Chapter 1076: Proud Worm
In order to try to make a copy of the book of life and death in advance, he was busy for the rest of his life.
After he instructed Guichen Xiang to help him go to the city where there was an inn in the Eastern Wilderness to purchase food, he went to the Demon Qi Pavilion himself.
He was reminded that summon cards could only be used in the Demon Pavilion.
After he closed all the doors and windows, he took out the summon card and clasped it with his hands, "In the name of demonic energy, summon!"
In an instant, the Demon Qi Pavilion completely darkened, and he couldn't see his five fingers.
Without waiting for the rest of his life to adapt, he felt that there were dots of light in the darkness in front of him, like a black moon without the moon, with stars in the sky, brilliant and within reach.
Yu Sheng was surprised when a meteor streaked across the night and landed on Yu Sheng's fingertips.
The rest of his life was a little soft, and a whisper appeared in his ears.
"I'm hungry, hungry...", the words are intermittent, weak, and the person I am looking for for the rest of my life.
Just as he was about to summon him, another voice said, "I want to eat chicken, I'm going to buy chicken tomorrow!"
"I'm going to eat people, people are delicious, tomorrow I will go outside the city that never sleeps to rob some people!"
"Eat chicken, you idiot! You still want to be robbed by that grandson of Tang He?"
"What's wrong with the robbery, we have nothing to lose. ”
"What if he wants you a head?"
"Forget it, let's eat **. ”
"Be civilized," another reminded him, "and it hurts my image when I say that." ”
"What's your image of a youkai?"
"Smack, don't say I'm a monster"
“...”
Yu Sheng listened to it for a while, and felt that these two monsters were quite interesting, and more importantly, the two monsters, which were equivalent to buying one and getting one free.
"I can't imagine that I will be so lucky for the rest of my life. ”
The rest of his life thought about it and pressed the meteor in his hand.
In an instant, the light flashed, like a corner of the curtain being opened, and a monster drilled in and appeared on the Demon Qi Pavilion out of thin air.
At the same time, the darkness in the Demon Pavilion disappeared and appeared as it was.
The youkai lay on the ground weakly and suddenly appeared in the attic to startle him.
But after seeing the rest of his life, he straightened up and pounced.
"People, people", he shouted excitedly.
"Eat him, eat him," another voice shouted.
Yu Sheng snapped his fingers, and the air froze in an instant, holding the youkai in the air, and nothing could be done.
In the Demon Qi Pavilion, he is the Heavenly Dao.
Only then did he carefully measure the monster for the rest of his life, "Your uncle, I still think the system is kind, it turns out that there are two heads of one demon." ”
The youkai floating in front of Yu Sheng has two heads, and the head is very large, and the head is bare, with only a cockscomb-like hairstyle.
Its body is similar to that of a human, but it squats and jumps up like a frog.
"Ho, this hand, this nail", the rest of his life exclaimed.
This monster is skinny, especially the hands, thin skin and bones, with nails, and looks terrible.
"What kind of monster are you?" Yu Sheng asked him.
"Proud bugs," said the left head.
"You're the monster", said the right head, slapping his hand and slapping himself, very crisp.
"Uh", the rest of my life looked at them inexplicably.
"What are you doing beating yourself!" said the left head angrily.
"I'm sorry," said the head on the right to the left, "get used to it." ”
"I have every reason to suspect that when your mother hatched you, she ate the egg mixture, leaving behind the egg shell. The left head said.
"Your mother is. ”
"Your mother!"
"You're the same mother, aren't you?" said Yu Sheng, standing next to him.
The two monsters were stunned for a moment, staring at the rest of their lives below, and said on the left side: "Who are you, let me down." ”
"Yes, put down his uncle, that is, me. The right head followed.
Left head hit himself, "You fucking take advantage of me." ”
The right head also slapped himself, "Come on, hurt each other?"
Smack, smack...
The rest of his life frowned, feeling pain for them.
