Chapter 81: The Funeral Parlor The Resurrected Body 2

The woman's soft words made Qin Ed get goosebumps and tremble involuntarily; Seeing Qin Aide like this, Sun Xiaotong asked, "Do you know her?" Who is this female ghost? ”。 The words of Sun Xiaotong, the www.biquge.info of the pen "Fun" Pavilion, made Wang Xiaocui, who was attached to the female corpse, a little dissatisfied, she turned her head to look at Sun Xiaotong and asked: "Who are you talking about, who is the female ghost, I am a living person now."

Sun Xiaotong smiled disdainfully, walked to the side and picked up the 'sparse ordinary Dharma Protector Card' on the ground, only to see that the portrait on the wooden card had faded, she quickly turned her head to look at Wang Xiaocui and Qin Aide, thinking to herself What method did this female living dead use to break her own 'Dharma Protector King Kong' spell? It actually weakened the spiritual power on the wooden card so much, and it was silent.

Qin Aide pushed Wang Xiaocui away, and said with an embarrassed face: "You... Why do you want to possess a corpse? ”。 Wang Xiaocui bewitched and patted Qin Aide on the chest, and said at the same time: "Oh, I am a slave for your good, people and ghosts have different paths... It's not good if you die of coolness, so I thought of this way, you see how my body is, how my body is, and the charm of my ******** still exists." Qin Ide didn't know what to say when he opened his mouth when he heard this, please, your body is a cold corpse that can move, can it be compared to a living person? And the purpose of you came to steal the corpse was why you wanted to 'what' with me. Hey, I'll go, I knew I would meet you, so I asked my brother to come to the funeral home.

When Sun Xiaotong heard this, he didn't have to guess to know who the female ghost in this female living dead was? Nima, this is not that, who else can that 'drama ghost' Wang Xiaocui be? At this time, Sun Xiaotong's face darkened, and he took out the Taishan hammer and pointed at Wang Xiaocui and said angrily: "'Drama ghost', I finally caught you today, I will knock you to death a pervert!" ”。 Wang Xiaocui turned her head to look at Sun Xiaotong when she heard this, and at the same time smiled charmingly and said, "Ouch, why are you so angry, people are not familiar with you." Sun Xiaotong ignored what she said, picked up the hammer and ran over to smash it, and Wang Xiaocui dodged with a flexible body.

Qin Aide, who was standing behind Wang Xiaocui, was unfortunately injured by Sun Xiaotong, he hurriedly took a step back, and said at the same time: "I said that you should smash it on time." Sun Xiaotong chased Wang Xiaocui and smashed it, and at the same time said angrily: "You get out of the way!" ”。 Wang Xiaocui was chased by Sun Xiaotong, still smiling, she teased Sun Xiaotong like a monkey, running around in the cold storage, having a lot of fun.

Chen Baolai walked up to Qin Aide and whispered: "I said that you kid is okay, you hooked up with a female ghost before you died, by the way, can this ghost get married?" ”。 Qin Aide looked at Chen Baolai expressionlessly and asked, "Do you want to get married again after suffering a loss?" ”。 Chen Baolai said with a firm face: "I still believe in love." When Qin Ide heard this, he patted the back of his head and said at the same time: "Believe your sister, you can come out of this body first."

Chen Baolai is a living dead man who doesn't feel pain, but he said with a depressed face: "I just believe in my sister to make it like this." After saying that, he squatted on the ground and began to enter sad mode, Qin Ide looked at Chen Baolai and really didn't know what to say, your uncle is 40 years old, why is he still like this? But then again, isn't the daughter-in-law who brought you a cuckold the same one your sister introduced... What a pit brother.

Wang Xiaocui and Sun Xiaotong made trouble in the freezer for a while, until Sun Xiaotong panted and leaned on a metal bed in the center of the cold storage and glared at Wang Xiaocui, which could be regarded as stopping the farce.

