Chapter Twenty-Eight: Do You Think Lori Is Easy to Mess With Things?!
Less than five minutes after hanging up the phone, Xiong Jing was brought by Bai Tuan. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info although the white ball is fluffy can also become larger, it can be used as a mount. However, a big man riding on something invisible out of thin air and riding through the street like a small electric donkey is still a little too weird from the perspective of the masses who don't know the existence of ghosts and don't know the truth. So Bai Tuan made a suggestion to Uncle Xiong: let him hide in his bag, and then transport him over.
"Bags?!" Li Qian had also just heard of this term. "Bai Tuan still has this thing?!"
"Yes, otherwise how would I have transported so much luggage and clothes?" Xiong Jing stood straight in front of Li Gan in a suit.
"Where's that, uncle?" Li Gan picked up Xiaobai, which had become a ball, and looked at its belly, and saw that two blushes appeared on Xiaobai's face.
"Dry, dry brother......" Xiaobai covered his belly with four calves, "Don't do this......"
"Why are you so shy, we're all old men." Li Qian continued to inspect Xiaobai's hind legs.
"Oh, no, you're in the wrong place." Xiong Jing really couldn't see it, so he snatched Xiaobai over, and then pulled a gap in Xiaobai's back for him to see. "Look, here it is."
Li Gan looked into the bag, and saw a bunch of stinky socks and dirty underwear inside, and immediately frowned and pinched his nose.
"Uncle Xiong, your taste is too heavy, right?!" Li Gan said in a sharp voice, "This is to turn Xiaobai into a biological weapon?!" ”
"I wanted to wash it together in the afternoon when I was doing the laundry, but you took the lead." Xiong Jing said.
"Then you can endure this sourness for a while......?" "I can't, so I'll let Xiaobai arrive in five minutes."
"Anyway, Uncle Xiong, you just washed your body today, right?" Li Qian looked at the suit Xiong Jing was wearing, "You dare to wear it before you do it?" ”
"Who's to say it didn't work? It's been evaporated by my body temperature. Xiong Jing shook his hair confidently.
"Maybe how smelly it is......" Li Gan muttered quietly.
"Okay, you two don't talk nonsense!" Black Box turned around and reminded, "No matter how nonsense the girl is, she will leave!" ”
"Girl?" Xiong Jing was puzzled after hearing this, "Eldest nephew, didn't you say that I would help you catch the monster?" Why did this come out again, girl. ”
"Well, it's a long story, just look at it on your phone."
"You said the black blob on my girl's chest is a ghost?" Uncle Xiong saw that his glasses were almost on the screen, "I thought she wore her bra outside." ”
Lin Xiaoke under the camera is sitting on the rest chair outside the locker room drinking drinks, kicking his legs mischievously while drinking, not caring that he is regarded as a photo object by passers-by, and even pouts and sells cuteness to take photos with uncles and wives, and seems to like the feeling of being the focus of everyone. But none of the people at the scene, even herself, found the bat that stole the tofu.
"That's a hooded bat that pesters pretty girls." Hei Zai explained to Xiong Jing, "Because Li Qian knows that girl and has a good impression of her, it is inconvenient to go up and arrest her." After all, the girl can't see the ghost, and it still occupies the most sensitive place of the sister, and if you are not careful, Li Qian will be mistaken for a hooligan. ”
"So you called me?" Xiong Jing suddenly realized, "You want me to be a hooligan for my eldest nephew?" ”
"It's not as complicated as you think." Li Gan hurriedly explained, "I just want to call you over to discuss and see how we can catch that perverted bat without being a hooligan." ”
"It's a good idea, but you can't have it both ways." Xiong Jing said and put down the phone, "That thing is almost a piece of my sister's clothes." Rash action will not only alarm it, but also make the girl unappreciative, and in the end we will definitely be treated as criminals and sent to the police station to eat a boxed lunch. ”
"What then? You can't let that color bat stay on the girl, right? Li Gan said anxiously, "Forget it, I don't care, even if she will be treated as a hooligan by Xiao Ke, I will save her, I can't let her be taken advantage of by that colored bat!" “
Li Qian said that he was about to climb over the park wall, but he was unexpectedly preempted by Xiong Jing. Watching the agile bear mirror land lightly on the other side of the wall, he was just about to say "Handsome!" In the next second, the back of the great shore suddenly tilted to the right, and a dog gnawed on the mud.
You've climbed over the wall and wrestled on the ground, can you still do it...... Li Gan's face darkened.
"If I don't go to hell, who will?" Xiong Jing got up and put the sunglasses back on his face. "Big nephew, after you go back, tell my senior brother that Xiong Jing died heroically to fight the vicious ghosts and save the innocent and poor Lori. After I died, I was buried on Qingling Mountain to accompany Master, and every year I just planted a flower on my grave. ”
"You are cow dung, you put flowers on your grave!" Li Qian yelled at his back. "I'm not going to do this, you come back to me quickly!"
"There is good and evil in the world, don't stop me, big nephew, I'm going to be a big villain who touches my sister's breasts." After Xiong Jing finished speaking, he began to sing. "Ah, goodbye, friend, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. If I die, bury me in a hill and put a painting of Lori on it. ”
"Uncle Xiong......" Li Gan's hand crossed the park railing and desperately held him, "How can you be so undisciplined...... then turned his head and rushed to Bai Tuan, "Xiaobai, you just watch him go, go up and stop him!" ”
Unexpectedly, Xiaobai was unusually calm, not at all like he would lose the bear mirror.
