011, really didn't do anything

When some people appear, they have their own protagonist aura and can attract a group of passers-by to watch and scream. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

For example, Bu Chijing.

Some people have a very weak sense of existence, but there are always all kinds of things happening around them, so that they are involved in some kind of unspeakable event.

For example, double ponytails.

There is another kind of person, but it is a standard passerby, but he has to forcibly put on the halo of the protagonist and shine with different fireworks.

It's like pressing the doorbell of the house with a pair of ponytails, and Bu Chijing sees in the cat's eyes, the girl with a, wearing denim hot pants, and a small leather shoulder, showing a small waist and slender thighs, and shining studs on her earlobes.

She is showing her personality all over her body, and it seems that when she walks on the street, she will suddenly roar:

‘iwannarock! rock! ’

Just her, the one who came to check the water meter.

Bu Chijing glanced at the sleeping double ponytails on the sofa, and said loudly: "Show your documents, and wear the relevant work uniforms before working, otherwise I will complain to the relevant departments." ”

"Huh?" The sex girl outside was stunned and asked, "Who are you?" I'm looking for zero! She's not at home! ”

"Please state your specific identity."

"Who am I that you can control? Open the door! Let me in! Are you a thief? I can tell you, if you dare to steal from my cousin's house, I will definitely want you to look good! You know what I'm messing with! Hurry up and open the door! ”

Cousin?

Bu Chijing suddenly understood the relationship between the characters.

Bang bang bang!

The wild cousin began to slam the door hard, and the sound of the smashing was also accompanied by a certain rhythmic drum beat.

Bu Chijing lowered his head and thought for a moment, turned around, and ignored the sound of slamming the door for the time being. walked to the sofa, hugged Zero horizontally, the figure flickered slightly, appeared at the staircase, flashed again, and arrived at the room of Zero.

Only a gust of wind blew, and nothing else was unusual.

put Zero on her bed, helped her make up the pillow, covered her with a towel, looked at her quiet little face in her sleep, and a slight smile appeared on the corner of Bu Chijing's mouth.

Closing the window and closing the door, Bu Chijing's figure flashed again, and opened the door before the girl outside the door took out her mobile phone to call the police.

"Please come in."

"You!" Cousin Zero's mouth opened, and it was a little out of place.

The door opened, and the young man with soft light special effects and gentle temperament throbbed the heart of this rock girl in an instant.

The decibel of her voice immediately reduced to one-tenth of its original value: "You are ......"

"I'm my boyfriend at Zero, and I'm here with her today." Bu Chijing said politely, naturally not treating himself as an outsider, and beckoned, "Please come in." ”

"Oh, okay, boyfriend?" Cousin Zero blinked.

This is a girl with a cute face, but because of her short hair and dress, she looks like a tomboy.

Then the tomboy suddenly put his hands behind his back, his feet together, his exposed thighs slightly staggered, and he bowed his head and said: "I'm Zero's cousin, my English name is Yasels, my real name is Qu Jiaying, you, you call me a little drum, that's what everyone in my band calls me." ”

Bu Chijing: Is there any inevitable connection between these three titles?

Closing the door, Qu Jiaying took off the slippers with high heels, and the ten toes were painted with different finger paint, and carefully stepped on the clean floor.

Half a minute later, Qu Jiaying sat on the sofa, her little hand tugging on her small shoulder, trying to make it cover her somewhat bold dress, and her face was slightly red when she sat there.

The impact of these curses on Bu Chijing was no longer strange, and he sat on the sofa naturally, like a parent who was having an ideological education conversation.

"Are you looking for Zero?"

"Ah, yes, I made an appointment with her to go out shopping together today."

"She's still sleeping, maybe she's not feeling well, and she can't go out with you." Bu Chijing said lightly.

The cousin hurriedly said, "It's okay, it's okay, she's just recuperating." ”

"Is there anything else you can do?"

"I'm leaving, bear with me if there is anything to disturb you!"

From saying the above sentence to the door being slowly closed, Qu Jiaying was dizzy.

Knowing the 'click' sound, the door was locked, and Qu Jiaying came back to her senses a little.

