Chapter Twenty-Four: The Pink Cross Pharmacy
"I know this must have something to do with renewing Uncle Xiong's life, but can you explain to me first, what is the battle for the foundation?" Li Qian asked. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"It's a city-wide regional scramble." Li Kui said.
"Fight with whom?" Li Qian asked again.
"Mainly with other players, but also some stronger opponents." Li Kui said, "At that time, the city player ranking and regional power division will be opened, so that you can use it as a reference for the battle for the foundation." ”
"Does Goblin GO have that many players right now?" Li Qian questioned, "Besides, it's just an urban legend in Biluo City." ”
"Conservative estimates, at least more than 1,000 people." Li Kui said.
“…… So much?! Li Qian was stunned, "In other words, we will compete with more than 1,000 people for territory in the future?!" ”
"Almost." Li Kui nodded.
When I went, why did I suddenly feel like I had traveled back to the troubled times...... Li Qian thought to himself. Although he had beaten many hooligans before, he never thought of having his own territory to divide one side of the force. As a result, he was not confident in his ability to govern, and felt that he might struggle at that time.
"So how do you grab it?" Li Qian hoped that the second uncle could say more in detail.
"Let's reach the title of 'Boundary Seeker' first, and when you and your junior brother reach it, I'll tell you the specific way to participate." Li Kui didn't want to satisfy his nephew's curiosity yet.
"I'll go, second uncle, don't you have an appetite?!" Li Gan protested as if he was lying to himself, "Can't you tell me at all?" A little bit~"
"Don't worry, when that time comes, you will naturally know everything." Li Kui said with a smile.
"Cut, it's boring......" Li Gan was a little disappointed.
"By the way, you can go to the pharmacy for me later." Li Kui said as if he suddenly remembered something.
"Pharmacy?" Li Qian blinked, not knowing what the second master meant.
"Well, there's something I won't go there myself." Li Kui said as he patted his shoulder.
"But I'm still a sick person......" Li Gannan was reluctant to suffer from the north.
"What's wrong with a trip for me?! You're awake! Li Kui stretched out his hand and slapped him, which made him "oops". "It's such a big guy, and it's not Lin Daiyu!"
"Shall we be lighter?! Beaten into a vegetative state, your old man is responsible?! Li Gan was dissatisfied and picked his ears with his little thumb.
"The bear child knows how to play poor, and he doesn't do serious things all day long!" Li Kui waved his hand and slapped it again, but was dodged by Li Gan, who was digging out earwax.
"You can't use the same trick for me a second time, second uncle~" Li Gan smiled evilly.
"You stinky boy......"
"Li Gan, what are you doing? Hurry up and give me uncle, get out of here! Black boy stood at the door of the second uncle's bedroom and shouted.
"What's wrong? Come in. Li Qian looked at it and smiled.
"Ben, Uncle Ben can't get in!" Black Boy said anxiously, "Hurry up, I'm in a hurry!" ”
"What's the hurry?" Li Gan saw the yellow paper charm on the window, and then remembered that this room might not be able for ghosts to set foot in, so he got up and ran out. "Do you want to pee?"
"You're going to pee!"
As soon as he came out, the black boy put his big face on his trouser leg and rubbed it around.
"What are you doing here?!" Li Qian was stunned by the black boy's move.
"Wipe your face." Black Boy said as he rubbed.
"Wipe your face?"
"yes, you don't bathe me, and you can't let me wipe my face with a towel?"
"It turns out that the urgent matter you just said is this......" Li Gan's face darkened.
"yes, Muma~"
Hei Zai wiped his face clean, and Li Gan's pants became a map.
Ay...... How am I going to go out at this moment? Li Qian looked at the stains on his pants, his eyes rolled, and he thought about it.
Hehe, let you use me as a towel for a little while, this time I'll let you take care of it at once.
At this time, the door of the bathroom opened, and Uncle Xiong came out with something wrapped in a bath towel, and his sunglasses were full of water droplets.
I don't even take off my sunglasses when I take a shower!! Li Qian was taken aback.
A small head came out of the bath towel and looked around tremblingly. Uncle Xiong put the little guy on the table, and the bath towel was opened a little, revealing a little guy with pink skin and white hair.
"First, sir~" The little guy said trembling and trembling, "I'm cold~"
"Bai Tuan is not afraid, when Uncle dries you, it won't be cold with a hair dryer." Uncle Xiong said while wiping it with a towel.
This thing in the towel is actually a white ball?! Li Qian was taken aback again. This is too pitiful, isn't it?! It turns out that the usual chubby appearance is disguised with long white hair?! It's too deep!
"Alright, it's our turn." Li Gan picked up the black boy and walked towards the bathroom.
"What are you doing?" Black Box asked.
"I'll give you a bath." Li Qian replied.
"Take a bath?" Black Box thought it was incredible. "You're going to bathe me like Uncle Bear? Is the sun coming out in the west? ”
"yes, because just wiping with a towel is just a superficial effort." Li Qian said with a smile.
As soon as he entered the bathroom, Li Qian ran to the washing machine.
