As soon as Liu Chang arrived at Tianlu Pavilion, all the princes who were studying looked at him and laughed, and some shouted: "Eldest brother! You've got a new scar on your ass! ”

He didn't answer, but sat down in front of his desk, took out his textbook, and asked his attendant for pen and ink.

They deliberately shouted again: "I heard that you robbed a little girl's snack!" ”

Liu Chang's eyes widened, "How dare you slander people like this..."

"What innocence? The day before yesterday, I saw you snatching other people's snacks and being hung and beaten by the queen mother! ”

Liu Chang's face turned red, the blue tendons on his forehead bloomed, and argued: "Then how can it be considered robbery?" I just wanted to ask her where she bought it from... Can it be considered a robbery? The words were even more difficult to understand, such as "killing", "gentleman's revenge" and the like, which caused everyone to laugh, and the inside and outside of Tianlu Pavilion were filled with happy air.

Liu Chang is a meme machine in the palace, in this deep palace where there is silence, no smiles, and everyone has a straight face, only Liu Chang can bring happiness to everyone. The interesting things in the palace, the things that can make everyone laugh, are all done by Liu Chang nine times out of ten.

For example, Liu Chang ran around in the palace, and as a result, he gave the imperial historian a head hammer, and then the imperial historian proposed in the court that a set of etiquette in the palace should be stipulated, including not walking fast, not bumping into the imperial history, etc. Another example is that Liu Chang snatched a little girl's snack, but it turned out that she was the daughter of Wuyang Hou, and she was hung and beaten by Empress Lu...

In an extremely depressing atmosphere, where it is even difficult to breathe, it is a pleasure to have such a living treasure.

Everything else is fine, but the matter of grabbing snacks really nailed Liu Chang to the frame of shame.

Liu Chang was thinking for a while, how would I be recorded in the history books?

If future generations see in the history books that Liu Bang has a son who openly robs the little girl's snacks in the palace, will he laugh, or will he spit and scold the scum?

Liu Chang felt that he had to do something, and he couldn't be nailed to the shame frame of history forever and be spurned by future generations.

Among all the people who laughed at him, Ruyi was the most ruthless, which made the grudge between the two escalate again, but due to age and eloquence, most of the time, Liu Chang was still the one who suffered. Once, he confidently got a big centipede, and then put it at Liu Ruyi's feet, wanting to scare him.

As a result, Liu Ruyi was not afraid of anti-joy, suddenly drew his sword, cut off the centipede with a sword, and then shamelessly boasted, "I finally have the same achievements as my father!" ”

Phew, you deserve it too?

How can you blow better than I do?

Anyway, most of the children of this gang of Liu Bang are a little bit of a, even the honest Liu Hui is no exception. Sometimes, the elder brothers get together to brag, and the fourth brother always bragged about his future governing strategy, according to him, as if he went to a vassal state, and he could govern that vassal state that was richer than the Qi state.

Ruyi doesn't talk about it, he always boasts that he will be like his father, and he will always be able to establish an immortal reputation.

Liu Hui also occasionally brags about his popularity, and boasts that he knows almost all the close servants in the palace, and has a good relationship with them.

In this regard, Liu Chang only felt that they were shameless, it was better to be themselves, they had always sought truth from facts, and they were not contaminated with his father's braggart temper.

Liu Ying is the same, although he always talks about his shortcomings in all aspects, and never talks about his advantages, but the problem is that he always compares with some ceiling-level people, and almost says that he is "not as good as Xiao He in governing the country, not as good as Han Xin in war, and not as good as Zhang Liang in strategy", can you take a look in the mirror before comparing yourself with those people?

Liu Chang felt that each of their heirs seemed to have inherited one of Liu Bang's advantages, the eldest brother inherited Rou, the second brother inherited the good, the Ruyi inherited the bad, the fourth brother inherited the benevolence, the fifth brother inherited Wen, and the sixth brother inherited... Low profile? The eighth brother can't see it yet, if he has to say it, his crying voice is quite like his father's singing.

As for himself, basically all the advantages have been inherited, he acts softly, is kind-hearted, is a benevolent gentleman, is gentle and obedient, and acts in a low-key manner, hey, perfect.

