"Anyway, it's a bit too much to bring him to the dorm. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"But he's asleep, and I can't let it go."

"But ......."

Is this feeling Xia Meng? It's nice that the world of delusion is the one I want to see.

Placing his hand on Xia Meng's chest, Bai He showed a hint of a smile. It's great that the touch of the delusional world is so real!

"Xia Meng......." chanted Xia Meng's name, and Bai He fell asleep again.

"This idiot! I don't have honest hands when I sleep! ”

"Look how cute he sleeps."

"I'm sorry, I can't see anything cute at all."

........................

When the white crane opened his eyes again, he saw Xia Meng again.

"In the world of delusion again? It seems that I still haven't woken up, and this time I was too drunk. But then again......" Hakutsuru yawned, felt the soft and hot feeling under his head, and muttered to himself, "Is this the legendary knee pillow?" Delusional world, you are simply a god! ”

Bai He rubbed Xia Meng's thigh with intoxication, and almost stuck out his tongue to lick it. If he could, he wished he would never wake up.

"White Crane, are you awake?" Xia Meng's finger lightly tapped the tip of Bai He's nose.

"I want to wake up too, but the delusional world won't let me wake up." The white crane moved his nose and groped upwards with a pair of hands.

"Idiot, isn't it enough to lie on Xia Meng's lap for so long? If you do this again, I'm going to call for you!" A girl suddenly grabbed Hakuzuru's arm and stopped him.

The heart that was beating violently just now became smooth due to the girl's trouble, and Bai He left Xia Meng's legs unhappily, stretched out his hand to the girl, and said solemnly: "It seems that you have misunderstood something, this is my delusional world, and your life and death are all in my hands!" If it were normal, you would have disappeared by now, but for Xia Meng's sake, this king spares you from dying, why don't you come over and beat my legs quickly! ”

After the white crane finished speaking, the girl walked up to the white crane step by step.

That's right, that's right, correctly recognize your position and make the wisest choice, this is the way to survive in this world! I didn't expect even my delusions to become so sleek, and it seems that I should improve too......

"Smack!" A crisp slap came from the white crane's face.

"Hit the idea on the old lady, I think you are too long!" The girl didn't look at the white crane that was spinning infinitely in place, patted the dust on her hands and said to Xia Meng: "Look, I'll just say that this kind of boy is not a good person, don't talk nonsense, if I hadn't stopped him in time, you would have been taken advantage of!" ”

Bai He, who had just woken up, was beaten and fainted to the ground again, Xia Meng blinked and said, "But he's drunk now?" ”

"Getting drunk doesn't make it a reason to indulge him, does it? What if you get married in the future and he gets drunk every day? ”

"You, what are you talking about, who said we were going to get married?" Xia Meng said shyly.

"That stinky boy was yelling outside just now, and the whole school knows about it, and now there are only two options in front of you, one is to reject him, and the other is to refuse him after the limelight has passed."

Why are both options rejected? Shouldn't the second option be acceptance? Why don't you play cards according to the routine, this person! The white crane lying on the ground opened his eyes, and when he heard the girl's words, he vaguely remembered what he had just done, and suddenly felt like he wanted to die.

Wine is intimidating! Bai He was very emotional. Where did you dare to do such a thing in the past? It is no exaggeration to say that he thinks the craziest thing he ever did when he was a student was to play games without sleep for three days and three nights! But compared to the move just now, it's just a drop in the bucket.

Who isn't crazy about their youth? Since you were crazy for the first time, it's okay to be crazy for the second time! With the last trace of alcohol left, and in accordance with the truest call in his heart, Bai He rotated his body with his feet, adjusted an angle, and looked at the girl's skirt and lightly spit out four words: "Black lace." ”

"Perverted! Big pervert! You're a pervert! The girl didn't expect Bai He to be so bold, and she was so angry that she stomped on Bai He's face in slippers, and she couldn't wait to step on this face under the floor to relieve her hatred.

The slippers rained down on Hakuzuru's face, but he showed a happy expression. That's right, I feel shy when I see fat, and I blush when I am kissed or even holding hands, which is the girl I admire. Sure enough, it's the girls in the school who are the best! This is where you belong! Sorry dude, I think I've found my place of happiness!

"Still laughing! Still laughing! The girl was angry and kicked the white crane's balls.

"Oh roar, roar......" Hakutsuru let out a ******** cry, as if he saw the people of heaven beckoning to him.

I'm sorry for the kingdom of heaven, but for me, the real kingdom of heaven is still here! Relax me for a while!

Bai He didn't faint with his strong willpower, but he still had convulsions in pain, Xia Meng hurriedly pulled the girl over and persuaded: "Don't be too angry, Bai He hasn't woken up yet, you see, he was still saying some strange things just now." ”

"It's your fate!" Seeing the white crane fall to the ground like a dead dog, the girl gave up.

"I'm awake, I'm still joking, so please go back." Another girl made a sound.

"Yes, Bai He, if you don't leave......." Before Xia Meng finished speaking, there was a knock on the door of the bedroom.

"Are you all here?"

"The dormitory manager is here!" A few girls chuckled in their hearts, what is the matter, this is simply the worst development! You must know that a person as big as a white crane is still here!! If the dormitory manager finds out that there is a boy hidden in their dormitory and reports it to the school, they really have no face to be!

"Lewd man, quick, hide first!" The first girl pushed the white crane in a panic, and the white crane also cooperated and hid under the bed, but her mind became active.

What is this feeling? The girl lets herself hide because someone is coming, what does this familiar clip look like?

After the white crane hid, Xia Meng stepped forward and opened the door.

"There's no shortage of people, right?"

"There is no shortage."

Come to think of it! The white crane under the bed snapped his fingers, isn't this stealing. A classic fragment of love! and the married man steals. The husband came back suddenly, and the lover had to hide under the bed in a panic, isn't this exactly the same as what happened now! I always feel an inexplicable sense of pride.......

"What sound?" The dormitory manager heard the snapping of the white crane's fingers and asked strangely.

"I don't know, but maybe there's some bug in the dormitory, right?" The girl was so frightened that cold sweat came out. Bai He is not related to him, if he can't survive the rest of his college life in peace, then he will really regret it!

Fortunately, the dormitory manager did not delve into it, and after instructing a few girls to clean the dormitory more on weekdays, the door was closed.

"It's dangerous!" The girl breathed a sigh of relief, walked to the bed, lowered her head and bent over to glare at the white crane angrily.

"Honey, is your husband gone?"

"Leave your sister!" The girl slapped a slipper in the face of the white crane.