Chapter 137: A short tour of the city
Liu Qingqing took a group of imps into the playground to play, leaving Qin Ed alone to stand at the door of the playground and do nothing, looking at the ghostly streets in front of him, and the ghosts walking towards the playground, Qin Ide was really embarrassed at this time, how did he feel that he was here to watch the playground. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Qin Ide took a deep breath and touched his trouser pocket, only to remember that he was in the underworld at this time, how could he have smoke on his body if he was a ghost? But if you don't smoke a cigarette or two, it's really hard to get through such an embarrassing situation now. Why don't you find a place to buy a pack of cigarettes now, but you don't have any money, no, you don't have points, and no, you don't have that point card! Oops, I'll go! Why is it so embarrassing?
Qin Ed walked back and forth along the door of the playground, walked about a hundred meters, then turned around and continued to walk back to the entrance of the playground, and so on several times, his action made the ghost who was standing guard at the entrance of the playground look puzzled when he saw it, thinking what is this guy doing? Why are you walking around, the playground of our 'Tongyou City' can come in and play without spending money, why is this guy frowning so much, is he...
Thinking of this, the ghost cha stretched out his hand towards the oncoming Qin Aide and stopped him, Qin Aide was slightly stunned, and then stared at the ghost cha brother who was wearing a special uniform with a combination of modern and retro, thinking to himself, what are you going to do? You don't want to cuff me.
The ghost looked at Qin Ide with a smile, and hurriedly took out a cigarette from his clothes and handed it to Qin Ide, and said with a smile: "Dude, look at you like you are addicted to smoking, right, hurry up and continue one." Qin Ide looked puzzled, but he still took the cigarette in his hand, put it in his mouth and took a puff, and the cigarette was like this... However, this smell surprised Qin Aide, he took such a puff with the smell of smoking, and what he inhaled was a lemon-flavored fruity aroma!
The ghost said with a smile: "Look at your kid is new, this is a specialty cigarette of our prefecture, fruit-flavored, I have a buddy in the shopping street cigarette shop is selling this, I can't smoke when I'm on duty here, I can only smoke this thing, and then smoke over there after the shift." When the ghost was talking, he stretched out his hand and pointed in one direction, Qin Ed looked at it, that place was a high-rise building, it looked quite magnificent, it should be a place for the big ghost to play, could it be that this prefecture is also implementing smoking cessation control now? There is also a no-smoking area, and you have to go there to smoke a cigarette.
Qin Ide turned his head to look at the ghost and asked, "Big brother, let me ask you something, when will smoking stop smoking in this underworld?" Could it be that this ghost's smoking is still harmful to your health!? Smoke and smoke in a place? ”。 Hearing this, the ghost smiled and said, "You go back to the sentry box with me first, it just so happens that I am bored standing guard, I will explain it to you in detail."
Qin Ide followed the ghost back to the sentry box, the ghost was very bold and gave a pack of lemon-flavored cigarettes to Qin Ide, Qin Ide was not polite to him, took the cigarette and lit another one, the ghost took out a pack of apple-flavored cigarettes from the desk drawer, brought one to himself, and then took out a sign from the drawer, which read, 'Delong brand fruit-flavored healthy cigarettes 1 pack 10 points', and then from' Qiankun bag' took out a machine similar to swiping points, and then inserted his card into the machine, and then put the machine next to the signboard, and finally he poured out a bunch of 'Delong brand fruit-flavored healthy cigarettes' from the 'Qiankun bag' and placed them on the table very neatly, opened the window of the sentry box and set up a stall in the security guard box during working hours.
After the ghost set up the stall, he looked at Qin Ide and said: "Brother, don't be surprised, you can also make some extra money in the next place, the high-rise building you saw just now is a better place for us to ******** through the hidden city, I spent a lot of points there last night, it's really a helpless move, hehe." When Qin Ide heard this, he thought to himself that ******** place you said, you don't have to guess that place must be an adult 'one-stop service center for horse killing chickens and increasing health care'.
Qin Ed nodded and said, "Then why can't you smoke real cigarettes?" ”。 The ghost said with a smile: "It's not that I don't want to smoke, it's that I don't let me smoke when I'm on duty, the cigarette rolls from this place are soaked in the Ecstasy River, this ghost smokes this cigarette on the top, I just have one here, you see..."
