Nian Xue took the leather whip and walked around the four of them and ordered: "You must not bring anything except water later." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xiaobao asked curiously, "Nian Xue, where are you going to take us?" Can you spoil that? ”

Nian Xue winked at Xiaobao with wide eyes, and after two seconds of frozenness, she smiled evilly: "Can't." ”

Xiaobao looked bored and complained: "According to your routine of torturing us during the day, it is estimated that it will be difficult for us to come back alive tonight." ”

Da Chun nodded and said meaningfully: "I also estimate that it will be enough tonight." Brothers, my suicide note is placed under my bedside, and whoever of you comes back, remember to help me fulfill my last wish. ”

Ye Dong was curious: "What last wish?" ”

Da Chun glared at him: "If I told you, can I still call it a last wish?" ”

Liang Lingzhi smiled, ran to Da Chun's room and turned out Da Chun's suicide note, opened it, and went crazy.

I saw a sentence written on it: "Brothers, come down to accompany me, remember to find Nian Xue." ”

Nian Xue couldn't cry or laugh when she heard this, and scolded: "Okay, you Dachun, see if I don't beat you to death." ”

Although several people were very reluctant, they were still caught up in the car by Nian Xue, this time she drove the car herself. The car sped all the way, and her destination was clear, an old cemetery in the suburbs.

The four people in the car were unaware because the windows were tightly covered.

The road became more and more bumpy, and the crickets on both sides became more and more cheerful, Xiaobao asked in a low voice: "Shouldn't this Nian Xue be as old-fashioned as acting in a movie, and take us to the wild cemetery, right?" ”

Ye Dong shook his head and comforted: "No, no, no." Where is that old cemetery now? Some of them are cemeteries, right? ”

Da Chun smiled slyly: "The hellish life we have lived in the past few days is all due to Nianxue, a good senior sister, why don't we fix her again?" ”

Liang Lingzhi asked, "How do you fix her?" She's bolder than the four of us combined, not to mention that we're no match for her when we fight! ”

Xiaobao smiled: "I know this!" Nian Xue is a cultivator and has never been afraid of ghosts, but she is a woman after all, and she will definitely be afraid of insects! ”

Ye Dong recalled, and suddenly raised his eyebrows: "I remember she said that she hates frogs the most, and thinks that the pimple skin of frogs is disgusting, or we....?" ”

Liang Lingzhi bowed his head and said hesitantly: "Do you really want to be like this?" I..."

Xiaobao glared at him: "I have you, I feel distressed, right?" Look at us, we are all covered in whip scars, and we can make zebras with a color. ”

Ye Dong saw that Liang Lingzhi was in a dilemma, and said with a wry smile: "Forget it, after all, she is for our good, in case she sues us to the master, it will be troublesome." ”

Ye Dong winked at Liang Lingzhi, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Bang!"

The car door was opened: "Get out of here." ”

A cool breeze blew from the mountains, and the four of them instantly shook their spirits, Ye Dong was shocked in his heart, and said with annoyance: "I'm really blind, why did I just help her say good things!?" ”

"Moonlight, moonlight..."

Nian Xue saw a few people huddled together, and sang the theme song of "Zombie Dao Chief" gloatingly.

Listening to the "ghost song" that could arouse infinite fear in their childhood, the four of them couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and Liang Lingzhi asked, "Nian Xue, what are you doing?" It's cold here, why don't we get in the car and rest? If you really catch a cold, you're in trouble. ”

Nian Xue smiled: "Don't stop!" Didn't Master say that he wants you to practice your courage!? This is the place to practice courage! ”

Xiaobao smiled and said, "Sister Nianxue, do we really want to play so big?" Look at this barren mountains and mountains, there are not many beautiful men in the world, you are not afraid of God's punishment if you waste four of them for nothing!? ”

Nian Xue couldn't hold back the joy in her heart, pretended not to hear, shook her head and shook her whip and scolded: "Xiaobao, the west side." Ye Dong, east. Intellectual retarded, south. Big spring, north. ”

She looked back and smiled, and saw that Da Chun had sneakily hidden something in her trouser pocket, and immediately scolded: "What are you hiding!?" Take it out! ”

Da Chun kept shaking his head and retreated again and again: "Sister Nianxue, don't do this!" ”

Nian Xue suddenly turned out the contents of Da Chun's trouser pocket, and actually turned out a silver cross.

