out that they were all soaked in ink by Xia Xiaoxiao! It's still a pavilion card!
Is little Lori fixing herself?
But looking at Xia Xiaoxiao's innocent eyes, it doesn't look like it?
"Dad said that he was driving a Black Hawk to deliver a courier...... So I want to pinch a black plane...... But playdough does not have a black ...... So ......"
Well, forgive me, who made you so cute!
So Qin Xiao didn't care about it, and continued to pinch the plane, anyway, his hands were already dirty, and it didn't matter if he was dirty a little more.
Bilibili......
Qin Xiao's mobile phone rang, judging by the type of ringtone...... It was a call from a stranger who wasn't put in the contact directory......