Sun Xiaotong put the Taishan hammer on the bed, took out the 'Five Elements Law Seal' and threw it into the air, the 'Five Elements Law Seal' glowed in the air and then evolved into a five-pointed star magic circle in the air, and pressed against Wang Xiaocui, Qin Ide saw this, thinking that this would be a big trouble, he hurriedly stopped in front of Wang Xiaocui and said at the same time: "Don't do it yet, you damaged this body, we can't do this business." Sun Xiaotong said angrily: "Get out!" You just want to protect this female ghost! ”。

"What? I didn't mean that" Qin Ide replied with a depressed face, who thought that Wang Xiaocui hugged Qin Ide's waist from behind and looked like a bird, and said at the same time: "Dear~ You are so handsome, the slave family loves you to death." Damn, aren't you fixing me? At this time, Qin Ed really wanted to escape.

When Sun Xiaotong heard this, he was even more angry when he saw Wang Xiaocui's appearance, not to mention that he controlled the magic circle and pressed towards Qin Aide and Wang Xiaocui, Qin Aide's face turned white, the formation of the combination of the five elements of the magic seal is very similar to the 'drawing talismans' in the talisman chapter, but the former is a physical attack that can hurt people, and the latter can only hurt demons and monsters. Qin Ide wanted to escape, but he didn't think that Wang Xiaocui hugged Qin Ide tightly and refused to let go, Qin Ide bit and released the internal qi and bounced Wang Xiaocui away, but when he wanted to run, it was tragic, the magic circle pressed down on him, pressed him to the ground, and then the magic circle began to release its power, a burst of cold, plus a burst of heat, plus a burst of lightning and thunder, what a messy pain began to attack in every pore of his body.

Qin Aide was miserable, Sun Xiaotong's face turned white, and he hurriedly put away the magic circle; Wang Xiaocui hurriedly ran to Qin Aide's side, hugged him in his arms, and asked anxiously, "My dear, are you okay?" Qin Ed was so dizzy from being injured by this magic array that he couldn't say a word, how could he answer Wang Xiaocui's question. Wang Xiaocui glared at Sun Xiaotong angrily and said angrily: "You woman is so vicious!" I'm going to kill you".

Sun Xiaotong was slightly stunned, thinking that this character's identity seemed to be wrong.

I saw that Wang Xiaocui's body suddenly became stiff, her eyes closed, and the female corpse turned back into a corpse again, Wang Xiaocui's ghost floated out from the heavenly spirit cover of the female corpse, and at this time Sun Xiaotong saw a murderous Wang Xiaocui's body with a fierce face. Originally, it was quite cold in the cold storage, but now that there is more yin energy emitted by Wang Xiaocui, it is beginning to frost here.

Sun Xiaotong only felt that she was going to the northern country in winter, it was so cold that she couldn't stand it, she hurriedly sealed her hands and recited the strange syllable mantra at the same time, and her body instantly adapted to this cold. Wang Xiaocui looked at Sun Xiaotong and asked, "Why do you want to hurt my dear!" ”。

Sun Xiaotong was angry when she heard this, she pointed at Wang Xiaocui floating in the air and scolded: "What your dear! You are a ghost and he is a human, how can they be together! Aren't you daydreaming? ”。 Wang Xiaocui looked down at the dear who was still unconscious at this time, and then said, "Hmph! I don't need you to say that I know, so I came here to find a suitable body, I didn't expect to meet such a vicious woman as you, and what I can't get will be destroyed, you are so ruthless! ”。

Sun Xiaotong was sweating profusely in his heart, and he was also thundered by Wang Xiaocui's words, why did he feel that what Wang Xiaocui said was the same as the dialogue of the TV series? But how did you become a bad person? Sun Xiaotong took out the 'Sparse Ordinary Dharma Protector Card' and summoned four 'Dharma Protector Vajra', and the already small cold storage was crowded with four Dharma Protector Vajra at this time. Look at Sun Xiaotong's posture, he is preparing to start a war with Wang Xiaocui.