"Hey, the shower is over there!" Black Box couldn't stop struggling, "Are you a human after all?!" Even me, a ghost, knows that you need to use a shower or a bathtub to take a shower! Where is there a washing machine like yours! ”
The washing machine at the second uncle's house is still the old-fashioned double-drum washing machine. Li Gan threw the black boy into the washing bucket where he had already soaked a few clothes, and the kitten-like body fell into the slightly turbid water, and in order not to sink himself, the four calves paddled desperately.
"What are you going to do, slut?! I knew you weren't well-intentioned......"
Before he finished speaking, the plaster on his head was removed by Li Gan with a "snort".
"Uncle Xiong, I washed your clothes for you." "Oh, 3q."
Looking at the big resentful face floating in the washing bucket, Li Gan couldn't help but smile and twist the knob of the scheduled laundry.
"Slut fuck ......" Blackboy wanted the person in front of him to die, "I want to know that you are such a thing, I should have turned you into shit in my stomach in the first place......"
"It's a pity you don't have a chance." Li Gan couldn't laugh, and then, as if he suddenly remembered something, he took off his cropped pants that changed maps and threw them into the washing bucket, just as he pressed the big face of the black boy into the water. "Enjoy."
"Woo!" The black boy finally managed to reveal his face from between the two trouser legs, and the water began to whirlpool.
"Slut Dry - !!" The big face of the black boy scolded while spinning, "In this life, I don't want to kill your master's black letters, write it upside down!! ”
In this way, the black boy was washed twice in a row, and after two rounds of water, he finally followed the clothes into the dry bucket.
"Goo Dong Goo Dong Dong ~"
There was a sound of something colliding inside the bucket, Li Gan opened the lid of the bucket and saw that the big face of the black boy was flying back and forth like a cake inside.
"Don't mess with you." Li Gan grabbed the black boy and pressed it into the pile of clothes, "Obediently get thrown dry, don't make trouble." ”
"I don't!"
Black Jay just doesn't listen. Li Qian had no choice but to use a round plastic sheet to press the black boy's face, so that the spinning process could be successfully completed.
The drying bucket stopped, and Li Gan opened the lid, took out the big face of the black boy, and hung it on the clothes rack. Then there is Uncle Xiong's suit shirt and a set of Shenma, and finally his cropped pants.
Li Gan was dumbfounded when he saw the cropped pants - because the pants had been bitten into a beggar style by the black boy, and there were torn tooth marks and plush holes everywhere.
"How? Not bad, right? The black boy on the hanger gloated, "This is a gypsy-style cropped pants designed by Uncle Ben himself." ”
"What's the matter? I'll put it on for you tomorrow. Li Qian said as he turned the cropped pants from the front to the back.
"Okay, if you don't wear it, you're my grandson!" Black Boy Road.
"I'm your grandfather when I wear it...... ...... Grandpa"
Li Gan regretted it when he turned to the back, and he especially wanted to take back what he said before.
Because the back of the pants was bitten even worse, especially the buttocks and balls, which were bitten into open crotch pants.
"Wow, these pants are good." Uncle Xiong, who was blowing a style for Bai Tuan, looked up and just took a look at this scene. "It's absolutely cool to wear out."
"Of course it's cool, what's the difference between wearing these pants and not wearing them......" Li Gan's face darkened.
"Tell you to fight with grandpa!" Black Box couldn't help laughing on the hanger, "Grandpa I won this round, right?!" ”
The hanger couldn't withstand the black boy's movement, and fell off the clothesline, causing the black boy to fall to the butt.
"Meow, Uncle Ben is ...... to death"
When the boy gets up again, his face has been stretched open by the hanger that he threw inside, and has turned into a kite-like shape.
"Puff hahahaha......" Seeing its appearance, Li Gan immediately burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at?!" Black boy scolded, "Don't come over to help me take it out, slut!" ”
"How can it help? Let you fly? Li Gan laughed so much that his stomach hurt.
"What are you calling for for so long?" Li Kui came out of the back room, "What did I just tell you!?" ”
"Well, let me go to the pharmacy......" Li Gan didn't dare to say loudly.
"Then don't you hurry up and do something for me! I'm still here for five days in total! Li Kui said solemnly.
"Yes!"
The pharmacy that the second uncle said was near the mobile phone store he opened.
"Just find a little shop where the cross is pink." That's what the second uncle said.
The cross is pink...... Li Gan thought about it and felt evil. It doesn't feel like a pharmacy, it's more like a massage parlor.
And according to the geographical location he remembers, the place that the second uncle said is not a pharmacy at all, but a seller of mutton slices, and next to the mutton slices shop is a DVD house that rents out small movies.
It's just that he hasn't been able to figure it out: why the shop that rents out the small movie is next to the mutton shop, is it because the commotion in the small movie is similar to the smell of mutton? As the saying goes, a woman is not as bad as mutton, and the food is tasteless?
But after arriving at the place, Li Qian realized that he was wrong.
Because he saw that the pharmacy with the pink cross was actually crowded between the DVD house and the mutton shop.