When Qin Ed heard this, he watched as the ghost took out a stick from his coat pocket... Cigar. Nima, this cigarette is too similar to a cigar, why did he return to the world for such a year, and the changes in this underworld are so great, I really can't accept it.
The ghost cha looked at Qin Aide with a surprised expression, and said with a smile: "This is a big cigarette, the rolling paper of this kind of cigarette has been soaked in 'ecstasy water', and the ordinary kind of cigarette has also been soaked, but it is not as powerful as this kind of big cigarette, recently our Lord Ji Yunji, the king of Yama, likes to smoke this kind of big cigarette, but he smokes it with a smoking gun, I can't afford this smoking gun, it's too expensive, I can only roll it and smoke it."
When Qin Ide heard this, he couldn't help coughing several times, and muttered to himself: "Old Ji, I know him, just 'old smoker' plus 'old pedantic', no wonder he didn't go to Uncle He to beg for cigarettes recently, it turned out that he had developed a new product."
When the ghost heard Qin Ide's words, his face was shocked, and he hurriedly asked, "You, do you know Master Ji?" ”。 The ghost cha began to mutter, this kid should not have been sent by the king of Yama to secretly investigate whether we ghosts are corrupt and bribery, favoritism, and fraud.
Qin Ed waved his hand and said, "I haven't seen it, but I've heard that I have a warlock senior in the world who mentioned Master Ji, and he still gave him the nickname of 'old pedantic'."
The ghost nodded and said, "I see, by the way, you just said that your warlock senior, is your kid also a warlock, why did you die?" ”。
When Qin Ide heard this, he was thundered again, and said with a dry cough: "Please, who told you that I am dead, it was Zhao Yunyun who brought me over to visit the 'Tongyou City'."
Hearing this, the ghost cha was in a cold sweat, and he seemed a little uneasy, he hurriedly said, "It was Black Impermanence that Lord Zhao brought you here to visit?" Oh, I didn't expect you kid to have such a wide range of people, by the way, can you help me introduce me, let me also join Lord Zhao's department to work, I don't want to stay here as a janitor."
Qin Ed asked with a puzzled expression, "Why?" ”。 The ghost said, "I don't get paid." When Qin Ide heard this, he said, "What? No pay? Aren't all the ghosts unpaid? ”。
The ghost said with an embarrassed face: "If you have a salary, it is points, I don't have a salary for standing guard here for a day, and I only get paid if I get to patrol the city." Qin Ide looked at the ghost with a look of disdain and said, "Big brother, are you kidding me, let's talk for a while, the cigarettes on your table are about to be sold out, and you have earned hundreds of points."
The ghost said with a wry smile: "Brother, you don't know anything, my salary for patrolling for a day is 1,200 points, there are rules for buying cigarettes, that is, the turnover cannot be higher than the income when I patrol, if I join Lord Zhao's department and patrol outside the city, the salary will be doubled." When Qin Ed heard this, he nodded, so that's the case.
While packing up his things, the ghost asked, "By the way, I haven't asked you what your boy's name is?" You are a warlock, you should have a road number, and our prefecture should have a registration." When Qin Ide heard this, he really didn't have a road number, and recalled that his senior brother didn't think of a road number for himself? It's gone, so what to do now?
Qin Ide took a deep breath and said, "I am worried about the ghosts in the next two Guangzhous." The ghost was slightly stunned when he heard this name, and after thinking for a moment, he said: "Liangguang ghost is worried, so you are the rumored 'chatter', the guy who was told to cry when the ghost touched you?" ”。 Qin Aide's heart blossomed with joy when he heard this, it turned out that his senior brother was famous for 'chattering' in the underworld, and he had to tell him about this when he went back later, it would definitely make him angry.
Qin Ide nodded and said, "It's here, I don't know how I 'chatter'?" ”。 The ghost reached out and patted Qin Ide's arm and said with a smile: "You don't know, the evil ghosts who went to the 'Hades Palace' have complained to the judge about your kid, it's too nagging, and it has caused them indelible spiritual damage, anyway, I don't know what it means, a few years ago, I also got an idiot ghost down, and the judge thinks that this ghost was stupid by you in words, which shows that you have profound skills, and you can make those ghosts who committed crimes obediently return to the underworld to surrender themselves without using Taoism, which is really powerful."
