Chapter 064: No matter how you look at it, it's a bandeau pile
"Master, isn't there anything you can do?" Lingxiu's eyes suddenly lit up. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Jiang Liu'er nodded and said, "It's not a solution, it's just an idea." Lingxiu, can you change the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone again? β
"Uh...... Yes, you can, but Master, have you forgotten? The girl pursed her mouth, her face suddenly became unhappy for some reason, "I didn't change the pen, ink, paper and inkstone last time, it was the monster who pretended to be me, I haven't changed any pen, ink, paper and ink." β
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"Oh, sorry I accidentally misremembered."
Jiang Liu'er thought about it, it was really like this, it was changed by "Lingxiu on the left".
However, this is not the focus of this incident, so he immediately pulled the topic away: "I'll talk about the monster later, now you first conjure up the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and I'll draw something for you." β
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Lingxiu moved her mouth, originally wanting to say something.
However, seeing that the master was like this, she had no choice but to let go of the unhappy thoughts, pluck out a piece of hair, and conjure up the four treasures of the study.
Jiang Liuer spread out the conjured paper, then picked up the brush, dipped it in ink, and began to draw on the paper.
After a moment, he put down the brush and laid the paper down in front of the three apprentices.
"Alright, you guys take a look."
The apprentices, including Ao Lei, also craned their necks and looked at the paper curiously.
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"Master, I didn't expect you to have such a fetish."
After a moment of silence, Lingxiu was the first to speak, her expression becoming strange for some reason.
"I know you again, I really know people and faces!" Zhu Qingqing also sighed on the side.
"Master, master, this thing, yes, yes......" Ao Lei stammered, her tone seemed to be a little shy, if the python could blush, maybe she would have changed from a big white snake to a big red snake now.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
The apprentices' gaze made Jiang Liu'er wonder, and he felt very strange: "This thing is what I just imagined, and I specially drew it for your reference, is there any problem?" Xiaobai, what did you want to say just now? β
Jiang Liu'er stared at Ao Lei's head, oh, maybe it was also the part of her collarbone, and asked her.
But unfortunately, Xiaobai immediately skimmed the snake's head, and seemed to be still shy, not knowing what he was shy of.
"Ahem......"
Just when Jiang Liu'er was still puzzled, Zhu Qingqing coughed and said very simply: "Master, what you painted is the thing that a woman wears...... Well, what is it, I guess I don't need to say more, right? Everyone is an adult, don't embarrass other little girls. β
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Listening to Zhu Qingqing's words, Jiang Liu'er felt more and more strange.
Didn't you just draw a pair of windproof goggles? What does this mean?
Oh, maybe people in this world don't know goggles.
Thinking so, Jiang Liu'er settled down and explained: "This thing is called a windscreen, which is used to protect the wind and eyes......"
"Nonsense, this is obviously a woman's breasts." Zhu Qingqing immediately interrupted him, "Master, don't play dumb riddles, let's say, what do you want to do when you draw such a thing in front of three girls?" β
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"I kid you not, this thing is called windproof goggles, also known as goggles."
Jiang Liu'er felt that there seemed to be a big misunderstanding here, and they seemed to have misunderstood what they meant.
It's no wonder, not to mention Tang Sanmu in the dream world, even Jiang Liuer in this world, he basically has no artistic cells, as long as it is a subject that is related to "literature", history, foreign languages (Sanskrit), and even music, art, etc., are basically similar to scum.
Even the "very modern" martial arts uniform that Lingxiu was wearing took him a long time to design.
Draw goggles like a bande...... I really can't blame him for this, I can only blame Tang Sanmu for not filling in the art school in junior high school.
But fortunately, after some explanations, the girls finally accepted the fact that this was not a bande, but a "goggle".
"Master, you said this is goggles, how do you use it?" Lingxiu stared curiously at the things on the white paper.
However, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a piece of wipe's breasts, and her face is red with the little white dragon.
Maybe the master should find some time to learn how to draw, but the man still has to learn more and use it more.
In this way, the woman can be protected and given the sense of security she wants.
Staring at the "wipe" on the white paper, the girl thought wildly.
"It's a lens that is worn on the eyes to protect the eyes." Jiang Liuer explained, "The strap behind the lens is put on the back of the head to hold the lens in place. It is not worn on your breast, so don't think about it. With this thing, you may not be afraid of the samadhi divine wind of the Yellow Wind Monster. β
"But Master, this is a drawing." Zhu Qingqing reminded on the side.
Jiang Liu'er glanced at her, shook her head and said, "I also want to give you a finished product, but I can't make it...... I don't have the ability. β
"In other words, in the end, we still have to rely on our spells to change, right?" Lingxiu said with a humble eye, the master is really "talking on paper" again, he can only talk about it, but he has no ability at all.
"If I had this ability, I wouldn't be Jiang Liu'er, but Edison and Tesla."
Jiang Liu'er was very regretful and shook her head very ashamedly.
Man's knowledge is limited, and he really wants to make a big invention, but in reality he can't even make glass.
How high is the temperature required to make glass? How can I burn out the right temperature? How to improve the purity of raw materials? How much has it been raised? How long does it take to burn glass? How do you cut glass? None of this can be said to be experimental, and Edison's invention of a light bulb has failed nearly 2,000 times.
Yes, he at least knows what the raw materials of glass are, Tang Sanmu is a science-educated student, and he has made a lot of papers for the university entrance examination.
But in reality? He's just a high school student, what is a high school student? Except for being able to make rolls, I don't know anything.
So, he didn't have the ability to make glass, because it took a lot of time to experiment, and he didn't have the time.
Maybe after a few experiments, he may spend his life in the laboratory like Edison.
Is it fun to be a bad old man? I don't know, my intuition tells Jiang Liuer that it's not fun.
He wanted to be an emotional person, he wanted to be exposed to more things, so he went out to travel, which was his original intention.
Humanity is a contradiction, if you canβ
In fact, Jiang Liuer hopes that "Tang Sanmu" will not study science and literature.
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ps: Sick, only one chapter of water......
But the private goods at the end of this chapter are exactly what I wanted to talk about on a whim.
In fact, it's all, travel through ancient times and want to do a big career?
Let's talk about making glass first, it's not that difficult to make glass, but how about making glass that "works......
Tsk, maybe the protagonist will spend his life in the laboratory.
The protagonist is rarely "self-aware".
ps2: I don't know if I can change another chapter in the evening.
Well, ask for a referral ticket.