"Don't worry, brother." Xiaobai said, "My husband is Lolita, and when I see Lori, I don't have discipline, so you just get used to it." ”
"I can't get used to this!" Li Gan was about to go crazy, "Xiao Ke she is mine, even Uncle Xiong can't touch it!" ”
"You don't have to worry about it, brother, there are so many people around Sister Xiaoke, my husband doesn't dare to get started." Xiao Bai continued, "Besides, he doesn't have a sealing stone in his hand now, even if he touches his sister's breast, it's useless." ”
"And what is he doing here?" Li Qian was puzzled.
"I guess I want to drive that ghost away from Sister Xiaoke." Xiaobai said, "In this way, Brother Qian's arrest won't be regarded as a hooligan." ”
"So that's the case, I misunderstood Uncle Xiong." Li Gan understood, "I didn't expect him to have this kind of thought." ”
"He is not as capable as Brother Qian, so he took the initiative to bear the infamy for Brother Qian." Xiaobai said.
"Uncle Bear......"
After listening to Xiaobai's words, Li Qian felt that he was too low when he said that Uncle Xiong had no discipline.
"No, I can't let Uncle Xiong go alone."
As he spoke, he also climbed over the park fence and fell in the same place as Uncle Xiong.
"Grandma's, I've fallen to death!"
He looked down and saw that the culprit turned out to be a banana peel.
"Fuck, what the fuck are you throwing banana peels here!"
Li Qian picked up the banana peel and threw it into a nearby trash can.
At this time, Xiong Jing had come to Lin Xiaoke's vicinity, and a light cough caught her attention.
"Uncle, are you going to take pictures?" Lin Xiaoke asked with a smile.
"Oh yes, I'm here to take pictures."
Xiong Jing took out his mobile phone, clicked on the ghost go icon inside, and pointed the camera at the girl's chest.
Sure enough, the lustful bat was still lying on its stomach!
"Uncle, you're off camera." Lin Xiaoke kindly reminded.
"I'm not biased." Xiong Jing focused on the bat on the girl's chest.
"Bias~" Xiao Ke raised the camera and pointed it at his face.
"It's not biased~" Xiong Jing moved the lens back.
"Deviation~" Xiao Ke moved back again.
"No~" Xiong Jing moved back again.
After going back and forth like this a few times, Lin Xiaoke finally got annoyed.
"Oh, uncle, what are you doing here?" She pouted angrily.
"I'm giving you faces." Xiong Jing is still staring at the girl's chest on the phone, of course, he is actually staring at the bat.
"Face-to-face?" Lin Xiaoke's eyes widened with watery eyes.
"That's right." Xiong Jing said, "I see that your Yin Tang is black, and there must be a bad omen on your body, if you can get rid of this bad omen here, there will be two big waves in your life." ”
"What are you talking about? I don't understand at all. Lin Xiaoke asked puzzled.
"Forget it, I can't explain it to you."
Xiong Jing said and grabbed Lin Xiaoke's chest. Of course, this is just an ordinary person's perspective, and the phone's perspective is that he is catching the bat. But the bat did not leave the girl's body as Xiong Jing expected, but turned back and smiled at him slyly, as if to say that he had already seen through Xiong Jing's thoughts, and was waiting for him to laugh at the moment when he made a move.
Xiong Jing, who was facing the bat smile, was stunned for a moment, but at this time, Lin Xiaoke grabbed the hand that tried to hit his chest, and then the jade legs wrapped around his body and turned around, and when Uncle Xiong came to his senses, Lin Xiaoke had already ridden to his neck.
"Wow! You don't have to be so hot right away, right?! Xiong Jing looked up at Lin Xiaoke.
"Hmph, rascal!"
Lin Xiao can subdue Xiong Jing with a unique thigh strangulation.
"Ah......" Xiong Jing was bleeding from her nose under the girl's skirt, "Uncle, it's worth it to be a ghost......"
Then fainted.
Li Gan, who finally came over, saw Xiong Jing as a ghost under the girl's skirt, and he braked suddenly.
I'm struggling, Xiao Ke actually practiced karate?! Li Qian thought in his heart, fortunately, I didn't rush forward. But how can you help Uncle Xiong get out?
Li Gan rolled his eyes, pretending to be inadvertently watching the excitement and came to the girl's side.
"Huh? Isn't that trivial? ”
Lin Xiaoke looked up when he heard the voice and found that it was his acquaintance. "Li Gan?"
"Yes, yes, I'm Li Gan, you actually know me?!" Li Kui was so happy that he almost didn't jump.
To tell the truth, Li Gan and Xiao Ke were not in the same class when they were in high school, so this time he can ask his sister to recognize him, which means that he is already famous.
"Of course I know, you're not the Li Gan who beat up more than 20 hooligans at a time when he was a freshman in high school." Lin Xiaoke smiled.
"Yes, yes, yes, I'm that Li Gan!" Li Gan's heart was already happy, and he said that Xiao Ke had been paying attention to me all along.
"Then can you help me get this rascal to the police station?" Xiao Ke chuckled and said, "It's a little inappropriate for me to wear this cossuit." ”
"No problem, no problem!" Li Gan's purpose is precisely this.
"Then I'm bothering you~" "Don't worry, I'll definitely hand him over to the police uncle!" ”
"Oh yes." Before entering the locker room, Lin Xiaoke stopped and turned around, "Do you have time tomorrow?" ”
"Huh? Are you asking me? Li Qian pointed at himself.
"Of course it's about you, but do you want to ask someone else?" The girl is disgusted.
"Yes, there must be time for the summer vacation." Li Gan couldn't control his laughter.
"Then leave me your mobile phone number, and you can go shopping with me tomorrow, how about it?" Lin Xiaoke smiled.