Chapter 1 Lao Ye Ling
It took four hours to get to Lao Yeling, which took three times to get to the city, and when I got to the top of the mountain, the sun was hot at noon. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Huang Doudou waved his hand to the tricycle driver from afar, tightened the package behind him, and walked towards the mountain.
"Girl, the grave is weird, be careful!" The tricycle driver standing at the foot of the mountain persuaded all the way, but did not let the girl change her mind, a pregnant woman trekking through mountains and rivers, running such a ghostly place, is really bold enough.
Huang Doudou counted the steps, starting from the crooked neck pine tree, a total of 298 steps, which is the grave bag of the two Huang Dami.
Lao Ye Ling is a large grave circle, the slopes of more than ten miles in a radius are full of large and small tombs, and even the shady place hides the grave bags of unknown years, and ghosts can pop out in the daytime.
Huang Laosan still has a little conscience and buries his eldest brother and sister-in-law on the sunny side.
Huang Doudou stood in front of the grave, bowing his head and panting, beads of sweat "drip, drip, drip", it was too hot.
Her belly was noticeably bigger than in the previous two months, but Huang Doudou noticed a strange thing, in recent days, she didn't seem to be able to walk.
Unloading the package behind him, Huang Doudou sat on the ground, lying comfortably on his parents' grave, a gust of wind blew in the mountains, it was cold, and the big sun above his head smiled extremely brightly, not stingy with her fierceness and heat.
Patting the soil under him, Huang Doudou said slowly, "Hey, are you two there?" There are two news, one good and one bad, which one do you want to hear? ”
A white cloud in the air, like a ball of marshmallows, slowly floated from the sky to the mountains, and Doudou wanted to step on it.
"Don't speak? Well, let's start with the good news. "Pull out the grass and bite it in your mouth, and the soybeans chew it, phew! It's bitter!
"The good news is...... You two are going to be grandparents. "Looking at the belly level, a small mountain bag is raised.
"Happy? Huang Dami, didn't you always argue that there was no successor before, now you should be satisfied, right? With a self-deprecating smile, Huang Doudou was attracted by the ball of marshmallows in the air, it was so beautiful, and he should be able to reach it when he reached out.
His arm was scratched in the air for a long time, a little sore, and Huang Doudou touched his nose and continued.
“…… Bad news...... Forget it, let's not talk about it, it's not bad news, just treat our family as a good deed and adopt an orphan in advance. ”
The mood was a mess, got up and patted off the weeds standing in the hair, and the yellow beans sorted out the grave bags of their parents one by one, and the red and yellow grass planted last year was blooming.
"Dad, I brought you my favorite second pot head, it was originally a whole box, on the way to come just now, I gave three bottles to the tricycle uncle, he is a good person, persuade me not to enter the mountain, hehe, I'm afraid I will be haunted by ghosts."
Huang Doudou choked, tears rolled in his eyes, and he was stunned.
"Mom, the fresh seafood has become stinky, this year I brought you smoked grilled fish fillets, delicious, just a little salty, you drink some of my dad's wine, the wind is strong in the underworld, do your old cold legs still hurt?"
chattering and talking, Huang Doudou didn't come to see his parents for a year, and the conversation box opened up at once.
The sun is vicious, her mouth is dry, and she respects her father's second pot head, and she a bottle, slightly drunk, and wants to sleep.
The stomach "bone" turned out, turned out a small bag, and printed a vague little face on the belly, the palm was big, a little delicate.
"Mother, this water is not delicious, I want to drink the sweet, bubbled kind." The soft and glutinous children's sound comes from the belly of the soybean bean.
The panicked Huang Doudou covered his mouth tightly, and after finding that it had no effect, he quickly covered his stomach again, and a string of silver bell-like laughter came from inside.
"Mother, did you burp just now?"
Fart, you bitch, I was farting just now!
"Hmm...... It's not like hiccups, but the sound is close to me, that's ...... Drain the gas of grains! ”
You ghost son, full of sour and rotten words! Doesn't talk like a child at all!
took out a bottle of Coke from the bag and swallowed it with a grunt, and the little face on the belly slowly shrank back, and everything returned to normal.
made an earth-shattering hiccup, making Huang Doudou's face red, and he lay on the grave bag and cried, "Dad, Mom, my daughter is not filial, let you both see the joke." ”
The left and right sides were surprisingly quiet, and the yin wind in the mountains did not blow, and the soybeans were confused and fell into a dream.
