Chapter 10: A Man Who Sells Hot Flights

"Just put it on the wooden cart too. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Wang Ruhua pointed to a hidden corner of the wooden cart.

When everything was ready, Wang Ruhua pushed the small wooden cart on the road.

Lao Wang in the backyard looked at the figure of the new head and sighed helplessly. I didn't expect that the sect was so poor that the head of the sect would do business himself! But it doesn't matter, I have been in the Dou faction for more than 40 years, and I have long regarded this as my home, no matter how depressed the Dou faction is, I will stick to it and become a solid life backing for the Dou faction!

Thinking of this, Lao Wang, who was holding a spatula, looked a little firmer.

At this time, Wang Ruhua was wearing a man's dress, her eyebrows were thick and black with black charcoal, and her face was also ruthlessly smeared with ash by herself, and the upper body of the original owner had no obvious female characteristics, so no one could tell that this was a female baby. Because the original owner's body was originally slender and weak, she made it like this, and he became a cute and beautiful man.

Wang Ruhua took out a banana leaf from the seal of the head and spread it on the ground, wiped off the soil covering the root of the leaf, and a line of small words appeared on it. This line of small words is the mantra that urges the banana leaves to fly. The mantra of each plantain leaf is different. Wang Ruhua felt like she was scratching a lottery ticket.

Pushing the cart onto the banana leaf and standing on it himself, Wang Ruhua recited the mantra "Thank you for your patronage!" The banana leaf flew up with people and cars.

Flying over a mountain peak, the banana leaf stopped outside the gate of a county town. This county seat is exactly where the Rexiang faction and the fighting faction recruited students together two months later. Wang Ruhua put the banana leaves back into the seal of the head of the house, and pretended to be an ordinary merchant cart and entered the city.

The county seat is very large and very prosperous, Wang Ruhua came to the prosperous area with the memory of the original owner, and a big arena not far away is the place where the two factions will recruit students and set up a stage. At this time, no matter where Wang Ruhua goes, everyone will avoid her and cast strange glances at her.

Seeing the reaction of passers-by, Wang Ruhua was very satisfied with the materials prepared by Lao Wang, put a few pieces of stinky tofu in the millet porridge, poured some vinegar, and sprinkled some mustard, the original golden millet porridge has become a disgusting color. But Wang Ruhua couldn't smell the taste at all, because the Juewei Dan she had eaten before could make herself unable to smell or taste anything for a whole day.

When she came to a booth where she wrote letters on behalf of others, Wang Ruhua lowered her voice and asked, "Sir, please write me a signboard!" ”

The stall owner didn't hear it just now, he smelled it first, covered his nose and hid back: "What kind of signboard is written on the dung truck, go away quickly, don't stop me from doing business!" ”

"The stall owner, my car is not dung," Wang Ruhua took out some broken silver from her arms and shook it in front of the stall owner's eyes, "This is my family's ancestral snack!" ”

When the stall owner saw the money, he immediately changed his attitude, accepted the money, and took out a roll of signboard cloth: "Little brother, what signboard do you say to write?" ”

Five minutes later, Wang Ruhua took the written signboard, scooped a bowl of hot porridge from the bucket, and sold it near the stage.

"Hey, all the strong men, come and do this bowl of hot Xiang! Ancestral snack 'Xiang', don't regret it! ”

The signboard with the words "Ancestral Snack 'Xiang'" fluttered in the wind, Wang Ruhua was holding a bowl of steaming hot porridge and struggling to sell it, and the bucket of dung water hidden in the corner of the wooden cart tirelessly exuded an unbearable smell, mixed with the smell of stinky tofu faintly wafting out of the hot porridge, forming a shocking stench. The originally bustling crowd was cut off by Wang Ruhua's stall, and everyone covered their mouths and noses to avoid it in horror.

"Hahaha, all strong men, don't hurry up and dry this bowl of hot Xiang! A bowl of ten copper coins is very cheap! Wang Ruhua continued to sell, and she was already smiling in her heart.

In fact, Wang Ruhua doesn't know whether this operation can achieve results. She wants to use these days to form a conditioned reflex for the masses here, and when she sees and hears the word "Rexiang", she will reflexively think of disgusting words such as "extremely smelly" and "poop", thus indirectly destroying the image of the Rexiang faction.

Under Wang Ruhua's repeated instigation, there were still people who couldn't resist curiosity and approached: "I'll have a bowl!" ”

The street bully strode forward, stared at the crowd who only looked at it for a week, and said in his heart, who calls himself a strong man, look at their dodging and dodging looks.

Wang Ruhua took the money, scooped a bowl and handed it to the first person willing to try.

"Poof!" Xiaobawang only took one bite and couldn't help but spit it out. All this is within Wang Ruhua's expectations, who really thinks it is delicious, it is really unprecedented and unprecedented.

"What kind of snack is this, it's disgusting!" Xiaobawang took two more bites, spit out the residue in his mouth, and threw the bowl on the ground, "Pay back the money!" ”

Seeing the angry appearance of this unjust boss, Wang Ruhua said quietly: "After drinking Xiang, I will respect you as a man!" But you not only waste food, but also destroy the environment, presumably you don't want to be a man, you admit it! ”

At this time, there were already a lot of people around the stall. Although the smell is very stinky, the street fighter has already had the posture of smashing the stall, and everyone's desire to watch the excitement has always overcome everything.

"Little overlord, don't admit it! Let's take a look at a bowl of hot Xiang! I don't know who shouted, and the crowd of onlookers immediately erupted in echo. The general public has never had much sympathy for such gangsters.

Xiaobawang said in his heart, if you tell me to drink it, I will drink it, what kind of person have I become? So he rolled up his sleeves and revealed his strong arms: "Hurry up and pay back!" Otherwise, I'll smash your stall! ”

Wang Ruhua is not afraid, she is now a beginner and second-level monk, and she can deal with this kind of person who uses brute force with a random trick of grass mud horse or Jinhua ham. The people around knew that Xiaobawang was going to move seriously as long as he rolled up his sleeves, so they all immediately stopped crying and silently sweating for this small body selling Xiang Xiaosheng.

Wang Ruhua's face did not change, and said seriously: "My bowl of Xiang is for a strong man to drink, and only people who are worthy of the word strong man will drink Xiang, if you don't drink it, you don't want to be a strong man." If you don't want to be a strong man, it's just that you smash my stall, even if you don't make others a strong man, your heart is really bad! ”

"I-" The little overlord was speechless for a moment, he had brute strength, although he didn't understand it very well, but he peeked at the people around him and nodded frequently, and he still felt that these words must be very powerful. looked at the weak Xiangxiang Xiaosheng in front of him, and he didn't look surprised, so that the little overlord couldn't see the depth at once, and he didn't dare to act rashly.

"It's just, it's just because of you, it's too hard to drink, and it smells like poop! I was angry and fell, and I was understandably offended! "If you slip away directly, it will be very shameless, and Xiaobawang will find a reason to excuse himself.

"Does it stink?" Wang Ruhua picked up a bowl of Xiang and sniffed it with her nose.

"Is it hard to drink?" Wang Ruhua picked up the bowl and drank half a bowl in one go.

"Less demons confuse the public, less influence on my trading!" Wang Ruhua pretended to be angry, pointed at the nose of the little overlord and reprimanded.

"Whoever breaks it blindly, if there is a second person besides you who dares to do a bowl of Xiang, I will admit it and give you another ten cents!" Xiao Bawang put down his cruel words, and at the same time looked at the crowd around him, he believed that normal people's senses must be the same as his own.