I didn't expect it, I didn't expect my senior brother to be deducted a big hat by the underworld, but a few years ago, wasn't it last year, could he be talking about Sister Chen's husband who was almost refined into a 'soul seed' by Xiao Mozi.
At this moment, a female ghost came outside the sentry box, and the female ghost saw the ghost and scolded loudly: "Okay, you Zhang Xiaoshu, and you started trading again during working hours, right?" ”。 The ghost cha was slightly startled when he heard this voice, and hurriedly walked out of the sentry box to look at the female ghost cha and said: "Miss Xiaocui, don't joke about it, my turnover is not exceeded, and I only earned more than 900 today." Qin Ide heard the voice of the female ghost, and also followed the ghost out of the sentry box, and saw that the ghost turned out to be Wang Xiaocui wearing a black ghost uniform.
Qin Ide stared at Wang Xiaocui with wide eyes, Wang Xiaocui was also slightly startled, turned into ecstasy, and ran towards Qin Ide, Qin Ide ran away when he saw this, he is now in a state of soul, Wang Xiaocui has been waiting for herself to become like this for I don't know how long, it is tragic to be caught by her, she will definitely use 'reciprocating movement' to squeeze herself dry!
Wang Xiaocui chased after Qin Aide and shouted as she ran: "My dear~ Don't run, the slave family misses you~ Hurry up and let the slave family hug you." The ghost named Zhang Xiaoshu looked at this little cui girl chasing after the ghost of Liangguang with a confused expression, and couldn't help laughing: "Oh, I didn't expect this guy to be so powerful, and he stole all the cheating into the underworld...".
Qin Ide ran on the streets of 'Tongyou City', but he was still no match for Wang Xiaocui, who had cultivation, and was finally stopped by Wang Xiaocui at the door of a building, Wang Xiaocui hugged Qin Ide, and said with a smile: "Hehe~ Let me catch you, um~ You are so bad, hurry up and let the slave family kiss one...".
Qin Ide hurriedly said, "Don't don't be like this!" We are scholars, and we can't do anything in public... Anyway, you're still wearing a uniform, so you can't lose your identity."
Wang Xiaocui was determined to kiss Qin Aide's mouth, and said affectionately: "No matter, the slave family wants it, come and kiss one, what are you afraid of~ Sister Zhao doesn't often beat Brother Lu in public, let's cultivate affection and love will not die...". Qin Ed thought to himself, ouch, I'll go! Who's going to save me? As soon as he thought of this, Wang Xiaocui's lips kissed him.
Qin Ed closed his eyes and felt the sweetness he hadn't seen for a long time, oh my god! It was decided that Sun Xiaotong couldn't know about this matter, but... Why are you so weird? I'm a ghost now, it's just a kiss, and it won't be anything, and when I'm still in the flesh, this Wang Xiaocui is not less rude to himself, isn't it just the right and bright 'what' now? And it doesn't hurt the body.
Qin Aide was thinking about messy things, Wang Xiaocui had already pushed him in front of a pillar and kissed him for a long, long time, and the tip of his tongue was entangled. The ghosts passing by here looked at the two of them with such intimate behavior, and cast puzzled glances, because the ghosts who have been in the underworld for a long time have long disappeared without a trace, seeing these two ghosts so intimate, the first reaction in my heart is that the new ghost has not broken his desire.
After Wang Xiaocui kissed enough, he looked at Qin Aide and said, "Honey~ Why did you come to the underworld, are you really dead?" Great, the slave family wants to marry you! ”。 Qin Ide sighed and said, "It's not that I want to come, it's Sister Zhao who brought me to see Liu Qingqing, she threw me at the door of the playground and went in with a group of imps herself, I'll wait for her there, I can meet you when I think of this."
When Wang Xiaocui heard this, she said with some dissatisfaction: "Are you not happy to meet the slave family?" Don't you think of the slave family? Now I only know that I am tired of being with Sun Xiaotong and don't want a slave family, right?" Qin Ed was so depressed, he was just called by that ghost, Zhang Xiaoshu's ghost thundered, and now it's your turn again.
