Thirty-one. I learned something I shouldn't have learned
The group looked back, and two black shadows slipped into the grass by the roadside. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Lao Zhai Tou was also startled, and hid behind Da Le: "Don't don't rob, right?" ”
"Da Le, you hold Wule. I'll take a look. ”
"Dad, it's dangerous."
"We are so poor, what robbers will find us?"
Li Yingjun touched it step by step, and shouted loudly as he walked: "Who, I saw you, come out quickly!" ”
There was a sound in the grass.
First, a long-haired black shadow popped out with teeth and claws, and the long-haired black shadow stretched out his long arm to pull another black shadow in the grass, shouting as he pulled: "It's all you!" Tracking failed! ”
The other black shadow was tall and thin, with glasses shining in the moonlight, squatting vigorously into the grass, muttering while hiding: "Blame me, perverted girl, it's so close, the road is so wide, how can it not be discovered...... Speaking of this, he found that Li Yingjun had squatted in front of him, and smiled at him very kindly: "If I'm not mistaken, you are Li Zhengren." ”
"Ahh How do you know! ”
The long-haired black shadow kicked him unceremoniously: "Stupid, I said your name when I scolded you!" ”
"This young lady, why are you and your boyfriend stalking us?"
The eyes of the long-haired welder girl once again involuntarily wandered over the children behind Li Yingjun.
"It's nothing, I'll take her home right away, guys, I'm sorry to disturb you, I frightened you."
Li Zhengren dragged the long-haired woman and was about to leave.
The long-haired woman lives like a spider spirit, and eight times of her long limbs kick around.
"Li Zhengren, let it go, why did you decide to go home, I don't ......"
Li Yingjun stood up and said sympathetically to Li Zhengren: "Then I'll leave it to you." ”
"Dad, she's like a monster." Sile whispered.
Li Yingjun hugged Wule: "Shhh, Wule is asleep, don't scare him anymore." ”
The seven of them had palpitations, and after a while, Da Le tugged at Li Yingjun's clothes: "Dad, back." ”
Li Yingjun turned around, and the long-haired woman was walking towards her side step by step with amazing perseverance, getting rid of the force of Li Zhengren's backward dragging, and the strap of the long vest was pulled into a thin strip, making her like a slender man on the Volga River.
The dark shadow of the pauper's street could already be faintly seen in front of him, Li Yingjun sighed, handed Wule to Da Le again, and walked towards the long-haired woman.
Li Zhengren's glasses were cracked, a lock of hair was stained on his shoulder, there were five scratches on his face, and several buttons of his clothes were pulled off.
"Miss, the place where we live is not suitable for you to visit."
The fierce girl raised her head suddenly, her eyes were firm: "Living in the suburbs, it must be a villa, right?" Nothing can stop me from pursuing it anyway! ”
Li Yingjun couldn't cry or laugh: "Miss, what do you want to pursue?" As you can see, I'm a dad of five, and my eldest child is not yet an adult, so none of them are suitable for your courtship, and besides, you have a boyfriend. ”
"Oh, the two can't be confused, my pursuit is truth, goodness and beauty!"
The fierce woman grabbed Li Yingjun's arms tightly, and her eyes shone with starlight.
"After all, can you stop holding people?"
Da Le suddenly appeared behind Li Yingjun, I don't know when he covered his hair again, the thin lips below moved and moved, it was very scary, and the fierce woman suddenly let go and jumped behind Li Zhengren.
"Uncle, you just follow her, it's past two o'clock now, we can't go back, we won't bother you very much." Li Zhengren said very embarrassed, and the fierce girl immediately hugged him and kissed him: "Good Xiaoren, you finally said a nice word." ”
Fifteen minutes later, Li Yingjun carried Wule on his back and led seven people into the slum.
"There's a cinder heap here, be careful."
"Hey, don't touch someone's basin."
"Here, under your feet, on the garbage heap, don't step on it."
"I'm home, handsome, I'm inside!"
Da Le to Wu Le said in turn: "Grandpa Zhai, goodbye!" ”
"Goodbye!"
The strong girl thought about it and said, "Uncle, bye!" ”
"Bye...... Bye-bye......" Lao Zhai Tou was very frightened and went into his room, and the door made a creaking sound.
The rest of the group made a few more minutes of detours and finally arrived home.
"Please come in." Li Yingjun pushed the door open, "Da Le, are there still candles at home?" ”
"It looks like there's still half a section left."
"I'm sorry, there's no power here."
"Ahh The sturdy woman let out a scream, and then let out a clattering sound.
"I think I've knocked something off......"
"You knocked the rice bowl off." Da Le lit the candle and placed it on the table.
"Da Le, you arrange for them to sleep, and I will go out with the guests to talk first. It's still too dark in the house, and the smell may not be very suitable for the guests, so let's come out, the moon is not bad tonight. Li Yingjun looked at the fierce woman covering her mouth and said very considerately.
