People are gone, ghosts are gone, living people have to go on with their lives, and in the blink of an eye, March 2015 has come silently when people fall asleep late at night. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Liang Yifu has survived bad luck, and he has not seen any good luck happen, and there is no good thing that has happened, but the relationship between him and Wang Zhiyu has become deeper.

Just how to protect the sentence that the three of them said when they were returning to Ludao City, "Rotten eggplant can also be fried into a dish with pickle juice, I'm afraid that I won't be able to get my daughter-in-law." He said this to Qin Aide, maybe he also saw that Qin Aide was worried about Wang Xiaocui's farewell without saying goodbye, so he deliberately used such a strange sentence to enlighten him, but when he spoke, he was aiming at Liang Yifu.

After more than half a month in the school calmly, because Sister Haring gave their brothers more than 30,000 yuan in New Year's money, so that Liang Yifu could learn to grow vegetables and elect a subject called software design in the school with peace of mind, which caused him to keep going back and forth between the main campus and the branch campus as soon as the school started, and Wang Zhiyu has already started to intern in the company, maybe because they are busy, so the relationship will become deeper.

However, this March is an important day for Qin Ide and Liang Yifu and Sun Xiaotong, on the 22nd of last month, Shenxu Daoyou made a phone call, asking them to go to the imperial capital on March 16 to participate in the first regular meeting of the 68th realm of the 'Taoist Metaphysical Society', this meeting is a selection competition for new members, Shenxu Daoyou must let them go to participate in the assessment, ask for leave, and lose their jobs.

As for why Sun Xiaotong will go, because Grandpa Sun retired as early as last year and is no longer a surveyor in Ludao City and surrounding cities, so this position needs to be replaced, because Sun Xiaotong can also spell, so let her come to participate in the assessment, because I don't know what the assessment content is, Liang Yifu's head is big, I am afraid that it will be a written test and history.

On March 15th, the three of them took a week off from the school, and took a plane from Ludao City to the Capital International Airport, when the three of them got off the plane and came to the waiting hall, they found that the uncle who looked like a little pigtail in the style of Shenxu Daoyou, was chatting happily with a woman in her 30s at the airport, at that time Liang Yifu thought that this woman was the daughter-in-law of Shenxu Daoyou, and when they came to the vicinity of Shenxu Daoyou, the woman covered her mouth and smiled and left.

Seeing Liang Yifu coming, Shenxu Daoyou hugged him with a look, and Shenxu Daoyou said at the same time: "Daoyou, the last goodbye was really like ten years apart!" I'm dying of hope! ”。 After the two separated, Liang Yifu looked at Shenxu Daoyou and said in a deep and shallow manner: "Me too, Daoyou, the banana you sent me last time was really good, give me some more."

"Of course, but now the season is not right, I'll send you another box in a few months," said Shenxu Daoist very sincerely; How did you think that Liang Yifu said: "Fellow Daoist, is our friendship only worth a box of bananas?" ”。 Shenxu Daoyou said with a smile: "Eh, why did Daoyou say this, our friendship cannot be measured by bananas."

Sun Xiaotong stood aside and looked at the two of them with sunglasses, you said bananas and bananas endlessly, and said after coughing dryly, "I said that you two are enough?" Don't be honest about bananas! ”。

Shenxu Daoyou heard Sun Xiaotong speak, turned around and looked, looked at this woman with sunglasses and pink hair, glanced at Qin Ide with an indifferent face, and immediately walked over and shook hands with Qin Ide tightly, and said at the same time: "Daoyou, I almost forgot about you, you kid didn't forget to bring your younger siblings when you came to the imperial capital, you two really envy this relationship."

Qin Ide looked at Shenxu Daoyou with a blank face, then glanced at Sun Xiaotong, then turned his head to look at Shenxu Daoyou and said, "What brother and sister?" ”。 Shenxu Daoist Friend was full of smiles, patted Qin Ide on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Look at you kid, what are you shy, you both come in couple clothes, can you not be a couple."

