423. It's not my hands that tremble, it's his hands that tremble
I thought that Goddess Jiang would find herself because of this, but the girls in front of me seemed to be inspired by the white crane, and they screamed one by one: "Goddess Jiang!" I'm here too! ”
"Goddess Jiang! Look at me! ”
"Goddess Jiang, I'm your fan!"
Okay, when Bai He shouted like this, everyone didn't call Jiang Duxue's real name anymore, and they thought the nickname of Goddess Jiang was better. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
was so stirred up by the girls, Goddess Jiang, who originally heard the voice of the white crane, also regarded him as her fan, and continued to give autographs and group photos in a hurry.
Bai He sighed, but he hoped that Goddess Jiang was the arrogant type who looked down on fans with her nostrils facing the sky, and shouted a few more times at the top of her throat, and after finding that she really couldn't hear it, she used a killer trick again.
"Brother, I'm sorry, reverse embodiment!" Bai He meditated in his heart, and then a figure appeared in front of everyone, the figure was sitting intently in front of the computer, at first glance there was nothing unusual, but if you look closely, you will find that there is a roll of toilet paper next to his computer, and his right hand is under the table to be self-reliant, it is Zhang Shexi!
This time, Bai He learned the best, knowing that the people who were still blocked here would not be able to move their feet because of a trivial matter, so they directly embodied the reverse embodiment into the toilet, and saw that one of the fans was smiling and taking pictures with Goddess Jiang, Zhang Shexi suddenly appeared in the picture, and the other fan who was in charge of taking pictures was scared, and his hand shook, and the photo was immediately blurred.
The girl who took the photo with Goddess Jiang was experienced, and when she saw that the other person's hands were shaking, she knew that she didn't take the photo well, and blamed: "What are you doing?" What are the hands shaking, take another picture! ”
Then, the girl retracted her anger and looked at Goddess Jiang with a smiling face: "I'm sorry, my friend's photography skills are not very good." ”
Goddess Jiang nodded, although she was reluctant in her heart, but it was difficult to say anything. These people like her, so they rush to take photos with her, and she doesn't want to break the hearts of these people.
"It's not that my hands are shaking, it's that his hands are shaking!" The girl who took the photo pointed in horror at Zhang Shexi, who had an amazing hand speed behind Goddess Jiang.
"Why are your hands shaking, his hands shaking, my hands shaking, hurry up and take pictures, there are so many people waiting behind." The girl in the group photo didn't understand the meaning of the girl who took the photo, and urged impatiently.
Just as she spoke, there was indeed a click of photos and flashes, but it was just a movement from Zhang Shexi's computer behind her, and those crisp and pleasant sound of taking pictures mixed with some kind of film's unique wheezing sound made Zhang Shexi groan in his throat, and the power of the desolation seemed to be about to erupt.
The girl in the group photo reacted at this time, turned her head a little woodenly, and faced a pure white mysterious liquid coming towards her, looked at the arc and looked directly at the right eye, and then her eyelids rolled and fainted.
"Perverted!"
"Hooligans!"
"White Crane!"
Something strange just got in! Forget it if someone says so in U City, why do some people in G City still use their names as swearing! I don't know any of these people! Why can you still call my name?
However, thanks to Zhang Shexi's image, those who gathered around Goddess Jiang rushed out, and a few people pulled Goddess Jiang away together, for fear that one would be accidentally molested by Zhang Shexi. Goddess Jiang didn't know what had just happened, only that the girl who was taking a photo with her suddenly fainted, and when she looked back, the two-minute time had arrived, and Zhang Shexi's image had just disappeared.
"Goddess Jiang!" Now Bai He can be regarded as able to talk to Goddess Jiang, and hurriedly stepped forward to say hello.
"White Crane!" Goddess Jiang was also pleasantly surprised, and said apologetically to the fans who wanted to come forward next to her: "I'm sorry, my ...... The agent has come to pick me up. ”
"Huh? This lewd man is an agent? Goddess Jiang, don't let him take advantage of you! A fan glanced at the white crane and said uneasily.
"Yes, Goddess Jiang, you are so popular now, you should be able to change to a better agent!"
"Substitution! Substitution! Substitution! Substitution! ”
The crowd began to commotion.
Bai He ignored them, but hurried to the taxi he had rented before, because he had agreed with the master that the longer he waited, the more money he would pay, and the master did not leave directly.
But after seeing this taxi, fans were unhappy again.
"Are you an agent, so let Goddess Jiang sit in this kind of broken car?"
"Your company doesn't even give a special car to Goddess Jiang!"
"What are you talking about, little girls!" Bai He didn't speak from beginning to end, but the driver who heard them say that his car was broken was not happy on the spot, and he said loudly with a thick voice of cigarettes and alcohol: "My old guy has been with me for more than ten years, we have witnessed spring, summer, autumn and winter together, what is broken, that is the trace of time!" You can find me a luxury car, and I'll still leave it behind for 160 miles! ”
"That's a broken car, too!"
"A broken car is a broken car! It's a broken car anyway! ”
"Your broken car is not worthy of Goddess Jiang to sit!"
"Broken car! Broken car! Broken car! Broken car! ”
Fans don't care about those, but the driver began to repeat the word broken car constantly, and the driver's master is also a donkey's temper, the most unseen thing is that his car is broken, and one person quarrels with dozens of people, but because of his loud voice, he has not fallen behind.
"Master, can we drive......" After another ten minutes, Bai He cautiously said to the driver.
"Shut up!" The master turned around and yelled, spitting at the white crane in his face, and then stuck his head out of the car window and continued to argue with the fans.
"It's over, we're stuck here!" Bai He cried with a sad face, looking at the driver's posture, most of them had to quarrel with the fans to get a result, even if there was a result, it was estimated that it would be in the second half of the night.
Goddess Jiang didn't seem to be able to wait, gently patted the driver's shoulder, and said, "Master, I have something urgent, can I drive?" ”
"Okay!" The driver seemed to be waiting for this sentence, rolled up the window without saying a word, suddenly ignited the engine, and a puff of black smoke came out of the back buttocks, and drove away, not forgetting to gesture a middle finger to those fans who were choking and coughing when he left.
Bai He looked at the very frank driver, and then at Goddess Jiang, feeling a little aggrieved in his heart, and felt more and more the gap between people. Fortunately, the driver knew that he had wasted a long time, and he also knew Goddess Jiang, so after asking for an autograph, he exempted the two of them from the cost of this ride.
This time, Bai He did not let Goddess Jiang come to his house, but directly asked the driver to drive to Xia Meng's community, preparing to let Goddess Jiang live in the empty room with three bedrooms and one living room, and silently prayed in his heart that she and Xia Meng would not have any conflicts because of this. (To be continued.) )