Li Yingjun spread a few newspapers at the door, and sat down first: "I haven't asked for the name of the young lady yet." ”
"My name is Gao Lu."
Gao Lu hesitated for a moment, and pulled Li Zhengren to sit down: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you lived in this kind of place." ”
Li Yingjun smiled: "When you see us, you should be able to think that if it weren't for the compulsion of life, no parent would let their children come out to sing for fun." That's it, it's not good to let you go back, if you don't mind, just live here, it's a little dirty and broken. I hope you don't make any more hasty moves in the future. ”
"Dad, I've made your bed, and they'll have to sleep there."
"Da Le, you also go to rest, I'll have a good talk with the guests."
"And where do you sleep?"
"Haha, the table, it's not like I haven't slept before."
Da Le also smiled, the corners of his mouth turned upward, stood up, patted his trouser leg and ran in.
Li Yingjun looked into the room, Da Le blew out the candles, and the room was dark and quiet.
"Gao Lu, I'll call you Gao Lu. I don't know what you're looking for, but young people always have some hobbies, I understand. But if it disturbs other people's normal lives, I don't think it's appropriate, what do you say? ”
"It's not a bother, I just followed along...... And I don't have any ill intentions, I just think it's so cute when I see them! Gao Lu's eyes began to shine again, "Uncle, you really can't look at Da Le, it's called Da Le, right?" What does he look like? ”
"Nope."
"Wow, that's so clear. is so domineering, isn't he your little sufferer? ”
"Gao Lu!" Lee shouted.
"Why are you so loud and noisy."
"Don't pollute others with your set, okay?"
"What pollution, how did I pollute it? I'm pure and beautiful, okay? ”
"Are you pure and beautiful? Hmph, you are pure and beautiful! You ......" Lee Jung-in rolled his eyes upward.
Li Yingjun seized the gap between the two of them and asked in a low voice: "That, Gao Lu, can I ask you a question?" What is called a small ......?"
"Ah, do you want to know? I'm telling you, I'm a master at this, uh, no, an expert. ”
Gao Lu was suddenly enthusiastic.
It's dawn.
"We define this kind of thing as otaku, otaku, oh, it's the one next to me, typical."
"Hey...... Gao Lu ......" Li Zhengren drooped his head, and his eyelids couldn't be opened, "You can let me go." ”
"Uncle, these are just some very superficial concepts, and there are many things to see to reach my level."
"Thank you......" Li Yingjun thought, "I don't want to be like you." ”
"Uncle, you can remember my mobile phone number, if you don't understand, I'll be happy to answer at any time."
"I'm sorry, I don't have a cell phone......"
"Li Zhengren, give yours to Uncle."
"Huh? Why ......"
Gao Lu has already done it.
"Hey, why don't you give it, you!"
"That...... Gao Lu, I don't want it, just write it to me. Li Yingjun handed Gao Lu a pen and paper, which were densely filled with various nouns.
"Stingy, give you back. Uncle, you write beautifully. Wow, you remember seriously. ”
Gao Lu wrote the phone number crookedly on it.
"Li Zhengren, what time is it?"
"It's past six o'clock."
"Ahh Oh no, I still have classes, let's go! ”
Gao Lu stood up and pulled Lee Jung-in and ran.
Li Yingjun chased behind: "Gao Lu, there is 148 all the way forward, you can return to the city!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Gao Lu pulled Li Zhengren and ran back.
"Uncle, there are no coins."
Li Yingjun took out two coins and put them in Li Zhengren's hand: "Gao Lu, can you ask another question?" Look at your costumes should be very popular, so do you know what style of singer you need to be popular now? ”
Gao Lu smiled: "Uncle, look at the book, it's popular." Also, people like me are people who are willing to spend money. ”
Li Yingjun sighed as the two people disappeared at the other end of the road evading the countless ambushes in the narrow aisle.
These two children are not bad people, they are just ...... Hobbies are too weird; Maybe it's not weird, it's just ...... I'm getting old.
"Dad, they're gone?"
"Hmm."
Da Le raised the stove and began to cook.
"Dad, why is the bed still the same as I made last night, they didn't sleep?"
"Hmm."
"Dad, you won't be asleep, will you?"
"No way, that kid is too good to talk."
"What do they do? That woman, so weird! ”
"They don't have any ill will. It's just to see how well they look at Erle, so they come over. ”
"Don't be a human trafficker, right?"
"How can it!"
"You can rest for dinner, it's music class anyway."
Da Le was setting the dishes and chopsticks, and saw Li Yingjun in a daze with the notebook in his hand.
"It's ......"
"Ah, I wrote it last night. Maybe it's really useful. ”
"I can't understand any of them.,What Lori.,Zhengtai.,Same ......"
Li Yingjun closed the notebook and said weakly: "Da Le, it's useless to write on this." What do we eat in the morning? ”
Da Le glanced at Li Yingjun suspiciously: "Rice porridge." ”
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