Chapter 038: Zhu Bajie! Sun Shinu! Pig! Sun Shinu!
Jiang Liu'er originally wanted to help Lingxiu and intervene in the battle to quickly end this farce. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, after listening to Ao Lei's words, he felt that the current situation was likely to be actually a grudge between two women.
It is often said in books that the grievances between women are greater than the sky, and women who do not agree are easy to tear and force, but now it seems that it is true.
I saw Sun Lingxiu here holding a stick in her hand, dancing with her teeth and claws, fierce and vicious, and her face was suffocated like a monkey's butt - oh, she was originally a female monkey; And the pig demon woman on the other side, who originally had a very beautiful hairstyle, combed for half a morning, is now all messed up and has become a cloak, like a female ghost who has just crawled out of a well.
So Jiang Liuer came to a conclusion-
Although these two women are youkai avatars, they both now have a side of being human women.
"Master, don't we really have to help Senior Sister?" Ao Lei glanced at Jiang Liu'er beside her, and then at the battle between the two women not far away, and then her little face turned red, "Master, if you don't help, the clothes they are wearing are about to break...... Yes! Senior sister's bandeau and breasts are exposed! Master is not allowed to look at it! ”
She stretched out her hand in a panic and covered Jiang Liu'er's eyes.
Well, I have to say that as a young girl in the dragon clan, this little white dragon is a little thin-skinned, and she can't see the scene of men and women naked.
Jiang Liu'er took her hand away easily and said seriously: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in the battle between them, but after watching the battle between these demon kings, I found that I have a question that I don't understand." ”
"Uh......"
was taken away by the master, and Ao Lei wanted to cover his eyes again, because the clothes under the pig demon woman were torn, and the two slender thighs were exposed, and they were white and swaying...... But then she thought about it carefully, with Master's personality and style, it should be unlikely that she would pay attention to these indecent scenes.
So I had to put down my hand and asked, "Master, is there anything you don't understand?" ”
"Lingxiu and that woman are both monsters at the level of demon kings, right?"
Jiang Liu'er looked at the two girls who were fighting vigorously outside the venue, paused, and then said, "The demon king should have some magical powers, right?" For example, Lingxiu will change seventy-two, and the woman will change thirty-six or something, since the spells are so powerful, then why use melee combat, use weapons to come and go? ”
Yes, it is also the case in the original book of "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong's fight is hand-to-hand combat, and a stick is beaten from head to tail.
And those monsters were also very cooperative, and they all came up with the dog-beating stick method and Dugu Nine Swords-like moves, and only when they couldn't beat them in the back did they use a magic weapon to entangle Sun Wukong. It's very strange here.,It's obviously the so-called "mythical world".,Fights must be fought with weapons first.,It's like a martial arts worldview.,What do these monsters think?
"Hmm......"
Regarding Jiang Liu'er's question, Ao Lei thought about it and said, "Maybe it's a problem with my senior sister's personality, right?" She's not the type to stumble enemies with spells...... Maybe they actually have a good relationship, so they didn't use all their strength to fight? ”
"Hey, Xiaobai, what nonsense are you talking about there!"
As if hearing Jiang Liu'er's movements, Lingxiu took back the stick, stepped aside, and shouted angrily: "This sow scratches her head all day long, pretending, the old lady hates this type of woman the most, how can she still have a good relationship with her?" With me without her, with her without me, the old lady and this sow are not together! ”
"Uh, I'm just guessing casually, senior sister, what are you doing with such a big fire......" The innocent little white dragon was a little aggrieved.
"Oh, all day long, 'old lady and old lady', wild monkeys are wild monkeys, no education!"
The woman not far away put away the nine-tooth nail rake and sneered: "Not only can't I even comb my hair, makeup, or clothes, but I also wave a stick around all day long, and I will beat people when I see them, and if you want to be a woman, you might as well buy a piece of tofu and kill you!" ”
"Phew! Before you say that, look at yourself! Wearing a cloak and a nail rake in his hand, embarrassed to say me? ”
"That's not as ugly as your boobs are exposed! Tsk, your bra is still 500 years old, right? Outdated things that can be bought for a few pennies on the street, and you are embarrassed to wear them out? Is it stupid to be locked up in the Two Realms Mountain Pass? ”
"You've just been fooled! Do you know how to dress up? A sow, no matter how you dress up, it's still a sow! Can't change the essence of your original form is a pig! The sow should obediently do her duty and go back to the pigsty to give birth to a litter of piglet milk children! Dressed like this, are you looking for a man? ”
"Phew! Am I a sow? You're a she-monkey! A female monkey that even men can't find! ”
"Phew! Sow, the old lady is known as the 'Monkey King', what do you have? The King of Pigs? Boar King is more for you! ”
"Phew! Monkey king? The king of the beauty pageant in a bunch of monkeys, what is there to show off? ”
"Phew! Sow, you don't have to choose this way! Hahaha, I still remember the beauty pageant of Guanghan Palace, and the first round directly brushed you down, and your proud appearance is not even one-tenth of that of Fairy Chang'e! ”
"Nonsense! That is the shady curtain of the heavenly court, and the Jade Rabbit gave a gift to the Tai Bai Xing! You think I don't know about this? ”
"Oh, that doesn't change the fact that you've been brushed off! You're a sow, an ugly sow! Pig! ”
"You're the ugly girl! Jumping out of the stone, Sun Shi and girl! ”
"Zhu Bajie!"