"I said two, aren't you two combined?" for the rest of his life, he even felt that they were still the ones he had eaten.
"Nonsense", the two heads kept looking out, "you are a pig." ”
The head on the left pointed to his head, "With such a brilliant brain, which of your eyes can see that it is sealed?"
"Oh, the main thing is that I met one head and sealed it, and the two heads also had an awkward relationship in front of me, and finally I made pork head meat. Yu Sheng said.
After looking at each other, "Haha", the left side laughed, "This son, I see that you are a jade tree in the wind, slim and elegant, and a talent." ”
"The head next to me is too stupid, eating it will affect your intelligence, it's better not to eat. He said.
The other on the right was unconvinced, "You're stupid, Lao Tzu is very smart, if I hadn't been dragged down by you, I would have been starved like this?"
"I'm dragging you down?!" the nose on the left was crooked, "Divide the family, separate the family." ”
"Shall I help you?" said Yu Sheng.
The arrogant insect immediately stopped the infighting and looked at the rest of his life: "Don't, Childe, the one who comes is a guest, and fighting and killing will hurt friendship." ”
"That's right," the head on the right asks, "where is this?"
"In my territory", Yu Sheng sat on the chair in front of him, snapped his fingers, "snapped", and the arrogant insect fell to the ground.
"I am the god of food, and I am collecting the eaters, and I have heard your prayers and called you to me. Yu Sheng said.
"Pray?" the head on the right asked the left side, "You prayed?"
"Nope..."
"Ahem", Yu Sheng glared at them.
"Pray, pray", the arrogant insect nodded hurriedly, leaning on the left and rising on the right, very ridiculous.
"Be respectful, I'm a god!" Yu Sheng couldn't help laughing, and said with a straight face, he still wanted to make a cameo appearance.
"What a coincidence, so are the two of us," said the head on the left.
"Huh?" Yu Sheng raised his eyebrows, "What kind of god are you, why are you so weak?"
The left side was a little ashamed, and the right side was high, "We are the mountain gods, and we are also the king of all chelae within a radius of a hundred miles!"
Left head pulled him, "This is not the time for pride, is it?"
"Ah, is it?" the right head came to his senses and said to the rest of his life, "We are worms." ”
"Forget it", Yu Sheng waved his hand, "You wait, I'll cook you a meal and let you know how good I am at eating." ”
"I want to eat people," says the head on the right happily.
"Smack", the rest of his life void waved, and he slapped himself on the right cheek.
"Oops", both heads cried out at the same time.
Seeing Yu Sheng's figure go away, the left head said angrily: "The person who eats your mother, don't pull me up if you look for a beating, let me also hurt." ”
"I didn't hit it. The right head muttered.
"Split up, no, clone, clone!" the head on the left yelled, "I've had enough of you worm!"
Not to mention that they were arguing inside, they went down to the Demon Qi Pavilion, and asked the system for the rest of their lives: "They are mountain gods, are you sure you can also become a food eater?"
The system is sure, "For those who have already become gods and do not need to practice, the host only needs to convince the other party." ”
The rest of his life stopped, "Is this okay?"
"Not bad", the system is concise and to the point.
It's not much different from a seal card.
As for convincing the other party, there is a way for the rest of your life.
He went to the back kitchen, made two salt-baked chickens himself, and brought them to the attic.
He pointed to a stool with his left hand, and the stool immediately turned into a wooden man, carrying a salt-baked chicken in front of the arrogant insects, so that they could smell it and not eat it.
The rest of his life sat in front of them, slowly savoring the salt-baked chicken.
"No," said the head on the left side of the insect, "this boy, you took us here just so that we could watch the chickens?"
"Or else?" said Yu Sheng.
The arrogant insect wanted to cry, he was already starving to death, and now he was hungry and hungry when he watched the rest of his life eat chickens.
The head on the right said to the head on the left: "It's not just a chicken, don't react so much, you can't do it, I'm hungry, I think you're a chicken." ”