Nian Xue couldn't help laughing: "Da Chun, are you stupid, this is the East, and the cross is not spiritual!" ”

Da Chun cried with a sad face: "I want to bring a peach wood sword, but the peach wood sword is too big to hide." ”

Just as Nian Xue drove the four of them back to their respective positions, a miserable scream came from the mountain grave in the distance!

The five of them were shocked and looked at each other!

I saw a man in tattered clothes running out in a frenzy, shouting and shouting: "There are ghosts! There are ghosts! ”

Xiaobao Chrysanthemum tightened up and hid behind Nian Xue: "Senior sister, senior sister!" The man said there were ghosts! ”

Nian Xue hit his chest with an elbow and scolded: "It's okay to Nian Xue Nian Xue, if there is a ghost, senior sister and sister, when will you be obedient and practice your courage a little bit, and you have learned spells, what are you afraid of wandering ghosts?" ”

Da Chun also immediately hid behind Nian Xue, and said with a smile: "Haven't we practiced yet, you have to cover us, good senior sister!" ”

Ye Dong couldn't help laughing and said, "Although I'm also afraid of ghosts, but with Nian Xue here, we don't need to be so alarmed, right?" Right, Senior Sister? ”

Nian Xue shook her head: "Take this opportunity, the four of you go and see what happened." ”

Liang Lingzhi was also a little worried: "We've only been in the industry for a few days?" Do you dare to catch ghosts? ”

Nian Xue blamed: "You guys don't listen to orders!?" If you don't go, you're in danger! Here, runes! ”

Ye Dong gritted his teeth and shouted: "We four boys, are we still afraid of him as a ghost!?" Walk! ”

Ye Dong took the spirit talisman from Nian Xue's hand, and took the lead in rushing over, and the three of them saw that Ye Dong had the courage to rush, they also shouted and quickly followed.

The person who was chased by the ghost saw Ye Dong and the four of them running in a rage, and he was even more shocked in his heart, and couldn't help shouting: "My mother! There are four more ghosts here! ”

He ignored the call of Ye Dong and the others, turned his head and went to the grass, looking at him, he seemed to be frightened.

Xiaobao is tall and long, and as soon as he pounced into the grass, he pulled the man out, and Da Chun gave the man a slap: "Hey, hey!" Wake up! We are people! ”

The man was slapped in the face, and he was even more frightened: "The ghost has beaten someone!" The ghost is beating someone! Help, third master! I don't dare anymore! I don't dare anymore! ”

A cold laugh came from the low air: "It's been a long time since anyone came to accompany me, it's been so long, I've forgotten the taste of human flesh, I have to taste it today." ”

Ye Dong was shocked in his heart, took a few steps back, and scolded like Nianxue: "What a demon! ”

Liang Lingzhi also put on a fighting posture: "Hugh is presumptuous!" If there is a kind of heads-up! ”

The voice smiled: "Little brat, when your grandfather and I were ghosts, you were still wearing open crotch pants!" ”

Although Da Chun was scared in his heart, it could be seen that Ye Dong and Liang Lingzhi both started scolding, and his courage seemed to be a little stronger, and he snorted coldly: "What about grandpa!?" Hide your head and show your tail, what a grandson! ”

Xiaobao also smiled: "Yes, he is still a grandson who is afraid of death, so he scares some people who have never seen the world." ”

The voice seemed to be a little angry: "Who are you scolding!?" He withdrew his voice, revealing his true body, it turned out to be an old man, oh sorry, it was an old man ghost.

