Chapter 174: Oddities in the Town
"Doudou, everything will be revealed, there is no soul that died unjustly, and there is no revenge that cannot be avenged. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Gintama gently squeezed Huang Doudou's hand to comfort her. Although I don't understand the rules and systems of the mortal world, if a large-scale disaster occurs in one place, no matter what space it is, the law enforcers will not stand idly by.
The atmosphere in the town is indescribably eerie, pedestrians are in a hurry, and the occasional conversation is very low. Huang Doudou is not familiar with the buildings in the town, and has been away for three years, and now it is not what it used to be, and some of the buildings in her impression have either been demolished or covered by new buildings.
It was nearly noon, and when the two of them passed by a grocery store for the second time, a messy head poked out of it, "Hey, where did you two come from?" What are you selling? ”
In order to hide people's eyes, Huang Doudou specially asked Gintama to prepare a few ordinary medicinal herbs that can be found in the mortal world, and on the way here, he picked a lot of sweet and sour plums from a tree full of green plums and mixed them together, and put them in a bamboo basket to pretend to be a husband and wife selling mountain goods.
Huang Doudou, who was worried about not being able to find someone to inquire, heard the shout, and happily came over, holding the bamboo basket in the crook of his arm and said, "We want to go to the provincial capital to sell some mountain goods, the motorcycle is broken down on the way, is there a motorcycle repair in the town?" ”
(If it weren't for the great god who stopped her from using her divine sense, with the level of the great god, it wouldn't take half a minute to sweep the inside and outside of the town, why spare so many detours and not find a place.)
The reason why the Great God prevented her from using her Divine Sense was that there was a powerful Nine Heavens Thunder waiting in the void above her head, but she didn't know the intention of this Divine Thunder.
The girl scolded indignantly: Is it Yan Jun who released the Xuan Thunder in the Nine Layers of Heaven?
The great god was silent for a long time and shook his head and said: No, Xuanlei does not obey the command of any human being, and no one in the Three Realms is easy to use, they have their own judgment system, and no one knows when they release thunder.
Doudou shrunk his neck and covered his forehead with his hand, worried that the girl in red in his mind would run out and shoot again, and Xuan Lei would burn her to charcoal? )
"Repairing a car?" The head of the chicken nest stretched out his head again, glanced at the plums in the crook of the soybean's arm, swallowed his saliva and said, "There used to be a repair shop, near the town hospital on Beichuan Road, and now there is no work, and there is no one who really doesn't know, you can go and take a look." ”
Huang Doudou found that the head of the chicken nest had been staring at the plums in the basket, and finally caught a big living person who was willing to pay attention to them, so he could not get more useful information.
"Big brother, this is picked from your own fruit tree, there is no pesticide, the water is smart, you can keep some to taste." Pretending to be a middle-aged woman, Huang Doudou thought about the words and deeds of the sisters-in-law in the village on weekdays, and took a large handful of plums and sent them to the head of the chicken nest.
The head of the chicken nest, who had long coveted plums, hurriedly pushed open the window, leaned out half of his body to catch the plums with a smile, picked one up and put it in his mouth and took a big bite, ignoring the juice left at the corner of his mouth, pointing to the silver soul behind Huang Doudou and said, "Is that your big brother?" ”
Huang Doudou wondered, glanced back at Gintama, and then retracted his eyes, "Yes, big brother, my husband is a teacher, don't you believe in helping me sell some fruit to make some money." "The great god is handsome, but the demeanor of the immortal is really easy, and the whole person does not speak at that station, and he emits a kind of elegant atmosphere, saying that the crop man has to be believed.
"Oh, you don't know about here, it's better to be careful, this town is not as good as before, and I don't know what the official master is crazy about, and he doesn't look down on this kind of little white face the most, especially how do you look like a man? I don't think the thin skin and tender meat are not like teaching, anyway, you should pay attention, and hurry up to repair the car somewhere else. ”
Huang Doudou heard what he said, and was already suspicious of the strangeness in the town, so he grabbed a handful of plums and stuffed them into the hand of the chicken nest, "Big brother, do you mean that the mayor doesn't like teachers?" "What's wrong with this, it's not an ancient state official who covers the sky with one hand, and there are still such tyrannical and domineering people in modern society?
"For the sake of your delicious plums, let me tell you, the mayor of the town has gone a lot, have you seen it, our town was not prosperous and lively enough before, right? In the past year, a lot of business people have either lost money or had a bad accident, and some people say that the disaster star of Tianjiawan is now coming to the town, and many people have moved away. The head of the chicken nest was attached to the ear of the soybean bean, and he reached out and grabbed another handful of plums, and said with the pit spitting.
"Scourge? We don't know where Tianjiawan is? Where does this plague begin? Huang Doudou took a deep breath and pretended not to understand, and looked at the head of the chicken nest in confusion.
"Oh, you don't know it's normal, so many people died in Tianjiawan, and the town didn't go to see it, and it wasn't the mayor who blocked the news next to him."
"Tianjiawan is dead?" In order to show that he was afraid, Huang Doudou deliberately shivered.
The head of the chicken nest smiled when he saw her eating like this, "Where are there no dead people?" Isn't it just a little weird to die? Hurry up and take your man back, this mayor has been in office for less than three years, and many young men have been arrested by him under various pretexts. ”
"By the way, if you want to repair the car, hurry up, it's next to the town hospital, you go and inquire." The head of the chicken nest ate a belly of plums, looked at the kernel on the ground and was a little embarrassed to throw out a 10 yuan cent ticket, "I haven't eaten such delicious plums for a long time, this is fruit money, you guys go quickly." ”
After thanking the head of the chicken nest, Huang Doudou turned back to find the silver soul leaning under the tree, "My lord, did you hear that?" Why don't you change your face again? ”
Huang Doudou, as a mortal, has seen a lot of the world as a small man and Huang Dami, and knows that what the head of the chicken nest said is very right, and who to fight with the officials. It's okay to meet honest and honest good officials, but when you encounter those hooligan officials who kill people like mustard, they will start fighting if they don't agree with each other, and in the end, it is the ordinary people who suffer.
"Lady, don't be afraid of that mayor, if my guess is correct, it should be Yan Jun who violated the rules of heaven and went to the mortal world to pretend to be a mortal."
The words of the great god were no less than the explosion of the Nine Heavens Xuanlei, and Miss Huang looked up at the sky in surprise, and pointed at it with her mouth wide open, "Are you here to bombard the King of Hades?" ”
Nine Heavens Xuanlei, entrenched in the sky tens of thousands of miles without falling, when I heard that Zhong Lihua came to the mortal world to play because he left his post without authorization, he was hunted by the heavenly soldiers and generals for several spaces, this old guy still has the face to sue his wife for causing trouble in the world, what is he doing!
By the way, the kind-hearted big brother said just now, as long as the white-skinned men in the town are arrested, the old guy is perverted and hobby, and it's not who he is.
"What now?" Huang Doudou gritted her teeth, the people don't fight with the officials, she didn't say it, it's not that she is afraid of evil forces, and now she also has the ability to save her life, if it weren't for the fear that the Nine Heavens Xuanlei would take her life, and it would affect the great god to sign an unequal treaty with the Nine Heavens for her, she would be full of nonsense and compromise!
"Go to the repair factory first and find out the so-called relatives of the little demon." The face of the Gintama Immortal after changing his face did not look angry, but the words he said were cold and did not have a trace of warmth, which was very much in line with Miss Huang's happy life.
"Let's go! It's a human or a ghost, pull it out and slip it on! Hum! (To be continued.) )