Chapter 253: Friends
In a recent popular book "Potter", it is mentioned that the male protagonist Harry learned the snake language that only dark wizards understand because of an accident, and can talk to snakes. I www.biquge.info looking at the second master who was talking to the two-headed centipede in front of me, I always felt that he was a bit like the evil demon king hidden behind the scenes in the book. Is this guy talking to himself, or does he really know centipede language?
Look at the two-headed centipede again, it's only a day's work, and it's already bigger when I first saw it. Presumably, there have been a few shells, right? Now it has the thickness of a small water pipe, so naturally it is not much in the arms of the second master, but follows the second master's side.
"Boy, we're meeting again." The second master smiled.
The so-called smiling person who opens the door and doesn't rush the smiley, I don't know how to answer the opening sentence of the second master for a while. It's as if we're already familiar with each other. I had to say, "Well, did you meet, did you eat?" ”
When the second master was asked by me, he was stunned for a moment and then said, "I, I ate." My baby hasn't eaten yet, though. ”
Just as all animals are very excited when they see food, this two-headed centipede began to get excited again when he heard the second master say this, crawled to my feet and began to circle around.
"Hmm" the second master smiled: "Not yet, you are not old enough now." ”
"Not big enough? How big is that? At this rate, you can't feed me to the thickness of my arm, right? I sighed in my heart, smiled and said, "Well, you have your own hands." ”
The second master was also polite, and took out another needle. The next moment, my eyes widened and I said, "Second master, are you kidding?" Such a big one? Why don't you just bleed me? ”
"That's not good," the second master shook his head and said, "What a waste of bloodletting directly." Moreover, what I want is the essence blood of your dantian. Only the blood there is useful. ”
"Wait, you've got to give me something to bite into, right? It hurts to draw dantian blood. I said.
The second master seemed to be a little surprised by my cooperation, touched his body, and then took out a black handkerchief and said, "Well, why don't you wear a white handkerchief?" ”
"White ..... handkerchief?" I looked at the handkerchief in the second master's hand again, what should I do to make a white handkerchief black? And is it so natural black? The next moment, the second master handed the handkerchief to my mouth. A pungent and spicy smell came. I hurriedly shook my head and said, "You can keep it." Pull a piece of clothing from me and stuff it in my mouth. ”
After everything was ready, the second master drew blood again. This time, it was naturally a sharp pain, but there was still a strip of cloth in his mouth to bite.
After the blood was drawn, the second master put the needle on the edge and sniffed it, with an expression of enjoyment on his face. I gasped and said, "Second master, why don't you enjoy your own place." I am hungry. Can you get me something to eat? ”
"Baby, do you think we're going back to eat, or are we going to eat here?" The second master ignored me and asked the two-headed centipede with his head held high.
The two-headed centipede didn't make any moves, just held its head high, and it seemed that it couldn't wait. The second master smiled: "I'm sorry, the baby can't wait." ”
I had no choice but to watch speechlessly as the second master and the two-headed centipede performed in front of me. After finishing the matter, after the second master left, Long Hair came in again.
I lit a cigarette and was about to chat with Longhair, only to find Longhair's face sad. I asked, "Longhair, what's wrong?" ”
"Alas," Long Hair sighed and said, "I don't know how, our old man was hospitalized last night." said that he had gastroenteritis, the old man had always been in good health, and he ate something fragrant, so why was he hospitalized. ”
"Then you're not going to see him either?" I asked, confused.
"I wanted to fight, but the strange old man wouldn't let me. He said he was afraid that I would go out and tell the truth. Long Mao said: "Is my Long Hair that kind of person, one yard is one yard, although I know you with the little fifth master, but I eat the boss's meal, of course I can't betray the boss." After saying that, Longhair suddenly realized that he had said the wrong thing.
I laughed and said, "It's fine. I understand you, it's good if you give me a cigarette. As for your old man, gastroenteritis is a trivial matter, and it will be fine after a while. ”
"It's still the little fifth master, you understand the reason. Let's come out to mix, what we are talking about is righteousness, and we know the severity. But strange to say, I heard from the old man of our family that this hospital is full of gastroenteritis. ”
"Such a coincidence? Maybe it's seasonal. I said.
"Well, Little Fifth Master, you are a cultural person, what you said must be right. When the matter here is over, and I take the money, I will find another place for our old man to live. Change to a more upscale community to live in. Longhair nodded.
I don't know if Long Hair knows it, but if this thing is over, I guess I'm finished. However, I don't have anything to say when he says that. I can only smoke silently.
"That's right" Changmao suddenly said: "Little Fifth Master, I've known you for so long, and I don't know your name." ”
"What? Do you want to set up a tablet for me and incense me in the future? I laughed.
When I said this, Long Mao smiled with an embarrassed face: "Little Fifth Master, you are..."
I smiled and said, "I don't mean anything else, I used to watch TV dramas, and people on the road seem to like this." Besides, the custom in our hometown is this, if I am gone, someone who knows where, how, and when I died must have a tablet for me. In this way, I will not become a lonely ghost. ”
Long Mao was silent for a while, then nodded: "Little Fifth Master, you..."
"Remember, my name is Zhang Shiyi." I laughed.
"Little Fifth Master, don't worry, if you really die here, I will definitely set up a tablet for you and give you incense sooner or later." Longhair agreed.
"Well, I don't have anything to thank you for, I have a small jade plaque around my neck, and it's worth some money, so take it as my thank you gift." I said.
"No, I'm not growing hair for this. Little Fifth Master, it's not interesting for you to say that. Longhair shook his head.
"You're out there." I laughed and said, "I treat you as a friend." If I die, it's useless to leave this thing on me, and maybe I'll be able to deal with my people cheaply. Rather than that, it's better to give it to you. "Actually, this little jade plate is also worth millions, after the jade pendant on my neck was robbed by Lai's theorem, Brother Jiu gave me another jade plate, this jade card has no effect, just an ancient jade in the Ming Dynasty. When I saw that Longhair didn't speak, I said, "Longhair, don't you think of me as a friend?" ”
"No, no" Changmao hurriedly shook his head and said: "Little Fifth Master, you can afford me, I can't be hypocritical, this jade plate will be my family's heirloom in the future." (To be continued.) )