Li Baifeng is not a person who has the gas to get up, but after getting up in the morning and spitting, he was brushing his teeth when he heard a sound of calling the door, as if he was coming to collect debts. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Well, maybe there's something urgent? Thinking of this, Li Baifeng did not make a rash move, but went over with a toothbrush and prepared to open the door to see the situation first.

When he pushed open the door that was leaning on the door frame and pretending to be locked, he saw a lewd young man who was not tall, with eyes as small as beans, and a pair of shiny front teeth, wearing a red short half-sleeve on his upper body, green five-point pants on his lower body, and a pair of black leather boots that were polished black and shiny.

It is not right to judge people by their appearance, and we should be reasonable.

Li Baifeng adhered to this concept, and politely asked the other party's name first.

Subsequently, the other party's invincible middle two expression and provocative tone made him completely understand the other party's intention - he was here to stir up trouble, not to reason.

Unreasonable? Scold.

Li Baifeng evoked a faint sneer in his heart, unreasonable with me? Do you think you are Xia Lingying, and I still let you if you are unreasonable? Is it true that I have a good temper?

It seemed that he had a premonition of this, and the front tooth was ready to attack first, strike first, and get angry before Li Baifeng. -- Although this has no real impact on the outcome.

Seeing the front teeth shrink into a ball and roll back quickly along the same path, Li Baifeng slowly put away the knee he had just lifted, according to the speed and strength of the opponent's rolling, he felt that the other party should be able to calm down a little now.

Tu Wukui was not as calm as Li Baifeng thought now.

The burning pain in his lower abdomen and the weightlessness of the volley made him have no time to think for a while, and then the sharp pain and dizziness caused by the whirlwind tumbling made him look at gold stars and his heart was at a loss. Three questions kept echoing in his mind.

"Where am I?"

"Where am I going?"

"Who's beating me?"

These three philosophical questions don't help him stop from this indomitable momentum, but something does, like a sign. A sign that says "Do not trample on the lawn".

"Boom!"

A dull crash sounded, and Tu Wukui slammed into the sign, stopping the momentum, and at the same time, he felt a sharp pain in the back of his head, and the dizziness hit his mind like a wave crashing on the beach.

"It hurts—"

Tu Wukui let out a weak moan from his throat, he trembled and stretched out his hand, subconsciously touching the wound on the back of his head, but the tentacle was the touch of viscous liquid.

"-Blood!"

Fear welled up in his heart for a moment, and he reached out his trembling hand in front of him, and his eyes widened to look at it carefully—it was a thick, yellow viscous liquid, obviously not blood.

Tu Wukui's heart finally let go of his throat, and at the same time he frowned, since it is not blood, then what is it?

"Plasma?" He was not bad in junior high school biology, and he immediately thought of this possibility, "Could it be that my tumbling speed is too large, forming a structure similar to a centrifuge?" Thus separating the plasma? ”

"Well, that's right."

Tu Wukui nodded approvingly, and this sense of self-satisfaction was maintained until he looked back and saw the phlegm marks he had just left on the blood-red word "don't".

Therefore, his mood at the moment is very complicated, and it is a kind of indescribable taste: there is self-denial, there is doubt about life, there is regret, there is sadness and anger - in short, there is no calm element in it.

"Whew-"

Tu Wukui let out a broken shout, and because his mood was too agitated, it sounded a little unhuman. He raised his fist high, and rushed towards Li Baifeng with a rolling belt, seeing that the posture was to give up this life and bite off a piece of meat on him.

"Well, why don't you calm down?"

Li Baifeng held the toothbrush in his mouth and shook his head helplessly. However, he has always had a strong humanitarian spirit, helping people without expecting anything in return, and being a good person to the end.

"Smack!!

The action looked crazy, but it was actually very slow, Tu Wukui had three times the speed since then, and rolled back into a ball, still the familiar path, still the familiar feeling, still the three philosophical questions - but not the same sign anymore.

"Boom!"

"Wow!"

Li Baifeng slowly retracted his legs, put his hands on the pergola, watched the front teeth walk all the way through a graceful trajectory, and rushed into the green lake with an unstoppable splash.

"The splash is so big, zero points."

Li Baifeng pursed his lips and made a score in a matter-of-fact manner.

It may be that two different but similar tragic experiences woke him up, or it may be that the cold water in the green lake in autumn gave him inspiration, and Tu Wukui finally realized what he should do at this moment - that is, learn to be calm.

After spitting out a few blisters, Tu Wukui crawled out of the lake with his hands and feet, hanging a splash all over his body, and walked ashore tremblingly.

"Ahh

The early morning wind blew, bringing a burst of coolness, Tu Wukui involuntarily sneezed, he couldn't help but hug his arms in front of his chest, preserving the heat on his body, and moved towards Li Baifeng step by step with a little trembling.

Tu Wukui naturally didn't look for someone unhappy again, the conscience of heaven and earth, if it weren't for the fact that the dead fish eye whose combat strength was not like a human being beckoning to him, he would definitely run as far as he could.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a burst of remorse and resentment in his heart:

"Didn't Fang Shao say that this kid was seriously injured after Chong Shao's game and killed him by luck with a sneak attack? This is different from what was said, and besides, this kid is also an evil sect, obviously a monk, how can he come up and do it? It's not like a strong person, I knew it was like this, and the fool came! ”

"Woo woo, in order to curry favor with Bei Bohou, this time it's really a big loss." Feeling the coolness on his body, Tu Wukui felt a feeling of wanting to cry without tears.

Looking at the trembling front teeth huddled in front of the door, Li Baifeng took out the toothbrush in his mouth, smiled, and asked amiably, "Calm down?" ”

Tu Wukui nodded hesitantly, lest he would be sent back by the other party to rebuild if he answered too late.

"Hmm." Li Baifeng smiled approvingly, and then asked, "What's it called?" ”

"Tu Wukui."

"Is it a rabbit or a tortoise?" Li Baifeng frowned and said dissatisfied.

Tu Wukui's chest was suffocated, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, rendering it into another gorgeous morning glow on the horizon. (To be continued.) )