Syllable! She covered her face with her hands and said secretly: What's wrong with me?

However, the boyfriend who returned to zero is so handsome.

Well, you must ask her when she can't think of breaking up with this boy, and she must see the stitches and take advantage of the situation!

She looked up at the door, preoccupied, and was about to leave the place three times in turn. As soon as Qu Jiaying left, her figure was just out of sight from the window of the zero room, and the car of her parents stopped at the door.

It seems that the two finally discovered the inappropriateness of their behavior, and felt that it was really a risky act to leave the two sixteen-year-old boys and girls at home, so they rushed back early.

Seeing this, Bu Chijing could only put the phone back in his pocket.

He looked down at Zero's sleeping face and shook his head.

Let's make a plan that is less likely to go wrong, tomorrow.

……

When Zero woke up in a daze, it was already dinner time in the evening, and she yawned longly, feeling that she had never slept so comfortably, so comfortable that she couldn't lift her spirits.

Wait, as if something happened.

Scenes poured out of my mind......

The sky was spinning, her eyes were misty, and then she slowly fell back, and before her heavy eyelids closed, she saw Bu Chijing's approaching face.

"Ahh

She sat on the bed and screamed, but she covered her mouth halfway through the scream, and her eyes were suddenly misty with tears.

I must have passively defiled the pure body of that great demon king!

Well, I must have been defiled by the current Great Demon King!

looked down at the one-piece pajamas on his body, and covered the underwear inside the pajamas with his little hands, and realized it for a while.

Doesn't it seem to hurt like it says in the book?

Isn't something happening?

But that big demon king is drugged himself! Before he fell unconscious, he saw the sneer on the corner of Bu Chijing's mouth!

Could it be......

She quickly stood up, crying out tears, her little hands gently groping behind her.

Hey? I didn't feel anything out of the ordinary.

Could it be him......

Perverted?!

Huh? No way?

But to be reasonable, there's no reason why what happened wasn't what I thought.

Did the current Great Demon King really not do anything to himself? The plot unfolds in the wrong way, shouldn't I be like the heroines in those comics, sinking in the palm of the big demon king, step by step into a poor doll, and being written a shameful 'meat' word on his head?

Oh yes, it's not meat.

In short, I was not bullied!

This gave Zero a long sigh of relief. But how can this matter be easily stopped, her sense of self-protection and rights protection is still very strong!

Rushing out of the room and stumbling downstairs, she shouted to her parents who were hugging each other on the sofa and watching TV: "Let's see if we have lost anything valuable!" That guy knocked me unconscious! It must be a theft! ”

"Oh, oops, you're really still messing with Buchi's classmates." Zero's mother chuckled and said, "Don't miss a good boy because of your little temper." ”

"Hahaha, what does a stupid daughter say, how can she steal, this is slandering the personality of others, it's not right!" Zero Dad is seriously educated.

"Can you trust me!"

Zero shook the ponytails on both sides with both hands, and was speechless for a while.

"It's not that I don't believe you," Gui Ling's mother smiled, "My boyfriend is too good, so I have an inferiority complex in my heart, which is a very normal youthful psychology." But if you really like him, you have to accept all of his excellence. ”

"Alas! I can't tell you! You guys! Gui Zero held his head and went crazy for a while: "They have all become slaves of the Great Demon King!" With that, he turned around and ran to the bathroom on the first floor.

Bang!

The bathroom door was slammed shut.

"It's really youthful."

"Our daughter's temper should be managed, it's easy to be disgusted if she is too willful."

"Little Zero!" Dad Zero shouted, "Don't sleep lazy tomorrow morning, find beautiful clothes!" Your boyfriend asked you to go shopping, and my mother agreed! ”

"Me! No! Go-"

The crack in the door shook with a roar of zero.

However, the next morning, wearing a beige dress, he walked in the shopping plaza with a black face, staring at the back half a meter in front of him.

This abominable Demon King!

She suddenly pounced, strangled Bu Chijing's neck with both hands, and bit Bu Chijing's ear with one mouth.

"You return my homebody's daily life! Ahh ”