As soon as these words came out, Sun Xiaotong and Qin Aide immediately looked back and forth at each other, Sun Xiaotong's upper body was black down, Sun Xiaotong was white pants, and there were red checkered stripes on the pants, and Qin Aide also had a black jacket on his upper body, and the pants were special jeans bought by Liang Yifu and Wang Zhiyu when they went to visit 'Uniyifu'.

The most bizarre thing is that on his feet are the imitation leather boots that Robert and Lao Wang deliberately bought for him in order to trick Qin Ed, and Lao Wang said at that time: "Well, Lao Qin, this guy is too homely, he doesn't look like an artist, I have to package him." But this package includes a pair of shoes, and these shoes are not cheap, saying that they are some European fashion brands.

At that time, Qin Ide was almost moved when he received the shoes, but how could he have thought that this little pigtail 'kidney deficiency' Daoist could use this to associate him with Sun Xiaotong, Sun Xiaotong looked at Qin Ide and said, "You took off the shoes for me." Qin Ide looked at Sun Xiaotong and said, "What am I wearing when I take it off?" ”。

Sun Xiaotong snorted and twisted his head to the side, Liang Yifu walked over and patted Shenxu Daoyou's shoulder and said, "They are like this, just get used to it, Daoyou, you quickly take us to find a place to stay." Shenxu Daoyou nodded and said: "Yes, yes, yes, look at me, I just forgot all the things I was happy about."

After chattering in the waiting hall for a while, Shenxu Daoyou took them to the airport parking lot and found Shenxu Daoyou's Santana 2000 with a dilapidated appearance, but the interior was extremely fashionable and even the trademark had been lost. Shenxu Daoyou laughed and said: "This is my chariot, look good, you see this paint is just like my experience, it has experienced strong winds and waves."

"Okay, hurry up and drive, my grandfather said that you talk a lot, but I didn't expect you to be verbose" Sun Xiaotong said this impatiently, Shenxu Daoyou took out the key and opened the door, and then said: "Your grandfather?" Senior Sun? ”。 Sun Xiaotong nodded, and Shenxu Daoyou immediately showed a very admiring look and said, "Does he really say that about me?" But I didn't think I talked too much."

After the 4 people got into the car, Shenxu Daoyou's car couldn't catch fire, Liang Yifu and Qin Ide had to get out of the car to help push the car, Liang Yifu thought, don't you want our brothers and sisters to push the car directly to the auto repair shop? Fortunately, Liang Yifu's idea did not come true, and the car started.

After they left the airport, Shenxu Daoist exclaimed, "Oh no, my briefcase!" ”。 Liang Yifu asked, "What briefcase?" ”。 Shenxu Daoyou patted his forehead, frowned and said, "Just the woman who asked me for directions just now, eh, my bag was taken away by her."

As soon as these words came out, the three people present were thundered again, can't you be reliable as an uncle? Even if the Taoist technique is unreliable, forget if the car is unreliable, Nima can even throw away the briefcase so strangely, can you forget it? Uncle.

The woman who asked for directions in the waiting hall at that time was the woman who was very appetizing was actually a liar, at that time the Shenxu Taoist saw that Liang Yifu and they hadn't come yet, so he chatted with the woman, chatting and chatting that he was happy, and dropped the briefcase to the ground, and after the woman helped him pick up the briefcase, he said to help him take it, so that the hands of the Shenxu Taoist friend could rest for a while, and the Shenxu Taoist friend was very happy at that time. I didn't even know what my father's surname was, and then I found out that Liang Yifu and they were here, and finally the woman took the briefcase away.

Qin Ide sat in the back of the car, really didn't know whether it was better to cry or laugh, Sun Xiaotong opened his mouth and asked, "Then what do you have in your bag?" Do you have any valuables? ”。

While driving, Shenxu Daoist said, "Yes! Then he paused and continued: "There is a pack of tissues, a stack of yellow charms, a few movie coupons, and a pack of potato chips, the most expensive one is mine...". Liang Yifu interjected: "Mobile phone? ”。

"A pack of soft-shell China" Shenxu Daoyou said very seriously, Sun Xiaotong was almost about to open his mouth to scold this old guy to death, but fortunately, Qin Ed grabbed Sun Xiaotong's hand and made a look at her and asked her not to speak. Liang Yifu sighed and asked, "Then how much is your bag worth?" ”。

When Shenxu Daoyou heard this, he suddenly realized and said: "Oh, I forgot this, I bought that bag on the 'Lynx', 78 yuan." When Liang Yifu heard this, he touched the bridge of his nose, Nima, the most expensive is still this bag, 78 yuan, can you not deduct it like this uncle when you go out?