Wang Xiaocui sneered, waved out with one hand, turning the surrounding environment into pitch black, and then she brought everyone present to the real environment she had created, which in Liang Yifu's words was a small space of another dimension. At this time, they came to a stage, Sun Xiaotong glanced at both sides and said, "I don't know what's wrong with your head?" But I really have no intention of hurting the coward."

Wang Xiaocui picked up Qin Aide, who was still lying on the ground, carried him to the stage, and then floated to the stage to look at Sun Xiaotong and sneered: "Hmph, you woman is jealous, aren't you?" Sun Xiaotong exclaimed when he heard this: "What!? ”。 Wang Xiaocui covered her mouth with her hands and smiled: "Hehe... I'm also a woman, how can I not see it." Then she turned angry and said: "I will not be polite to my rival."

As soon as the words fell, Wang Xiaocui waved his hands and released dozens of yin qi attacks, Sun Xiaotong hurriedly let the 'Dharma Protector King Kong' dodge, and at the same time he hurriedly ran towards the background of the stage. Sun Xiaotong took out the 'Yin Yang Double Bamboo Sword' and threw it at a 'Dharma Protector King Kong', and the 'Dharma Protector King Kong' instantly had two more weapons in his hand, and then Sun Xiaotong took out another 'shield chess piece' and threw it at the other three 'Dharma Protector King Kong', she read at the same time: "Heaven escapes, earth escapes, people escape, and the gods will enter the escape to show their magical powers!" After speaking, the three 'Dharma Protector King Kong' instantly flashed with golden light, and after a burst of light, the appearance of the three 'Dharma Protector King Kong' changed, one became a general wearing black black iron armor and holding a spear, and the other became a general wearing silver silver armor and holding a sword, and the remaining one was the most bizarre, it turned out to be a person wearing modern special forces equipment and holding a firearm... of military personnel.

The three 'Dharma Protector Vajra' have achieved a qualitative improvement, and Sun Xiaotong looked at Wang Xiaocui with a proud face and said, "I'll try my new trick with you today." The main reason why these three 'Dharma Protector Vajra' will become like this is because Sun Xiaotong has learned the formation in the 'Zhengtian Formation Chapter'. This three-escape open formation can make the 'Dharma Protector King Kong' in a certain period of time to obtain the power of the heavens, earth, and people, and become three gods representing the heavens, earth, and people. The Dharma Protector Vajra has taken on the form of the most powerful warrior of our time, and he also has the name of 'Imperial General', which symbolizes the emperor of the world.

At the beginning, the appearance of the 'imperial general' was still the appearance of a mighty military general wearing Ming Dynasty armor and holding a sword, when Sun Xiaotong and Grandpa Sun were testing this new formation, they also collapsed The shape of this 'imperial general' was the most powerful, but I thought that just a few words of praise, the 'imperial general' became the appearance of this soldier, and Sun Xiaotong and Grandpa Sun were both speechless at that time. Later, Sun Xiaotong found that this change was also very good, because having a long-range attack fighter could greatly improve the combat effectiveness of the team.

Only three of the four 'Dharma Protector Vajra' have become stronger, and the rest of them are not soy sauce, and his old appearance is only temporary, in fact, when the ancestor wanted to make four 'Dharma Protector Vajra', there is a saying, that is, it represents the four seasons, and it also symbolizes the essence, qi, God, heaven, earth, and man, and the extra one represents the trinity, which is the unity of the three escapes and the three elements.

However, Sun Xiaotong's 'Sun Wu Creation Chapter' is an entry-level cultivation method and mantra for internal qi, and her talent is actually not very good, and she still can't cultivate internal qi, let alone any powerful internal qi, so she didn't let the last 'Dharma Protector Vajra' open the mode of returning to the Yuan with three escapes, resulting in him only being a soy sauce player.

