I wasn't in a hurry to go back to my hometown, and I couldn't help when I went back now, and I had to be scolded by my father for being unfilial or something, so I was going to scrape together enough yuan for the 100,000 yuan first. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Seeing that two days have passed, and tens of thousands of brain cells have died, I have not been able to come up with a way, and if I can't raise any more money, I am ready to sell my kidney.

Not kidding, I really found a buyer from QQ, but I didn't have a deep chat with him, after all, kidneys are a man's second life, and I won't do that unless I have to.

I used to see this kind of news about selling kidneys, and I always felt that those people were stupid, but now I know that when a person is desperate for money, he can do anything, compared to those scum who kill people and sell goods, and cheat and cheat, those who sell kidneys are really good people, at least, they don't hurt others.

Blessing and misfortune are not a single line, people go to the back of the word and drink cold water to stuff their teeth, just when I was anxious, Han Xiaolin had a seizure, fortunately, after the evening self-study, and outside the school, I looked around and saw that there was no one, bit the tip of my tongue and sprayed her, and tied her with a red rope to tie her up strongly, the red rope is very thin, and I can't see it if I don't look carefully.

After being tied with a red rope, this girl became honest at once, and after a while, her eyes were closed, she fainted, and I carried her and left.

I've been in a hurry these days, and I actually forgot to give her glutinous rice noodles.

When I was walking on the road, I was unlucky to meet the head teacher Lao Weitou, and I lied to him that Han Xiaolin had drunk too much, and I sent her home.

He seemed to be in a good mood, and only said one sentence, I don't care about you young people, but don't delay your studies. After speaking, he also winked at me a few times, with an expression of "Lao Tzu is a person from the past, don't have an accident", I call it a depressed, people's hearts are not ancient!

The next day was Saturday.

Little Pony suddenly appeared at my door early in the morning, and I don't know how he found me, but he seems to be recovering well, and there is no major problem.

We were sitting on the steps of the doorway basking in the sun, and he threw me a cigarette and said, "Thank you for that day." ”

"You're welcome, who is with whom." I lit a cigarette and said to him, "Why don't you give me a hundred and eighty thousand to show my gratitude?" ”

", you're out of money!" Little Brother Ma glanced at me with contempt, as if he were so tall.

I was so upset that I wasn't in the mood to joke with him, so I lowered my head and smoked. Usually a cigarette can smoke seven or eight puffs, but today I don't know why, three puffs will smoke a whole cigarette, Brother Xiao Ma saw my sad face, and asked me: "Xiao Luo, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Lack of money." I answered truthfully.

"Damn, who doesn't lack money, and Lao Tzu also lacks it." Brother Xiao Ma took a puff of cigarette and said angrily.

The tone of his voice still has some flavor if it comes out of the mouth of a big man, and it sounds awkward to put it on him.

Do you think, a guy with a thief's eyebrows and rat eyes speaks freely and boldly, isn't this picture a little weird? This is like asking Shi Qian to use Li Kui's character to speak and do things, and it doesn't feel out of tune.

"Do you really need money urgently?" Brother Pony looked at me sullenly and tilted his head and asked.

"Well, it's urgent, it's urgent." I told him about my mother's hospitalization, and he gave me a punch directly: "Is it a brother?!" It's brother, why didn't you say it earlier? ”

"Wasn't you recuperating from your wounds?" I smiled wryly.

"Damn, it's important for me to recuperate from my injuries or for my aunt to see a doctor, and I don't know what you ate in the three years of high school." Little Brother Ma lectured me, but I could hear that he was good for me.

Of course, I won't tell him, but I actually went to high school for five years.

"Take it." Brother Xiao Ma didn't say a word, took out a bank card from his wallet and threw it to me: "There are 150,000 in it, take it and use it." ”

I suddenly felt that Brother Pony was too handsome, and if anyone said that he was not handsome, I would be anxious with anyone.

"Just pay me back 200,000 next month." He added.

is paralyzed, Chong Ya looks so obscene, she is destined to not be able to get a wife.

The two of us stayed for a while, and Han Xiaolin walked out with an ugly face, she glanced at me shyly, pursed her lips and wanted to say something, but maybe Brother Xiao Ma was there, she hesitated, and left without saying anything.

Looking at Han Xiaolin's appearance, I know that what appears is the "cold version of Han Xiaolin", according to my understanding, this should also be Han Xiaolin's original appearance, as for the eccentric Han Xiaolin, it should be the product of the grafted soul, I call it the "gentle version of Han Xiaolin".

Brother Xiaoma's eyes were straight, the cigarette butt almost burned to his fingers, he tugged at the corner of my clothes and asked: "Xiao Luo, you are not shallow, you are a policewoman and a school flower, quickly teach my brother the secret." ”

"Heh...... "I can't cry or laugh, I really want to ask Brother Xiaoma, don't you see that a Taoist priest is a zombie?"

But I'm a very good-looking person, and when he said this, I was also happy in my heart, and suddenly there was a kind of fluttering hurry, and he casually said nonsense: "Women are complex animals, do you want to say the way to conquer them, one word, fight!" ”

"What?" Little Brother Ma looked at me blankly, waiting for the next step.

"You've heard of not going to the house for three days, right?" I said to Little Pony.

He looked at me incomprehensibly and asked, "You mean to use violence to conquer women?" ”

"Yes, women like men who have a sense of security, if you don't have a bit of violent tendencies, how can you give him a sense of security?" I continued to ignore it.

As a crazy and cool and handsome man, my emotional experience is naturally very rich, and in my memory, there have been two paragraphs, which can be described as unforgettable.

My first girlfriend, after dating me for half a month, got together with my most ironclad buddy, and now, the two have emigrated overseas together......

My second girlfriend was much more reliable than my first girlfriend, because we had reached the point where we were talking about marriage, and I remember very well, it was a drizzly and hazy afternoon, we were sitting in a café, she took my hand and asked do I like children? I didn't think about saying I liked it, she was immediately ecstatic, stroked her slightly bulging lower abdomen and said to me that she was pregnant with my flesh and bones......

Paralyzing, when I'm a fool? Can you get pregnant with a kiss? If I wasn't worried that I wouldn't be able to beat her, I would have beaten her mother so much that she didn't even know her!

After listening to me, Brother Pony nodded, with an unaware expression.

Later, Brother Xiao Ma really used the method I taught him to get a superb girl, which I didn't expect, but this is a later story, so I won't show it for the time being.

I chatted with Brother Pony for a while, asked him some Taoist things, and he answered them all with me, and I immediately said that I also wanted to be a Mr. Yin and Yang.

He looked at me for a full two minutes before he asked in a deep voice, "Cultivator, are you really ready to commit five evils and three shortcomings?" ”