Shenxu Daoyou lamented in the car how many women have been fooled in his life, how from the time he was 3 years old when his aunt fooled him that his 'boogers' are edible, he made up his mind that he must not be fooled by women again in the future, but he still can't change the habit of lowering his IQ when he sees a beautiful woman, and has been fooled by countless women for more than 40 years.

The endless chatter of Shenxu Daoyou is really not covered, even Liang Yifu is ashamed of himself, from the airport to his house, more than 1 hour away, he said in detail the days when he was fooled by women in those years. Originally, Liang Yifu thought that Shenxu Daoyou drove this car, and his home must not be a high-end place, but this kid actually lived in a high-end community in the 4th Ring Area of 120,000 square meters in the imperial capital, which made Liang Yifu envious to death, who thought that Shenxu Daoyou smiled and said: "This house is my daughter-in-law's mother's family, not mine."

There are really ten pieces of cloth that can't be said about the Thunder Man incident of the Divine Void Daoist, let's go directly to the matter after they came to the hotel after they had dinner at the Divine Void Daoist's house. Shenxu Taoist friends took them to a hotel called 'Shangri-La', and took them directly to the room, because every year the 'Taoist Metaphysical Society' will hold a meeting on the 4th floor here, so this hotel will hand over the room card to the logistics staff of the Metaphysical Society a week before the meeting, so that they can take people to move in.

Because the people of the Metaphysical Society are all capable people, so the hotel did not dare to slack off, Shenxu Taoist friends said, in the middle of the night, you can make durian crisp if you want to eat durian crisp, Liang Yifu heard this and immediately wanted to see this kind of president-like treatment. Qin Ide opened his mouth and asked, "But, is there still a cook in this kitchen to make durian crisp?" ”。

Shenxu Daoyou said with a smile: "There must be, the chefs worked in shifts during the two weeks of the meeting, although we didn't have so many members who wanted to eat snacks in the middle of the night, but the management was afraid of offending us, afraid that someone would play tricks and secretly change the feng shui of the hotel, so their service to our members is the best."

Sun Xiaotong interjected: "Okay, I already know what your uncle said, I said that you took us in and out of the elevator, when do you want to go?" Shenxu Daoyou smiled embarrassedly when he heard this, and continued: "I'm sorry, I just looked at the wrong floor, I thought it was the 12th floor, but I ended up on the 22nd floor, and when I returned to the 12th floor, I found that it was the 23rd floor." When the three of them heard this, they were thundered down again, and Sun Xiaotong was in the mood to kill him now.

Sun Xiaotong, the confused friend of the Divine Void Daoist, could be regarded as having seen it, and when she heard Qin Ide talk about such a number one person, she always felt that Qin Ide was exaggerating, but she didn't expect to meet now, only to find out that Qin Ed was a Taoist friend who gave face to 'kidney deficiency', and she didn't know how this idiot joined the 'Taoist Metaphysical Society'.

The four of them came to the suite, Shenxu Daoyou walked into the bathroom very anxiously, and then began to crackle in it to excrete the power of the flood, Liang Yifu stood outside the door and asked, "Daoyou, what's wrong with you?" Did you eat something unclean? ”。 Shenxu Daoyou replied: "No, no, my daughter-in-law gave me a laxative drink in the morning, but I didn't expect it to come until now."

Qin Ide sighed, put the luggage down next to the TV cabinet in the living room, and began to walk around this suite, observing the suite of this high-end hotel, after walking around, he watched Sun Xiaotong come out of the room, she looked at Qin Ide and said, "The room inside belongs to me, you two just lie outside." Qin Ed snorted, and then asked, "By the way?" Why did you dye your hair in this weird color again? ”。

Sun Xiaotong said impatiently: "What's weird, do you know that this is called fashion?" ”。 Qin Ide shrugged his shoulders, anyway, he didn't know what fashion was, but when he walked with Sun Xiaotong, he always felt very uncomfortable walking together with a '**Si' and a 'Kill Matt' girl.