Wang Xiaocui couldn't help but be slightly startled when she saw this situation, she knew that these guys must not be easy to mess with, but she was not really immortal in her own field, and it was irrational to fight against these three majestic giants, in case the other party broke the ghost door she hid, she would disappear, so she decided to dodge behind the set first. Then she turned into a puff of smoke and vanished.

Sun Xiaotong laughed loudly when he saw Wang Xiaocui running away, and then said: "I'm afraid, don't hurry up and get me out of here, be careful that I let your soul fly." At this moment, Chen Baolai, who was squatting next to the curtain, cautiously came to Sun Xiaotong's side and asked, "I said sister, you guys will slow down this battle first, can you help me get out of my body?" ”。 Sun Xiaotong looked at Chen Baolai and shrugged his shoulders, and then pointed to Qin Aide in the audience and said, "You have to let him deal with this, you are not in my business." Chen Bao looked at Qin Aide, who was still lying in the audience, and nodded, and then cautiously walked in front of the three generals.

Sun Xiaotong saw that he had nothing to do, so he asked the three generals to conduct actual combat exercises here, that is, let the three of them compete by themselves, and the sound of swords and spears colliding instantly sounded on the stage that was half the size of a regular football field, and the flames were splashing, isn't this the 'imperial general' made it, he has a gun! It's not a problem for a sudden bullet to shoot 500 miles.

Chen Baolai held his head and ran towards the edge of the stage like a fleeing victim, but he was still shocked by the aftermath of the grenade thrown by the 'imperial general', he screamed and fell off the stage, fortunately he was a corpse without touch and pain, but he still habitually touched his arm and stood up, and when he turned around, he saw Qin Ide who was leaning against the edge of the stage smoking a cigarette, his whole person was blinded, he walked up to Qin Ide and asked, "You are...". Qin Ide patted the floor next to him and motioned for Chen Baolai to sit down, and then handed him a cigarette.

Chen Baolai asked, "When did you wake up?" ”。 Qin Ed smiled: "Heh, I pretended, I didn't faint." Chen Baolai asked with a puzzled expression, "Then why didn't you go up to help just now?" ”。 Qin Ed smiled bitterly: "What can I do? Then Wang Xiaocui, can I beat her? She's not a bad ghost, but if I don't beat her, Sun Xiaotong won't make me feel better, so I just don't care." As soon as the words fell, a shock of gunpowder smoke blew over their heads, and Qin Ed patted the fragments of his hair and said at the same time: "Oh, let me go, this upgraded Dharma Protector Vajra is still physical?" ”。

Chen Baolai shook his head helplessly and said, "Women...", Qin Ide nodded and said, "Yes, I really don't know what they are thinking." At this time, Qin Ide really wanted to exchange with Liang Yifu to go to school to catch ghosts, in fact, how could you have thought that your senior brother Liang Yifu wanted to swap Lao Wang and Lao Wen with Sun Xiaotong, you two really thought of a piece, wonderful junior brothers.

I don't know what idea Wang Xiaocui came up with, she actually changed into a dress dressed as a woman disguised as a man and dressed in the armor of a Tang Dynasty military general to join the military exercises, because Sun Xiaotong was dozing off in front of the background at this time, in fact, she would be sleepy It was also Wang Xiaocui's deliberate, because this is Wang Xiaocui's space, and it is too easy to let a living person sleep. And the three generals would not stop the civil war and fight Wang Xiaocui without receiving Sun Xiaotong's instructions, so four hostile combat units were formed on the stage at this time.

And the 'Dharma Protector King Kong' who stayed next to Sun Xiaotong looked anxious when he saw this, he squatted down and wanted to wake up Sun Xiaotong, but he was a virtual body, so he couldn't touch Sun Xiaotong, seeing that his three good brothers and that one were still fighting inwardly, and he was injured by Wang Xiaocui from time to time, which made him very anxious and at a loss.

