Chapter 7 "The Birth of a Family" 3 funny Liu Jae-seok
"Brother Xiulu, didn't you just say that you would teach him a good lesson when you see Zai Tianxi later, is this true? Are you more powerful than in Tianxi? ”
Li Tianxi was completely shocked when he saw such a wonderful kung fu performance by Kim Jae-tian, but this big brother seemed to be a little stupid and lacking in heart, and asked Jin Xiulu beside him very unsightly and abruptly, a question that no one else on earth thought was impossible. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Yikes! Li Tianxi, when did I say it, I meant to be intimate with this kid in Zaitian, what kind of education and education, you must have heard it wrong. ”
In the face of such a fierce Kim Jaetian, even the tough guy Jin Xiulu also had some heart tremors, gall tremors, liver tremors, and tremors in his legs and stomach, how did that kid become so powerful back then, is the world swollen? ! Can you still have a good time?
Just when Li Tianxi and Jin Xiulu were talking quietly on the side, the performance here did not end.
But I saw that after Liu Zaishi finished his performance in Kim Zaitian, he suddenly stood in the middle of the venue, and came to a solo show with "hum haha".
Ha! In the end, there was a special Bruce Lee's "Ahhhh The classic ending action of rubbing his nose with his thumb and then clapping his hands and flattening it out in a dashing manner.
However, Bruce Lee is a world action superstar, and his movements are completely muscular, fast, chic and ferocious.
But these are manifested in Liu Zaishi, how can they exude a lewd energy, especially those small eyes, I really can't bear to look at him directly, I don't know if Bruce Lee will crawl out of the grave and educate him well when he sees Liu Zaishi imitating him like this.
Seeing the expressions of a group of people who couldn't stand it at all, Liu Zaishi knew that his performance after Kim Jaetian was definitely Zhuyu in front and Mu Chun in the back, so he could only sacrifice his ugliness in vain.
But Liu Zaishi didn't care, his purpose was to entertain the public, but fortunately he also had a "trick" at the bottom of the box and didn't perform.
I saw Liu Zaishi also take out a brick from behind him, but after a closer look, he felt that something was wrong.
But Liu Zaishi didn't give everyone a chance to observe carefully, he put the bricks on the table like Kim Jae-cheon just now.
Then pretended to squat well, luck, luck, luck, Jin Zaitian was luck, but Liu Zaishi looked like he was constipated.
However, the process is not important, the result is important, and I heard "Ahh With a bang, Liu Zaishi was completely astonished.
Shrimp! Liu Dashen actually hit the brick on the table with his head, this is not to shoot himself to death with a piece of tofu, but to kill himself with a brick, it is really pure death.
And what is even more surprising is still to come, to everyone's surprise, Liu Dashen actually smashed the brick with his head.
Suddenly there was a sound of surprise at the scene, looking at Liu Zaishi, who was holding a brick broken in half and constantly showing his arrogance, everyone suddenly felt that their world view, outlook on life, and values had been completely subverted.
When did Liu Grasshopper not only have a powerful mouth, but even became a superman, could it be that he was captured by aliens and transformed?
And Liu Zaishi also enjoyed everyone's admiration and surprised expressions, the appearance of being scared, his head was so high that he was almost going to lift the grasshopper's tail to the sky.
But the good times didn't last long, and Yoon Zhongxin, who had collaborated with Yoo Jae-seok on the most variety shows, saw that something was wrong after a while.
You must know that Liu Zaishi's image has always been a good uncle who is easy to bully, when did he become so tall and mighty, what do you think of Yuan Fang?
Needless to say, there must be something strange in it.
So when Liu Zaishi was in Shidese, Yin Zhongxin quietly sneaked to his side, and when Liu Zaishi was not paying attention, he suddenly snatched the half of the brick that he was showing off in his hand.
"Yikes! Liu Zaishi, you lied to us, what is this!? This is the prop brick. ”
Yin Zhongxin snatched half of the brick in Liu Zaishi's hand, and felt it, ah! Not at all, how can this brick be so light? Why isn't it hard at all?
Break it again, okay! Even the sick and weak "old man" Yin Zhongxin was able to break the brick in half at once, which shows how fragile the texture of this prop brick is.
As soon as the truth was discovered, Liu Zaishi immediately turned his head and wanted to sneak away, but before he could run away, he was surrounded by a group of guests who were deceived again.
Especially Li Xiaoli, now she is really resentful, at first shook them, causing them to walk around the village for a long time, and now they are shaking a little bit of performance, can this world be a little real.
"Yikes! Liu Zaishi, are you going to be a liar grasshopper? ”
Lee Hyo-ri, Yoon Jong-shin and Yoo Jae-seok are very familiar, and they are the main force of condemnation at this time, and even Park Ye-jin, who has a gentle temperament, hummed and complained a few times in a nasal voice, so Yoo Jae-seok's apology and smile on his face couldn't be handled.
But Jiang Dacheng didn't care at all, and even wanted to learn the technique of pretending to be a performance from Liu Zaishi with great interest, what a powerful acting pursuit this kid has, and he was hopeless.
Kim Jae-cheon looked at this noisy scene, and it really didn't surprise him, after all, this is a variety show, so it can't only be a martial arts show, the key is also funny entertainment, so Kim Jae-tian asked Yoo Jae-seok to come to such a show after his performance.
Looking at it now, the effect is very good, at least a group of uncles and aunts on the side are watching it with relish.
Just when everyone was not paying attention, the silly boy Li Tianxi secretly took the brick smashed by Jin Zaitian under the prodding of Jin Xiulu.
saw that he didn't hesitate to smash it directly, and the consequences can be imagined.
"Ahh As soon as I heard it, I saw Li Tianxi let out a miserable scream, which was so miserable and sharp that even Liu Zaishi and his gang, who were making a lot of trouble on the side, were attracted to it.
"Oh Tianxi! What are you doing here? ”
Liu Zaishi saw that Li Tianxi had smashed a real brick and covered his hands in pain, which was really angry and funny.
"Ahh Pain! ”
Li Tianxi didn't ease up for a long time, he only felt one word, "pain", it was really tearful, and the pain was indescribable.
After rubbing it for a while, he found that his hand was already red, which showed that he really smashed it just now, but the result was not as he thought, the brick was not smashed, and his hand was almost crushed and fractured.
"Brother Xiulu, you lied to me, this is a real brick in the sky." Finally, it didn't hurt much, and Li Tianxi, who was already numb, complained to Jin Xiulu with great grievances.
"Aigu, I didn't say a lie, I just let you go and see, I didn't let you smash it, this stupid boy, when did I say that you would smash it with your hands, you can't break it and try it."
Jin Xiulu was helpless in the face of such a stupid and cute little brother.
"I don't seem to say it, but I see that the sky seems to be smashed open easily, and I thought it was also fake, alas! Pain! Li Tianxi argued.
But when I said this, it seems that the more I say it, the more it seems that this 186cm tall man is completely in a hurry, and it seems that this big brother has completely entered the role of a stunned person.