Liang Lingzhi pressed his pocket and pulled out the spirit talisman at any time, and he asked, "What do you want!?" ”

The old man smiled weirdly: "How? Eat you, of course! ”

Ye Dong scolded: "Eat, eat, you eat and show me!?" I see you're skinny and skinny, and you probably have lost all your teeth. ”

The old man couldn't imagine that these people were not afraid of themselves at all, and he was also depressed in his heart, and scolded back: "What if I'm thin!?" Can you handle it? At such a young age, the tube is so wide! ”

The crazy man slowly came to his senses, and when he saw Ye Dong and a ghost fighting, he wondered in his heart and asked, "What are you doing?" Is it interesting to quarrel like this? And you stinky old man, why are you scaring me!? ”

The ghost asked, "I'm not scary, what else am I going to do?" ”

Da Chun scolded: "Do you know that being so scary in this barren mountain and wild mountain will scare people crazy!?" ”

The old man was angry: "Hey! I'm just going to scare him, you're not done! If you scold me like this again, I'll be angry! Ghosts have dignity, too! ”

It turned out that this old man was a teasing ghost.

Ye Dong scolded: "You can't scold you if you do something wrong?" Why don't you go to heaven!? ”

When the old man heard Ye Dong say this, his body was stunned, and he actually sat on the ground and cried.

Everyone was inexplicable, and Liang Lingzhi was not angry: "Hey, old man! Scold you a few words, you don't have to cry your nose, right!? ”

The old man wiped his tears and cried, "Do you think I want to stay in this place!? I've long wanted to go to heaven, I can't eat or sleep well here, the house is very leaky, no ghost comes to talk to me for a month, occasionally some people come to pass by, I want to ask them to burn some money for me to spend, but they are all cowards, they don't even see my shadow, so they run away, although I have no shadow. ”

The man in tattered clothes asked: "I said that you old man ghost, it turned out to be a dead poor ghost, you call me when you call me, why do you sneer and shout people at the same time, don't you know that this is so terrifying!?" ”

The old man scolded back: "You are also a coward, you are so frightened that your jaw fell to the ground, and you ran away without tightening your pants, what a special bastard." ”

The man blushed and explained, "I... It's not like I just finished peeing and forgot to pull my pants! ”

The old man was even more angry: "I'll go to your uncle's, you can pee, why do you want to pee in my house!?" Did you know that all I have is wet with all my appliances!? ”

The man seemed speechless, and could only say: "After I was driven to this place, I was scared, and when I was scared, I was anxious to urinate, and when I was urgent, I took off my pants and urinated directly!" What's more, you don't have a tombstone! ”

Hearing this, Ye Dong and the four finally understood the general situation.

Ye Dong said: "It's really wrong for you to pee in the human room. He turned to the old man and said, "It's not right for you to scare him." ”

The old man couldn't help but be angry: "Am I still wrong!?" If you change to another ghost's house and are flooded with urine, if that ghost doesn't break his toothpick, I will recognize you as a grandfather! ”

The man knew that he was at a loss, and said hesitantly: "Then I'll burn a big house for you, give you a few boxes of 10 billion pieces of paper money, and give you a few wives and slaves, accompany you with a room of brand new home appliances, 60-inch color TV, send a massage chair, add an air energy water heater, and set up a marble tombstone, let's turn the page on this matter, how about it!?" ”

The old man pondered for a moment: "That's okay!" A few of you proved it, he didn't do it, but don't blame me for going to him for revenge! ”

The shrewd Xiaobao took out a card from his bag and handed it to the man: "This is the paper shop opened by our senior sister's family, to ensure that the product is of good craftsmanship and high quality, and if you shop for two thousand, you will get a spiritual talisman drawn by Daxian, which can go to all kinds of diseases, and if you are full of three thousand, you will be given a group photo of our four senior brothers, which can ward off evil spirits!" ”