Wang Xiaocui didn't expect that after Sun Xiaotong fell asleep, the three generals who could easily defeat themselves were so embarrassed by themselves, at this time, the armor on the 'Heavenly General' had been shattered, and the weapon of the 'Earth General' was also knocked off the ground by the bullets fired by the submachine gun of the 'Imperial General', and he was now entangled by Wang Xiaocui and couldn't pick up weapons, and at the same time, he had to face the opponent who specialized in long-range attacks to sneak attack him, which really made him unable to separate. Fortunately, there is a 'Heavenly General' dragging the 'Imperial General', otherwise this 'Earth General' would have been consumed by Wang Xiaocui's Yin Qi attack.

I don't know how long the fight took on stage, Qin Ide and Chen Baolai had already smoked 3 cigarettes offstage, Chen Baolai suddenly asked: "Why did you say that this exercise has not stopped for so long?" ”。 Qin Ide shook his head and didn't speak, at this moment, the anxious 'Dharma Protector King Kong' flew to the stage and found Qin Ide, gesturing something in front of him, Qin Ed frowned and stood up, looked at the stage, and thought to himself, why is this infighting? Wang Xiaocui, when did you come back?

He turned around and asked, "What's wrong?" What about your master? ”。‘ Dharma Protector King Kong hurriedly gestured to a sleeping position, but Qin Ed couldn't understand it, Chen Baolai hurriedly said: "Sleep, did you say that your master is sleeping?" ”。‘ Dharma Protector Vajra' pointed at Chen Baolai and nodded.

Then the 'Dharma Protector King Kong' took Qin Ed and Chen Baolai from the stage to the vicinity of the background board, Qin Ed and Chen Baolai climbed up from the side, Qin Ed followed the 'Dharma Protector King Kong' to Sun Xiaotong, no matter how much he shouted at her, he couldn't wake up, he couldn't wake up when he patted her, and the whole person was like drinking 'fragment wine'. Qin Ed looked at the 'Dharma Protector Vajra' and asked, "Your master can't wake up, is there any way for your brothers to stop fighting among themselves?" ”。‘ Dharma Protector Vajra shrugged his shoulders helplessly and began to gesture again, which meant that unless the three of them withdrew the power of the retreat, or were defeated, they would not stop.

Qin Ide and Chen Baolai turned to look at the big brawl on the stage, and Chen Baolai suddenly spoke: "Can you deal with my affairs first?" ”。 Qin Ide didn't speak or look at him, he took out the 'Kanshui Awakening Talisman' and the 'Fire Breaking Talisman' from his trouser pocket and pasted them on Chen Baolai's body, Chen Baolai's soul was instantly shocked out and fell to the ground. Chen Baolai patted his buttocks and stood up, looked at the corpse that fell to the ground, and said, "Great, it's finally out."

Qin Ide said with a serious face: "It's not good now, those three guys are out of control." After Qin Ide finished speaking, he looked at the 'Dharma Protector Vajra' and said, "You are here to protect your master and this guy, as well as his corpse." 'Dharma Protector King Kong' nodded, and then Qin Aide took out a stack of talismans and ran quickly to the center of the stage, then threw out the talismans and shouted at the same time: "Wang Xiaocui, you hurry up!" ”。

The talisman flew in the air, the three generals were slightly stunned, Wang Xiaocui heard Qin Ide calling her, she hurriedly flew towards Qin Ide and asked at the same time, "Honey, are you okay?" ”。 Qin Ide didn't reply, and then shouted, "Fu Qi!" Fu Zheng formed a 'Beacon Fire Heaven Demon Destroying Array' according to the control of his telekinesis, trapping the three generals in three independent flame cages, and the three generals were trapped, but they still did not lose their blood as warriors, and they continued to use their housekeeping skills against the cage to escape. But how could he have thought that the abilities of these three generals were beyond Qin Ide's imagination, and it only took less than 10 seconds to break through the cage and run out, what made Qin Ed most depressed was that the three of them flew towards Qin Ed and attacked him, Qin Ide hurriedly shouted: "You hide first!" ”。

Qin Ed dodged the attack of the 'Heavenly General', then took out a bunch of talismans and threw them in the air, and then shouted: "Fu Qi!" As soon as the words fell, a powerful internal qi erupted from his body, instantly igniting all the talismans, and the talismans formed a huge net in the air to press the three generals to the ground, and the three of them couldn't move at this time but still kept struggling.