Qin Ed said with a smile: "We have time, if I really die, it will be yours, but I'm not dead now, right, eh?" By the way, how did you get to the playground? ”。
Wang Xiaocui hugged Qin Aide again and kissed him, and said with a smile: "The slave family knows that you will not leave the slave family alone, then let's say okay, if you die, you will be mine when you get to the underworld, and if Sun Xiaotong comes, I will not give you back to her!" ”。 Qin Ed nodded helplessly, thinking that I have to live a long life, and then when I really die, you just happened to run to reincarnation when I came to the underworld, which was really a great joy.
Wang Xiaocui took Qin Aide's hand and said, "Let's go, it's not her or Sister Liu who Sister Zhao asked you to wait there, but the slave family~." When Qin Ed heard this, he exclaimed, "Shenma!? ”。
Wang Xiaocui smiled and said: "Oh, why are you so excited, the slave family is taking you to the 'reincarnation well' to see Sister Liu, today Sister Zhao has to play with those children all day, I can only go up and bring you over, and then let the slave family take you to see Sister Liu~."
Qin Aide nodded, I see, but this is too exciting, I ran for such a long distance, and I couldn't run out of this 'Tongyou City' with complicated terrain, and I couldn't outrun Wang Xiaocui in the world, and I couldn't run away from her when I came to the underworld, and I was forced to kiss her. But to be honest, it's very exciting, or I live to be in my 60s in the world, and then find a way to solve the problem of coming to the underworld in advance to marry Wang Xiaocui as a ghost couple, which is also a beautiful thing...
Wang Xiaocui took Qin Ide out of the 'Tongyou City', and then took out a paper-tied 'Lamborghini' sports car that I don't know what its name was, and drove Qin Ide to the 'Reincarnation Well' on the way, Qin Ide was smirking all the way, Wang Xiaocui let the car stop on the vast and boundless underworld, looked at Qin Ide and asked with a smile: "Honey~ What are you laughing at, laughing so obscenely, it's so ugly."
Qin Ed turned his head to look at Wang Xiaocui and said, "This, I'm a ghost now, right, you're also a ghost, right, then it's okay for us to 'what'?" When Wang Xiaocui heard this, her face turned slightly red, and she asked in a shy tone, "Do you want to do it now?" Qin Ed took a deep breath and nodded.
Wang Xiaocuijiao said: "Don't~ Let's go home again...". Qin Aide nodded hurriedly, Wang Xiaocui hurriedly stepped on the accelerator, and the car turned around like lightning and drove towards 'Fengdu City'. Heading towards Wang Xiaocui's home, the two of them immediately came to the door when they returned home, closed the curtains of all the windows, and impatiently carried out the long-lost 'reciprocating exercise'. To be precise, it is the first non-destructive 'reciprocating movement', and it is also the first cheating affair in Qin Ide's life, and it is also an atypical cheating relationship, who can go to the underworld for a tryst? In addition to this pair of strange things in the world, I really can't find a second pair of strange things.
During the time when Qin Ide and Wang Xiaocui went home for the 'reciprocating strengthening exercise', let's explain the matter of this 'reincarnation well'. This 'reincarnation well' is located in the vicinity of the 'Hades Palace' in the middle of the 'Tongyou City' and 'Fengdu City', from the 'Hades Palace' side to the east and walk two hundred miles to reach a dense forest, but this forest is just a fantasy, people can walk in a landscape called 'Sansheng Stone Observatory' to look at their past life and their imaginary future life, leave here, and then walk a little way, you can come to the legendary 'Reincarnation Well'.
The 'Samsara Well' is not actually a well, the ghosts have to pass through two small red wooden bridges to come here, this bridge is made to fool the ghosts, there are evil thoughts in the heart, no matter which bridge you go on, what you see is thunder, on the contrary, safe and sound.
After passing through the wooden bridge, you can see that there is a big hole in the ground, the hole is glowing with a faint light, you can't see through what is going on inside, what is shining, the ghost jumps here, not falling in, but is sucked into the sky, the sky is flashing with seven-colored light, the ghost will disappear after being illuminated by this light, and go to the mother's womb. This light is also the only area in the underworld that has the color of the world, and the rest of the place is basically black, white and gray; After the ghost is sucked away by this light, it enters a new cycle.
Before crossing the wooden bridge, the ghost has to drink the 'Meng Po soup' on the other side of the bridge, and it is not an old woman named 'Meng Po' who is responsible for drinking the 'Meng Po soup' to the ghosts, and the ghost is here to scoop out the bowls of the wooden barrel and give them to the ghosts.