Liang Yifu sat on the sofa, closed his eyes and recuperated, thinking to himself, how could his junior brother understand a woman's heart so much? This Sun Xiaotong just wanted Qin Ide to pay more attention to himself, how could he think that in exchange for a stupid cow who didn't know how to appreciate the beauty of a flower.

About 20 minutes later, Shenxu Daoyou came out of the bathroom, this 'flood' was a little too much, Shenxu Daoyou came out of his legs were a little weak, Shenxu Daoyou came to the sofa, sat down and looked at the three of them, and at the same time took out a handkerchief from his pocket to wipe the sweat on his forehead, and said: "My daughter-in-law urged me to go home, I'll make a long story short, tomorrow morning at 9:30 in the morning in this hotel on the 4th floor of the No. 4 venue will have a regular meeting, you remember not to be late, and there is the assessment, This assessment is divided into three stages, tomorrow afternoon will be a written test, mainly to do psychology questions, are multiple-choice questions, this tomorrow the vice president will be unified to say, the second stage is the Taoist assessment, the third assessment is the practical assessment, the details will wait for tomorrow to listen to the president, I have to go back, you see my daughter-in-law is bombarded by WeChat."

Liang Yifu said with a smile: "You go back quickly, otherwise my sister-in-law will think that you came out to cheat." After Shenxu Daoyou took out his mobile phone and sent out a voice, he looked at Liang Yifu and sighed and said: "You don't know, my daughter-in-law thinks that I came out to engage in 'base', and I won't hide it from you, in fact, my fellow disciple Shenkui Daoyou likes men, and my daughter-in-law is afraid that I will stay with him, and if I mess with him for a long time, men will have to become shemales."

"Shenma? Uncle Shenkui is a 'bent'? No wonder he was so positive when you sent me to the hospital last time" Qin Ed said this with a shocked face, and the Divine Void Daoist smiled and said: "You are too careful, it's really not too early, I have to go back, you guys have a good rest." After saying goodbye to the three of them, the Divine Void Daoist friend left.

At 9 o'clock in the morning the next day, the two brothers followed Sun Xiaotong to the Chinese restaurant on the 2nd floor to eat a buffet, which was basically dim sum, and in this restaurant they found that there were many peers here, but they all ate their own food, and did not communicate with strangers much, the most funny thing for Liang Yifu was that there were basically uncles, uncles, and uncles who were over 40 years old; Including the three of them, there were only 10 young people who could be seen at a glance, and Liang Yifu whispered while eating: "Shouldn't everyone here come here to take the exam?"

Sun Xiaotong scolded: "How is this possible? Have you forgotten that you still have regular meetings in the morning? These aged people should have come to the meeting." As soon as Sun Xiaotong's words fell, an old man wearing reading glasses in a Tang costume came over and asked, "May I ask if you are Sun Xiaotong?" The granddaughter of Lao Sun? ”。

Sun Xiaotong turned his head to look at the old man, frowned lightly and asked, "Who are you?" ”。 The old man smiled and said, "You girl is still so angry, I'm Grandpa Jin, President Jin." When Sun Xiaotong heard this, he immediately stood up and said apologetically, "Grandpa Jin, why are you here?" I haven't seen you in more than a decade, huh? When did you have presbyopia? ”。

After Grandpa Jin pulled out a chair and sat down, he said with a smile: "You girl, grandpa and I are over 70 years old, can you not be old?" By the way, is your grandfather here? ”。

After Sun Xiaotong sat down, he picked up the teapot and poured a cup of tea for Grandpa Jin, and said at the same time: "Didn't come, can you not know that he is here, by the way, when did you become the president?" ”。 Grandpa Jin smiled and said, "It's been a few years, why don't you pay attention to the things in the association?" You're here to take the test today, are you here with these two boys? ”。 Chairman Kim looked at Qin Ed and Liang Yifu as he spoke.