Qin Ide breathed a sigh of relief and took Wang Xiaocui to Sun Xiaotong's side, Qin Ide looked at Wang Xiaocui and asked, "Did you make her faint?" Can you wake her up? ”。 Wang Xiaocui changed back into her daughter's appearance, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, the slave family will only make people faint, not wake them up, but don't worry, she will wake up after sleeping for 7 and a half hours." Qin Ide was sweating profusely when he heard this, his own formation couldn't trap these three generals, and this Sun Xiaotong still had to sleep for 15 hours? What should I do now, I heard her say that there is a time limit for the opening of the three escapes, but how long is this?

At this moment, Qin Ide looked at Wang Xiaocui and asked, "Can you take us to the mountains, preferably in a place where there is no one." Wang Xiaocui nodded after thinking about it, and with a wave of one hand, the surrounding scene turned black, and then it changed, Wang Xiaocui actually took them to the lawn where Qin Ed fought with Luo Sanming before. At this time, the net-shaped magic circle was still suppressing the three generals, and Qin Aide breathed a sigh of relief in his heart again. Wang Xiaocui saw that Qin Ide was troubled, and she said, "My dear... Are you angry? ”。

Qin Ide shook his head with a calm face and said, "No, I'm wondering what kind of bad luck I have fallen on, and I will encounter this?" ”。 When Wang Xiaocui heard this, he hurriedly threw himself into Qin Ide's arms, Qin Ide hurriedly took a step back and said at the same time: "I'll go, it's cold, if you want to hug it, it's not at this time." When Wang Xiaocui heard this, he hurriedly sat on the ground and cried: "You... You hate me". Qin Ed was depressed to death, thinking to himself, how dare I dislike you? It's not good, either you will be tossed to death, or you will be tossed to death by Sun Xiaotong.

Chen Baolai hurriedly stepped forward and comforted: "Eldest sister, let's not cry, this kid doesn't want you, do you think I can succeed?" I'm so much better than him, or at least I'm a ghost." Wang Xiaocui scolded: "Get out! You're a bad guy, just like your daughter-in-law." Chen Baolai was poked in the center by her sentence, and drifted under a big tree and began to feel depressed again.

Qin Ed looked at the 'Dharma Protector Vajra', the 'Dharma Protector Vajra' shrugged his shoulders, and at this moment, a familiar voice came from the dark night sky, Qin Ed looked up and looked, it's you!? Come... No, it's Lu Qingfeng, it's Lu Qingfeng, he always wanted to give Qin Ide a salute after he landed, but how did he think that Qin Ide rubbed his hands, and then threw a punch at his left cheek, knocking him to the ground, Lu Qingfeng covered his face and asked, "You, why are you beating me?" ”。

Qin Ed took a deep breath and said, "Where did you take my master?" ”。 Lu Qingfeng stood up and patted his clothes, and told Qin Aide about Uncle Qin, Qin Aide nodded, and then looked at Lu Qingfeng, Lu Qingfeng hurriedly took a step back and said at the same time: "Eh, we are all scholars, don't do it, calm down, steady!" ”。 Qin Ide smiled bitterly, and at this moment, Lu Qingfeng turned his head to look to the left and asked, "Huh?" What is going on with these three generals? ”。 Qin Ed turned his head and looked, I'll go, when did these three guys run out!? At this time, the three generals surrounded Qin Ide and Lu Qingfeng, and were looking at the three of them with a fierce eye, full of gunpowder. (To be continued.) )