"Stinky boy, Lao Tzu tells you, since you are good with me, don't always think about your three beauties, those two thousand-year-old beauties always follow you, it's not good for any of you, I'm going to keep them here for adoption, your teacher is so much older than you, don't even think about it......" The old monster said very domineeringly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"How can it, master, I got such a little daughter-in-law for no reason, it's too late to be happy, how can I still think about others, no, I just think that if the school can't see Teacher Xiao Yun tomorrow, it will cause a lot of panic......" I explained half-truthfully.

"Your beautiful teacher is more troublesome to save......" the old monster said slowly, scratching his messy hair.

"Ah......, is that hopeless......" I asked anxiously.

"I just said that it was more troublesome for her to be saved, not that she was not saved, and besides, you have already admitted that you have learned spells from me, so you must call me master, you can't call me an old monster in your heart, you know? …… Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude......" The old monster said seriously, and I don't know how he knew that I called him an old monster in my heart.

"It's good to be saved...... it's good to be saved, but how to save it, master?" I was in a hurry, but I didn't say it, in order to beg him to save him as soon as possible, I had even used my sycophancy.

"Summoning spirits, if you can't bring them back, you'll have to go through the shadows to find them......" said the old monster.

"Over the clouds? …… Master, what is the yin, why do you sound so panicked...... "I asked.

"Passing through the Yin is to find someone who is familiar with Teacher Xiao Yun, cast a spell to send this person's soul to the underworld, take a strand of her hair or the token on her body, go to the underworld to find Xiao Yun's soul, and bring it ......back," Yu'er explained on the side.

"Ahh …… It turns out that the scenes staged in ghost movies are all real......" I said in surprise: "Then when the rooster crows all over the place at dawn, if the people who have passed the yin can't come back, won't they really come back?" …… This...... It's terrible......"

"How can it be so mysterious on TV, even if you can't come back when the rooster crows at dawn, and you will be escorted back by the patrol bull head and horse face, and the person who is less than the life span will not let his soul linger in the underworld and wander around...... Yu'er said to me with a smile.

"Yu'er, if you can't talk about it later, you have to let him go over the yin to find Teacher Xiao Yun's soul, this is a matter of human life, don't mislead him anymore......" The old monster said to his apprentice Yu'er.

"Ahh …… Oh my god, let ...... Let me go through the yin, go to ...... In the underworld, I went to find the soul of Teacher Xiao Yun...... "As soon as I heard that I was allowed to pass through the yin, my legs and stomach trembled, and I was almost scared out of my urine."

"Hahahaha,...... Look at your bear-like appearance, didn't you say that for the sake of your beautiful teacher, you can even take your life? …… Why did you pee your pants in fear when I heard that I wanted you to pass the yin......" Yu'er teased me.

"No...... Anyway, it's ...... It's better than being scared to death, do you want to watch it...... Seeing that your husband and I became unrecognizable after his death, even you can't recognize me? "At this time, I didn't care about Yu'er's face at all, I just kept my mouth happy, and deliberately took advantage of her, who let her laugh at me.

"Dead mortal, stinky mortal, you ...... You dare to talk nonsense again, see if I don't screw your ears off......" Yu'er was teased by my jokes and her face was flushed, she was so angry that she jumped up and down, and she was about to pull my ears before she flew up, as soon as I saw Yu'er rushing towards me, I hurriedly held my head with both hands to protect my ears and turned my head and ran, how could my figure compare to Yu'er's kung fu, or she caught up with her, grabbed my ears and twisted them up desperately.

"It hurts...... It hurts ......, it hurts me to death, good sister, let it go, I ...... I don't dare anymore......" The body was controlled by others, so I had to smile and bow my head and beg for mercy.

"It hurts,...... You just bear with it first, and when I get sore in my hands, I will consider letting you go, you say,...... How many times have you teased me,...... The tiger is not powerful, you and I are a sick cat? "Yu'er is ruthless this time, no matter how much I beg for mercy, I just won't let go.

"Master, your old man is kind, just let your apprentice let me go, if she wants to screw it down again, my ears will really fall off......" Seeing that it is useless to ask for Yu'er, I have to hook my head and ask for Yu'er's master.