"Not long ago, you said that you wanted to follow Wuyang Hou to practice martial arts.... but also bullied the daughter of Wuyang Hou... I think you'd better think about finding a new teacher. ”

"What? That complainant is Fan Xu's daughter?? ”

"Oh my God... You don't even know that?? Read more... All right? ”

Liu Chang was a little stunned, he thought about Fan Xu's size, and suddenly became a little timid, he looked at Liu Heng on the side, and asked, "Fourth brother, ask you something?" ”

"You say."

"If Wuyang Hou wants to beat me, will Father stop him?"

"Hmm... Do you want to hear the truth? ”

"Uh-huh."

"Be nice to that little girl... If Father finds out, he will call the Marquis of Wuyang to beat you up..."

Even if thousands of people were reluctant, Liu Chang still reluctantly changed his attitude towards that little girl, this girl is also, since that day, she often comes to the palace to stroll, and she is known as coming to visit her aunt, in fact, she came to Liu Chang to show off her might, holding different snacks every day, eating in front of him proudly, and spoiling her mother from time to time.

Grandma was also deceived by this little girl, holding her there all day long, hugging and kissing, completely putting Liu Changhang aside.

Liu Chang sat aside, squinting his eyes and looking at her.

"Do you want to eat? I asked, I'm older than you, if you call me Sister, I'll give it to you? ”

"Okay, then you can give me food, I'll call after eating."

Fan Qing obediently squatted beside Liu Chang, watching Liu Chang eat snacks slowly and methodically, full of anticipation.

Liu Chang quickly finished eating.

"Alright, I'm done eating, let's call."

"What's it called?"

"It's called Auntie!"

"Why?"

"You just promised me!"

"Is there one? How did I not know? Did you give me something to eat? Do you have proof? ”

"Wow~~~"

......

Empress Lu suddenly went out of the house.

Liu Ying personally came to the Jiaofang Palace.

"Mother, the road is long, not to mention that there are battles everywhere now, please let me go along."

Empress Lu glanced at Liu Ying, smiled disdainfully, and asked, "The fourth elder asked you to say it?" ”

"yes."

Empress Lu frowned and reprimanded: "As the crown prince, did you learn this from them?" The people of the three kingdoms are suffering from war, shouldn't you do something? Are you the crown prince of the world? Or my one-man prince?! Do you think that to be an emperor is to learn to be a saint? ”

"If you can do something that benefits the country and the people, even if you never come to see me again, I will not blame you. But if you can't do a good deed, you know to be around me all day long, and I won't value you at all! ”

"You're the Prince! Let's do something that a prince should do! ”

was inexplicably reprimanded by Empress Lu, and the prince lowered his head helplessly.

Why wouldn't he want to do it? But there are domestic affairs with Empress Lu, and local affairs with Xiao He, what can he do?

Empress Lu sighed, "This time I'm going out, and the domestic affairs will be handed over to you." ”

Liu Ying's eyes lit up and asked, "Can I make my own decisions?" ”

Empress Lu was even more angry, "Is there still someone who binds your hands and feet?" ”

Liu Chang sat on the side and snickered, Empress Lu glared at him fiercely and scolded: "The prince is not like the prince, and the prince is not like the prince!" ”

"Why does my eldest brother come to scold me every time I make my mother angry?"

Empress Lu reprimanded her two sons severely, and then quickly explained what she was going to do to Liu Ying, "There are many people who have fled because of the war, these people have no food and need clothes, you have to find a way to appease them... In areas such as Chudi, Jingdi, Qidi, etc., although no people have fled, but the young people have gone to the battlefield, you have to find a way... Otherwise, next year's grain production will be reduced, and there will be big problems..."

Liu Chang also listened carefully, in fact, although the mother looked fierce, she still had a good heart. In the Jiaofang Palace, you can often see that the mother is worried about the situation in various places, although she is a little stricter, but she is indeed doing things, unlike a certain person, who knows how to drink and sing every day, and has never seen him worry about anything.

Of course, it may also be because I don't have much time to see him, and every time I see him, it's at a banquet, so I can only see him drinking and singing.

After explaining these things, Empress Lu was ready to leave.

Liu Chang's face was full of smiles, and his mother was gone! That's great!

Now, there is no one in the Jiaofang Palace who can take care of himself, his own spring is coming, he can make trouble as much as he wants, and he can bully whoever he wants, Ruyi, right? Fan Qing, right? Hahaha, wait!

Just when Liu Chang was in ecstasy, Empress Lu seemed to notice his appearance.

"Come with me."