The clouds wandering in the air changed color at some point, hiding on the back of the hillside, inhaling the yin qi of the mountain, getting darker and darker.
"Get out, you little white face, don't dangle in front of the old lady, don't think I'm afraid of you, when I recite the mantra of death, I will be the first to surpass you!" In his sleep, Huang Doudou grabbed the air indiscriminately, gritted his teeth and cursed, and a crystal clear tear rolled down his red face.
Huang Dami was a famous Mr. Yin and Yang in Bencheng during his lifetime.
The god who has danced for most of his life has not jumped out of the strange circle of "lonely and poor", died in a daze, and was buried in the desolate Lao Ye Ling.
Last year's Midyear Festival, Huang Doudou spent the first time alone. After living for twenty years, without the protection of her parents, she was afraid to die.
Huang Laosan didn't tell her that Lao Yeling was far away, and when she found her parents' graves, it was already sunset.
The old tree and the faint crow, the yin wind and the ghost, she was so frightened that she lay on the ground and did not dare to move, and before the ghost door was opened, someone saved her.
She didn't know where the man came from, he said he came to the grave, got lost, came down the mountain very late, and asked her if she wanted to go with her?
Go, of course, let's go, this mountain of graves, how many ghosts are sleeping in it, all dynasties and generations, Huang Doudou can't wait to gouge out his eyeballs, is he lacking great virtue in his previous life, the old genius punishes her, so that she can see ghosts!
Shrunken her head and followed behind the man, her eyes only staring at the man's robe, and the wild ghosts that came out one after another around her looked at her curiously, and just now, an old pervert touched her hair with his chicken paws.
The Jade Emperor, Taishang Laojun, mygod, Buddha, my God, quickly take away this group of wild ghosts!
"Are you cold?" The person in front of him was stunned, stopped to look at her, and was defenseless, and Huang Doudou threw himself directly into the man's arms.
His body shook into a sieve, his face was pale, and his eyes were frightened and helpless.
"You...... You...... See what's going on? Through the moonlight, Huang Doudou saw that the man's face was as white as his own, and there was no blood-colored white.
He must not be able to see the ghost, otherwise he would not ignore the female ghost who was lying on his neck and licked him.
The man's smile was bright and clear, and his eyes were shining at Huang Doudou, "What will it be?" In my eyes, I only see you! ”
Well? How awkward does it sound? Don't just look at me, don't you look at what I'm afraid of? Big brother, the female ghost touched your face again, didn't you feel it?
"That'...... Let's go! It's so cold in the mountains! Closing his eyes, Huang Doudou looked like a dead fish, holding the man's arm tightly, "I'm blind now, you hurry up and take me down the mountain." ”
If you want to say that this mountain is full of ghosts, this man must throw her down and run first, let him rub some oil at this time, just rub some oil, anyway, the girl's chest is the same on the chest and back, if you want to be proud of the washboard, I won't say anything.
"Or ...... You have it in your mouth, and I have heard that this thing ward off evil spirits, and that unclean things cannot be approached. The man's voice was as warm as jade, and his heart was like a bodhisattva, and he handed her a round bead.
Huang Doudou was skeptical, thinking that his father had also made these mysterious objects when he was alive, and his heart was horizontal, so he took the beads and put them in his mouth, and sure enough, the ghosts and things were like the plague, and they escaped completely.
Oh my god, it's so magical. Wait, the beads have been swallowed by me, big brother, I am definitely not greedy for your beads.
"I have other things, I'll come to sweep the grave this time next year, if you expel the beads, it's not too late to return them to me!" After descending the mountain, the man said lightly.
The head is like a chicken pecking rice, Huang Doudou gratefully watched the man leave, the gentleman said, quickly whip the horse, tomorrow I will pull out your beads.
However, a year has passed, and the beads have no grain reincarnation, but the belly has become larger, and the child is inexplicably pregnant, and the child can talk in the womb!
Sinister design! The old pervert moved my hair that day, and I got pregnant!!