When Liang Yifu heard this, he immediately stood up and said respectfully: "Hello President, in Xialiangguang... In Xialiang Yifu, next to this is my junior brother Qin Aide, we are here to participate in the membership assessment."

Chairman Jin nodded, motioned for Liang Yifu to sit down and speak, and after Liang Yifu sat down, Chairman Jin said, "Yes, the internal qi of the two of you was passed on to you by the master." When Liang Yifu heard this, he asked with a shocked face: "Sleep... President, how do you know? I obviously didn't use my internal qi."

Sun Xiaotong looked at Liang Yifu with disdain and said, "You idiot, Grandpa Jin is a master of finding the dragon's lair and reading the qi vein, can you still not see how many catties you have?" ”。 Grandpa Jin looked at Sun Xiaotong and said: "Xiaotong, you girl, you are embarrassed to talk about others, you look at your current cultivation, you are still the same as a beginner, this Xiaoliang and their brothers and sisters have more internal qi than the old man, and they will definitely be able to achieve something in time."

Liang Yifu looked a little embarrassed when he heard Chairman Kim's words, and he said, "President, I will be embarrassed if you praise me like this." Chairman Kim smiled, then stood up and said, "You kid, it's a bit interesting, you eat first, I have to go back and prepare." Sun Xiaotong watched President Kim's departure with a puffed face, and after he left, Sun Xiaotong said without concealment: "Cut~ Strong internal qi doesn't have much effect on me."

Qin Ed had been immersed in eating from just now to now, and after Sun Xiaotong said this, he stopped the chopsticks in his hand and burped and said, "Didn't you say that you didn't have enough internal qi to use the 'Shield Technique''s Three Escapes to Return to the Yuan?" ”。 Sun Xiaotong looked at Qin Aide and scolded: "I want you to take care of it, anyway, I haven't found an opponent yet, why are you in a hurry."

Liang Yifu said: "I said you two don't quarrel, junior brother, hurry up and find me a few bananas back." Qin Ide nodded, and walked outside to find bananas, since this is a Chinese restaurant, there are no bananas, so he ran to the Western restaurant to find bananas, fortunately he thought well, there are indeed bananas here, but it is a fruit platter, Qin Ide very unceremoniously picked out all the bananas in it, just when he was very happy, a pair of men and women walked over, the man looked at Qin Ide's strange performance and smiled slightly and asked: "This gentleman, it seems that you like to eat bananas very much...".

Qin Ide glanced at him and replied, "Sort of." The girl looked at Qin Ide and said with some dissatisfaction: "What do you mean by 'sort of', do you know that this is very rude?" How do you let someone else take these plates? ”。 Qin Ide looked at the girl and asked calmly, "Do you want to eat a platter?" ”。

The girl replied, "I don't want to." Qin Ide replied: "That's right, you don't eat it, why do you care if I pick bananas?" ”。 The girl replied angrily: "You scoundrel! ”。 At this moment, a woman about 30 years old wearing a smart formal dress walked over, Qin Ide knew at a glance that the woman must be a senior manager of a certain company, and she must be a wealthy family. The woman came to the side of the man and the woman and said, "Gao Wen, didn't I let you take a good look at your sister, Gao Ya, where are you like everyone?" ”。

The girl named Gao Ya took the woman's hand and said, "Auntie, why are you talking to outsiders, this guy has no dining etiquette at all!" ”。 The woman glanced at Qin Aide, her eyes suddenly widened, and she said, "You...". Qin Ed frowned slightly, chewed a banana in his mouth and said, "What's wrong with me?" ”。

The elegant aunt shook her head slightly, looked at Qin Ed and said, "No, it's nothing, I'm sorry, my niece has caused you trouble." Qin Ed shrugged his shoulders, and after leaving the western restaurant, the elegant aunt had been staring at the direction Qin Ed left in a daze, and Gao Wen saw that his aunt was wrong, and walked over and asked, "Auntie, what's wrong?" Do you know that person? ”。

My aunt shook her head and said, "I don't know, but I look too similar." Gao Ya leaned over and asked, "Who is it like?" ”。 My aunt replied, "The former president of the 'Taoist Association'...". (To be continued.) )