This soup is the ghost of an old woman named 'Meng Po' in ancient times who got a prescription from the gods and prepared it in the underworld, and 'Meng Po' has actually been reincarnated so repeatedly a long time ago, and now I don't know which ghost in the underworld has become, or whose child and whose mother's family.
So who gave you this soup? Before the two bridges, there is a place called the 'Samsara Well Inn', where there is a female ghost on duty who is responsible for distributing 'Meng Po soup' to the ghosts. The division of labor in the underworld is quite reliable and meticulous, in order to show respect for the 'Meng Po', all the ghosts who drink the 'Meng Po soup' are female ghosts, and the male ghosts are responsible for escorting those 'ghosts' who are not very good-tempered, and they leave after pressing them down.
In fact, there is a secret in this 'Meng Po Soup', that is, this soup cannot make the ghost forget all the things that happened in the previous life, what makes the ghost forget the past life is the seven-colored light; this 'Meng Po Soup' is to make the ghost become a little confused, and go up with peace of mind, referred to as the 'tranquilizer in the underworld'; no matter how powerful the ghost or even the ghost fairy is, after drinking this bowl of 'Meng Po Soup', you will become an obedient little sheep.
Qin Ide and Wang Xiaocui fought fiercely in Wang Xiaocui's house for I don't know how long, anyway, there is no accurate time in the underworld, after the two of them finished exercising, Wang Xiaocui and Qin Ide set off again over the 'reincarnation well'.
Wang Xiaocui drove directly into the Fantasy Forest, passing by the 'Sanshengshi Lookout', Qin Ed looked out of the window and found that the ghosts lining up at the lookout platform were lined up from the top of the stage to the bottom of the stage, just like the Great Wall tourists during the National Day Golden Week, densely packed.
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The car finally stopped outside the 'Samsara Well Inn', although this inn is called an inn, but there is no roof and no wall, that is, there is a large floor made of gray floor tiles on the ground, and there are many working areas on the floor, all of which are female ghosts who pour 'Meng Po soup' for the ghosts. It looks like when I was in elementary school, a dentist from a certain hospital came to the school to 'apply fluoride' to the students to protect the child's dental health.
After Wang Xiaocui and Qin Ide got out of the car, Wang Xiaocui looked at Qin Ide and pointed to the inside of the inn, and said at the same time: "Sister Liu is inside, you can go in and find her by yourself, and the slave family will go back to return to Sister Zhao~." Qin Ed turned his head to look at this so-called inn, thinking that there are so many ghosts here, where do I have to go to find her. However, Qin Ide still nodded and said, "Well, you can go back first, but your car, can you lend me a few days to play."
Wang Xiaocui smiled and nodded, turned the car back into a 1:43 scale car and handed it to Qin Aide, and at the same time snuggled up to Qin Aide and said: "Blow on it when you use it, just like your slave's little mouth, be gentle and gentle~ and then throw it into the air, it will become the size just now, put it away and it will be the same as I slap the slave's ass, just pat it three times vigorously."
Qin Ed nodded depressedly and said, "Okay, I'll go in to find Liu Qingqing." Wang Xiaocui said: "Later, you remember to go back to 'Tongyou City', the slave family is waiting for you at the 'half-step office'~." Qin Ed nodded, and after being taken advantage of by Wang Xiaocui again, Wang Xiaocui left with a very happy mood.
Qin Ide turned around and walked into this so-called 'Reincarnation Well Inn', looking for Liu Qingqing's figure in the dense queue, those ghosts waiting to drink soup all noticed Qin Ide, and wondered why this ghost didn't come to line up?
Qin Aide searched for several queues but didn't find Liu Qingqing, thinking that Wang Xiaocui and Zhao Yunyun had joined forces to play tricks on themselves, and at this moment, a female ghost came over and asked, "Your Excellency is Mr. Qin Aide Qin?" ”。
Qin Ed turned his head to look at this female ghost, and was almost scared out of Xiang by her, this also looks too burly, are you sure you didn't make a mistake in gender, Qin Ed hurriedly said, 'Yes'. The female ghost sent a salute to Qin Aide, and then said, "Miss Liu has been waiting for a long time, please come with me." (To be continued.) )