"Sun Shi Girl!"
"Zhu Bajie!"
"Sun Shi Girl!"
As a result, the fight between the two women gradually evolved into a scolding fight.
All kinds of unbearable words cut his head and covered his face, and the first one who was affected was Xiao Bailong, who was smashed dizzy, his face was red, and he hid behind the master, and his ears were so tightly covered that he wanted to tear them off.
At this time, Jiang Liu'er, who was watching from the sidelines, suddenly felt that what Xiaobai had just said might be right.
These two people seem to know each other quite well, not as it seems, maybe the internal relationship is really good.
Well, Jiang Liu'er felt that this matter couldn't go on like this, there should be no fights between friends, and peace should be precious.
So he decisively stepped forward, intervened in the conversation between the two, and seriously suggested: "I think you should sit down and have a good talk, if there is anything to be solved on the table, don't use knives and guns all day long, and don't rely on one mouth to scold if you can't talk, this is uncivilized behavior." ”
As soon as these words came out, the two girls closed their mouths and turned their eyes to Jiang Liu'er's position.
Just stared at him like this for a while, and after a while, the pig demon woman looked back and said to Sun Lingxiu in a strange tone: "Who is this bald man?" With you? Could it be your ......"
"Yes, his name is Jiang Liu'er, and it's mine...... What about me! ”
Sun Lingxiu's eyes rolled, interrupting her words, and deliberately said very vaguely.
"Hiss......"
Hearing this, the woman gasped, and looked at Sun Lingxiu with even more strange eyes.
After a long time, she sighed: "I didn't expect that even a wild monkey like you could find it...... What a heavenly injustice! ”
"Hahaha! This is the difference in strength! ”
Sun Lingxiu held his head high, looking very proud, and instantly felt that he had won a game.
“…… Forget it, it's not fun to fight you any longer. The woman shook her head, recited a mantra, and shrunk the nail rake into nothingness, and she didn't know where it was hidden, "Why are so many of you running to my Yunzhan Cave for?" Could it be ......"
Speaking of this, the woman frowned: "I was entrusted by the old man Gao to come for the matter of Gao Cuilan?" Wait, how is Gao Cuilan now?! I warned you not to hurt her! ”
It seemed that she had finally remembered the "business", and her voice and expression became very urgent.
"Oh, about this......" Jiang Liu'er opened his mouth, he thought for a moment, "this ...... Pig? ”
The woman interrupted him: "Call me Zhu Qingqing." ”
"Oh, that young girl......"
"Don't be so troublesome, just call Zhu Qingqing, the female monkey can be called, I can be called, and you can be called too."
"Oh, then Zhu Qingqing, I'll just say it directly, this news may hit you."
Jiang Liu'er nodded, and then said in a serious tone: "Gao Cuilan, who you want to protect, ...... last night It has already been cut off by the owner of the high village, stewed into the pot and eaten. ”
"What!" Zhu Qingqing was shocked, "Is this true?" ”
"Well, I didn't lie to you." Jiang Liu'er nodded and said, "I can only say that I am very sorry. ”
"You, you ......"
Zhu Qingqing was like a thunderbolt in the sky, and her eyes were full of disbelief.
Stunned for a moment, as if coming back to her senses, she sniffed her nose, and instantly her face became angry: "You, you actually ate her flesh too?!" I said you weren't allowed to hurt her, or she wouldn't die! You are embarrassed to come to me and say that you are very sorry? ”
"That's the way it is, we didn't know it was Gao Cuilan's meat at first."
Lingxiu on the side shrugged his shoulders and didn't care: "I also think it's wrong to eat monsters regardless of good or bad, but what can be done then?" After eating everything, is it possible to kneel down and cry and say that you regret not eating? Besides, Gao Cuilan seems to be Tai Sui, right? It's not time to live a good ......."
"Shut up! You, you wild monkey, what do you know! ”
Zhu Qingqingxiang's shoulders trembled, and she seemed to be trying her best to endure her anger: "As long as Tai Sui divides a piece of meat, she will lose a piece of essence, Cuilan She has lost too much essence, and she can't heal herself at all according to her usual recuperation!" I, I've worked so hard for three years to give her the energy, just so that one day I can make up for the lost essence in her, so that she can wake up! You, you're doing this, you're going to ruin all my efforts! ”
"Then what is the relationship between Gao Cuilan and you? Why do you care so much about her? Jiang Liu'er asked curiously.
However, at this time, Zhu Qingqing could no longer hear it.
A black aura began to emanate from her body.
This breath is very familiar, Jiang Liu'er has seen it in Black Wind Mountain, it is the breath of a monster.
"You...... Go to hell and ask! ”
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