The man took the card and asked suspiciously, "No discount?" ”

Da Chun also said: "Discount, consumption of 1,000 and 98 discounts, consumption of 2,000 and 96 discounts, consumption of 3,000 and 92 discounts, buy more and give more, more discounts!" ”

Ye Dong snickered in his heart: "Isn't this three thousand discount a thousand discount?" These two are really born to do business. ”

The man tossed his fingers and grinned, "Your shop is quite cost-effective!" So many discounts! ”

Liang Lingzhi couldn't help asking, "Hey, what's your name, why did you come to this barren mountain and mountain alone?" And who was the third master you shouted just now? ”

The man replied, "The third master is our big boss. My name is Lai Jiayu, because I did something wrong, I was punished by the third master and left here overnight. ”

Ye Dong sneered: "Your boss is also ruthless enough." ”

The old man teased, "Look at your sneakiness, you must have committed the act of stealing chickens and dogs." ”

Lai Jiayu glanced at him and said, "I was punished because I didn't protect Miss well, who knew that I was so unlucky to meet you, damn, my pee is really expensive!" ”

Nian Xue had already walked up, and when she saw the five people and one ghost talking to each other, she was also curious, just eavesdropping quietly on the side.

She jumped out and shouted, "There's a ghost!" ”

The five people and one ghost were frightened by her, and they also shouted in shock, Xiaobao and Da Chun and Lai Jiayu were directly frightened to the ground, Nian Xue saw this, and laughed happily.

Ye Dong scolded: "Sister Nianxue, do you want to scare people to death!?" ”

Nian Xue laughed and asked, "Do you still have time to chat?" Can't go back? ”

The old man scolded: "Where did this little girl come from, she loves to make trouble so much!" There is no respect for the elderly at all. ”

Nian Xue supported her waist with her hands and scolded: "Oh, why did you stinky old man come to the world in the middle of the night? Would you like to get a taste of my runes? ”

The old man took two steps back and waved his hand: "Let's talk slowly, don't do it!" ”

Nian Xue smiled: "Let's go, let's go, don't come out and be scared if you have nothing to do, obediently wait for reincarnation below, and reincarnate as soon as possible." ”

The old man smiled awkwardly: "Got it!" He turned his head to Jiayu and scolded: "Boy, remember your promise tonight, otherwise I will really go to you!" ”

Lai Jiayu smiled bitterly and nodded: "Okay, old man, I'll copy the words on your broken tombstone later, and give you a new one tomorrow, you will just sleep tonight." ”

The old man despised him for a while, then dodged and left.

Lai Jiayu said with a smile: "A few little brothers, this sister, as the so-called going out to rely on friends, how many of you are kind and take me out of the city?" I've got to go to your paper shop tomorrow to help out! ”

Nian Xue glanced at him: "You said it, we don't have to force us to buy and sell, if you don't come to our store tomorrow to help, the old man won't look for you, and the five of us will also settle accounts with you!" ”

Lai Jiayu nodded again and again: "Of course, of course, this place is too infiltrating, as long as you go out, everything is easy to discuss!" ”

Nian Xue handed the car key to Liang Lingzhi: "You drive, I'll take the co-pilot." ”

Several people were about to get into the car, when they suddenly saw several police cars coming on the mountain road, Ye Dong squinted: "Officer Li's car!? ”

Officer Li rolled down the window of the car, and saw that Ye Dong and the others were also there, and his heart was also full of questions: "Alas, I said, why did you come to this barren mountain and mountain in the middle of the night when you don't sleep at home!?" ”

Nian Xue smiled: "I'm catching them to practice their courage in the wild cemetery." ”

Officer Li pushed the car door and got out of the car, and got out of the car with him In addition to Xiao Yang and Xiao Wang, there was also a policewoman with a very good figure, Ye Dong looked at it, his eyes were full of surprise, and he shouted in disbelief: "Yayi?? ”