"The! Whoever makes you cheap, someone has to treat you like this, this is what it is like to be a daughter-in-law...... "The old guy is capable, and the words he said are different, that is, he comforted his apprentice Yu'er, and saved me who was suffering, as soon as Yu'er heard the master's words, she immediately blushed and let go of the little hand that twisted my ears.

"Master, you are really disrespectful to the old, do you say that about apprentices? …… People don't do it......" Yu'er said to the master.

"Our master and his old man are called fair and just, each playing fifty boards, impartial......" I said with a smile.

"Mortal son, you owe a beating, right?" Yu'er broke off, and I hurriedly stopped.

"Okay, okay, you two are crazy and crazy, and we are making trouble, let's get down to business, Yu'er, you go to the back and take out the gourd of the master with two thousand-year-old female ghosts, the master is going to cast a spell...... "The master instructed his apprentice Yu'er.

"You,...... What are you going to do to my millennium beauty? If you dare to do anything bad to them, I ...... Don't blame me for being rude to you......" I hurriedly said to the old monster.

"Stinky boy, Lao Tzu has done bad to them, what else can you do with Lao Tzu? …… It's up to you...... Dare to threaten Lao Tzu, I really don't know the sky......" The old monster said angrily.

"You...... Don't rely on the old and sell the old, although I can't do you, I'm not afraid of you, you dare to try the bad, I ...... I'm going to fight hard for you, I'm Xiao Jian's descendant, and I have his true ...... "Kung Fu is not good, I can only use my past life as a shield to scare and scare the old monster."

As soon as the words came out, the old monster was really stunned, his mouth opened wide, and he asked in surprise: "You...... What did you say? …… You are really Xiao Jian's descendant, and you are still ...... I also got the true biography of his old man, I said, why are you so familiar, just ...... I just can't remember who you look like, but now I can see that you are really a bit like Master Huihai of your ancestors......"

"It's not just like it, this is all certified by Xiao Jian's lover and junior sister, I am the descendant of the real Xiao Jian......" I said to the old monster.

"Hmph, you kid, you're talking nonsense, that Huihai Patriarch's lover and sister are characters from a thousand years ago, how can I give you a ...... certification, could it be that these two thousand-year-old female ghosts are ......" The old monster asked in disbelief.

"The two beautiful ghosts you adopted are ......," I said to the old monster.

"Ahh …… Yu'er, quickly take out my purple gold gourd, I want to cast a spell to send some true yuan to the two of them first......" The old monster urged Yu'er.

Listening to the master's instructions, Yu'er hurriedly took out a purple-gold more than 20 centimeters high gourd from the shelf on the side, the old monster took the gourd, chanted a spell to remove the seal on the gourd's mouth, turned the gourd upside down, and saw a stream of green smoke slowly erupt from the gourd's mouth, the green smoke dispersed, and two ancient beauties more than ten centimeters high were conjured up, although the people were beautiful, but they did not have the slightest spirit, they were all lying on the ground weakly, the old monster continued to chant the spell, and the two beauties sat up, they seemed to know that the old monster wanted to deliver the true yuan to themWhen he sat up, he came to a bodhisattva sitting lotus posture on the spot, sitting cross-legged, palms together, sitting with his head bowed and his eyebrows down, and then looking at Yu'er's master old monster, his body was also sitting cross-legged, palms together, bowing his head and eyebrows, and slowly reciting the mantra in his mouth, the old monster deserved to be a generation of grandmasters, there were really two brushes, and I saw, with the incantation moving, the old monster's body was in a sitting position, and he slowly rose into the air without moving, and he slowly turned upside down, and his head and feet were fixed above the two beauties. The four big chains that tied his hands and feet shook like they were shaking in the air without a little weight, and a golden light shot down from the top of the old monster's head, forming an inverted bowl-shaped golden transparent cover in the blink of an eye, completely covering the two beauties who were sitting, Zhenyuan slowly entered their bodies from the top of the old monster's head, and watched the faces of the two beauties slowly turn from pale to rosy, such a strange magic skill does not seem to be unfamiliar, I was also passed on by Xiao Jian's dead corpse in the ancient tomb, but, This is the first time I have watched a live demo.