Chapter 22: Provocation
Old man Huang and I went back to our own shop, and when I came back, I saw Zhang Feng helping the patient take the pulse, his face was calm, and after a long time, he slowly opened his eyes and said, "Uncle, have you been feeling dizzy lately?" And it's all in the afternoon? ”
The old man was there, and the man in front of him was like a Buddha, and nodded heavily: "Doctor, you are really a miracle doctor!" Every afternoon, I have a headache that kills me! It didn't work if I took painkillers! Do you think I can be cured? ”
Zhang Feng looked at the uncle's face, and said calmly: "Uncle, you are old, don't do those things anymore, it's okay, I'll prescribe some tonic medicine for you, three times a day, morning, noon, and evening, half a pot of water boiled to a small bowl of water, just eat it for a week!"
The uncle seemed to be said by Zhang Feng, lowered his head, nodded leisurely, took the medicine and paid the money and fled from the pharmacy, I walked over, looked at Zhang Feng, and said with a smile: "Zhang Feng, there are still two more moments!" I was right! ”
This kid was praised by me, and his face flushed: "Seventh brother, don't praise me, I feel embarrassed!"
"Yo yo yo! You kid, forget it, say it! What to eat tonight? ”
"Hmmm! Let's go eat Malatang, shall we? ”
I went over and gave him a kick directly: "You guy used to eat this?" You're not afraid of eating to death? ”
Zhang Feng lay on the ground and screamed in pain: "Brother, you are so ruthless!"
I gave him a blank look: "Okay, okay! Come on! Get up! There are still two hours before dinner, I'll go to Old Man Huang to sit down for a while, you look at the store! ”
Zhang Feng got up from the ground and looked at me with a smile: "Yes, brother, I promise to complete the task!"
I didn't bother to talk nonsense with him anymore, I came to Old Man Huang's shop, drank a few cups of tea with him, two hours passed, at half past five in the evening, I, Zhang Feng and Old Man Huang came to a restaurant, three people gathered around a table, ordered five or six dishes, Zhang Feng asked at this time: "Brother, the three of us have eaten so much, have we finished eating?"
Old man Huang said speechlessly: "I can't finish eating and pack it back for you as a supper." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
I smiled, but Zhang Feng was quite happy, a mouthful of food, a mouthful of food, his mouth was full of food, he spit out rice and vegetables and said, "Brother... Do you want... Open corks? ”
I shook my head: "No, drink if you want!" We have something to do at night! Also, don't talk while eating, no one will rob you! ”
Zhang Feng took a sip of water, sighed and said, "Who said that no one robbed me, look at Brother Huang, he eats faster than me!"
“&&%#*¥★$%★¥。” Old man Huang said as he spit out his rice.
I really can't stand them anymore: "Gotta get it, Master Huang, you still don't talk, eat, eat!"
Old man Huang nodded and continued to eat in large gulps, Zhang Feng was not to be outdone, I looked at the dishes on the table, there was not much left: "Waiter, a few more dishes."
It took half an hour to finish this meal, and I gave each of them a cigarette, and Old Man Huang burped: "I'm too full!"
I was angry and said, "Master Huang, you have eaten so much, can your body digest it?"
Zhang Feng held his forehead: "That's right! Brother Huang. ”
I glared at Zhang Feng: "And you, don't talk about Master Huang, it's like you just came out of the bureau!"
Zhang Feng scratched his head, smiled and didn't speak, at eight o'clock in the evening, I took all the things to Old Man Huang, took out the porcelain bottle, and released Yanyu, it looks like she is very happy today!
Yan Yu looked at me and asked, "Master Xiaoqi, am I going to reincarnate tonight?"
I laughed and said, "What's wrong?" Don't want to go? ”
Yan Yu shook her head: "I think, why don't I want to, but I'm a little reluctant!"
"Oh? What are you reluctant to do? ”
Yan Yu's face turned red instantly: "It's nothing, I'll go back first." After saying that, it turned into a puff of green smoke and returned to the porcelain bottle, I shook my head, and the old man Huang came over and asked, "What did you say?"
I shook my head: "No! Let's have a cup of tea! It's still early! Take it easy! ”
Old Man Huang nodded, offered me a cigarette, and when it was evening, Old Man Huang and I had already drunk almost a bucket of water, and the ashtray was full of cigarette butts, and I said, "Okay, Master Huang, it's time, let's go!"
"Hmm"
I and Old Man Huang slowly came to the crossroads before, ready things, I took out three sticks of trembling incense, blew a breath, the three sticks of incense smoked, Old Man Huang was not surprised, he also knew, the onmyoji will be this kind of little trick, I bowed a few times in each of the four directions, bit my index finger, drew a cross in the air, and chanted: "Yin people on the road, I order the door of the underworld to open, E!" A gate appeared at the crossroads, I called out Yanyu, Yanyu walked in front of me leisurely, for a while I felt my body cold, Yanyu hugged me, her voice was a little choked: "Thank you, I will repay you in the next life as a cow and a horse!"
I couldn't stop crying: "Okay! You're about to be reincarnated, what do you say, go! This kind of opportunity doesn't happen every day..."Before I finished speaking, my eyes were dark, it was over, I was dizzy, and the opportunity to send Yanyu to her first child also failed!
When I woke up, I had returned to my own room, Zhang Feng was sitting next to me, I covered my head, slowly propped up, Zhang Feng saw that I woke up, and quickly called Old Man Huang over, Old Man Huang saw that I was fine, sighed, I really can't remember what happened last night! I looked at Zhang Feng: "You go out to look at the store, just buy a few buns for me, I'm starving to death."
Zhang Feng answered, and went out in a hurry, I looked at Old Man Huang and asked, "Master Huang, why did I faint last night?"
Old man Huang was silent for a while before saying, "It's that guy, that guy came early."
I was shocked: "That old woman?"
Old man Huang lit a cigarette, stuffed it into my mouth, lit it again, and took two puffs: "Hmm! When she saw you last night, she knocked you out first. ”
"Are you okay then?" I asked nervously, and he shook his head: "It's okay, if it wasn't for Yanyu helping us block it last night, otherwise we would all be finished."